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Successdude: sorry, do interviewers ask you how many professors taught u ? Or the cgpa of ur profs instead of urs ?

No, interviewers would call only degree holders because they believe that degree holders probably passed through a professor before getting the cgpa, which makes it more valuable. Sorry.

princesa: I'm I right or wrong?

I don't normally do this (especially in the romance section) but I would be serious and say my mind.
Apologies to the guys.

Most guys are all victims of friendzoning, one way or another, mostly during late sec school and inexperienced undergraduate years.

A guy would think that by being nice and caring, a girl would 'have mercy on him' and open the legs without being asked. While the girl on the other side, after weeks of benefiting from the guy's niceties without any bold demand would be thinking, 'oh, I've met such a nice young guy who treats me like a sister, let me get closer to him'. And so the journey with two different intentions begins.

Later, the girl would meet another guy who drives her crazy and boldly demand from her, 'this is what I want' and she would probably give in.

In as much as you, as a guy, need to be caring and all those initial sweet talks with the potential babe, after a short while you are expected (sometimes the girls don't need to expect it, they like surprises) to make your intentions known. If accepted, you move in, if not you move out.

A bold and confident guy with some cash in his pocket has no business being friendzoned except he wants it that way

Sometimes I notice some parent attitude,
You condone a child's rascality, saying he would outgrow it, then you dump him in some pampered centre called private school, then after failing JAMB repeatedly, you decided to shipped him to a private university, then you expect him to learn Bible principles at university level.

Prof Soludo did say something, he said, "If primary school did not mould a child and secondary school could not shape him, there is nothing the university can do".

And to know that these people are Muslims, you wonder what kind of Islam is being practiced in Nigeria

princesa: witches? I don hear another one

Me I believe say, any girl wey friendzone me, maybe she get Spiritual husband wey fit harm me if I try so she wan protect me

If you put the paragraph in quote, it should format it that way, try and let's see.
Highlight and click the quote button

princesa: btw while initiating the thread I had you in mind because i know that anything 'Zoning' dey pain you pass fire. And I wasn't proved wrong

Classical case of friendzoning
Nairalanders should come and ask her o. Maybe we need a reality show.

I want it
She knows that I want it
I know that she knows that I want it
She knows that I know that she knows that I want it.

Give this thing na problem. Which kind life?

Sometimes you start with a genuine intention of staying out from the fray but most Nigerians don't really read to acquire objective knowledge, rather they want to know what is going on (trending),

Gradually you find yourself pushing in sentimental topics to draw attention while writing serious stuff in between for the more discerning readers.

Blogging is nothing without traffic

The third pic is not Argentina match, Enyeama wore red for Argentina, but seriously did Enyeama handed over his keeper shirt to Messi? I thought it was a keeper to keeper thing

Nice one, congratulations

vivaciousvivi: I wasn't aware that PAN had revived their assembly plant. good move though if the so called automotive police works out and the cars are made affordable. however Peugeot have been known to be overpriced despite the influx of cheaper and more efficient Asian brands. and their fuel consumption levels are horrible. I should know

I wish Ikenna could talk about the fuel consumption issues

I have no problem if you don't ask me for credit, cash and special attention, in fact we could be best of friends but once you start expecting me to do the things that bf should be doing, I would expect you to be doing the things gf should be doing whether I formally asked you or not.

Thanks @Mod, can I get the passkey to the spambot side so that I would not be disturbing you again

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Funny thread. Funny comments.....and some demented ones too

It's nice knowing what people think.[/quote]Babe, you know me na, just because somebody post this way, it doesn't mean he is lost forever.
I still believe one special girl can change me forever, would you be that angel?

Calebosko: I just dey wid ma girlfriend,one guy cum pik am for my front comot for Jeep, E no even giv me smal respect,ah say make i login Nairaland so i go forget my sorrow,na i cum see this poo.... Capenter how much 4 this casket??..so na friendzone i bin dey since.

If you don dey tidy am before, just maintain and continue the free punny, remember that guy dey pay, if you never tidy before, ask for am immediately you see am next, if she no gree, press delete

OMA4U: Bro, your own is too fast now. SIX weeks... choii

Life is too short to play around bro,
There is one I discarded on Wednesday, after 3 weeks of initial stuff (fast food, calls, chat, recharges, you know na), it came to the point for me to ask her to know my place, she come reply say, she no dey sure whether she should enter another relationship after her last experience, make we be friends.
As she dey talk am, my head dey calculate how much I don spend for the babe.
After she talk finish, I calmly told her say I like her straight forwardness but she for tell me this 2 weeks ago say my feelings for her don pass level to see her as just a friend.
I come tell her bluntly that for my side she cannot eat from the kitchen and yet does not enter the kitchen. Say that arrangement no favour my understanding of a relationship so it cannot work. Paid for the drinks and we left. I delete everything, na last night I see text say my chat no dey go (I blocked am), say she dey bored. I bin wan reply am say make she find me come my place if she dey bored but I come remember wetin Pastor talk today for church, I say make I save the text for draft, I go send am tomorrow

okpara ugo: I

I picked the phone and discovered she has no Anti-virus.
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I don't think Android really need an anti virus.
Any virus you pick up that makes your app not to work is actually a Windows OS malware that probably hid some android system files that app needed to work. And most likely picked up when you connected your Android to your Laptop. Unfortunately there is nothing an android anti virus can do about the hidden files.

If you have a virus free laptop, then you need not fear any attack on your Android.

What you did there was to free the memory and that cures 80% of Android's problems

glowshine: I just friend-zoned a guy again. Lol ;DI just friend-zoned a guy again. Lol

Hope not Danhumprey again?

Enoquin: Call his line and disconnect several times. He'll come out to angrily confront you and then you push past him and use the toilet

He used a damn tablet

tandj: It looks modern and fine.
Hope the price will later go down for the masses to be partakers

For the sake of sustainability, the price has to be competitive, however the most effective way of making Nigerians own this car is to make a favorable policy of acquisition through bank with payment period spread over two years especially for fixed income earners

anonimi: You are very correct BUT I hope you realise that state governors and LGA chairmen are RESPONSIBLE for ensuring ALL children go to primary/VOCATIONAL/secondary/TECHNICAL schools for FREE and they receive EXTRA-budgetary support in billions from the federal government, through UBEC, for this purpose

Furthermore if these state governors and LGA chairmen RECRUIT professionally qualified teachers, doctors, nurses etc REGULARLY as required for total service provision according to their constitutional RESPONSIBILITY then the masses will be able to "eat and sleep with their eyes closed" as it was mostly in the 60s when these TIERS of government were more active than they are now!

Bless you

Years of militarised government has made the upcoming youth and even some blinded adult ignorant of the responsibilities of LGA and State government.

Imagine blaming the federal government for school uniform, gosh

herald9: Send ur first salary to his account
or half of it_

I beg to differ
No responsible person should accept someone's salary for a favour God had positioned you to bless someone.

If the person is already made, a bottle of good wine would do.
If a lady, get her a good wrist watch
If your fellow hustler, a brown envelope with a good sum would be nice after some bottles of Star Lite

timpaker: Derailer's/Football paradise: Annex II

I'm just trying to imagine Princesa face when she comes back from church and look at her thread

Another failed attempt to reduce eternity to space and time

Wey the video

Some people do read books more than listen to hearsay, much of Catholic beliefs are well documented. Apart from that, some others did went to some Catholic run schools

If you are waiting for someone to tell you what to believe, you would be irredeemably deformed

Chilug: Brother, LVG will be great for man utd. Can't wait for net season.

Just hope Arsenal can take a cue, if not for that FA cup luck, Wenger should have been out

Holland do play nice attacking football but they always have hard luck, though this world cup is getting them some luck,
Just waiting for Van Gaal at Man United

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My next house must be ensuite
Late for church already