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purplesummer: Naa, owerri shouldn't be on the list at all. Give it to all the south-south cities please.

I have seen and tasted Owerri, Calabar, Uyo, PH, Lagos, Benin, Abuja, Kaduna,
Believe me when I say Owerri

Owerri
Calabar
Benin

*playing a gospel track by Maheeda on my headphone*
Dunno what the op is talking about cos this girl is beautiful

Which one be Shoki again

Disgusting

Just a pic would do, thanks

Hmm, Opsson 6655s is 25k, I heard there is another below 20k with 1gig ram

Jambsupport: wen u see ya sisters, ask them?

My sisters all married before 23 to their first or second love (good fearing nice dudes - I know them) so no need to ask

And you? Overage with the 16th love about to hit and run again. Still waiting for the miracle. SMH

Jambsupport: gbeborun. wetin concern u ba? na u she marry? jobless niggas takin panadol for peoples headache *spits*

And ye shall know their kind whence thou seeth them

Yours is how many?
Oh, never mind, you have lost count

Bidex6444: If you meet anyone online don't be carrried away by sweet voice or mails they send to you try and meet them in person cos it may not be your kind of babe. Just be wise in all

Exactly, online stuff should be just to get the person's bio, likes, circle of friends and ultimately contact, not to develop feelings for an avatar

nikkypearl: shake my hips for u

I cannot be shaken

dmcdad: Mehn... See groove

God pass am

I told you to stop going to 2go, you see now.

Don't forget to carry your ATM Card

Because she is yet to figure out how she was played and she knows the next guy might be a player.
With this mentality, she chases away the nice ones coming until another player with a sugar in his mouth and a different style come calling and sweep her away again. The circle continues until she starts waiting on God for a miracle. By then the various guys have taken their dues and remain small for the unfortunate dude called the husband

So, why is she called 'the bride'

Pishure of you carrying two bags of cement or adonbilivit

Wey the video

Velvet86: I never told u I slept with all of them.

No one ever tells us, but we know anyway
6 x 3 (pounding per week) x 52 (weeks) x 7 (years - assuming ) = what remains for the 7th unlucky fellow

In other news
Four point Sheraton Hotel in Akwa Ibom is progressing fast, completion date still March 2015

RichDad1: If not because if this your "lol" , I've promised I'm not gonna laugh today. But you've got me. Lolooool

Hi, RichDad1

temigracie: abeg,wats LDR

Long Distance Relationship LDR
That one you go dey for one side for fone dey sing I love you everyday while the girl dey dance sekem for the other side, una go meet once a year

Update

Economy
Number of poor people are reducing - World Bank
www.nairaland.com/1825058/only-third-nigerians-poor-says

Whether my Oga go gree say no work

Gboliwe: for your mind

O'boy wetin dey happen today wey u dey enter me like dis

If it is a big company with many branches, most relatives would rather get you a position outside his domain than for you to come and see how he dey answer 'yes, madam' to one small girl

Gboliwe: Big boys don't look for cheap stuff. abi you no be big boy again?

The IT guy always recommend affordable plans to different classes of clients.
And I'm a businessman not a big boy. I look for the cheapest option to get the same value

Gboliwe: Doesn't and won't fly with me. Imagine dashing them N250 every week to enjoy it. Rubbbbbiiiiish.
Airtel one sim still rocks for me.

Code please

dytbabe:
Person go jst die of konji, the wicked hormone that makes one nag and possessive
Hian

No wonder
I now get it

And it is happening again

Go give the poor guy what he asked for, don't come here asking stupid questions