₦airaland Forum

Obinoscopy: Chai. This love sweet O, especially when u are making it

Blood of Esau. How is making love sweet, I heard it is painful and energy sapping. Mum says I should never try it

We never finish with 3G for naija, which be 5G again?

I thought we had agreed not to post disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

Wetin she go do for guy house ?
Imagine question , ' is this what we came for '
Before nko , u follow a drunk to his house and expect him to play ludo with u after he had locked the door
SMH at Fishbrains

princesa: sugar pie, long time no talk

Well dear , I've been around following Daisy and Jide closely .
Nice for u to stop by

He did it
Congratulations

I loss no damn control , I ve a right to association , I ve the right to sit with and associate with who ever I like in church , the ushers shouldn't deny me my right .
In the presence of God there is liberty

I didn't enjoy church much today
It was as if the ushers gang up against me
Pushing me to the far end of the church and positioning me in between an old woman one my left and a kid on my left while on my front were these two bottomicious ladies shaking everything on me whenever the pastor make a point for people to stand and shout.
Even my attempt to ask for a pen was drown down by the big speakers beside me [after I had carefully hidden my pen]. The woman beside me didn't help matters as she offered me another pen , so my attempt on sharing a pen with this girl in front of me was shattered.
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So friends , is there anything wrong in telling the usher that you are not comfortable with where they want you to sit?

the lips are too small to get round my *some text missing*

We deal with nuclear nukes not IED,
You need one?
We can aim it directly on ur head no matter the location.
Ask hornipipe what happened to him last night , he could not even post throughout today

Now I can have the place to myself

I thought we had agreed
31 is just a number, you are still young inside.
Abegi , saturday night tinz gurl.

It is not about to forgive or not to forgive .
We Nigerians tends to apply cosmetic solution to problem .
IMO , the guy should find out the circumstances with which the said sleeping occurred , where it occurred and what had been happening between them before the real act occurred.
If it was out of boredom or loneliness , I can forgive but if out of foolishness or something she could not explain then it means it can happen again . Let her go
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For me I will still keep her around for free sex, if she complain about my treatment I would remind her of her deeds , when she is tired she can work out by herself

can I play?

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Okay leme add to this....
the probability of finding a bunch of lazy azzes, rude, idiots, criminals, like me is 9/10. So its up to you now. [/quote]I get it

if you meet on the social network then make ur relationship work outside the social network , if you still relied on it to run ur relationship , it would ruin you and your reputation.
It should be the meeting place that determine whether the relationship would work or not , people meet in churches yet the still fail

hornipipe , if I hear one peep from u , this night shall be horrible for u

I am the timekeeper.

WTFuck is wrong with u guys , I thought decent people should be sleeping by now

Kslib: I wanted to start crying when i couldn't view the pix but i remembered i have a very good friend called "Google".. I just spoke to him and he didn't disappoint as usual... Kai,dat girl get body ooohhh...

Glory be to google.
I luv that asz

Looks like I'm the last to post today
*dancing azonto*

[quote author=sammy.young]e get some police wey dey terrorize my area.........dey colectted my last card one day like dat........dont even know wat to say![/quote]I get the direct line of ombatse traditional chief in case u need am

what a prospective employer looks for is a fresh graduate that has just finish NYSC they would not care about details, so if ur discharge date is four years ago . It would be against u

*about to type reply , sees the number of hidden post , wonder what happened to the posters, remembers the hidden 17th commandment, type my thoughts and close the tab*

Since afternoon una don dey begin to go.

Br3nd4: Ole. . .

Ur fada

DO the Police know anything about covert operation. Imagine blowing siren to go and capture a warlord.
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For such large number of personnel, the aim was "Kill them all" had they got into position first and today we would have heard that 5 people died and large cache of ammunitions were recover while the police take the other dead bodies to dump in the river.

Beync: *clicks d report to seun button*

If you do am I go kill somebody

Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.

"kill" no dey included

E get as you go greet somebody finish they person enter taxi, d taxi no wan start, the person come down and una dey look una sef.

Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

na my first time o