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No worry , God's time is the best
I have already submitted ur name to the beloveth Mukina.
Your next interesting topic will make the Frontpage .
Just keep trying

If any of these fails, I'm holding you responsible

Till I see a pix of it flying.
Dont care if assembled or manufactured.
JUST MAKE IT FLY

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Lol...I shared that tale at my thread, Legend of fvckeerrss @ sexuality section. I could remember it trying to cause controversy at the PPA thread, so I had to skip it.

#but u can't hide the truth forever [/quote]Abeg give me the direct link sharpenly, that thread too long sotey I no bother to drop mine again

What I expect now is for him to preside over the swearing in of the new SSG.
What are the legislature doing?
This is anarchy. Who is in control of the state?

emmadiva: all these lecturer self they are very greedy and stupid....i hate them

Did you read the article at all?
The lecturers are saying that the Committee wan use some idea corner money dem wan take build more lecture halls and labs for ur school, say dem no gree, make open hands dey for anything wey the Committee wan do.
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ASUU is on strike so that more lecture halls are built and more lecturers are employ to reduce the student - teacher ratio from 400 - 1 (AVG) to 50 - 1 so that they can teach people like you better comprehension skills

Good one.
Bird of same feathers . . .

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]And that's what the scheme has turned out to be for most people. I'm glad you enjoyed my story. When you're thru with that, find the sequel to it called PPA; Place of Promiscuous Assignment.[/quote]I will not forgive you if you dont provide me a link to the uncensored, unedited version of the PPA that features the sexvanture with those sec. school under'17

Mine is 515,151
So how do I get my cheque?

How did they just steal your bag?
Is it that you were hopelessly careless and was playing big oyinbo boy that sit in his car and say to a guy on a troley , ' go and get me my bag' .
I always thought one of the hardest thing is to steal a bag from a Nigerian MAN. yea, ladies' own can be taken at will.
And that yohgurt that you bought was not fake, that was the taste at the price you paid and the place you bought it from.

Trendy247: Yeah... At last av gotten back my N5000 with N500 interest.... Thank u Nairalanders, thank u Jide, Thank u MTN, it was nice doing business with u guys.

As dem don refund ur money, I know say u been prepare well well to burn down the mast.
U fit send me those materials u bin buy for the burning?
The items I need urgently are 1. 100litres of petrol 2. Lighter (that big one) 3. banger (7 shots) 4. the money u bin wan use take keke go reach the mast.
I fit get am before 5pm tomoro?

sunday478: @ Op, that guy just gave some hot p**, how u wished u were a moderator,

Good for him, he is not
He is just a free citizen with his freedom of speech restricted by the 4mb per week dash for him to post with operamini with the images off.

Why cant our political leaders accept change for once and respect the constitution as supreme.

Yes!!!
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_{[s]If only he could walk by himself to the 'podium' of the State House of Assembly and present the 'Way Forward' Speech live and also attend the next NGF meeting (whichever faction he chooses).[/s]}

Show her the mirror
Do or pretend to do to her times two
If you are too decent to get a girl beside ur wife then arrange with a female friend to be the devil's advocate .
The mirror effect works more than complain and talk

So you never watched 24, Game of Throne, Spartacus, Walking Dead.
The title should be My Most Watched Seasonal 'Film'

If you could do a bit of paragrphing and bolden the main issues, it would make it easier for me to read it.
Thanks

9jaboy007: i have said it b4 look at d top 100 universites in d world how many of them a govt ownd let fg set a 7 years plan on how to prvetis dis universits. Am an unda gradut of the great UNN but d trut be said if we must get dre we all most be ready to make the sacrfice

When I see graduates writing like this, I am more convinced that ASUU strike should continue till FG fix the schools

riskit33: Call no student a mediocre! Those are helpless students that are totally frustrated by the disfunctional system. Only he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches. Please show some sympathy.

Are we not saying the same thing?
We are fed up with the disfunctional system and ASUU wants to make it right once and for all. Instead of the students to rally behind ASUU and put pressure on the government to provide critical infrastructures in the University, they want ASUU to call up the strike so that they can return to that disfunctional system.
I am also a product of that disfunctional system and I am not proud of the fact that after graduating from a Federal University, I could not identify an essential equipment used in my field whereas I could fully describe the operations of that machine theorotically. I had to be given extra training by the company on the practical working of the equipment.
Students in other lands start solving propblems in school. Ours is to mark time, get the papers and start looking for jobs.

For a Nigerian student to be saying ASUU should end the strike so that they can return to the rot they call school is quite pathetic.
It shows the mediocrity in the blood of undergraduates who cannot recognize when a system is faulty and look for solutions to it.

APC asz licker

They knew Nigerians are the top viewers so they kept the Nigerians there to wet the appetite of the gullible Nigerian viewers .
If there was no Nigerian in the last 30 days , the show would have flop .

are girls such fishbrains that just walk up to a man and sit on his laps at first prompting and later cry about being abused
SMH for ladies

Yield: Kinda reminds me of the nollywood movie I watched this week. There's this young, pretty girl, Mena. Very hardworking, respectful girl. She moved away for college and made bad friends. Long story short she ended up getting pregnant and then being expelled from school as a result. She had an abortion and then was homeless for a few days. Met this guy, Maxwell, who introduced her to his dad. His family was looking for a househelp and she got hired. His dad had two wives who already didn't like each other and would get into physical fights because they felt the other was competition. Anyways, his dad and even his friend, a DPO, started eyeing her, checking out her bum whenever she would serve them in the house. The son himself started catching feelings for her. He liked her from the start though and his interest grew, but he always had good intentions for her. He knew his mom and the other wife were always hard on her, so he would always try to encourage her and tell her not to worry about them, bring home snacks for her to eat, so he was just really sweet. Okay, so the dad got drunk one night, went to her room and tried to r-ape Mena. The son heard Mena screaming for help, ran to the room and pushed the dad off. The dad fell, had a heart attack and died. Maxwell's mom told him not to tell the police the father had died because he had pushed him off of Mena, but they would pin the blame on Mena. The son's conflicted because he loves Mena, but doesn't want to go to jail at the same time. He's still very supportive of Mena. This's where Part 1 ends. I haven't watched Part 2 yet.

U don't mean it!
So all these happen for Part 1?