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knockturnal: Like a nuke, You are tha BOMB!

Why is everyone calling him the bomb?
I gat to go to the nearest patent office

gluv01: My PC bomb, it's gluv not glu. Don't forget the V

The V is for what ?
Virgin or V¡rgina

Eveluv: Busy doing wat naw, I already locked d kitchen door. #lookingaroundandwhispering# ermmm...
kwazzie keed, can u come again?

So this is what this people hid and do in the hidden dark corners .
Oh Eveluv , y didn't I see u first?

Messi is a star
At least make I follow turn Emeritus for this thread at the 100th page.
Pls don't spill blood till I come back

Don't even know which one to choose
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CaptCindie(f), - a bit too arrogant
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Cute bliss(f) - chop and run lover , once bitten . . .
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sexiestchic(f) - glu warned me against her but since glu is now with Mazi , I guess I'm free from any heartbreak

AVWENAGHA: i smel beef

I can not fit pronounce ur name
If you are a girl , u must be very ugly

U just registered now n next thing , u jump into Mazi sinful thread n look for d¡cks to suck.
Abegi, I don't do ghosts
Maishot , wey u
Come carry this one go destroy ur destiny
I no know where she from come

folymania: This Maishot is the bomb!
A true secretary indeed, and I'll nt hve enjoyed this thread without him.

Mazi, you have a gr8t writter & u hv a gr8t Secretary too.

Maishot, how about u and I hang out. No offence to TibOmb or brokoto!

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]I gatz get equal share with Mazi unto Ex-Secretary...[/quote]I'm very sorry none of the girls here meet ur specs, I heard it is virgins or nothing for u
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We are having a hard time locating dem these days, even ones with less than one year experience are very rare.
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If you need experienced hands, up to five years of pounding contact maishot.
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I like dem young.
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Looking forward to Mazi adventure with those tender secondary school birds

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]Dude... Who the hell is MC.Bomb? That guy can fit write nice tori ehn...[/quote]One of my basstaard sons.
He is into rap
I am beginning to doubt whether his mother was that choir girl I had a quickie with. She never loved rap and neither do I.

maishot: .....Coughs....

Ehmmm..,

Sorry, just passing by.

She broke my 'hard' and you are letting her pass, just like that?

This princesa be like gal wey go give u tough time get but later na you go dey beg her to give you some space
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maishot, what do you think?
Is she worth the try or make we leave am.

gluv01: Irony

Must you tell everyone here what you saw?
*lip sealed*
They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder,
what you think is small to you might be a mighty weapon to another.

Br3nd4: Wow!

Maishot n ITbomb and erbody else, u guys made dis thread fun... Love u all..


Br3nd4
Nairaland Sinners Association
-Uniting In Sin-

Me luv u too fe la bone, but e I n I say action speak louder than words
Me gat a long , thick curvy middle finger u might like to check out.
*Expect nothing less below*

maishot: Pls, check for your names and ppa (Place of Promiscuous Assignment) below;


BARTENDERs (Alomo);
- ITbomb
- Avwengha
- Brokoto

......Signed;
Secretary MAISHOT..,
for Mazi

I wish to write to express my appreciation for considering my application.
I pledge to do my work without fear or favor.
Inasmuch as ladies like to work as cooks [near the food], fate has brought me closer to where the drinks are kept.
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I appreciate Mazi for his scintillating story line keeping us glue from start to finish and his humility in accepting criticisms both harsh and polite
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And for the wonderful ladies that this thread has brought closer to me especially . . [TBN]. .
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I believe in fate
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I also appreciate the company of maishot [most eloquent], Emperortj93, Foxy_Ultimate, IZUKWU, HNB, glulove, sexistchick [truely sexy],
Sijo , Brokoto, all derivatives of mosquitoes and Seun especially Seunfly and so many others [I will include when I'm on system]
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Finally , I hereby declare that I'm ready to start work whenever there is confirmation of assorted wines on the bar and promise to always remain for customers at all times.
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Signed
His Versatility
The Very Engineer
ITbomb
Nairaland Sinners Association
- Uniting In Sin -

Ishilove: Please bear with me, I have been on the road all day and have only just gotten home. I will update on the morrow. Thanks for your patience

Patience ?
I hate the living patient dog
I would rather have the meat

Faith and Fate
Mazi pls mind those words , almost got me confused

maishot: Only God can tell u what happened (and Itbomb, cos he was a catalyst )

#Shey I try?#

Reminds me of the man who tried [with minimal success] to teach us chemistry way back.
We beat him up for not giving us a conducive exam environment and WAEC withheld our result as a result