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Civil Defence should just organize a friendly match between these two, enough of these internet Smackdown

You still dey call am Fiancee?

BASIC COURTESY AND MANNERS

A child taught properly and given guidance shows good manners. Kids should be taught to greet their peers and adults alike. They should be taught to clean after themselves as it makes them more responsible at an early age. They should be taught table manners, taught to thank their parents or providers after a meal, after a gift or after a service rendered them. This teaches them gratefulness rather than entitlement, which is a problem with many adults in today’s world.

Abusing an elderly gateman or houseboy and allowing your child to join in breeds Disrespect but most parents do not understand that

Laidebrain:
But GOTV is also a Nigerian provider, they are a subsidiary of NTA

Gotv is South African and a subsidiary of MultiChoice (DStv)
Startimes is Nigeria/China collabo and a subsidiary of NTA
TSTV is wholly Nigeria

Lucid1:
Why are some people on this forum so outrightly stupid? 'Share your experience' and people that have not experienced it are posting impertinent and useless comments. Why don't you watch the space and maybe people with first hand experience would post so we could all get informed, rather than fill the thread with useless comments.

I keep telling people Nairaland is not Twitter,. If your comment doesn't add value, keep quiet, don't "tweet"

masturbating your wife/husband or manual sex does not make a woman pregnant,

Holy , ok just walk with stone face, spread legs and climb. You mean Christians should make love like animals?

withrawal methods, condoms and contraceptives does not permit pregnancy.

And keep breeding beyond your means

Phone text/video sex does not make for pregnancy.

No romantic text, no love words, don't even fantasize about your wife because it doesn't make pregnancy

My signature stands

What is this one even saying?
After listening to a lively speech, they saw "next on the agenda is the president of Nigeria" , they didn't bother staying

MiztaYouneek:
If you are in New York and you are the one that took this picture and you are very sure they left the seat empty immediately PMB took the stand then that's fine its an embarrassment.
But if you are just assuming that they left when he took the stand because you see some empty seats without knowing why those seats are empty or if they have been like that even before he took the stand, then be very careful how you assume so that you won't assume and find yourself in jail one day.

I remember

UIA04:
Me I don't know about this naira and kobo ish.

On my airtel line, I just load 1k. I automatically recieve 1.5k for airtel calls and 1.5k for other networks that last about a week or so.
It also gives me 500mb free data.

Then I multiply the initial 1k to get 5k for calls.

I also use 2k for data so I can get about 10k for calls and about 12gb of data all from 3k.

Anyone understand this math?

The level of reliance on public infrastructure in some places makes me wonder if we are having a blessing in disguise
We provide everything for ourselves
Security : Mai guard and vigilante
Water : Borehole
Electricity : Generator
Education : private school
Roads : repair during sanitation
We have less than 5% reliance on government

If there were to be an apocalypse, when all technology fails, Nigerians would be among the first to raise from the dust

True talk
The North that have been enjoying the Presidency, no change in their welfare, just few elites getting richer
Rochas was my biggest disappointment, his philanthropy during Obasanjo time made me believe he would be the people's president Ndi'Igbo needed but his exploit in Imo State was terrible
Igbo Presidency would just be few individuals getting richer whereas what we need are good roads, international Airport, Ibom Seaport. We will do the rest

Compared to the outrage the upgrade before this one brought, I think this particular upgrade has been generally accepted.
The flat design and easy to read fonts is good

Nwaboy think say na Naija wey 70% of school relationships starts with raape

A Will or proper next of kin documentation would have solved this

Should that even be a problem, clearing the phone doesn't mean anything

Walk into the bank and start investigation, they will get your last transactions, the account details of the recipient and Blacklist the account till the owner comes forward.
Then take the details to the Police, oh sorry, the police stole your money. In that case, go to your village and meet baba

Fish you no chop, bone wan come chuck you. Never!

Ask for the drugs side effects, you should be alright.
I doubt if the virus can survive that long outside a host

If una like come Duara come kidnap everybody
Next Level is sure

If you pay in money we charge you
Withdraw we charge you
Keep money in bank and buy online, we charge you
Pay more for VAT
N5. 5bn for our senators car is sacrosanct
Minimum wage can wait unless you agree to 9.5% increase
Fuel subsidy is still scam unless we are the ones paying it
Don't hope on Osinbajo, his 10k tradimoni has been taken away from him, except you want him for condolence visits
We are closing borders in the south, only northern borders remain open so that we can have the targeted 45 million Fulani herdsmen to begin RUGA

Don't worry, we will find a way to make sure APC supporters don't pay the new VAT

If una like kill unasef, na 4 years we go dey

Olufela30:
Next, you'd see him on next years big brother naija !!

Fvvked system..

I will switch to Startimes, my child should not behold such iniquity

Next stage would be rubbishing.

Won't be surprised if EFCC discover $2bn missing under him

Should have left it at 8 months ago o

He said: “If you remember when the president came to Kano on official visit, I actually talk about closing the borders with the Republic of Benin.

You dey for Kano, Benin border come concern you pass Niger border

Does it include custom clearance?

Be like 2Face and Blackface

Ewo

Creative individuals like Sir Dee and Jackey out leaving societal menace like Tacha and Mercy

It's a reflection of the generality of Nigerians sha, I'm not surprised

Can't you guys stop all these electric stuff for now?

Common 3000 mAh phone battery, we still find it difficult to get full charge

GoogleVoiceSell:
Samsung s7 available for 25k
The back and front glass can be changed with 3k
No issues.
Good battery 4gb RAM 32gb ROM.

Y you no change am and sell it for 30k

jovialswag:
You want to sue your landlord for naija

No mind am, him no even happy say him go soon expire or is he living for free