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Br3nd4: I teh U



Hehehehehe. . . Reminds me of a certain someone

When you see the word 'perform' , e don remind you of someone, I'm not surprise after your many years of experience in that field.

Beync: GBAM!
she may just be fronting na so e dey start, u know

Some people can be jealous !!!!!!

Shugamania: Show us the bomb here, let everyone help u decide.

U too like window shopping,
Mine is pay to look, free to touch
Which do you prefer?

Was it built by Bulletin in the time of Odili?

Br3nd4: Fear fear Oya stay i wont call him again

Too late

Bantino: what you easily forget is, no matter how big his bomb maybe, where a woman's heart lies, there will she always cling.

Ok nah, let her come to my closet and see the 'bomb' whether it is big and strong as rumour has it.
She may come back to you, no problem,but she will always be back disturbing me for another thrust of the 'bomb'.

Even the wife na Orobo potential

Me hate dogs?
Nah, I love them when they are puppies and when they are old, I prefer their meat with palm wine and pepper soup

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boron10: Quit masturb@ting

Dirty mind, I just described my fiancee

Obinoscopy: ITbomb and Joan (the God fearing lady with a dirty mind), you guys really got me laughing out loud here . Me think you are both made for each other

Joan, listen to Obinoscopy, God can use any available vessel to deliver his message in ways we may never have thought of.
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BTW, that bangles in ur wrist, I hope there is nothing like that on your waist o. I don't want anything that will tie me down.

From the same ministry, two contradictory statement.
When Nnaji was there, with 4000MW we had constant light at least for some weeks.
So give us light, we wont wait till u generate 10,000MW

Whoever picked no. 1 must have been thinking of me

Shugamania: He needs prayers himself.

Hallo sugars..

Now we are talking
I need more prayer sessions with overflowing anointing of the sugary juice flowing out of the sanctum sanctum unto my lips with my tongue navigating to the god-spot , licking it up and sucking up the savoring freshness till we explode in the ecstasy of orgasm.
Bring it on girl , say the prayers

Did Adeboye knell with President Jonathan with he was praying ?
Whoever you are , you must knell when a MOG wants to pray with you

[quote author=I.Joan]But why are men like this!!!!!!!!! You just finished wooing shuggy(my friend) in front of everyone.... but when we are alone you want me to seex you!!!!!!!!!! Are you maddddttt [/quote]Why are girls like this , all I intended was for u to knell while I pray before we sleep .
You have such a dirty mind

hi Joan, just u n me tonight , let get the first course going .
I think you have to go on ur knee while I stand

I went to Tumblr yesterday after reading the yahoo story, but I just could not understand my way around.
Can someone help?

I wish there were more pics especially on the speeches.
Good job anyway

He thought people have forgotten Maitatsine.
A time for reckoning General. You did worse

But going back to history, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) is reminded that this is not the first time that terrorists have unleashed mayhem on Nigerians.

Buhari is reminded that in February and March of 1984, the Maitatsine sect unleashed violence in Yola under the leadership of Musa Makaniki. A conservative estimate is that 1000 people died during those riots and half of the residence of Yola in present day Adamawa state were rendered homeless. The military was unleashed on the sect by the military administration of Major General Muhammadu Buhari. Similar charges as the ones made today by Buhari were made against the soldiers sent by his government to quell the Maitatsine riots of 1984. They were accused of undue force, destruction of property, Molesting women and killing civilians.

hornipipe: Nothing accidental here it was done on purpose, had it been accidental it wouldn't be on the internet.

I just knew where to find him, any link concerning breazt must have hornipipe on it

Matter arising
I still belong to the class that dont believe anything the media dish in front of me.
A cut to a man would send litres of blood everywhere and this didnt look like it.
How come those screen set markings on the ground

With Custom-made bra

Hi Shugamania, sometimes I wonder how the sweetness came about for you to be referred to as sugar mania,
is it the sweetness from the words that comes out from your lips or
the drip of sweetness you leave behind on the trails of people's lives you have touched or
is
it
sweetness
of
the
flavour
from
the
moist
tunnel
besieged
by
two
soft
walls
quavering
eagerly
anticipating
the
thrust
of
a
hard
phallus.

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I really need a taste of that sweet shuga

Well shaped, slim with flesh.
God fearing and a B1tch in bed
Nice cook and good organisational skills (house keeping)
With a job that start by 8 or 8.30 am and close by 4 or 5pm with an hour break.
Friendly with everyone
Subtle self confidence and non-nagging
Nice asz and breazt with well rounded t1tz.

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Can you do the work?

Your 'friend' should not just want to bone her. When a girl sees no reason to let u go or feel threaten , she still want u to be around as a emotional absorber.
This is what your friend should do.
Tell her he wants to get marry that he has found a girl whether she would like to see her before he conclude the marriage arrangement. If she breaks down , tell her he is getting old and need to settle down and since she is not ready, he had to move forward.
The truth would come forth. When she sees that you are really going for another girl, she will either sit up or go back into her shell.
For now she doesnt feel any threat and she still believe your friend will still be around for some time while she made up her mind cos she has been definitely hurt.

I take it as a poem, nothin more.

Why not, I'm still friends with two of my ex, we found out we could not cope with each other so we gradually distance each other.
Now we meet but never in a secluded corner or calling at odd hours. Just meet, "hi , whats sup, bye" limit conversation especially if she is married or seriously engaged