₦airaland Forum

So you just copied and dump with no inputs whatsoever from your small brain. Not even to state what would possibly be the root cause and how to tackle it.
Anyway, true federalism is the cure for Nigeria problems. We allow corruption to fester because our person is controlling other people's wealth and if he is pushed out , another tribe will occupy that position. If we are controlling our wealth and resources we would ensure that whosoever is not doing well will be kicked out and another of us replaced

ATMC: Btw @itbomb keep trying, who knows you may win my heart to do same for you in 2015

You are fretting away a golden opportunity , my pastor said I must marry before the end of the year and you are talking 2015.
That heart and everything following it must be mine this year

Airtel is best for me and my business, any client can give me any number and I just call without knowing which network is it.
Airtel to MTN @ N10 per min is even cheaper than MTN to MTN @ N15 per min

ATMC: offer lasted till 6pm today

Are you fvrking kidding me, look at the time now
Can't wait to wet you

ATMC: ask 190

I have been shocked by his reply
In his exact words
'in a manner you would like, on a soft surface and in the night'
I think I would apply also , just give me a date

It is a right but it is not expedient.
I ve a right but I would not exercise it, there may be an unfinished discussion which she will still tell me in summary.
I want to live very long

ATMC: wait...did you submit your application?

In what manner , where and at what time of the day or night

ATMC: E@190 and FRR
i have graduated from d level of being taken out, nowadays i take guys out and then give them money to start up a good business so they'll have money to take as many girls as they want out and even shopping without 'whinning' or complaining. U feel me?

How come I'm not a beneficiary , my beloveth ATM Card

[quote author=val_dee]You are a made man bro.[/quote]Now we are talking,
send me your airtel number for your free pin and dont forget to keep 'liking'

Too ugly,
Hope the Japanese would copy this and come up with something sexy

As you don break the poor old woman waist, wetin you go chop now. not even next of kin

in hot demand at the right price.
blackberry is the cheapest means of internet access in Nigeria, so anything attached to it will sell

sKy007: Congratulations
person

you really should learn how to give a compliment without sounding offensive

hornipipe: ---
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Thank your stars, I was already mixing some leaves with the egg of a 3 days old chicken for you

Maybe I should have put this in the dairy section. poor me, I have no dairy.
I cant stand the smell of some haters

On this occasion of my 100 likes AT A BLOW.
No be say I no dey get am but I never wake up for morning and see 100 likes before.
Calls for celebration , haters are free to die
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First of all, I give thanks to the Almighty God for giving me such a brain full of inspiration and wisdom far above my enemies and most friends.
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I also wish to express my appreciation to the following.
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Nairaland : for giving me a platform to express my my brilliant views
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Nokia : for providing a phone with the cat-with-nine-lives symbian and recently the mighty Lumia with WP8 - People that really care about you synchronizing your digital life across any platform . Not like those restrictive pad and berries.
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Opera : if all mini were like operamini , then mini skirt would not be a problem wearing to church.
Brilliant , neat , tidy , robust across board browser.
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Mozilla Firefox : I prefer you to opera on desktop
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Zinox : Proudly Nigerian, providing problem free computing power since 2009.
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Airtel : Being a faithful subscriber since 2005 . I have been through Econet, short-lived vodacom , V-mobile , celtel , zain , and now airtel . With 1 gig for N1200 , I'm in for life , please don't follow those green and yellow bois to block it o.
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Sumec Fireman : for providing power to feed my devices especially when others 'Hold ' their power.
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To all that liked my post, I wish Nairaland is not owned by a dictator , some actions may have to be discussed and voted before implementation. I really would have love to identify all of you and send your due recharge pin per 'like'
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Once again , God bless me

[quote author=Mynd_44]There is truth in this post for those willing to accept it[/quote]The truth is one-sided
If the girl is for only punny, then all strategy must be employed even at your detriment. The end justifies the means however if you want a relationship then it is best to be straightforward from the beginning.
#NOTFOREVERYONE

How about the 100,000 that were 'employed' through the SURE-P Program

If the truth must be told, people pack a lot of curses during the service year by sleeping around exposing their spiritman to demonic influences which affect the rest of their life.
Some agent of darkness are purposely on service to offer cheap sex and lock the destiny of young men and women
Beware , some of you that are saying, u can't wait for service year to do worse

In Calabar where I served years back , they usually advised us , if u want sex , sex among yourself ie corpers.
If you do anything with the locals , na your parents go come down come beg make u come back home. And it was true, I finished service by september of that year but had to hang around till december when I enter the carnival even though it was still decent then but when cash finish , I had to leave and make a decent living

tomakint: I think you (ITbomb) should bell the cat

What I need is just 10 of these, 150m for logistics and a good vantage point. I already have the machine

Gboliwe: Is cuddlemi = Sweetlemon?

Matters arising

The problem is that you have a bad eyesight.
Call u dat cute? My dog is laughing