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It is laughable to compare a life-saving firefighter with an entertaining Messi.
How many people pay to see a firefighter save a life?
Talent pays more than profession

ecolime: Una no dey tire with all these "Ten commandments"?
If getting a job in Nigeria depends on these 10 key points, I won't still be roaming the job/vacancies section daily.

This is more useful in keeping a job than in getting one

I don't expect her to go cos I bin pray seriously 'Let my enemies live long and see what I will be in future' , make she no even try go cos my private jet never land yet

In my opinion the best courses for anyone wishing to work in an oil company are Mechanical and Chemical Engineering.
Others are Electrical/ Electronic and Civil Engineering.
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. . . . but if you graduate as a petroleum engineer you could not get a job or the job around you is not good enough (like me) , then the best bet is to go into teaching or get an ICT Certification

In other lands the training of petroleum engineers is a close collaboration between the oil industry and the institutions and they are exposed and guaranteed employment immediately after school but in Nigeria it is just an academic exercise as the oil companies are just waiting for the school to finish grading the graduates so that they take the ones they want and retrain them base on what they want them to do.

Disadvantages
1. It is a very narrow discipline , when you finish school , if you are not employ in the oil industry you are pretty useless as you cannot start anything on you own based on the skills u had acquired. even if you wanna start anything , a single piece of equipment or software like Eclipse , Prosper , Perform , Hysy , Mbal etc could be very expensive. That is compared with disciplines like Elect Elect or Mechanical Engg.
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2. Having said that , when you enter the oil industry , you find out that you are facing competitions from other disciplines especially Mechanical and Chemical Engineering. Those guys are easily called Petroleum engineers after 2 years on a production / Exploration operations. But these are the same people that will follow you and write Aptitude test for employment in oil company , the next day you see them writing another for a Construction company or fabrication company while you are stuck with on oil company offers.

Advantages.
1. Like the other guy said , Petroleum is a relatively easier course to study and get you 2.1
2. It has good attractions from the oil industry viz easy scholarships and meeting industry players in school (depends on school )
3. When employed , it takes a petroleum engineer just a year to make more money than any other disciplines in 5 to 10 years.

I studied Petroleum Engineering but . . . .
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Before I conclude lets see the advantages and disadvantages.

Sanandreas10: Hey,Bloke...Do u think i can just be

holding my temper for U..are U crazy...??
Mtcheew...Gascooker calling Stove BlacK....
Must U castigate and criticizes me alway.?....!!!!..

Am really burning with Indignation......!Psychotic retarded...

Shou , all these sake of Wetin Nah?
U never start o
U mates dey build remote control jeep and plane and bulldozer , u Wetin u don build ? Nothing , highest u dey find waist to break . Even to hid inside aeroplane tyre go Lagos , u no fit.
To say all the money dem take put u for school , dem bin take put u for carpentry apprenticeship , now u for free and be useful for urself . See ur life now

A girl can sleep with a guy with a car for free in anticipation of better days but for a guy without a car , it is pay before service

Mum is here , gat to take my leave

Basic Computer / Office Suite knowledge
It is very frustrating when the IT guy is called from his hallowed cool chambers to help find a missing mouse pointer

Sanandreas10: Hhhhhh,Funny bro.

Am i really bad to that extent.


Ok,let wait for God's Action

See question . Am I really bad ?
Can't you see , you are an embarrassment to our educational system
U wan be president , Amalgamated Weed Dealers Federated Worldwide? Goodluck

marathon22: Please how can I get gionee dream in Akwa Ibom?

SMART GLOBAL TECHNOLOGIES,
44 EKPANYA STREET, UYO.
08020926691
Plus including Tecno
I got my N9 tab there

They know they stood no chance in APC as well as in any new formed party .
It is now swim or sink with PDP.
Frustrated Politicians. Just a party that a South South governor is a part of this confused set

Sanandreas10: I may be your president oneday.....!
Take it or leave it..?

I will personally fund your assassination

qplus: Tanks. But where is d crime section?

Guy don't worry , just post your story , if it is not romantic enough the Mods will move it for you to whatever section

Nigerians are Africa's top spenders , just offer them something that catches their eyes and they will sell their papa property to get it

Pay back for what ? Ur greediness ?
I can't believe a Nigerian man would still be falling for this .
Those things were designed for mumu oyinbo to pay for all the exploitation over the years . U were not targeted , u just fell for it . Sorry

Next time put ur money on ur neighborhood girls and not on a username on a social network

prettycentia: thank dear

Still falling for the sugar coated shallow words ?
Na ur waist go bend. In case ur brain cannot fathom what he said , this is it in plain english ' any of them that come back with the marriage slogan , open ur legs for him ' . I'm sure already that is what u had in mind , just looking for a nicer way to put it.

Una go still say na ASUU or GEJ cause this one ?

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Thanks man
I would appreciate time stamp as well an d if possible pic , I no fit watch am

if I'm looking for free articles , I don't usually open the first 3 links cos I know those ones are mainly sponsored and will be for sale or abstract only . I go mainly to second page

DonCrust: never allow any guy to see you as an old wine that he can go back to when the new ones taste bad.

It would seem this is the most polite way to summarize my 'insulting , frustrating' post .
Take this and ignore my own