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fineboynl:
she might be a lesbian and using me to save face..

Is she disrespectful?
Can't she cook?
Does she hide stuff on her phone?
Is she wasteful?
Is she neat?

If the reason you want to push her away is none of the above, then you are not ready for a relationship.
You can as well stop wasting her time

Why waste energy to make her wet when there are lubricant everywhere or las las groundnut oil

Even if churches were to establish business, it must be registered and fully audited

The North is deceive by the rigging figures and think they can now singlehandedly select a president.
After Buhari the truth will out

My friend wey use Hilux with govt plate number dey deceive girls and chance police

When politics enters the Church

You elevate politicians to high places in the Church because of money and expect the Holy Spirit to still be your guide?

Qua Iboe Church expanded beyond Akwa Ibom, the brethren outside the state decided they needed a more balanced name, that was okay.

To change the name outside the state was easy but inside the state is where you meet 4 generations members, it won't be that easy. Qua Iboe Church was established in 1887

I will fight kwarupsion

I stayed in 1-bedroom (mini) flat after wedding.
Because, most importantly , I wanted to discourage overnight visitors as much as possible. We needed quality bonding time together at least first year before the baby comes.

Although even if I had gotten a 2-bedroom flat, I would use one as store room.
If you have gotten more than enough wedding gifts, you will surely need a place to put away some stuff while still keeping your flat neat and decent. My luck was that the upstairs flat I got, I am the sole user of the staircase and under the staircase is enough room for stuff

Dis one wey you wan sell am fast fast, wetin happen

bravesoul247:
who is talking about Tacha? We said, post it here. You don't just put a website and expect us to visit it

It's not my site mind you, however when I was doing tech stuff like that, I made sure my tutorials were top notch will descriptive images, even copying to Nairaland won't help you cos you just can't lift all the images.
It was always a knowledge-based articles full of original images and ranking high on Google.

Why I left? The same stuff that corrupts the Nigerian entrepreneurial spirit = politics money

I will be back bigger though

This one fit make people start to donate private jets for her

Passionate888:
Post it here

bravesoul247:
Share it here.

Go and read it there if you want to know
That is not Tacha material that you take 30 seconds to write and post

Restructure Nigeria and watch corruption fizzle out

ola33t:
What would you have expected when she herself was a victim of the issue on ground.

Do you expect her to go there and start calling her husband a child abuser or what?

Victim? She is a proud beneficiary of child marriage

Wickedfacts:
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This one sef pass budget wey them pad. See as e wrote story like Soyinka.

My friend, forget the nonsense you typed up there. Tacha is out and you all can go to Hell.

Maybe WHO can sign her as an example of skin deterioration or UNICEF can sign her as an example of an ill-bred and uncultured human.

Forgive me lawd but I wanted Bobrisky to sign her

Civil Defence should just organize a friendly match between these two, enough of these internet Smackdown

You still dey call am Fiancee?

BASIC COURTESY AND MANNERS

A child taught properly and given guidance shows good manners. Kids should be taught to greet their peers and adults alike. They should be taught to clean after themselves as it makes them more responsible at an early age. They should be taught table manners, taught to thank their parents or providers after a meal, after a gift or after a service rendered them. This teaches them gratefulness rather than entitlement, which is a problem with many adults in today’s world.

Abusing an elderly gateman or houseboy and allowing your child to join in breeds Disrespect but most parents do not understand that

Laidebrain:
But GOTV is also a Nigerian provider, they are a subsidiary of NTA

Gotv is South African and a subsidiary of MultiChoice (DStv)
Startimes is Nigeria/China collabo and a subsidiary of NTA
TSTV is wholly Nigeria

Lucid1:
Why are some people on this forum so outrightly stupid? 'Share your experience' and people that have not experienced it are posting impertinent and useless comments. Why don't you watch the space and maybe people with first hand experience would post so we could all get informed, rather than fill the thread with useless comments.

I keep telling people Nairaland is not Twitter,. If your comment doesn't add value, keep quiet, don't "tweet"

masturbating your wife/husband or manual sex does not make a woman pregnant,

Holy , ok just walk with stone face, spread legs and climb. You mean Christians should make love like animals?

withrawal methods, condoms and contraceptives does not permit pregnancy.

And keep breeding beyond your means

Phone text/video sex does not make for pregnancy.

No romantic text, no love words, don't even fantasize about your wife because it doesn't make pregnancy

My signature stands

What is this one even saying?
After listening to a lively speech, they saw "next on the agenda is the president of Nigeria" , they didn't bother staying

MiztaYouneek:
If you are in New York and you are the one that took this picture and you are very sure they left the seat empty immediately PMB took the stand then that's fine its an embarrassment.
But if you are just assuming that they left when he took the stand because you see some empty seats without knowing why those seats are empty or if they have been like that even before he took the stand, then be very careful how you assume so that you won't assume and find yourself in jail one day.

I remember

UIA04:
Me I don't know about this naira and kobo ish.

On my airtel line, I just load 1k. I automatically recieve 1.5k for airtel calls and 1.5k for other networks that last about a week or so.
It also gives me 500mb free data.

Then I multiply the initial 1k to get 5k for calls.

I also use 2k for data so I can get about 10k for calls and about 12gb of data all from 3k.

Anyone understand this math?

The level of reliance on public infrastructure in some places makes me wonder if we are having a blessing in disguise
We provide everything for ourselves
Security : Mai guard and vigilante
Water : Borehole
Electricity : Generator
Education : private school
Roads : repair during sanitation
We have less than 5% reliance on government

If there were to be an apocalypse, when all technology fails, Nigerians would be among the first to raise from the dust

True talk
The North that have been enjoying the Presidency, no change in their welfare, just few elites getting richer
Rochas was my biggest disappointment, his philanthropy during Obasanjo time made me believe he would be the people's president Ndi'Igbo needed but his exploit in Imo State was terrible
Igbo Presidency would just be few individuals getting richer whereas what we need are good roads, international Airport, Ibom Seaport. We will do the rest

Compared to the outrage the upgrade before this one brought, I think this particular upgrade has been generally accepted.
The flat design and easy to read fonts is good

Nwaboy think say na Naija wey 70% of school relationships starts with raape

A Will or proper next of kin documentation would have solved this