₦airaland Forum

I heard a very loud horn in my sleep this morning. I was very happy that finally God has blown the trumpet. Only for me to wake up and it was a tiper bringing chippings to a work site at the end of our estate.

Whoever that is holding that trumpet should hurrry up and do the needful. Nija is finished.

I think they were asking her for the receipt of the palm fruits and her driving licence together with the particulars of the bike. Please check very well.

After all Okorocha has finished all the cake in the market. Sorry next year tell him to remain some for other peoples birthday celebration. Thank you for using one cake only.

debeo:
Oga thats nọt a Nigerian plate no

AHD is for Ahoda Local Government Plate Number and its in River State
Sorry for busting your bubble on this one.

Yerima and KANU sat for the same examination. After marking the scripts the pass mark for Yerima was put at 25% and that of KANU was put at 85%. Yet today Yerima thinks he and KANU are equal intellectually. Today I stand to challenge any Northerner to enter the same Examination hall with a Southerner (Ibo man) and be placed on same scoring conditions be it Common entrance or Jamb, let's see who is the illiterate here. Yerima should be ashamed of himself comparing his educationally disadvantaged brothers with intellectuals from the South. Let the system put us all on the same measure and let the true competition begin. I know they will certainly bring out their Dagas and IEDs. After all that's what they can do best. Violence is their food. Why is it that Northerners are always carrying weapon (Daga), is it part of their dressing. Whenever a Southerner ask for equity and justice all the northerners will hear is War, war and War. I don't believe any body is ready for war here. Its still very simple if we are going to continue this friendship and marriage why don't we discuss it and decide a way forward but they are afraid . I thought they say a clear conscience fears no accusations. Well my humble opinion here.

madam presenter please go back to him when he is in better mood and interview him. You'll see he is facing KARMA. He must be paying for the all his evils. I don't trust these men with the gun they can do anything. KARMA is a bitch.

For those who really want to know the truth about the unpaid N-power volunteers, hear this.
I have followed N-Power since the inception because many of my friends and relations are involved. First of all the N-Power scheme knows that there will be problems from the beginning and they capitalized on it to make their dou. Asks me how.
They use BVN to synchronize their volunteer details and they deliberately altered some peoples details so that it will not match the enrollment details. As such the pay for most of these volunteers are cooling down in their fixed deposit accounts multiplying for them.
My sister whose account details I personally filled for her during enrollment was found missing when she went for the last verification on June the record said -NO BANK CHOSEN- and as such she is yet to be paid. But the account name and number with BVN is in their record.
My fiancée whom I also filled her details has an omission of her middle name which is in her BVN deliberately removed from her N-Power details and as such too she is yet to receive a dime.
My friends wife has not also been paid because her name changed due to marriage and N-Power claims it will be rectified. But for how long with all the verifications and phone calls, emails and whatever. You see an insider has informed me that the stipends for all these people had been paid a long time. Sorry for this great country for the kind of workers/leaders we churn out. We all being bedeviled by corruption.

wey those bokoharam boys, I think they need to come kidnap someone here. at least the person fit get opportunity meet Trump tomorrow.

I can't see tonto dike oh sorry messin johnson

I watched this drama as it unfolded today and all I can say is that the day revolution will start in this country is very soon and its just going to be like this. all I could see was that many people are getting it up to their neck in Nigeria. Honestly the clock is ticking and ticking real fast. The earlier our MISLEADERS understand this the better for us all.

I may not be a fan of any politician cause we don't yet have the right ones. but the comment that" he just did the right thing" is what 99.9% of Nigerians are still lacking. just wish more Nigerians can do same whenever the situation calls.

Nigeria has not grown to the level of prosecuting these type of criminals. He will definitely frustrate the trial with his league of SAN after all that's what all the looters are doing. in Nigeria when money speaks bull sh....t works. But If Orji enters UK they will definitely make him a next door neighbour to Ibori. ABIA STATE IS THE ONLY STATE IN NIGERIA WITHOUT ONE SINGLE FLYOVER ANYEHERE. And the worst roads east of the Niger. Yet we call it Gods own state. Their Mama left ny....sh. Nonsense.

Devil will reject these ones after the N/A have finished their work on them.

Little secret! No tell anybody ooo as we speak another babe just dey open leg for the guy now. There must be something.

Ethiopia gets their dollar from US and Nigeria gets theirs from USA. That the reason. Kpam. Don't ask ne how

Where will the magistrate in Obigbo drive his own when there is no single road in Obigbo. I pity my country Nigeria. I only hope the car can fly or else they are useless.

But this government no dey try at all. They were able to pay 60K to militants on amnesty who contributes absolutely nothing to the progress of this country. Now they will pay 23' to teachers that will create the future in or children. THERE IS. GOD ooo!

Hillzy:
Chai, my Ipob yoots see wat our hero has been reduce to n been treated like a common criminal







God Bless PMB
God Bless One Nigeria

Exactly what the Pharises said to JESUS but today his message and faithstill reigns Supreme. Let's wait and see

Your earing and your lipstick though na HIT but your boxers na MISS.

lantres000:
hahahahah Akamas of Old finally burnt.I was even thinking cos of road rehabilitation they would have destroyed the place self.Thats the scariest brothel in the WORLD. The youngest Olosho you see there is 50 Years.

At least let them get a life

Akamas of Old this name though good for nigerian movie

Hell is REAL

Let truth be told, Nigeria is not really fighting against these corrupt leader but against the foreign/countries banks and custodians of these looted funds. Do we really believe that these banks will ever want to repatriate all the fund in their custody. They already have all these sicknesses domicile in the body of these criminals just waiting for the day they will either ask for their money or the government will come for them and in a press of one button or on injection the death process is automated. Know it that the day you lodge stolen fund in any ones hand be it foreign banks or individual is the day you signed your death warrant after all he know the money is stolen money. So I'm never surprised when they fall sick the mention of their case by DSS or EFCC that same day the bank will turn on their amber button after all their useful age has expired. Oyibo is still using US and will continue to do same.

I'm so so sorry for this country. U see these lazy criminals actually knew that what they were doing was so wrong but they kept doing it simply because no one was ready to call them to order, now they are all hiding under one sickness or the other to evade justice. I just wonder what they will do with all these monies. Human are worst creation made by God. Does it really mean that some lazy people cannot survive without stealing. I just thank God that for once let people exercise some restrain in the speed they use in rushing into wrong doings. I believe Nigeria will be better soon.

How old are you?

sweetgala:
It is one of the languages we speak. On many of the insignia worldwide the Latin language is used even when none of them speak Latin and never did as a nation.

How will other Nigerians feel if the Nigerian pledge was written and read in Efik after all its still one of the languages we speak in Nigeria. You see Nigeria is always doing things that will divide us instead of doing things that will unite us. What is the rational in writing a language that is read by only one region on a national emblem. Odikwa Risky.

My colleague's wife was the one that insisted on no sex before marriage thing and after marriage she was the first to asks for dissolution of marriage when it was obvious the husband cannot and will never be able to satisfy her due to small or no size ,d she cannot do it outside. Pls its better you check wella before you pay oo.

Look if you will not want to marry someone you definitely have to control yourself on letting him or her spend their hard earned resources on you. Cos only few will let you run of with their investment to settle with another person

The more I hear things like this the more I tend to disbelieve this Chibok story. No security system will release information like this to the public even in the most foolish of all civilisation. Well the distraction will certainly be closed out somehow and the truth will come out one day and our next generation will need to learn from it. You don't need to start what you cannot finish.

Everyone holding my money and blessings will not die yet until they have handed over to me what rightly belongs to me. Deziani you will not die. You shall get well and return to Nigerians all the wrongly stolen money with you IJN AMEN. After all we Nigerians have got a lot to loose from your death and your family and friends have a lot to gain if you die. You will not dieoo. Get well soon and come and return all the loot Period.

Oga Akpabio this is simply to show you that the life of a man ie was and will remain in the hands of God. If anyone had told you to stop programming your future for eternal enjoyment from Akwaibom State fund you would have taken offence. If you had died where would you have kept all that pension and gratuity. Now you've been given a second chance to make heaven. Be wise fear God and live a just and righteous life.

The only good story I've read in Nairaland in a long while please keep them coming. Migeria will soon be good good news all the days.


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