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naijadrivablog:
How I wish there is road to run marathon in Abia

There is
Problem is, you will practise running, long jump and swimming

A cheating girlfriend who calls you stingy after being responsible for 75% of her upkeep ?

That's all shades of "stay away"

What strikes me is that he was just 22 years old when he appeared on national headlines as activist

Today's 22 years old are on nairaland and Twitter forming Team Tacha Titans

All we need is restructuring

Make una leave this girl to concentrate on her upcoming movie

Obasanjo removed toll gate and pay off all debts with $30 a barrel after inheriting a battered economy from the military
Buhari reintroduce toll gate, piled up debts with $60 a barrel after inheriting the 3rd fastest growing economy in the world

The 35k is not the problem for me, the problem is 7am to 6pm including Sat and holiday

Big uncle lives in London

Okoroawusa:
So it's only when PDP wins that we can say Victory for democracy?

Whenever there is a judgment not based on technicalities, it is a victory for democracy

Nigeria judiciary should have a system where an alternative judgment is made in spite of technicalities

There should be an alternate judgment where the question "what if the result sheets were Certified true copies

NwaAmaikpe:




It is wrong by all standards for anyone to call Buhari a dead man just because he is lifeless.

It is very rude and grossly unacceptable.

Your Foul-mouth is legendary

Goodbloke:
Please sir is it compulsory i attend a computer school in order for me to learn it , and is learning it online possible ?

If your brain is as sharp as mine , I will suggest you learn the rudiments on your own (time, discipline and focus), then you can then pay money to learn advanced levels.
Learning on your own is better if you see yourself trying to solve a problem

So that you declare me a terrorist?

Go and fulfill your promises first.
The list too long so while you are reading, let me tune to CNTV and watch how a serious nation celebrate their anniversary

1. Ban on government officials from going abroad for medical treatment: FAILED
2. State and community: FAILED
3. Public declaration of assets and liabilities: FAILED
4. Introduction of National Gender Policy and offer of 35 per cent appointment to women: FAILED
5. Creation of three million jobs per year: FAILED
6. The revival of Ajaokuta Steel Company: FAILED
7. Creation of a Social Welfare Programme where a minimum of N5000 would be paid to 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens: FAILED
8. Building one of the fastest-growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging 10 per cent annually. FAILED
9. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least 20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted power supply within 10 years. FAILED
10. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory. FAILED
11. Payment of allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for 12 months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programme. FAILED
12. Establishment of a free-tuition and scholarship scheme for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in science subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related courses. FAILED
13. Creation of 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation per annum (20,000 per state) FAILED
14. Creating additional middle-class of at least 2 million new homeowners in our first year in government and 1 million annually thereafter. FAILED
15. Creating a National Conflict Resolution Commission to prevent, mitigate and resolve civil conflicts within the polity. FAILED
16. Building six centres of excellence to address the needs of special education – FAILED
17. Establishing a national mortgage system to lend funds at single-digit interest rates for prospective homeowners. FAILED
18. Creating a national infrastructural development bank to provide loans at nominal interest rates exclusively for this sector - FAILED
19. Raising life expectancy level by an additional 10 years on average - FAILED
20. Construction of 3,000km of superhighways with service trunks - FAILED
21. Ensuring a minimum number of seats in the National Assembly are reserved for women. FAILED
22. Making free education at primary, secondary and tertiary levels for Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) and education - FAILED
23. Establishing a single ECOWAS currency by 2020 under Nigeria’s leadership: FAILED
24. Making naira stable at the international market - FAILED
25. Early identification of talents and making them participate in games locally and internationally to enable them to become professionals – FAILED
26. Giving up to 20 per cent of the national budget for the educational sector while also making substantial investments in training quality teachers at all levels –FAILED
27. Establishing world-class sports academy and training institutes- FAILED
28. Amending the Nigerian Constitution to ensure devolution of powers, duties, and responsibilities to states in order to entrench true Federalism - FAILED
29. Establishing a strong business relationship with top emerging economies including Brazil, Russia, India and China (BRIC) and other strategic partners around the world -FAILED
30. Consolidation of INEC to reduce and if possible, eliminate electoral malpractices in the country’s political space - FAILED
31. Implementing a full erosion and shoreline protection across the country - FAILED
32. Protecting the rights of women as enshrined in the 1999 Constitution - FAILED
33. Boosting the Nigerian football league to make it as competitive as other national leagues – FAILED
34. Balancing the economy across the regions and the creation of six Regional Economic Development Agencies (REDAs) to drive competitiveness – FAILED
35. Full implementation of the National Identification Scheme – FAILED
36. Development of national sanitation plans to clean up the country – FAILED
37. Creation of a Commodity Board to ensure the best pricing for selected crops and facilitate storage of agricultural products – FAILED
38. Providing full disclosure to the media of government contracts over N100m, prior to award and during implementation at a regular interval - FAILED
39. Funding Nollywood to fully develop into world class movie industry so it can compete on good terms with Hollywood and Bollywood – FAILED
40. Amending the Constitution to remove immunity from prosecution for elected officers in a criminal case – FAILED
41. Making policies to halt the pollution of coastal lines, rivers and waterways in the Niger Delta and other parts of the country – FAILED
42. Reforming and strengthening the justice system for efficient administration and dispensation of justice with the creation of special courts for accelerated hearing of corruption, drug trafficking, terrorism and ancillary cases – FAILED
43. Increasing national health expenditure per person per annum from less than N10, 000 to about N50, 000 – FAILED
44. Reducing maternal mortality by more than 70 per cent within four years – FAILED
45. Abolition of state of origin and replacing it with state of residence to ensure Nigerians are Nigerians first, before anything else - FAILED
46. Creating a Crime Squad to combat terrorism, kidnapping, armed robbery, militancy, ethno-religious and communal clashes in the country – FAILED
47. Making Information Technology, Manufacturing, Agriculture and Entertainment key drivers of our economy – FAILED
48. Creating a N300 billion Regional Growth Fund (average of N50bn in each geo-political zone) to be managed by the REDAs – FAILED
49. Amending the Constitution and the Land Use Act to create freehold/leasehold interests in land along with matching grants for states to create a nationwide electronic land title register on a state by state basis – FAILED
50. Building of at least one functioning airport in each of the 36 states – FAILED
51. A constitutional amendment to oblige local governments in the country to publishminutes of their meetings, service performance data, and spending over N10 million –FAILED
52. Construction of an airport in Ekiti State - FAILED
53. Reduction of HIV/AIDs infection rate by 50 percent and other infectious diseases by 75 percent - FAILED
54. Ensuring that political officer holders earn salaries and emoluments as determined and approved by the Revenue Mobilization and Fiscal Commission (RMFAC)
55. Ending gas flaring and ensuring sales of at least half of gas produced within the country - FAILED
56. Prompt passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and addressing local content issues in the oil and gas sector – FAILED
57. Establishment of at least six new universities of science and technology with satellite campuses in states of the Federation – FAILED
58. Increasing the number of doctors from 19 per 1000 population to 50 per 1000 - FAILED
59. Strengthening operational and legal instruments to discipline members of the Armed Forces over confirmed cases of human rights violations – FAILED
60. Free maternal and child healthcare services – FAILED
61. Upgrading all Federal Government-owned hospitals to world-class facilities within five years – FAILED
62. The defeat of Boko Haram and the rehabilitation and reintegration of repentant insurgents - FAILED

And that is how to celebrate an anniversary

Terrorism is the only charge you can use to detain anyone indefinitely.
Buhari has taught them how to apply military force in democracy

Y did they put a rising sun behind the flag,
Is like they are mixing up Nigeria and Bia fra

See photo
https://www.nairaland.com/5445144/nigeria-army-considers-spiritual-warfare

Everyone to himself.
The armed forces have decided to join Buhari to pray for the end of insecurity in Nigeria.

The Army organizes Seminar to engage Spiritual Warfare in the fight against Boko Haram

Depressed101:
. if na play a beg stop am

Na play
Now your mind is clear, go for full checkup and treatment for the other of your stuff

The Lab Attendant was right, you shouldn't have eaten before they take your blood sample, it interfere with your results and gives false hope.

Wait till 3 months, then take another test, this time, don't eat

Help the Mods, report such post immediately with the report button

Front = Lexus
Back = Acura
Number plate = Honda

ubcandid:
It's clearly stated that a section of them from outside the state are pushing for it. It's a NO. NO.

In early 2000, "those outside the state were already using UEC and respected the hierarchy of QIC National body, it was when some indigenes from" outside "decided to have their own structure after failing to hijack the hierarchy to effect name change that anarchy entered

ubcandid:
Why would the brethren outside decide they want a Change of name when they came into the church knowing its origin. Let them leave or go form their own church. They can't come and dictate for the organization. The likes of Lutheran are still there and no body is complaining. We know the ethnic group who always want to high jack power in people's domain.

Thank God you included the "brethren outside".
The Church is the congregation, if the entire congregation decides for a name change, you can't tell them to leave the church

Hope you are considering the cost effectiveness of your plan.
Biodegradables, for now are expensive. If you transfer the cost to the consumer and your competitors are selling the same quality water content at cheaper price. Your sales will suffer

National Population Commission
Go to Federal Secretariat or general hospital to inquire

Earthquake1:
I'm not a mad people specialist abeg no mention me again

I was about to bring you another case �

Don't drink water after 6, set alarm for regular emptying of bladder at night

Then (from personal experience), when about to pee, identify up to 3 colors of nearby objects before you do it, at least, you will be more conscious of whether you are dreaming or not

Bath regularly, keep clothes clean and dry, wear light clothing. Keep yourself dry as much as possible

If it's as a result of bleaching, take more red oil and vitamin c then pray