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Wey the video?

Did you just call that slimy worm between their legs that make your head haywire 'Unique Feature' . ?
You go fear for work experiences aka past performance . I won't be surprise each of them have had you for 200 X 3 = 600 (serious pounding) ie minimum of 4 times a week during their respective reign.
And yet you are still brainless to know what u want in life and go for it.
Lastly , u don ask urself whether they are coming back to see ur parent or to get more free fvrk from you

That is an illusion that has beclouded ur sense of reasoning , it is not love dude.
Love is complete and whole .
If you can, get her in bed and put her thoughts outta ur mind . If you can't get out of there asap .
That girl's opportunity is temporarily limited to ur Aunty house , u have opportunities elsewhere , don't rock someone's comfortable world unless u r ready to go all the way

HumbledbYGrace: mind if we pray together?

. . . If that's what it takes

As in eh , you hear say the guy just land from Denmark , ur brain touch , u come show am wey u live with immediatification.
To say na me , u for say ur parent dey inside , say ur church no dey gree u talk with man for road .
I must drive Jeep before next year end so that I fit stop any girl for road and she carry me go her room

If this dude is in the university then ASUU should never ever call off the strike till government provides more funding and infrastructures to the universities.

End time tinz
And after collecting the 200k different sperm , what next ? Illuminati?

If there is a man that would lower his pride and accept the money , no problem .
But for me , I won't
I would even prefer a scenario where the woman gives money to her 'friend' and encourage me (unknowingly) to borrow money from her 'friend' then both of us will pay back .
That way I know I'm borrowing on my terms and it is my money. Though this may be practically difficult

I will ask her to get medical attention
On my own , I will ensure she doesn't drink much water after 7pm and I will always wake her 2 times in the nite to pee.
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Then live happily ever after

I thought Farouk Lawan was in jail

Can't believe this poo just made the Frontpage .
End time tinz
We have World War 3 on our hands , ASUU palava and Suntai debacle . WTF

When is Nigeria going to hit Cameroun or Ghana?

Give her a vacation, and you, take a vacation course maybe another teacher can teach u something she did not.

Wey the video

which one be ur own , every time talk . The chick sef don even tire , give her a dick to ride . Can't you see she is bored .
If she go get am from another , u go come here come cry say ur nice , humble blah blah girl disappointed u , girls are wicked.
See ur wickedness as ur dey deny the girl some hot romance .
20 min on fone everyday , see ur head , una dey discuss national budget ?
U no go carry ur book revised if ASUU no gree open school .

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]That was the first story I shared in my thread Legend of the fvckeers at the sexuality section;

You can also read it on my blog:[/quote]I had read that over-censored story . I bet this has pass the censor board like 3 times .
I need that first manuscript that contain all the stories

Wetin concern Lagos with Boko Haram?

These white junk analyst just stay in their office and look at the map and say 'well Boko Haram is in Nigeria and the nearest big city there is Lagos so Boko Haram is in Lagos' .

Nonsense reasoning.

Do they know that the distance from Boko Haram enclave to Lagos is more than 5 times the distance from London to Aberdeen?

And the Northerners are blocking every progress of the PIB cos of their selfish interest.

kool j, can you come and also inspire me to read the bible during shower hour?

190 and all its variant and flavour

Talk2nanro: ITS JAVA EMULATOR AND NOT STIMULATOR

I expected you to add 'Bushman' or 'Fool' to your correction. Seems we are growing up.

Wey the video?

Wey the video?

PasD: @spongeback.....that was harsh

C'mon , are you here looking for niceties ?
You got it wrong

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