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Sijo01: Inorder news, sheku n osama are your role model.

The only thing that connects sheku and me is that he likes fresh punny especially virgins as for osama, like me, he likes bombs, I mean real nukes not those improvised rubbish sheku boys dey throw

This thread was created in 2012 when Android was still a new kid on the bloc (at least here in Nigeria).
I can bet most people that argued for symbian then (including my humble self) now owns a droid and opinions have changed.

Android rocks
After buying and using an android tablet, I decided to get a 1gig ram android phone and tune it down to function as a symbian (battery and data)
I rooted it and installed Droidwall and Greenify and open access to only apps I used on symbian (ie Operamini, WhatsApp, Email), then I put the network on EDGE only.

Result : I can use only free 15mb for 3 days full browsing and the battery last a whole day.
This enables me to get the full android experience on my tablet and subscribe only for it while the phone keeps my access to chats and email on 24 hrs without charging

I wish the husband was here because

anonimi: Let us not always be in a hurry to make a judgement without considering ALL sides of the matter. Our elders say:

A gbo ejo enikan da, agba osika - an elder who
judges based on one version of the story is a
uselessly CLUELESS elder

Why would anyone here want to be a uselessly CLUELESS elder

Sijo01: Op said celebrities not terrorist.

Any difference?
Anybody that appears too much in the media is a celebrity including my favourite Arnold Scatternigga

Holding the phone upright and shouting into the speaker, so irritating. I feel like grabbing the phone from them and show them the where the microphone is

Sijo01: Don't stalk!

Then quit stalking me.

Hmm, I was enjoying the story eagerly waiting for where the boy would place a kiss and the girl return, then they UnCloth and curtains fall.
But alas, here is a super shy boy and a naive nerdy girl, may God help the two of una

Nice one
I wonder if you are for 'submission to husband' or 'equal rights and feminism'

What is she and your mother sharing. Father or mother which in that case is half sister and NO
However if adopted then why not.

Tell him your roommates don't like his coming so make una dey meet somewhere else. Tell am say those ur friends get bad character, dem fit accuse am if anything gets missing.

But the surest way is to tell him that you are out of cash that he should drop 5k for u to prepare food, by the time he don drop like two times, no be person go tell am to fine cheaper source of food

For Physics, get a WhatsApp app, there you would find the Physics group chat and register

For Chemistry, I would suggest she gets Badoo, along the line, she might find someone who has the same chemistry with her

For Maths, I don't really know but there is this app that I used once, Love Calculator it was very accurate

If she needs a private tutor just pm me

psychologist: Guess

I know it must be android, bro abeg which theme be that, how can I get it

opinchinoo: Y should Cortana come to android wen google won't even allow ordinary YouTube app to work very well on wps??

When Google told Microsoft, for this thing to work, we have to go inside and drill a hole through the room, Microsoft said, 'no, just do ur side and leave the wires there, we will do the rest'. What did you expect?

An operating system without a decent video player = wp

Jesus Christ or even His apostle Paul would have had a simpler way of explaining this if it were the truth.

Nova on Opsson 6655s
Black is beautiful

Married women should beware of Nkiru

No wonder Okorocha's wife was so restless

isaacburns: donno

The night must have been so bored for you to dig this up

I love this, God bless you and all the supporting hands.

As they give out, they will never lack. Amen

LblaqueHaven: My friend just came back from Brazil and he said that Brazil is inverse of Nigeria, maybe you should tell me what is still stable about Nigeria's naira that the lives of masses is nothing to write home about?

I believe you didn't get me well

Abyzan: brazilian women have the deeepest....that thing

Last I entered checked , it was not that deep

LblaqueHaven: What baffles me is when Brazilians took to the street before World cup , my thought was that they're suffering until I recently check their currency to Nigeria's own and discovered that one (1) Brazilian Real (Brazilian money) is 73 Naira when converted. My question is when will we (Nigerians) repel against this extreme poverty and maltreatment from our leaders? Iya yi ti su mi gidi gan ni.

Bro, it is the stability of the currency not the exchange rate that determines a strong economy. For your information, the Japanese Yen is almost the same value as the Naira.

Impressive, especially about that energy independent, Petrobras is everything NNPC was supposed to be.

And the girls? I love their milky skin, not black not white, just natural smooth blend

I've you seen my pm

Nigeria needs to stay off FIFA and restructure our football administration.

Go Son, your sins are forgiven

Remember the new song
Goodluck till 2019
Breath the fresh air

Asari is a militant who fights for a genuine cause to protect his people irrespective of religion while some others are terrorists who shouts Alla Aba when killing for 70 pussies