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pobey: how many youths have you inculcated conscience and morality into their mind?

How many youths have followed the teaching of religions like luv ur neighbor

This room is getting drier each day , where the hell are the lovebirds

I heard it too. God actually said ' love ur neighbour as urself '
Maybe u r the neighbour

And when did American citizens became the whole world population

Show me ur friend . . . .

And when the federal workers exchange their crapberry for HighPhone, where will the second hand phones go?
Your guess is as good as mine

and it was done
However I don't feel that is govt stealing , it is what u and I could do if in that position.
U see money being waste about and u feel we ve a genuine problem , the car need repairs, if I top a little thousand Naira on the maintenance allowance , nobody will notice.

[quote author=Maria-G]i.v injection is intravenous injection.... I took aminophyline i.v injection yesterday....[/quote]Isokai

Don't tell me u r planning marriage to girls u pick on the street.
Do u lack self esteem to talk to girls or u just wait for the frustrated ones that hop into any available car?

Goldenheart: Hell is 4real !!! Accept Jesus as your
lord n saviour right now..........he loves you
so much more than u can
imagine, n he doesn't want u to
end up in that horrible place of
eternal torment... Please accept him. Hell is so mean n real.

I hate when a suppose christian threaten someone with hellfire to accept Jesus Christ.
Why can't u tell him of the abundant life he will enjoy if he accept Christ or the inheritance or blessings that will follow him if he accept Christ.
Should christians even be concern about hell? If they know they are living in righteousness and guaranteed a place in heaven, paradise or wherever there is bliss

redsun: And poster what did you do to save the situation?Did you call the emergency service?

Emergency service? Huh
You are a long way from home bro.
The poster and the two law enforcement officers there , who is more obligated or has means to call the services

[quote author=Maria-G]@ Lala, my dear, side effect of the i.v I took this evening...was sleeping peacefully o but my momma had to wake me up for dinner....since then, sleep has automatically dissappeared from my eyes [/quote]I just want to know . U no say I dey learn.
Is I.V. a kind of postinor?

pix pls

We buy Devotionals, preaching cds, writing materials, handkerchief , sweet and biscuit on sundays.
Don't make this religion thing too hard on u. Think wide and be free from human doctrine.
Sabbath was made for man, not man for the sabbath.

Most people feel they should rest on that day but others just have to be there to provide essential services.

Just when I thought I had finish compiling the mugus another pop up.
.
It somehow looks like a scam but to be on the safe side , I ve a consultant in Cotonou. Pay in 40k into my account and I will do the verifications for u.

I mean , if u add up to the cost of the car , it is still 1m Naira cheaper. Good deal

Someone advised me that I should marry only when I have a regular source of income no matter how small.

I know marriage counsellors talk of luv respect trust and all that as more important in marriage but believe me, money makes luv , respect and trust much more easy.

For now, if u r still bent on it, i'll advise that u do only introductions . I guess that is a kinda engagement. Wait till ya all finish school and get urself a job

manmustwac: lol. Maclatunji will ban you for 72 years when he reads this

Just checking to see whether I've been ban.
Hmm
Allah is merciful.

it was fun talking with u . Part of the joke sha.
Chillax

MC Dumexx: Is "lappy" now an English word? See local buffoon.

Is pc an English word?
U don start name calling
If I beat u now , dem go charge me for Animal Cruelty.

joey4jo: Mods what's with all this topics of recent? Who ever is the mod in this section can you be sensible enough to close this topic.. Please and please!

A similar topic was created for the Christian God and it made the frontpage . It would be discrimination to the Mohammedans to close this one

MC Dumexx: Return d phone U̶̲̥̅̊'re using 2d owner. She's waiting...

Come on , u can do better than this.
I'm sure u meant laptop. Well it's mine.
When last did u post on nl using a pc or lappy.
Thank God for GSM

[quote author=acidosis™]lol.. you don miss me shey? [/quote]It was actually disappointing to meet only a guy in the room . Now I dey fear for my asz .
Don't come too close Abeg

MRbrownJAY: @OP
the fact that this lady is a teenager shouldn't matter at all, because whether she is a teeenager or a gradma, simply telling her that:"I ALREADY HAVE A GF, AND I AM VERY HAPPY WITH HER", should be enough to get this lady off your back.

Understand with him , it is not the teenage 'lady' being on his back. The problem is him not being able to take his eyes off the tiny t¡ts

MC Dumexx: iti, I really understand Your level of cognition but seriously,I am not some 1 U̶̲̥̅̊ want 2 mess with.

Congratulations. This is the first post that I have made full comprehension.
U r improving fast boi, just another 3 days on nl and u will be too good in making ur opinion known in written English.
But wait o, was that a threat? Come on bring it on

[quote author=acidosis™]I greet you all..[/quote]#GOTOHELL

MC Dumexx: Hahahahhahahha! See mumu. U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt knw d meaning of axiom. ђã†̥ a waste of resources U̶̲̥̅̊ are. I 4gv U̶̲̥̅̊ 4 wasting my time.

Well my bad , I actually tried joining all those pieces of trash to make a meaningful sentence in English. I guess I failed woefully.

gabriel212: Am a Celestial Family.
At the Church entrance, the service conductor lead in prayer.
1. We sing our hymn to entre the Church
2. The Candle in the Altar is kindle
3. We knee down to bow for the GOd of host
4. Prayer for forgivness of sin
5. We rise up on our knee to sing from our hymn book x 6ce
6. At the end of each hymn we wil pray fervently
We read 1st lesson of the day from the Old testament and 2nd lesson from the new testament
7. Announcement
8. The creed
9. Sermon
10. Offering
11. Thanks giving
12. Closing hymn( song of blessing from our hymn book)
13. Seven Halleluyah to 4 corners of the Earth
14. We sing out from to the Church entrance
15. The service conductor pray the closing prayer
16. Seven Halleluyah to 4 corners of the Earth
17. Enter the Church for Short prayer and close for the day. HALLELUYAH

How many hours ?

Why is maclatunji afraid of blowing himself up to claim his virgins ?

[quote author=190-the-clown]lola luv let's make love [/quote]lola luv let's make babies ' would be much more lomantic

[quote author=chima-uga]God dont love extramarital sex period .. That is why he introduces a lot of deseases to scare ppl away .[/quote]OMG , this is the most serious trash I ve ever seen on a sunday evening.