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To whom it may concern,

LETTER OF APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF THE FIRST L_DY OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIJIRIA

In response to you advert on SAHARA reporters for the vacancy of the post of the 1st _ady as created by the untimely and unfortunate "fiam" of "Our Daily Beloved Follow Windows" which occurred at far away country of Mercedes Manufaction and Produce, i Chief Miss Bridget Wisdom Opportunist Mgbojirikwe humbly beg to apply for the honorable post of the first La_y. I believe I have efery thing neded to execute my tax to the proproly.

I was burn in the 31 Feb. 1961 and I jus 21 years old. I can go all night for 24 day non stop without food or water. My headlamp na halogen and my traficator the blind eye. to crown it all I also have a decree in engrish and awusa language plus yoruba.

My strong hold is TRY AND SEE.
I hope my humble apply will receipt favorably reply.

I am yours
Enthusiastical
Mgboo

Dear heavenly i beg father put me back in the garden of EDEN with my lovely wife, make the serpent come try me, make i show am say i be correct NIJA-MAN make i show am pepper in fact na me go deceive the devil this time.

Heavenly father grant me the ability to live happily in a peaceful world full of groove, with no problems for ever and ever.

OUR HOSPITALS ARE WELL EQUIPPED TO.........

Our schools are not well equipped to teach our children,
Our roads are not well equipped to..
Our this and our that na so so story we dey hia for dis Nija

Na waooo

BOKO! NA DEM WIN OOO. BAKASSI AND OPC GET SOMETHING IN COMMON. BUT MASSOB AND LASMA I NO FIT EXPAIN

i'm happy for I GO LIVE. but if na for developed country the security auditors will immediately come for audit. just to be sure he is not cutting corners and by the way how do these people pay their tax.

make e just go back to his original job, i bet he has gotten enough happenings to write his songs for the rest of his life.

Mr poster i agree with you 75%. until the people of aba decide to change their attitude , the environment will continue to rubbish and over come them. I can't imagine a community where people trow their waste out in the rain whenever rain is falling. and the flood will just take it from their frontage to not more than 150m away and hang it there. when the rain stops you see them jumping up and down to cross the same heap of dirt they just threw out. very funny. If the govt do not come to your aid does it mean you will not do your simple part? The people of aba has a very long way to go to change their mentality. though no be all of them oooo

this may be a nice mansion but i bet you its not as peaceful/homely as my little house of no regret..............after-all the owner still move about with a fleet of security convoy.

MAKE UNA NO FINISH THE "OK" WE DEY FOR THIS NIRALAND OO OOOOKKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYYUYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
--stammering--

ITS VERY VERY VERY UNFORTUNATE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO RULED THIS COUNTRY AFTER THE BIAFRAN WAR COULD NOT CONTINUE WITH THE PLANNING OF THESE CITIES. THE LIVING POPULATION IN ABA AS A PLACE HAVE LONG SURPASSED THE AREA IN VIEW HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THAT. THE PLANNING ENDED AT NGWA ROAD EVEN AS YOU CAN SEE BUT AFTER THERE ITS HELL. JUST WISH THE BIRD CAN LOOK THAT SIDE AND SHOW US WHAT THEY SEE. NA DIE

WHY DID THE DEVIL ENTER THIS GOOD NATION?

NICE CATOONS KEEP IT UP FOR.............LAFFFSSS SAKE

THESE PEOPLE WILL SOON STEAL NIGERIA LAME, BLIND, BEAF AND DUMP. NIJA DON DIE, DEM WAN STEAL AM CRIPPLE.

DEAR NIGERIANS,
THESE REPRESANTATIVES ARE REPRESENTING SOME PEOPLE IN SOME INDIVIDUAL CONSTITUENCIES, I THINK ITS TIME TO INVITE THESE PEOPLE BACK HOME AND CALL THEM BACK TO ORDER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH NIGERIANS, ONCE THEY CLIMB UP THERE THEY FORGET WHERE THEY ARE COMING FROM AND WHAT THEIR MANDATES ARE. WE SENT THESE PEOPLE TO GO AND REPRESENT US BECAUSE EVERY BODY CANNOT BE THERE AT THE SAME TIME. SO WHY ARE THEY RIDING EVERYBODY AS IF WE AL ARE SOME SORT OF BUNCH OF FOOLS. PLS LETS GET THESE PEOPLE BACK ON TRACK.

ENOUGH OF THESE JOKES

THIS GUY HAS JUST SHORTENED HIS LIFE SPAN - THE FASTER YOU RUN THE QUICKER YOU GET TO YOUR DESTINATION. TAKE LIFE EASY ONE - DAY AT A TIME :oTHIS GUY HAS JUST SHORTENED HIS LIFE SPAN - THE FASTER YOU RUN THE QUICKER YOU GET TO YOUR DESTINATION. TAKE LIFE EASY ONE - DAY AT A TIME

MEHN I WILL LIKE TO SEE THIS DAMSEL DOES ANYONE HAVE HER CONTACT.

ONE MAN GOES TO JAIL FOR STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE WHILE ANOTHER MAN IS EMBRACED FOR EMBEZZELLING PUBLIC FUND AND COLLECTING BRIBES AND PUTTING THE POOR INTO MORE POVERTY. NA WAOOOO FOR NIJA. BUT ONE DAY THE POOR WILL SURELY RISE AGAINST THE RICH WICKED RULERS....GADDAFI NEVER SAW IT COMING

ITS OKAY. ANOTHER LEVEL TO FASION

Y DE CAR NO GET LICENCE PLATE NUMBER NAA. ABI WEN U BUY EXPENSIVE MOTO ROAD SAFETY GO DE FEAR TO GIVE AM NUMBER/PARTICULARS.
NNA IF I BE POLICE I WILL EMPOND DIS MOTO RIGHT AWAY.

EWWOOO! UUCCHHHEEEEE!! AHHHHH!!! U U U U CCCCHHHEEEE!!1 YES YES YES NO NO YES !!!! UUCCCCC HHHHHH.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

IF AND ONLY IF ALL MEN WERE LIKE THIS .NO1 WILL TAKE A BRIBE OF $620K.

I CRY FOR ABIA. ABIA HAS NO PLACE IN THE HISTORY OF FYNE SCENES NOT EVEN 1. CAN ANY1 SHOW US A BEAUTIFUL PICS OF ANYWHERE IN ABIA...... SEE SMALL SMEALL ENCOURAGEMENT FROM OTHER STATES NA WAOOO

I LIKE NIGERIANS, WE ARE REALLY WISE PEOPLE. MANY OF US EVEN HERE IN NIRALAND PREDICTED THE OUTCOME OF THIS SCANDAL FROM THE FIRST DAY AND HERE IT IS JUST LIKE WE SAID IT. NO WAHALA LETS JUST WAIT FOR ANOTHER SCANDAL. THESE THINGS HAVE BECOME A WAY OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS COUNTRY. SOME1 THIEF, SOME1 CATCH AM, SOME1 TELL US, THEN SOMEONE CLOSE AM. - SO IF SOME1 STEALS MONEY AND SPEND IT BEFORE HE WAS CAUGHT HE WILL NO LONGER BE PENALISED COS TH MASTER EVIDENCE IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. FUNNY EHH! IN OTHER DEVELOPING COUNTRIES IF YOU COMMIT A CRIME AND IS CAUGHT EVEN AFTER 20 YEARS U R MADE TO PAY BUT HIA IN NIJA.....I LAUGH

Make dem check this info very welloo. Its easy to claim I'm dead after owing all this amount only to ressuret in another planet/country to enjoy the looth. I heard of someguys who published their own obi just because of dept matter.

Hi baby my name is WILLFRED EBELE JO...no need to complete am - the youngest brother to GOODLUCK EBE..... anyway do care for a ride? and she already in you car.

hi, I've been starving since I stoped feeding from my mothers chest please can i feed on ur table and seat.

ABIA - FOR TRAVELLERS FROM UMUAHIA TO THE CAMP THAT NAME (UMUNNA) IS NOT A COMMON NAME AMONG THE DRIVERS. PLEASE TELL THE DRIVER (ITEM OR IGBERE) BOTH ARE TOWNS IN BENDE LGA ITS ON THE SAME ROUTE AND THE CAMP IS LOCATED BETWEEN THE TWO TOWNS ALONG THE MAJOR ROAD. BUT PLEASE TELL THEM YOU'LL DROP AT THE ORIENTATION CAMP ITS ON A PROMINENT JNX ON THAT ROUTE.

ANY BABE THAT I PAY AFTER A WEEKEND GROOVE IS SIMPLY A PROST...........TE AND ITS ACCORDING TO AGREED RATES BUT ANYTIME MY GF COMES FOR WEEKEND GROOVE ITS JUST GROOVE AND LEAVE COS I GIVE MY BABE[b][/b]S MONEY ANYTIME - WEEKEND GROOVE OR NO WEEKEND GROOVE

iN nIGERIA TODAY SOOO MANY PEOPPPPLE ARE AGGGREIEVED BECAUSE OF THE HIGH LEVEL OF CORRUPTION IN THE CORRIDORS OF POWER. PEOPLE TAKE SOOOO MUCH MONEY FROM THE PUBLIC FUND AND NOTHING IS DONE ABOUT IT. INSTEAD THE POLICE GUIDES AND PROTECTS THIER HOMES. SOO MANY HAVE LOST HOPE IN THIS PROJECT CALLED NIGERIA AND ARE READY TO DO ANY NONSENSE TO IT. LET THE CLEANSING START FROM THE TOP - KILL THOSE WHO HAVE COMMITTED CRIME IMPRISON THOSE WNO HAVE STOLEN FROM US AND THERE'LL BE SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON MAN. THE MONEY THAT THESE PEOPLE STEAL IS ENOUGH TO CHANGE THE LIVES OF SOOOOO MANY.

JUST LOOK AT OUR ROADS, NO ELECTRICITY NO HOSPITALS, NO SCHOOLS, UNIVERITIES ARE FOR THE RICH ONLY. IN FACT NIGERIA IS FINISHED. MANY OF THE LEADES OF TODAY ARE FROM POOR HOMES BUT THEY ENJOYED FREE EDUCATION AND MEDICAL CARE SET UP BY THOSE IN LEADERSHIP THEN. BUT TODAY THE SAME PEOPLE PAY US BACK BY STEALING THAT WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED TO SEND OTHERS TO SCHOOL

HOWEVER THIS CLEANSING IS GOING TO BE DONE I DON'T KNOW. BUT I KNOW THATS THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE THE HOPE OF NIGERIANS. ITS UNFORTUNATE SOME PEOPLE IN THE NORTH HAVE CHOOSEN TO MAKE THIER STATEMENT THIS WAY BUT I BELIEVE THAT IF SANITY IS RESTORED IN THIS PROJECT SOOOOO MANY PEOPLE WILL CHANGE THEIR THINKING AND ACTIONS.

THIS VC THAT IS COMPLAINING IS WITH HIS FAMILY HERE IN UK AND HE WANTS OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN TO BE ROASTED IN THAT GADDEM UNIV. IS ANY OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS STILL IN KADUNA THE ANS. IS CAPITAL NO!!

They should rather go and expose those thier brothers who are behind these daily bombing instead of going to stand guard for church service. THEY KNOW ALL OF THEM!

The issue here is not the authenticity of the passport. If there is anything wrong with passport then the police should have been civil about it, report to thr relevant bodies and carry out the relevant proceedings. This is tantamount to destroying our national flag. There should be thorough investigation to this action or else................