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Romance › Re: 90% Of The Girls That Accepted To Date Me Are Virgins..what Does It Signify?!? by ITbomb(m): 3:35pm On Feb 23, 2013

I believe when you get older, girls would start to take you serious , Son.

Romance › Re: Love Triangle: University Senate Must Hear This by ITbomb(m): 3:23pm On Feb 23, 2013

Are you and Nkechi engaged or married or na bf gf u wan kill ur future for .
Dr. Okafor, thank you for promoting Nairaland and we wish that god grant you your heart desires this year Amen

Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 3:09pm On Feb 23, 2013

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Out of reflex, I
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Then he came towards our corner, looked at me and pointed to the window as he sang the song again. . .
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Onye nwe pantii nu na iroooo. . .
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I followed the direction his finger was pointed at, so did most of the corpers in the hall.
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Onye nwe pantii nu na irooo. . .
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Hanged on the same window I hanged his hankie that I disposed the condom from, was a red female pant.
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It was Wangu's pant. . .
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Onye nwe pantii nu na irooo. . .
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Then the military man's voice sounded in my head. . .

It was the voice of his military friend. . .[/quote]This guy is good , you could almost picture yourself being there inside the story

Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of John Okafor Dressed As A Woman by ITbomb(m): 2:49pm On Feb 23, 2013

This also made the Frontpage today
Is someone smoking cow dung?

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Travel › Re: Ever Been Tortured Abroad? Share Ur Stories by ITbomb(m): 2:48pm On Feb 23, 2013

and the silly topic is on the Frontpage.
SMH

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Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 2:44pm On Feb 23, 2013

clockwise: MAZI, i am really enjoying dis ur tori. but my question is dat, those gals wey u dey Bleep no be virgin at all? am anxious for ur response. cos na quick quick u dey do am. i dey 200 level nw but am sure if i go camp i go Bleep pass u.

*faint*

Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 2:42pm On Feb 23, 2013

Mcfemad: Wrong intepretation. Your mind, sould and body is pretty dirty. God have mercy on you. Go and sin no more!

Thank you , Father.
*bowing out of thread*

Phones › Re: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by ITbomb(m): 12:23pm On Feb 23, 2013

puskin: I believe the NL PM still works.

It doesn't work.

Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 12:14pm On Feb 23, 2013

Mcfemad: .
Mazi was just bringing back NYSC camp memories to us.
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Besides, when is our induction coming up?

You mean your wife has some memories and experiences of some of these things?
Interesting . I no say make you start questioning o , Abeg enjoy una honeymoon finish .
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For your induction, we are sorry to inform you that the management of Nairaland introduced new stringent conditions for induction of married people to encourage the singles to interact more and reduce their numbers.
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For the start scanned your marriage certificate , baptismal certificate and send alongside your pastor's direct gsm number to be considered for induction

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Politics › Re: 20 Interesting Things About Alvan Ikoku by ITbomb(m): 11:31am On Feb 23, 2013

godman01: Long piece but a great man indeed!

I guess yours would be way shorter.
Your complete unabridged biography on a page of a notepad is what I'm expecting

Politics › Re: 20 Interesting Things About Alvan Ikoku by ITbomb(m): 9:52am On Feb 23, 2013

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His father married a Calabar woman and got Alvan , Alvan himself married another Calabar woman and got the late Emeritus Prof Chi Ikoku.
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Moral of the post.
Marry a Calabar woman and your life will never remain the same again

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Politics › Re: Julius Berger To Build Second Niger-Bridge by ITbomb(m): 9:47am On Feb 23, 2013

In other words , expect a toll gate on both ends for the next 25 years

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Romance › Re: Girls Wahala by ITbomb(m): 6:50am On Feb 23, 2013

abohrandy: Just give her and let's see how it goes!

Just give her ?
15k for one unsure punny ?
Nah

Car Talk › Re: Cars You Wished You Owned While Growing-up by ITbomb(m): 11:40pm On Feb 22, 2013

Archmed: as kids...my friends and I saw J-5 as the fastest automobile on the planet.I always imagine myself driving it in d nyt b4 going to bed and in d mornin afta wakin up....*kids*

J5 was the perfect public transporter with enough head room , not these ones they cram people in.
I just wondered why it swerved on high speed

Car Talk › Re: Cars You Wished You Owned While Growing-up by ITbomb(m): 8:51pm On Feb 22, 2013

Jaguar.
I fell in love with the solid beastly shape and the sloping asz
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Then there was a time I always dream of the Lincon Navigator

Car Talk › Re: Have You Ever Slept Off While Driving? by ITbomb(m): 8:39pm On Feb 22, 2013

mosho2good: I rememebr wen I was driving and fall asleep and d car drive himself all d way home to my place can u believe it

The OP meant car as in four wheel not keke .
Meanwhile how work today , any passengers for Elelenwo?

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Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 4:51pm On Feb 22, 2013

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]See how quite this thread has become since my last update!
Seems the only way to appease you guys is to upload. My fear is that once you guys digest the update, you return asking for me, and the more isn't coming, you start the chi-chat over again!

Na waoohhh!!![/quote]We are vexed, why you go throw away the ugly one fluid were worth 2k

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Family › Re: Kid Calls Police To Avoid Bedtime by ITbomb(m): 4:18pm On Feb 22, 2013

pro01: Lolz. You go fear antenatal programming.

Then again, it goes to show how effective their emergency response systems are. Here in Nigeria, robbers would operate in your house for HOURS, and even have time to force your wife to make eba for them, after which they would take a little nap on your matrimonial bed, before strolling away with their loot casually without worrying about the arrival of the police.

And the police go arrive 5 mins after the robbers have left and take some suspect away for questioning and bail

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Family › Re: Kid Calls Police To Avoid Bedtime by ITbomb(m): 4:17pm On Feb 22, 2013

THANK GOD I'M A NIGERIAN, MY PIKIN CALL POLICE FOR ME WHEN HE STILL DEY UNDER MY ROOF ?
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NO FOOD FOR YOU IN THIS HOUSE FOR 3 DAYS. I GO SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR GRANDME FOR VILLAGE

Romance › Re: She Lost Interest In Him Because He's Nairalander by ITbomb(m): 2:53pm On Feb 22, 2013

e get somebody I dey suspect but she na mod and if I expose am , she fit collabo to ban me for life.

Nairaland General › Re: Pupil Killed While On Teacher’s Errand by ITbomb(m): 8:35pm On Feb 21, 2013

iamswizz: 7th

You are another reason I insist that Abortion should be legalize.
We saw all these coming but they said killing u then would count as murder

Romance › Re: She Sent Me Toothpaste On Valentine's Day!! by ITbomb(m): 7:06pm On Feb 21, 2013

Jokes section pls ------->
BTW , what was written on the card?

Nairaland General › Re: Pupil Killed While On Teacher’s Errand by ITbomb(m): 6:58pm On Feb 21, 2013

So make teacher no dey send small pikin errand again?

Literature › Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 6:25pm On Feb 21, 2013

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lol!

I knew it was just a matter of time before someone asked that question. grin

Sorry dear, t'is classified information - definitely not for nland(ers) consumption. lipsrsealed

Now stop derailing Mazi's thread abeg tongue

[/quote]Next question should have been , how old are you , then later ' are you married? '

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Politics › Re: Document Of Nigeria's Amalgamation In 1914 (picture) by ITbomb(m): 5:34pm On Feb 21, 2013

ngozievergreen: I will like to see Biafra- a nation dat will be known worldwide for Sports,.

Yea sports, let me see how dem go carry Yakubu and Garba Lawal and win Nation cup without Sunday Mba , Mikel Obi , Enyeama and the rest of the Biafran squad.

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Politics › Re: Policemen & Soldiers In A Gun-battle At Dongoyaro In Bauchi by ITbomb(m): 5:22pm On Feb 21, 2013

Andyforte: They were not shooting st themselves. They were showing off.their fire power.

That is disappointing
I was expecting something like police and army engaged each other in shooting spree , 20 bodies recovered so far most strip off their uniform and rifles and two patrol jeep burnt beyond recognition.

Politics › Re: Policemen & Soldiers In A Gun-battle At Dongoyaro In Bauchi by ITbomb(m): 4:25pm On Feb 21, 2013

Very disappointed.
I opened this topic just to see the number of dead men on both side and you are here tellin me they are doing meeting .

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Education › Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by ITbomb(m): 4:22pm On Feb 21, 2013

SlyIg: ItBOMB!
Great Smasco! Great!
Da abadie now?

Idioko eyeneka

Education › Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by ITbomb(m): 2:38pm On Feb 21, 2013

Jarus: Jarus reps:

Wesley LGEA Primary school, Offa, Kwara state
Adeola Model School, Offa, Kwara state
Offa Grammar School, Offa, Kwara state
Great Ife
HWU

To say Offa get University , that means say . . . . .

Education › Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by ITbomb(m): 2:17pm On Feb 21, 2013

St Paul's Academy and Saint Mary's Senior Science College; Abak , abadie. ,
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FUTO , Ihiagwa , Oweee
Unique Uniport , Aluu, payaa

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Politics › Re: Document Of Nigeria's Amalgamation In 1914 (picture) by ITbomb(m): 1:50pm On Feb 21, 2013

DivideUs: Answer honestly, which group is messing up Abuja now?

All I know is that Niger Delta oil money built Abuja

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