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tboibamz:
Who has been able to apply?...please guide me,i dont get it at all

That is part of the screening process my dear.

This is ITbomb confirming receipt of my 500MB expiring on 14th November

I'm actually on airtel android plan but decided to try this before I recommend it to another. I prefer to bear the initial risk

Some weeks you were ranting on how the Muslim brotherhood are ganging up in APC to field a Muslim ticket, today is 'solidly behind you sir'.
Are you sure we shouldn't change your medications?

cramjones:
Vote General Mohammadu Buhari! The people's man...We are solidly behind you sir!
-CramJones

MissyDivah:
71 Amendments To Nigerian Constitution That Will Favor The Nigerian Politicians Useless People

Have you even read the amendments yet? Useless comment

Turbo Charger that promises up to six hours charge in just fifteen minutes on the 3,220 mAh battery

I'm getting this

Must it always come to this?
#keshiout

We still have a blood moon to go so it is not happening

I'm surprised nobody is talking about a possible sabotage by the players.

Since the days of Chelsea, I believe if a coach is considered unfit, players has a way of making sure he is sack. Players have the espirit de corp so you don't slight one of them and expect the remaining to be nonchalant

These boys should be taken to surulere so that when they see the faces of the area boys they would know that the possibility of them seeing seeing their families again decrease for each pass they loss.

Keshi should be sack so that bad luck will not visit the new stadium

noblezone:
Jonathan is too much of a gentle man.

If I were Jonathan....

Sorry Sir, it is a clear case of building strong institutions not the African big man that you are so used to after years of military brainwashing.

Thank God you are not Jonathan cos state government should run things in their jurisdiction without interference from the big man in Abuja, in that way we can hold the state government responsible for inefficiency, insecurity and misrule in the state

Charity work should be redefine here

You take money that people contributed for the upkeep of the church and provision for the less privileged and buy a jet which you later lease out to commercial business.

Charity work should be to keep the jet for full use by the church and less privileged who could not afford flight tickets.

Another
Capital development is much more expensive than recurrent expenses.
If you can build a university with church money then you can run the school with church money, the theory of 'paying staff cost money' doesn't permit the transfer of the burden to the church members whose money built the school.

It is a clear case of double taxation. After contributing to build the school, you are still contributing to the church and yet you are still force to pay the school fees. Money that would have made the school more affordable is channel into building another school to further milk the followers.

Church run businesses must be taxed. Schools, jets, publications, restaurants etc

If I tell you say I understand anything you wrote there, I'm a liar and have not the fear of God in me

Stay in the house and do what? Watch people fvrking on Big Brother? No, get out and exercise your brain but whatever you do make sure you balance it with your marital responsibilities

Imagine the Nigerian league without Heartland FC in 2015

Baba knows that if Atiku is President, he is finished.

A snubbing Jonathan is better than Atiku any day.

But anyone APC is sure to be defeated


GEJ Till 2019

If I am to defend the guys.
From previous report where soldiers in Maiduguri barracks burn down the armory before leaving as Boko Haram came close, I would say that it was a case of the Commander having fears that the incoming terrorists have superior weapons and numbers and to ensure that they don't capture the APC, they had to render it useless for the insurgents and flee.

I would be interested to hear what their defense

GSMArenaNG:
You didn't say anything about the one that damaged a friends battery and the power banks got swollen, you are just promoting ur product more rather than focusing on what matter most to your customers, they want to know if what i am saying is true or not!!

My friends, what were you expecting.
Someone with a good reputation will never be afraid of referring you to someone else for reviews.
You have seen the packaging, the users are here and have confirmed the quality and you are still arguing.

I'm planning on getting it cos a friend is using it (2 months) and also recommended it

I knew that all those 'kill 400 Boko Haram' was a ruse

The most disgraceful one was flashing the picture of a dead Shekeau clone (since we don't know which one is real) and claiming to have killed him days after he died of bullet wounds in the hands of Nigerian soldiers

[quote author=MherihGold post=27026519][/quote]Never you let it be a problem o Lolz

Just giving you a taste of how we run the place.
Most times, it is not the main joke but the comments that makes the thread funny

So sad. RIP

Checking whether this is on Romance for Muslims, I don't want someone to paste some jihadist sh¡tz on ma profile.

Decent dressing really, with a gown and no pants

Toktee:
B4 we answer you,you have to tell us what pdp under jonathan have achieved in five years......meanwhile,campaign has nt started,so we are still holding our card to chest.

In 3 years

GEJ Till 2019

mostfavoured:
Friends, This is a compilation of GEJ government achievements that i personally compiled from various sources. Kindly go through the list and add whatever i missed out or remove through constructive criticism whatever you disagree with:

EDUCATION
1. 125 Almajiri Schools in 13 Northern States
2. 27 Special girls school
3. 34 new NCE awarding institutions
4. 101 Presidential Special Scholarship for Innovation and development
5. 10 Million increase in Basic education enrolment (UBEC)
6. 75% Increase in O'Level credit pass in Math and English
7. 100 Innovation Enterprise Institutions licensed
8. 7000 lecturers sponsored for post graduate studies home and abroad
9. 51 Polytechnic laboratories rehabilitated
10. Doubled increase on Education allocation
11. 104 candidates scaled the final hurdle (First Class Graduates) for Presidential scholarship award and were asked to apply to study in any of the top 25 universities in the world approved for the scheme for their PhD.
12. When GEJ assume power in 2010 98% of students that sat for NECO failed to make 5 credits including mathematics and English, as at 2013 70% of students that sat for NECO make 5 credits including maths and English.
13. All states of the federation without a federal university had one each during GEJ Government and they are listed below (12 New Federal Universities). Imagine Number of jobs created for both academic and non-academic staffs and percentage of awaiting students fixed into these schools (Note: 9 out of these 12 universities are in Northern Nigeria).
 Federal University, Lafia, Nasarawa State. —North Central.
 Federal University, Lokoja, Kogi State. ——-North Central.
 Federal University, Kashere, Gombe State.– North East.
 Federal University, Wakari, Taraba State. —-North East.
 Federal University, Dutsin-Ma, Katsina State.-North West.
 Federal University, Dutse, Jigawa State.——-North West.
 Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State. —South South.
 Federal University, Ndufe-Alike, Ebonyi State.-South East.
 Federal University, Oye-Ekiti, Ekiti State.——-South West.
 Federal University Gashua, Yobe State —-North East.
 Federal University Birnin-Kebbi, Kebbi state.——-North West.
 Federal University Gusau, Zamfara State.——-North West.

TRANSPORTATION
Rail Transport:
14. Revitalisation of the railway sector resulting into annual volume of people moved by April 2014 to be 5Million against 1Million of people moved prior to GEJ government.
15. Completed the reconstruction of Lagos-Kano Railway Line that was moribund for many years with no single train movement for 15years but GEJ fixed it in 1year.
16. Kaduna Railway Line is at 85% completion
17. Improvement in rail transportation by a pilot scheme of AC fitted trains in Lagos.
18. Port-Harcourt to Maiduguri rail line abandoned for over 30years is at about 90% completion.
19. Other rail way under construction are:
 Lagos-Kano Rail
 Kano-Maiduguri, under construction
 Lagos-Portharcourt Under construction:
 Kaduna-Abuja
 Abuja Standard Gauge Rail axis
Road Transportation
20. The following roads are getting the attention of federal government.
 Apapa - Oshodi Expressway (Undergoing Construction)
 Benin-Ore-Sagamu Highway (Completed Benin-Ore, Sagamu Ongoing)
 Enugu-Portharcourt Dual carriage way (Undergoing Construction)
 Kano - Maiduguri Road (Undergoing Dualisation)
 Abuja-Abaji-Lokoja Road (Undergoing Dualisation)
 Onitsha-Owerri Road (Completed)
 Vom-Manchok Road (Completed)
 Onitsha Head Bridge - Flyover (Ojukwu Gateway) [Completed by Gov Obi did and got federal refund]
 Onitsha - Enugu Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Lokoja - Benin Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Under Reconstruction after 30years)
 Mokwa-Bida Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Akure-Ilesha Road (Under Reconstruction)
 East-West Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Sokoto-Tambuwal-Jega Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Enugu- Abakaliki- Cross River Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Ogoja - Ikom Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Vandekiya-Obudu Road (Under Reconstruction)
 The Second Niger Bridge was concessioned to Juluis Berger and massive early works have commenced
 Massive construction is ongoing on Lokko-Owetto bridge across River Benue.
Air Transport/ Aviation
21. National Aviation Master plan and Road map was developed and is being implemented
22. Air Safety - INSTALLATION of cutting age navigational aids and Instruments Landing Systems, including runway lights and Total Radar Coverage (TRACON)
23. Airport Infrastructure - For the first time in three decades, ALL 22 federally owned airports are being remodelled and renovated
24. Cargo Airport - 16 airports close to nation's food baskets designed to transport perishables.
25. New Terminal for 5 International Airports at Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Kano and Enugu.
26. Certification - US Category 1 Certification attained.

INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
27. Under GEJ, Nigeria has three automobile industries manufacturing vehicles already, Innoson in Nnewi, Peaugeot in Kaduna and Nissan in Lagos. Kia and Toyota are already working on their assembly Plants in Lagos while there is an indication that about 30 car manufacturing companies has signified interests.
28. Nigeria exports cement after becoming self-sufficient of our local demand (this is a feat that was not achieved for many decades).

AGRICULTURE
29. Rice production rose from 1.5Metric Ton from 2010 to 3.5Metric Tons in 2013
30. Nigeria became world leader in cassava production.
31. Nigeria food import reduced by 500Million per annum
32. 6Million farmers now assess fertilizers through the e-wallet systems and this now helps government to cut N50Billion annually from corrupt middlemen.

NATIONAL PLANNING/ DEVELOPMENT
33. GEJ government introduced the green wall initiative to tackle desertification in the Northern part of Nigeria by planting 6,720,000 trees so far in 10 northern states.
34. UN Statistics shows that life expectancy in Nigeria before GEJ government was 47yrs and the statistics present figure shows it is 52% (If government takes the blame of everything in a nation then it should also takes commendation of anything in the nation)
35. Time to clear goods in Nigerian Ports before GEJ introduced reforms is 38days as at 2009 but it has been reduced to 7days.
INFORMATION/ TECHNOLOGY
36. Established 266 public access venues for ICT in 2013.
37. Established 156 Rural IT Centres and 110 community communication centres so far.

ECONOMY
38. 3 Billion Naira grant given to Nollywood to encourage their contribution to National GDP.
39. At 7% GDP Growth, Nigeria economy is one of the fastest growing in the world and the biggest in Africa.
40. Value of stocks in the Nigerian stock exchange as at 2009 was N9.92Trillion but as at December 2013 the value of Nigerian stock is N13.23Trillion
41. As at 2013 ending the value of Foreign Direct Investment in Nigeria is $7Billion making Nigeria the number one recipient of foreign direct investment in Africa.
42. Nigeria became biggest economy in African overtaking South Africa.
43. Wall street journal adjudged Nigeria as No 1 destination of foreign investors in the world rating Nigeria with 29.57% of total world FDI, Argentina is 2nd while Vietnam came 3rd.
44. Inflation rate before GEJ came to power is 15% presently inflation rate is 9%
45. Volume of imported rice consumed in Nigeria cut down by almost 50% (This has made naira to circulate within the country better) and 100% of rice eaten in aso rock is made in Nigeria.
46. Non-Oil Revenue accrued to government before GEJ government stood at N843Billion but in 2013 Non-oil revenue stood at N1.34Trillion.

HOUSING/ WELFARE
47. Mortgage - The Nigerian Mortgage Refinancing Corporation was set up to enable 200,000 affordable mortgages within 5 years at affordable interest rate.
48. Over 61,000 housing units have been built in six geographical zones.

SPORTS
49. African Nations Cup (last won in 1994)
50. Fifa U-17 (Last won in 2007)
51. Word Athletic Championship 4 medals (No medal since 2000)

POWER/ ELECTRICITY
52. Privatised PHCN and Power Generating Plants undergoing constructions in different
states.
53. Power generation increased from 2,200MegaWatt to 7,000MegaWatt installed capacity and Nigeria presently generates about 4500MegaWatt.

LEADERSHIP STYLE
54. GEJ has no foreign account, no property aboard and all his kids/ wards school here in Nigeria.
55. Gender friendly government by encouraging the 35% affirmative for women in government.
 Appointed about 10 female ministers
 First Female Chief Justice of Nigeria
 Female Head of Court of Appeal
 Female Acting Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria
 Female DG of Nigerian Stock Exchange etc
 Removing the bar of admitting female into Nigeria Defence Academy (Now we will have female armoured tank drivers, female Para-troopers, Jumpers, and so on)
56. Encouragement of youth participation in government with relatively young members of executive cabinet (Average age of 50s) with young ministers like Dr. Nurudeen Mohammed who is the minister of state for foreign affairs (born 20th August 1976 and he is the youngest minister in Nigeria since return to democracy), Tamuno Danagogo who is the minister of sports.

Na wa o

So it was all about the pusssy, not the suv

Wike na thug nah, no be today

shizzle11:
Lord knows since i flashed my android phone for over 3months now i have never been on BB. Have even almost forgotten what a BB icon looks like on a phone

After just 3 months since last usage, you have forgotten what the icon look like, WHAT A DULL BRAIN!