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tit: How do you reconcile the police running a training college in Gwoza and at the same time, Gwoza is said to be over-run by BH?

This is exactly the issue I'm trying to reason out before I can believe this story.

What is exactly happening in Borno State?

When you see your soul mate, you will always find a way to be together in spite of the odds.
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If you are free, you might consider her

nurey: I will remember him as a president that didn't support Agriculture sector which could have provided millions of direct, indirect and legal jobs.

You really need a better source of info.

Lots has been achieved by Goodluck in Agriculture.
Nigeria is a net producer of rice now.
Fertilizers are more accessible to rural farmers due to the innovative e-order by mobile phones.
More dams has been constructed to aid all year farming.
Loans with less interest rates are available to farmers.

Free and fair elections
Trains
Good roads
Remodeled airports
Corruption scandals

It was cows, goats, recently dogs and now fowl.
Next will be rats . lawd have mercy

isaco: we have expert here that can explain better on this topic.

Believe me you don't need an expert, get any JS2 boy who has pass through 2 classes of computer appreciation and try to get this book, "basic computer appreciation for dummies".
An expert will be frustrated on you

Akpaife: @OP
And u told d boy dat u dnt wat 2 him in dat room again n tell d girl 2 put on her pant n go wash all dishes
Just listen 2 ur self an adult like u,u r asking me wht 2 do so if dat girl is ur sister u dnt no wat 2 do u let d corrupt he n she goat 2 go free just like dat
U cnt handle dat matter let mum no abt it

A lot can be achieved without spanking.
Spank the girl and she plans to be more discreet next time. See for yourself, upon all the spanking our parents dealt with us, we still did what we did.

The two are definitely going to meet each other and you probably may not be there.
The best way is education and telling the mum to be careful of usual behaviour of the girl with the boy.
I could say, she left the unwashed dishes and was in a locked room with the boy and encourage her to educate her daughter

firstEVA: Except of course, she's an angel who holds no grudge.

Girl, it is more of maturity than being an angel.
A wise person should know when something is not going to work out and strive to be at peace with all men.

Personally I believe the world is getting smaller and I have this notion that as much as possible let my last meeting with anyone end up peacefully, you may never know where or what circumstances you will meet again.

That girl you saw selling okrika might be the wife of the president tomorrow, (apologies to mama peace)

chester47: lol..what type of sacrifice

The god of fertility must have been angry with you such that you don't know what to do with a female on heat

Actually it is happening to me.
The key there is knowing at an early time when it is no longer working and playing the game called "the beginning of the end".

The guy she left me for didn't really turn out as expected so she decided to take a break from relationship and I'm now the chairman of the Advisory Board

Strictly online only

I always believe in openness in a relationship.
Here's what to do baby, install two browsers on your phone, the one you use for everyday use, you use that one to log in to this account. Be a good girl and give him your password. And make sure the shortcut to that browser is on your home permanently

Then, open another nairaland account with the other browser for your personal use and tell us everything that is going on in your relationship, we are here to help

Son you have disappointed us, come back home let's do some sacrifice to appease the gods

Since it is a once in a season prob, the best is to tell him.

Don't wait for it to happen to come back to nairaland and cry whether he really loved you.

Do 'let's play a game' title of the game, "what is your worst embarrassing moment" and tell him. He might be surprised and tell you he doesn't believe it. Just tell him you have been dealing with it and you hope it will never happen again.

True, the only thing I hear from that side is gossips and naked bodies, Rihanna kiss Chris Brown, Beyonce exposed something. I no even know the song they sing again.

Unless I'm waiting for a download to finish that is when I pay attention to some music videos on MTV

I have been seeing many from banks and yahoomail

The people most susceptible to this scam are those that use email app and especially iPad and iPhone users and safari browser.

The scammers uses the feature that hid the full email address and display only the name of the mail owner which can be customised at will.

Seeing Yahoomail email address and logo, some people might not even check for the full address of the sender.

The logic I'm seeing here is that the aspect of Ebola that kills is the internal and external bleeding, others are just symptoms of a weaken body system.

So get a drug that can stop the bleeding then the disease is 80% cured as we already have drugs for the other aspect of the disease.

Let's see the outcome of the verification

"So all we have to do is to work on our own Naira because in the past, people were traveling with the Naira to abroad because the Naira was more or less the single currency in West Africa. If the value of the naira today is N50 to the US$, a lot of experts in America would come back to Nigeria because the value of the currency. If you are mighty, other economies will run after you," he said.

I'm yet understand why people are still listening to this "mighty currency" mirage.
Right now the Japanese Yen is almost at par with the Naira yet the economy is buoyant and businessmen are running to it.
A mighty currency without a production economy will collapse on it own weight.

The strength of any currency is in its stability over time not necessarily its strength against the dollar

They are coming back with already developed soul and rather impatient to fulfill their purpose cos the end is near. Selah

Gionee dey sell o

ailehwise: I will be in my 30s very soon an girls seems not to bliv my age cos am younger than my age.
So guyz, sb lyk me to this age.

For someone like you, I would advise you to go for a girl with an age difference of 7 to 10.
Because, if you marry your age mate or even less than 5 years difference, at 40 years you will be living with an older woman while you are still a young bobo. Worse still if she gets fatter after childbirth, she go resemble your senior sister and that could be a cause for infidelity

lucabrasi: why not if she doesnt act her age and has all the qualities i want,remember girls/women age faster than men so she ll meet up with your biological clock at some point, when you are 48 she will be 37 years old, picture a 48yr old man and a 37 yr old woman

Good point

rawpadgin: aiit
don't u have a better pic than the one u used as ur dp?

No way, we are already out of Vaseline in the house, another better pic will finish the remaining soap

IGLE25: The last ASUU strike would have been the best time to make our voice heard by our leaders rather some of us were so happy to return to our parents house. What I was thinking then is that the NANS President and other Excos would have initiated the move while others follow. Is as simple as telling students residing in various part of the country to take to the street and make our intention known to our leaders. Telling them how far they have badly led us and put us in a stagnant state. We all know how to go about this. It is a simple logic. If we allow our aged parents to do this for us we will grow old and our children children will be waiting for their paarents too to go on their behalf.
Aluta Continua.... Victoria Ascertain.....
Abeg ..

That was when I lost hope on Nigerian youths.
I expected mass actions by the students to improve learning conditions but unfortunately the undergraduates, just went home waiting for when they will call off the strike not caring to know whether the issues have been resolved or not.

And yet you will see youths wearing branded t-shirts with politicians names standing in the hot sun to show solidarity and expecting some peanuts.

Which kind lust go scatter for guys mind. This is disgusting

That Malia girl still no wan pick my call.
She think say her papa go be president forever?

They overstayed their welcome and ran out of ideas.

It is a pity, the next generation were not prepared to take over.
That is why Jonah Jang is still a governor and Buhari still wants to be president

That guy wey do you this kind thing get case with god

Postpone the damn wedding, even my fiance will kill me if I reject the offer

Congrats,
Things to do.
1. Clean him up
2. Snap a pix
3. Open a nairaland account for him.

What the fvrk is this?

And don't forget to test for Ebola, I heard it might affect the brain as well.