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MC Dumexx: If U̶̲̥̅̊'re saying U̶̲̥̅̊'ve seen this b4, dats ok otherwise dnt axiom U̶̲̥̅̊ have an incline 2d idea of ђã†̥'s fun $ ђã†̥'s not or silly.

Can you repost that trash in English letters using a better phone.
Was that axiom or assume?
Are you sure u r taking ur JAMB classes seriously

Your obsession with teenagers is beginning to be worrisome.
Don't you think u need a counsellor?

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debomb: .

I hate competitions

Keep the lovechild, u will love him especially when u remember the moments

Don't tell me u r still having problems with those secondary school teenagers u teach.
I thought we addressed ur issue months ago

Welcome to the internet Bro , it is actually fun to surf around , look for jokes and post them.
However becareful so that u don't post what people had been seeing for the past 3 years .
It makes u look silly

shedraq1: it is time we start preaching holiness everywhere

The religious Bullshit is not taking us anywhere . We rather inculcate conscience and morality in the youth.

So many Somalis on nl these days , hope nothing sinister is coming.
I heard Somalis are actually angry that Nigeria is over taking them as the Kidnapping capital.

What did u say ur name was again?

Before the experts arrive u can go thru this
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The guy don chop na , he should be on his way to another catch.
He treated u nice right ? Like all bad guys. Sorry u miss the good times but it is gone for good .
Shine the koko keep for another brother to enjoy .
Happy Sunday

The Xteristics of certain Xtains is that certain things can not be xplained xpeciall at xmas


They will be worrying about irrelevant things yet the basic tenet of Christianity, LOVE, is lacking in their lives

BabaTony: Hmm, you miss the point. According to you more cars more potholes, new york and other world big cities suppose don collapse by now. Development is meant to be dynamic. I would rather expect more vehicular traffic better construction designs. I expect lagos to have better designs for their roads because of the high traffic but no, I still see poorly designed road around me.

For a company like Berger to guarantee its road construction for 25 yrs , I'm sure they knew that vehicular activities would increase and yet no shaking

I feel the spirit more using KJV , then NIV for some clarifications.
All others , methink are for babies and those that still need soft food.
The Bible is not a book to be read in literal sense , that is why it is confusing and nonsense to people like Seun.
It is a spiritual book , its words are illuminated by the spirit. An unbeliever cannot fathom the extent of the word even if it is translated to monosyllables

New service enter with praise and worship
Choir
Word ministrations
Prayer
All offerings
Welcome new comers
Share the grace and get the hell outta there for the next service
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Fixed

I wouldn't mind waking up for u if only I had come back from work early n slept early apart from that I wouldn't like any talk to affect my morning call even if it might end with a hot sexx

What is this rubbish with no comment doing at thread frontpage just because it is opened by HRM.
What is headers btw

abiL: She's not anymore

Where u fvrk or banned?

Lenny5000: What blessing are you referring to here if I might ask?.... that is if by Aristos you mean Politicians...etc Whether politicians or not, any money that is not gotten through honest means can never be Blessing!

I don't know ur definition of honest means but most pastors would agree with me that if tithe has been paid then u should be counting ur blessings and naming them one by one

Caracta: what is it?

Sorry , it was a wet dream

almaliki: _Am sure u don't know what it takes 2 construct a road in dat region......it's easier said than done.....!

It takes approximately 500m to get a kilometre of road through that terrain . Port Harcourt to Yenegoa is about 131km meaning u can get the entire road under 70m. Rivers state get like 15b per month from fed allocation n Bayelsa something close to that. If they can contribute 1billion per month, they can get it done.
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It can be hard to do in the Nigerian system
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Afterall MNDA is doing the entire 338km East West road with 350b

lloydbanj: don't blame d govt its a natural disaster

Is it a natural disaster to have crater in the middle of a highway?

If such flood were to be in a good road like those in Akwa Ibom , I'm sure motorists would still pass through.

Spammers beware . If u spam me , I will spam u back, a 100 mails per day right into ur inbox

but wait o , wey Akpors from come?

Bayelsa and Rivers have one of the highest Allocation yet do not have a standard road linking the two sister states.
Do we still blame FG?

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She still dey for the door?
Oya open am now, u may need her for the nite.
Find the nearest chemist before nite comes

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