₦airaland Forum

Philipsdael: all this strategies is just to get a kitten to fck ...

God bless u bro

nichole2: I met some guy few months back we were just friends,I like him ,next thing he tries to kiss me says he loves me,I try as much to repremand him but he refuses naw he's obsessed with me ,am so upset nd thank full to God for saving me from he's clutches , he's so crazy to de extent of kidnapping me,all I did thru out was praying to God,he tried to burn me with iron,as am writting des am even still scared,am so traumatized ,de thing. Dat amazes me is that he is determined to marrie me ,I hv barred he's no, I don't know why he cdnt reason u can't force someone to love u,thank u God for saving me.pls protect me ,let him just leave me alone & avoid me

Just because he was generous doesn't mean he was 'a nice and caring guy' when u had endless recharge cards and fast food to burn

The other plausible reason is that vandals may mistake it for a crude oil pipeline and only abandon it when they see no oil gushing out.
Mind you , where vandalism happens is in remote areas where there is no Signpost of gas/oil pipelines. They might just get an info that there is a pipe underneath

Now FG is showing sincerity in tackling what ASUU has been asking for.
U bail out the banks, power and even nollywood but education is left to rot.
I always believe GEJ as a true sincere democrat, not like Buhari who sent guns to kill students or Obasanjo who love grandstanding and sign an agreement he knew he could not implement making mockery of Nigerians.
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GEJ till 2019 and beyond

Well , if everyone around us carries one curse or another ,
What should we do then , self-service?

Are you people still on this ?
Dem don share punny finish , some still dey wish.
SMH

google then nairaland

Dont tell me you didnt collect the numbers.
God works in mysterious ways

C'mon guy, the very thought of ramming the girl u want to marry in the asz is disgusting.
You should respect her and her body.
Let her understand that you have feeling and ask her to give you suggestions to relieve the tensions

I believe we should move forward and help in the appointment of a new mod. This has been over-flogged

We all had the same saying when we left sec. school.
See you in 10 years time

at last someone is making sense

Clown

U for allow me finish her, Coach

ezeuba: Prepare for Army investigators knocking on your door soon.

Let them come , my email is on my profile , they can use that to start tracking , if they need directions , let them drop a mail

Pool office clerk

"But will God indeed dwell on the earth? behold, the heaven and heaven of heavens cannot contain thee; how much less this house that I have builded?" (1 Kings 8:27).
give me another story

There is nowhere we are going to question everybody that gives us money unless it is obviously questionable

Personally I prefer medium-size breast with distinct t¡tz to those disgusting big Cossy-like breast .
Do you know that big breast could be accepted as exhibit in a murder case?

Where is Michael Jackson , I barely hear a record from him these days

Heroin dealer

I do not see how any of your 7p agenda could save money in the system.
I may have to educate you that ASUU is a body of lecturers AND NOT the management of the universities. On my record , SSANU , the senior staff - VCs n co, are not on strike and are even reported to be using consultants to conduct post UTME exams to the dismay of ASUU.
So the question of accountability is more of SSANU and Min of Education concern than ASUU .
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I may add a little politics here that GEJ administration has been the most truthful .whereas before , when government signed the UNESCO charter to allocate at least 10% of the budget to education , didn't they remember that other ministries existed.
What ASUU is even demanding is an implemention of a previously agreed solutions. If government could not execute the agreement , why sign it and deceive Nigerians in the first place.
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What ASUU is demanding is just a conducive learning environment for both students and lecturers so that they can give in their best.
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The backbone of any industrial society are the 3 powers - Electric Power , Military Power and Mind Power. Allocating 40% of budget to these 3 is the sure path to greatness. Level playing and its children eg Federal Character has been the bane of development of Nigeria. We need to identify the areas to take us forward and invest massively in it then other sectors will automatically move up.
Eg in electricity , giving power to key industrial cities will progress the country than trying to supply equal power to all the states .
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Finally as I said , ur 7 point agenda is not workable in Nigeria as u said worked in SA given the present environment.
Nowhere can a lecturer develop personal relationship with 400 students in a one year class.
Nowhere can a lecturer finish compilation of results of 400 students and publish them 2 weeks after exams.
In my opinion no students in Nigerian universities should be given a first class cos they are not even learning in a first class environment.

Why is no one mentioning the hit '999'
Gimme gimme gimme gimme 999
I wanna talk to the DPO
Gimme gimme gimme gimme 999
I kill the woman I love.
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It was only NTA Aba that used to play the song and their signal was very poor no matter how u turn the pole so I couldn't remember his face then

So are u telling us that since this joke came out na today ur free mb don enter to use am browse and see this.
U need to study hard so that u get some cash to subscribe

kpozite: Letter of exemption is equivalent to discharge certificate anywhere so long as you fufil the requirement to get it

Theoretically correct but just like HND vs BSc, u know how this country runs.
BTW ; I don't think the OP need it to progress in life so the question of 'must wear it to get a job' is out here.
But if you can, wear it and open urself to possibilities
Remember almost doesn't count, if you have finish school , finish it well

First of all pray for ASUU to continue on strike , and use that time to get a reliable hand on ur biz then go on NYSC .
With the business mind u already get , u stand at advantage to get the most out of your service year. When on camp , work urself to wherever the capital is and ask ur platoon officer u will like to serve in a school or government office, those places are where u can amass lot of free time and connections as you expand ur business to the new site .
In the end , u may never wish to go back again after service year .
If you are sure of a reliable source for ur goods then work ur way to Calabar , Lagos or Benin . Those girls change cloth 2 times a day. Don't go near Port Harcourt or Abuja it is just hype for nothing.
Last word.
Business can be rebuilt anytime and anywhere as long as u have done it before . NYSC is on another person's hand and when u miss the first opportunity it will be hard for u to get it again

kingviny: F.G, you are the manager of our national patrimony. Please demand these from ASUU:-

1. Their members should stop the selling of handouts, they should make video DVDs of their lectures to serve as a supplementary learning aids for their students.
[color=#990022] And this is one of the main demands by ASUU
xi.. . . Provision of Research Equipment to laboratories
and classrooms in our universities.
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2. Each lecturer should have a blog (with threads) like that of Nairaland for him/her to interact with his/her students with for supplementary and effective communication (online Q&A sessions).

[color=#990022] Same as No. 1. Research equipments include Projectors in classroom , a functioning webpage or blog or forum and online resources database. Those are demanded by ASUU ████ [/color]


3. Lecturers should stop seeing themselves as demi-gods but as friends and parents to students. That all sadists and bad teachers (poor teaching skills) among them should be given Jonathan's booth.
[color=#990022] More investment in education and infrastructure will see more lecture rooms and more lecturers. If the student-lecturer ratio is at most 20-30 to one than the current 400 to one, u will see better learning relationship between lecturers and students. U will be surprise how friendly most lecturers are when u get close to them ████ [/color]


4. All exam results must come out within 2 weeks after the completion of all exams so that students can know their results on time and be able to plan better for the next semester.
[color=#990022] For a lecturer to handle 600 students to 2 , at different levels when his colleagues abroad are marking at most 30 exams script per semester , don't expect miracles.
Investment in Education will employ more lecturers, and make result compilation more IT based ████ [/color]


5. Graduates must get their certificates on their convocation day.
[color=#990022] that will not be a problem if more lecturers handle fewer students ████ [/color]



6. That examination should be re-designed to evaluate student's understanding of the course (application) and not student's ability to COPY & PASTE crammed definitions.
[color=#990022] Brilliant but how will a students have mastery of what is being taught when he is at the 20th row of the classroom and can barely hear what the lecturer is saying ████ [/color]


7. Productivity Allowance should only be paid to lecturers with 70% pass rate.
[color=#990022] For a chemistry lecturer who was trained in a well equipped lab and class to be teaching students who are using kerosene stove as bunsen burner and 50 students share one test tube, it would be the height of irresponsibility to claim that 70% of your students passed the chemistry exam and could perform most of the experiments by themselves ████ [/color]

IF ASUU CAN FULFILL ALL THESE 7-POINT AGENDA, F.G, PLEASE DOUBLE THEIR SALARIES.
[color=#990022] No. 5 of ASUU demand is EARNED allowances, if FG provide all these and ASUU does not deliver then going by their words, they shouldn't earn their allowances ████ [/color]


STUDENTS DESERVE THE BEST.
[color=#990022] That is why ASUU is on strike to ensure that the certificate given to you is the best worldwide not just a paper to show that u can learn ████ [/color]
ASUU DOES NOT NEED BILLIONS TO DO THE ABOVE
[color=#990022] ASUU will not build lecture rooms are equip the lab or employ more hands , it is the government that is to provide the conducive learning environment for students and lecturers alike and government is failing and THEY KNOW IT ████ [/color]

, THEY ALREADY HAVE THE TOOLS FOR THESE WITHIN THE SYSTEM.
[color=#990022] U call a jam packed classroom or a lab for 500 undergraduates with 5 test tube , tools?
You really need education not what the government is providing for you presently ████ [/color]



IF ASUU WANTS THEIR MEMBERS TO BE PAID LIKE THEIR COUNTERPARTS ABROAD, THEN THEY SHOULD ALSO DEMAND OF THEIR MEMBERS TO WORK LIKE THEIR COUNTERPARTS ABROAD.
[color=#990022] At last we agree on a point but I will add ' GIVEN THE SAME WORKING AND TEACHING ENVIRONMENT AS THEIR COUNTERPARTS ABROAD ████ [/color]

For the record here is the list of ASUU demands for good of Nigerian students
www.osundefender.org/?p=107249

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A PDP Governor Akpabio has built more bridges than Fashola could ever imagine and all without tollgates and you are here comparing Tinubu franchised government with a progressive PDP government with uncommon transformations