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No be this bank steal Okocha's money?

If the rejects in major football scene are the backbone of our team then someone is not thinking properly.

Disappointed right?
Guess you should have gone for the X2 variant or better still Infinix Zero

Babe wake up, wetin this guy dey talk?

BBC is becoming so unreliable these days.

You are your problem, you go for easy picks.

Have you ever woo a girl without mentioning your spyder or bank job? I guess you have never and even if you want you can't. You only attract your kind

Some people can be so bitterly dumb.
Sheriff was in Chad before Jonathan, he joined other Nigerians to welcome the president and was at the presidential office where he was received (second picture) and that is where he stopped.

During the main agenda, security meeting with the Chadian President, Sheriff was not involved.

UjSizzle: I'm at the bank and nothing's happening

The boy you date is at the ATM checking his account balance.

The man you date is inside the bank discussing with the branch manager

HARDDON: andromida asked u a question.

I don't know what she is talking about

HARDDON: dah Heck did i just read?!!!!

this is the millennium's worst post ever!!!!!!!!!!


BOMB here is a scenario: your younger sister came home crying bitterly, u try to find out to no avail, then the next day, she opens up that her best friend that you know very well, just forcefully made entrance into the virgin garden!
Please tell the house what you first line of action would be!

I will get the sonofabitch beaten and arrested but if it is you, I will tied you up and heat your phallus with hot iron.

*checking my post to see what this guy is talking about *

Point of correction
You don't attract a woman with those things, rather a typical woman's dream is that her rich bf should have those things you listed or at least some.

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For 4+m I will rather go for a Venza

I'm assuming that you are already living with him.
The relationship is becoming boring and although he still love you, he is looking for some spice outside, call it flirting with a side chick.

One of the bad side of live in lovers when marriage is not in sight

I think you are right, it is from the gsm network.
Is that not an invasion of privacy?

Any solution?


Which network are you using

Lolz, no mind dem, 1 gig to use before 2 days and 25 mb to use before you sleep.
MTN, using people's head since 2002

In other news, dial *141*13*50# to get 50mb for 7 days on airtel.

Person wey dey fear God nah

. My only problem with them is the definition of 'Unrepentant'.
To them repentant is to fully serve out whatever arbitrary penance they think you deserve.

No matter how remorseful the 'sinner' is, it doesn't count

Personally, I will be in a haste for her to drop one or two then take care of her body and enjoy the marriage..
I have already enjoyed the bliss of just me and her during courtship, nothing fulfill the joy of marriage more than children.

But like the baastard above me said, ' Whatever works for you, bro'

A little explanation of No. 1.
No matter how spirit-filled you are, some mind blowing sex increases passion, intimacy and affections. Else you will turn to some brother who lives with me

constance500: Get a definition of GPS and u will know why it automatically turn itself on..

If you don't want it's function and you switch it off, in normal operation, it should stay off. Coming on automatically is an anomaly on Android OS.

Control technology, don't let technology control you.

I think she needs a more mature and understanding guy.
She obviously has been reading lot of romantic stuff and when she now wants to experience it with a guy, it didn't go as expected.

Have you used any app to change your IMEI recently, many of them carry a trojan

I will keep this in mind when Princesa accept my date request.

But op, the cool air from the ac when I wind up can put her in the mood faster than all these

For $50m, I will also set my SSCE certificate on fire along with the BSc.

So many investment ideas on mind, what I got from school are on my head not on those pieces of papers

You better start chasing neat babes

People who are against beatings are mostly the ones who got more than enough and maybe from anger rather than correction.

Extreme spanking is counter productive. A child's mind is an open book to be written upon. Reasoning is limited till later.

Beating should be without anger but love and understanding for the beating. Reward also should follow up for good behaviour.

Waiting for Arewa or APC to lament about the genocide carried out on their people

The op is actually right cos he is under 20 so any girl 5 years down is really a kid.
Maybe when he grows up, his opinion might change

Girls would follow the fine rich play boy for years hoping that by giving the punny as requested and taking care of the guy's needs, he will soften up to bend into marriage.

Though it works sometimes but a smart girl should know when the guy is just for fun and start looking for alternative.