₦airaland Forum

I am suspecting a House of rep member on nairaland no sooner someone wrote on the cost implication of this new exercise, the next day , it is table on the floor of the house, this is something that had started for sometime now

The last time I checked Slot site still exist.
slotsystems.biz is a clone and sub version by hijackers

http://slotlimited.com/

search for gloflat settings on nairaland ,
Or text ' activate' to 1234 u may get the gloflat settings
Or create a new profile and use gloflat as the access point or APN
For all this, the point is : By default, glo uses glosecure which is pay as u go, even if u had subscribe, so u change it to gloflat for ur subscription to work.
Forget about the glo mobile internet settings , it is useless

so u have been sleeping with this guy you met recently at the guesthouse and chopping his cash, now u want us to decide whether u be mumu or fast girl

and why must i pronounce it Barsa or Basar when Bakar is okay by me
Must I pronounce like them
We invited a Frenchman to speak on a workshop at University of Port Harcourt, and He insisted on pronouncing Port Harcourt as "Por Arcour" , saying in his native tongue the last letter is usually silent.
Other whitemen pronounce Ajegunle as "Ayehunle"
Imagine commentator on Enyimba match calling Aba "Arba", and we didnt notice anything wrong with that
So must I follow them and pronounce Serie A as "Sera Ar" or Juventus as Yuventus, if na Calabar man, we go crucify am.
As Nigerian we pronounce medicine as ME DI CINE
i see zimbabwe english when installing some software,
why shouldnt we tell the world .THIS IS HOW WE PRONOUNCE CERTAIN THINGS

if u were a catholic go there, I found out 70% of converted JWs were from catholic and I their articles those converted one spend half of their time bashing vatican city

I urgently need a e71 or e63 , I'm in Port Harcourt
Alternatively, if any one knows where to get clean second hand fone in ph, let me know. Thanks

I like this, in US , executive nuture their bills to passage. But here GEJ is just sitting and passing blames to the retarded legislatures
If GEJ is sincere about the welfare of the people then the best way to free money for development is to reform the petroleum industry first by passing the PIB.

4 November 2011, Sweetcrude, ABUJA – Civil society organizations across the country have
urged the Federal Government to attach the
removal of the fuel subsidy to the argument for the
passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill, in order to
prove its commitment to the development of the oil
and gas industry and the economy at large. The call was made in Abuja at a Policy Dialogue on
the Petroleum Industry Bill, PIB, organized by the
Afri-Network for Environment and Economic
Justice (ANEEJ) in collaboration with PACT and the
United States Agency for International
Development (USAID), to brainstorm on the bill which is currently in the National Assembly. Speaking during a presentation, the Lead Director,
Centre for Social Justice (CSJ), Mr. Eze Onyekwere
observed that there was no better way for the
President Goodluck Jonathan administration to
prove its social contract with Nigerians with
regards to the removal of subsidy other than to align it with the protracted reform of the petroleum
sector. According to him, the argument that subsidy
removal will free up funds for infrastructure
development and open up windows for
investment in refineries would be best served with
the prompt passage of the PIB, which will create
transparency in the sector as well as significantly increase domestic gas supplies for power
generation and industrial development. He noted that, “If the executive and the legislature
agree that there is a need to free up funds for
government to concentrate on development,
particularly for infrastructure and the social sector,
then the PIB should be passed expeditiously so
that a proper picture about petroleum subsidies can emerge. “The debate about removing subsidies on
petroleum products to free up resources should be
tied to the debate to free up resources that
government continues to invest in joint venture
operations and the fact that more resources would
accrue to government if the PIB is passed into law.” He noted that more money could be saved for the
economy with the passage of the PIB, given the
more robust and comprehensive nature of the
reform bill. “The government claims that that fuel subsidy
removal would save the country more than N1.2
trillion annually; but it is very clear that passing the
Petroleum Industry Bill, part of which stipulates
comprehensive reform of the downstream system
– of which crude refining is captured – will do the country far more good and would ensure more
robust economic and infrastructure growth for the
nation,” he stressed. Onyekwere further charged the Executive arm to
show leadership over the Petroleum Industry Bill,
and take full charge to ensure prompt passage, if it
must convince Nigerians that it is committed to
reform in the oil and gas industry. He said, “We ask the Executive to take a leadership
position on this Bill as President Obama does on his
pet bills. The executive should be seen to be
talking about and advocating for the passage of
the Bill together with its benefits for the economy
and the common person so as to put a subtle pressure on the legislature to expeditiously do its
job.” The Civil society activist observed that, fortunately,
the struggle for the passage of the PIB remained
one in which the civil society organizations is likely
fighting on the same side with the executive arm
of government, adding that the Ministry of
Petroleum Resources should be in a position to fund advocacy and sensitization activities in
collaboration with other stakeholders. He also advocated building more grassroots
support for the cause, pointing out that many
people in the grassroots had been left in the dark
regarding the true import of the PIB due to the
elitist treatment giving to the whole process. According to him, “It appears that because of the
technical nature of the law, it is being debated in a
few circles that are apparently elitist and nowhere
near the grassroots and those who stand to
benefit a lot from the passage of its provisions.” Regarding the mobilization of grassroots support
for the passage of the PIB, a former Company
Secretary and Legal Adviser to the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Prof. Yinka
Omorogbe noted that, “We must do a lot of
grassroots sensitization on the benefits accruable from the passage of the bill into law. If possible,
the bill should be published in simplified English
and other local languages highlighting the key
benefits.” Meanwhile, the Executive Director of ANEEJ, Rev.
David Ugolor, has said the Network and its partner
civil society organization were ready to organize
more protest rallies to the National Assembly to
demand the passage of the PIB. According to him, “It is time that the civil society
began to show its strength in terms of drawing out
men, women and youths to the streets to
peacefully and legally rally and protest against
systemic injustice and prejudices that have led to
the non-passage of the PIB. “Before the expiration of the last National
Assembly, we were assured from all corners that
the PIB will be passed into law before the end of
the session but today we are back to the drawing
board,” he added.
www.sweetcrudereports.com/2011/11/05/civil-society-groups-urge-govt-to-tie-subsidy-to-pib/

of course, this explain why our block is dashed out to business men and politicians to serve their interest. It is no longer the people's resources manager but an independent commercial entity

4 November 2011, Sweetcrude, Abuja - Nigeria’s Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani
Alison-Madueke, has said the budget of the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
was too big for the Nigerian government. She disclosed this during her appearance before
the House of Representatives committee probing
NNPC’s non-remittance of N450 billion to the
federation account. “NNPC is not subjected to the Consolidated Fund of
the Federal Government. It cannot depend on
federal budget because it runs very capital
intensive operations beyond what government
can finance,” she said, adding: “The NNPC budget
is not an appropriated budget.We function largely like a private commercial enterprise.” Alison-Madueke was responding to a question on
whether the NNPC was bigger than the federal
government since it did not bring its annual
budgets to the legislature for approval. She said that the NNPC was like an independent
entity that should have been run on purely
commercial basis. The minister insisted that the NNPC was not owing
the Federal Government but that what was being
regarded as debts were deductions meant to cater
for the shortfall between the cost NNPC bought
domestic crude and the “low pump price” fixed by
government. Describing the report presented to the committee
by the Nigeria Extractive Industries Transparency
Initiative which put NNPC’s indebtedness to the
government at N842 billion as “outdated,” she
said the report did not capture the credit period of
N389.5bn. “There is a misrepresentation by NEITI. If this
(N389.5bn) is deducted from N842.7bn, of course,
you will get N450.7bn, which is why we are here”,
she explained. According to her, the NNPC has its own audit
report updated up to 2010, while the NEITI report
covered 2004 to 2008. “I am sure that by the time they update their own
report, some of these issues will take their proper
shape. For now, they are giving historical
information”, she said. Executive Secretary of NEITI, Mrs. Zainab Ahmed,
had told the House panel on Wednesday that the
NNPC total indebtedness to the Federal Account
was in fact N842bn, as against the N450bn for
which the corporation was being probed. Ahmed also accused the NNPC of having “several
discrepancies and flaws” in its transactions. On deductions by NNPC, the Accountant-General of
the Federation, Mr. Joseph Otunla, made a
submission which tallied with that of the minister
and the NNPC on the figure of the debt. He noted, “The NNPC withheld a total sum of
N450bn from proceeds generated by it from
February 2005 to November 2008. “The amount deducted is not in dispute as the
NNPC agreed with the figures and they have
begun the repayment of N7.7bn per month,
effective from September, 2011.” Meanwhile, the NEITI testimony almost marred the
committee’s sitting on Thursday as members were
sharply divided in their reactions to the
information provided by the organisation. At a point, some members of the committee staged
a walkout following heated arguments with a co-
chairman of the joint committee being accused of
canvassing for the NNPC. Trouble started when one of the co-chairmen, Mr.
Ajibola Muraina, kicked against NEITI. He said that
it was wrong for NEITI to classify the deductions
on subsidy as unauthorised when there was a
government policy on subsidy. Muraina also said that NEITI did its audit on the
NNPC every three years, while the corporation did
its own every year, an indication that the former
might be behind time. “NEITI is taking technicalities to the extreme”, he
said. But, many committee members took exceptions to
his questions, accusing him of taking sides with
the NNPC.
www.sweetcrudereports.com/2011/11/04/nnpc-budget-too-big-for-government-–-alison-madueke/

So have we settled for giving awards to people for just doing the jobs they are paid to do?!

YES

When they do it well, so that other who cant do the same despite the fact that they are also paid will sit up

U paid ur marketin executive to bring customer to ur biz and he does a well good job, wont u give him an award, that is the practice in the biz world. it is called motivation.

Grow up boy

The governor is really trying
@EPOMA, hundred children were maltreated yes. do u realised that
1. Akwa Ibom has more than 3m people
2. The place the said incident happen is about 5 lga from the state capital
3. The incident first point of report was international media, instead of making a report to the government first.
This is a governor that has place so much emphasis on human development. free and compulsory education to secondary
Will the governor be responsible for the activities of everybody, were the children maltreated by the governor?

Let me make it categorically state that, the governor's beef with the people responsible was that the matter which happen without the knowledge of the government was broadcast as if it happen in the governor's backyard.
imagine in Aba, some people operate baby factory, will you say Abia state governor is responsible for their activities, and if the scenario was broadcast international as if it was widespread or common practise in Abia state or the governor knows about it and didnt do anything, do u think the governor will take it lightly.

Development can be seen everywhere u go in Akwa Ibom state, not just the state capital and everybody is seeing it.
That is all that matters

remember to put 1500 recharge card on top of the flower, she will love you for ur brilliance

calabar

now it doesn't really matter who is at the top, the institution of statehood has failed and the center can no longer hold , GEJ is sitting on a gunpowder

Aigbofa:
I think the best solution is to make the six geo-political zones the federating units. They are not too small to be viable and not too big to do a Biafra.
And then ovehaul the constitution to ensure true federalism. Anything less is a waste of time.

Using the present zones will present a problem to the middle belt region who wishes break off from the northern interest and influence.

Assuming Sanusi is rite
Gowon finished the joke britain stated,
by creating 12 artificial states in an
artificial nation they called nigeria. The government with 36 states which
arose from equally artificial
considerations instead of from resource
oriented realities, have become
unmanageable as productive and
federating units. Federating unit means you give as well as take, not just
a resource sucker or parasite tethered
to the center by decree and corruption.
Assuming nigeria does not divide as
predicted: Most nigerians would not want a return
to 3 regions. But we identify with the
geo-political zones. So why not run
nigeria as six states, with 6 economies,
governments and federating states
with Abuja run as neutral metropolis funded from the contribution of the 6
states? Each state with its own police
administration and municipal
administration(aka local governments)
. One problem the suggestion for state
autonomy is facing is that most states are currently too small to run
autonomous, self supporting
economies, e.g. for state police, etc.
They don't have a sizeable economy to
financially support certain things
without FG intervention. So what makes them a state? But each of these six
states can have a large economy, easily: 1. Niger Delta State
2. Middle Belt state
( will exclude/include certain new
areas) 3. South-Eastern ( or Biafra ) state 4. South-Western ( or Oduduwa ) state 5. North-Western ( or Dan Fodio ) state 6. North-Eastern ( or Kanem Borno or
Boko Haram ) state That is how those we are copying [USA]
made sure the federating states can be
autonomous and viable, in a
voluntary union with a secession
clause. With this structure, the state
decides how many local governments ( better called municipal councils ) it
needs, then create and fund them itself
with tax-revenue.

From the master
Seun (m) Ogun State, Nigeria
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Offline Re: How Can You Ignite A Boring Relationship « #1 on: July 12, 2007, 09:37 AM » If the relationship is boring, why can't she be the one to think of a way to make it interesting? Nigerian women can be so passive, and that's so annoying considering how big their brains are.[b][/b]

like he said , nigeria is a very religious country and some of those police officers are even more prayerfull than you. Just beware of accidental discharge

tellwisdom:
I was always taught to look at things from both sides!!

Me too, it couldn't just happen

3 weeks and fully in love . Come back in 3 months time and tell us how the girl u love was deflowered by some guy, then we will talk

told me she was under pressure from her family to get married, I said give me 3 years, she say she can't wait so we agree to disagree, three month later call me and told me there is a man who is serious and look good and WHETHER should go for it, I said follow ur heart , six month later , she sent me a wedding invitation. She is enjoying her marriage now and I have a lovely girl beside me, though we remain friends

just wondering

Akpabio 60%

scribble:
my girlfriend always cries when she has to leave me and go to her fathers house

Na so useless cheap girls dey lose value. U never pay money for her head , she don dey prefer ur house to her papa house . After u don chop the punny tire, another go come marry am shameless §lut

idupaul:
its super, love it, switched from yahoo search 2 google search, from yahoo mail to gmail and now firefox to Gchrome, I LOVE THE GOOGLEPLEX.

Very soon u will switch from Facebook to google plus

yorke:
Yeah, very possible
Egusi 1cup-65
beef 150
vegatable 30
craftfish 20
oil 50
maggi star two 4 #5
pepper 20
pomo 100
total equals 390. Wit 390 u are sure 2 get delicious soup.

Very correct my guy, I tried it and it is possible

brainpulse:
What has N500 soup got to do with Good behavior, patience, love, respect etc? Some women can also cook with N300,and also be thorns in the flesh.

We are talking about house keeping and management here.
Of course other things follow

most girls just love the pamperring that comes with the apologies and sorry after beating, so it doesn't matter whether you make ur girl cry, just develop the skills to make her calm down, she will love you for it. And don't forget a great §ex afterwards , its like a soul binder

THEY are seven in number, of different ages,
heights, complexion and from different states
of the federation. But they have one thing in
common: robbery! The seven-man robbery
gang specialized in attacking bank customers who had gone to withdraw money in Festac
Town area of Lagos. On September 30, 2011, two members of the
gang stationed their operational motorcycle in
front of one of the second generation banks on
Second Avenue. Unfortunately, an
unsuspecting customer, later discovered to be
an accountant from one of the media houses around the area, came out of the bank and
made straight for her chauffeur-driven car. But barely had she left the bank than the gang
struck by intercepting the vehicle. They
reportedly pointed a gun at the fear-stricken
accountant, ordering her to bring the
withdrawn money. They ended up snatching
N3.8 million from her after which they mounted their motorbike and zoomed off. Opposite direction Unfortunately for them, a police patrol team
attached to Festac division was coming from
the opposite direction. On sighting the
policemen, the accountant’s driver reportedly
summoned courage by giving the robbers a
hot pursuit. In the process, he succeeded in hitting the
motorbike, thereby landing both robbers on
the ground, with the stolen money. Their pistol
dropped on the floor also. Attempt by one of
the robbers to pick the pistol and open fire at
the approaching team of policemen failed. The Police team
which was led by
the Divisional Police
Officer, DPO, Usman
Ndababo succeeded
in shooting one of the robbers on the leg after which all of them were arrested. In this interview with Crime Alert, the suspects
confessed that they have been involved in
several robberies outside and within Festac
until they met their waterloo. One of the robbery suspects who gave his
name as Orji Kalu said: “I am from Abia State. I
started robbing four years ago. But my parents
and family did not know I am into robbery. I
simply told them I was into business. What we
do is to station our motorcycles in front of any bank, waiting for anyone who came to
withdraw money. Nobody gives us information about our victims.
For the men, we usually watch closely and if
any part of their cloth is bulky, we will just pull
up to him and demand that he gave us the
money. “But for the women, it is a bit difficult to
ascertain whether they went to withdraw
money because of the handbags they usually
carry. But if we see them handling their bags
with utmost care, we would then conclude that
they withdrew money. For those who bring vehicles to the bank, we
simply identify them if, immediately after
coming out, they make straight for their car
booths. There are times we miscalculate and at
the end, realized some o f the victims only went
to deposit or went for other transactions” Asked why he did not stop before now, he
replied: “Madam, it was out of greed. I actually
contemplated on quitting at the end of this
month and travel out of the country. It is not as
if I have not made some money from it. I did
and I used them to buy commercial buses that are plying different routes. All I was looking for was just money to travel.
But I regret everything. I swear.” His partner in crime, Chijioke Aniche, a native of
Arondiziogu area of Okigwe, Imo State, said he
usually came from Port-harcourt whenever the
gang wanted to strike. He could barely speak
but managed to mutter: “I wish I had not
brought this upon myself.” With the arrest of these suspects and the initial
arrest of other suspected members of the gang,
Crime Alert gathered that Festac division had
wiped out the entire gang. Recovered from the
gang, according to Police sources, was an
English-made barretta pistol,while the recovered money was reportedly handed over
to the victim.
www.vanguardngr.com/2011/10/how-robbery-victim-overpowered-vicious-gang/

^^^confirmed
I chatted with her for some times' she is hot and crazy, she seem to know every thing from politics to romance to sports.
After turning me for some while I realised that this is nor the kind of girl I can lay easily . Deleted her the next day