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You said one thousand

You mean they won't be around to chop the FIFA World Cup goodies? Impossible
If not for anything, NFF should avoid FIFA hammer until after the world cup appearance goodies have been shared. It would be appealed

Confirmed

Now people go dey wait for news of person wey die.
Naija!

Chinese ke, you wan die as interpreter?

Go do power joor, come back home come check wetin dey do our transformer wey light no gree steady.

To say e no too long, I for carry am go frontpage.

Nice piece though if you have the patience and sense of humour to go through it

Still waiting for Titanic

[quote author=simply_me]Victorciza

Do u have to Quote the entire write up to make that comment?[/quote]Don't even care about looking for the comment, just scroll down to the next post

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I downloaded it from the 4shared link and it was OK, maybe it is the countdown that is causing the problem, I would upload it to zippy and post the link

I don't know whether FFK knows about this new cramjones

OohMpa: [color=#808000]Poster bro, what of the boy that disflowered you?

How did you lose him? [/color]

OoMpa is back
Where is the © or (TM)

If your shitty post dey smell like this before eating beans, how person go fit stay with you for nairaland when you don chop the beans finish come mess.

obongproff: Ur a very big fool. Someone is making a very good point and u hav d guts to call it 'rubbish'. Ur a very very big fool! U have very low and poor thinking. Shame on you.

Foolish me, I shouldn't have posted such comment where obongprof would see, I'm so ashamed.
How I wish I could see any of his high and rich thinking.

I pity people who rely on American media for African news.
America know nothing about Nigeria apart from oil.

Alexk2: i totall disagree with the fact that in most african culture, relatives who didnt know anything about how the lady grew up are the major beneficiary..i mean, the parents are only given a little fractn from the whole lot...
we should also ensure the burden are not too much on the guy since the bride isnt a commodity to be bought... in some culture (especially in the SS), bride price are mostly beyond par.

True, a girl recently told me that I need to sit up, that the bride price and everything in their community is about N2m and since the father is dead, it might be easy to negotiate as the heartless extended family would capitalise on the father's absence and impose unreasonable things.
I told her that my village people don't even like to marry from their side and that ended the story. Utter rubbish, make I suffer for another man wey no contribute anything to chop

I don't even know how to reply to the trash by indigene .
They are talking about saving data and you are ranting how many apps you have bought.
If you have so much money, why bother with compression? Just subscribe 100k data per month and keep the data throttle open.

jonatoye: ________________________
Spiritual Digest for the Day 2nd Of July 2014
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Good Morning brother, after the nairaland crash down, I came to realise that I should have another channel for the devotional, could you please drop a link or a WhatsApp channel for daily feeds.
Friends on Facebook are also relying on me every morning to start their day.

God bless you

Having tried out the app on my Android,
It is good for unrooted Android phone with no Droidwall, but still not better than the Mobiwol No Root Firewall I'm using cos of no option for Whitelist or Blacklist

So if this is not the WAEC pictures, how come we don't have the official passport weeks after the incident.
So many questions, very few answers

Rubbish, instead let's fine a way and stop white wedding, after the traditional wedding, the priest or Pastor should pray for the couple at the reception then they go and get registered at the court.

princesa: Plus its real people - good and bad- who open these accounts at the other end. Not machines or zombies.

Not all of them are real people dear, there are guys posing as girls, or a real guy luring a girl to be molested by his friends

I read stories of girls being molested by a person she met online and some others complaining of being betrayed after years of online relationship.
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My question

Is social media (Facebook, BBM, WhatsApp, Badoo, 2go) not just an avenue to meet people, exchange contact and, if compatible, start a real offline relationship?
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Why would a responsible person fall in love with an online picture and a voice at the end of the other line.

Change company and start meeting real people

adetorosey: I love Nairaland...........lol
You will come here grumpy, by the time you leave, you are rolling on the floor.
Funny peeps!!

I dey tell you, god go punish person wey make any attempted attempt to shut down nl again.

People wey dey condemn worse,

But truly English is hard, I can tolerant spellings but mix up of tenses is annoying

Don't know for you o but for me, the minimum age difference is 6 years.

I would want to enjoy my wife even when I'm still bubbling at 50

I recently helped a friend in it, you should mention the copied works, not that the students copying dey vex me, they cannot even copy. Any mistake you see in a script will be repeated in the next 20 scripts.

It's awful

A girl once ask me how I managed to be watching all these horror movies, I said I always imagine the Directors, camera men watching nearby just in case the monster wants to try something funny.

I don't know why people keep going for HP in spite of numerous keyboard complaints, screen and battery.

I'm not saying you are using HP but go for a good laptop like Lenovo not those fancy gleaming box of crap.

I'm still using my Zinox laptop bought in 2011, the keyboard is still clear and firm in spite of hard gaming, screen is bright battery has reduced to 1 hour 30mins after 4 years meanwhile my friend's hp is peeling and keyboard is rub off, battery is 2 minutes.

Go for Lenovo or Toshiba or probably Dell,