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CelebritiesRe: #BloodOnTheFlag: Celebrities, Others Protest Killings In Nigeria With Graphic Ph by itoldu: 11:14am On Jul 02, 2018
Hmmmm!!!! There is still a deaf tone to #EndSARS because some are legit criminals while others are just improperly dressed/packaged victims.
HealthRe: Youths In Adamawa Drink Human Urine To Get High - NDLEA by itoldu: 9:35pm On Jun 26, 2018
How are they going to ban this one? huh
CrimeRe: VIO Officer Forces Taxi Driver To Crash Into Mr Bigg's Restaurant In Abuja by itoldu: 12:05pm On Oct 27, 2017
lol
CelebritiesRe: Yetunde Aderibigbe Beaten By Hoodlums For Accidentally Bashing Car by itoldu: 11:40am On Oct 27, 2017
wetin happen wey she dey cry?

She neva hear "CHESTILO", she don dey cry. grin
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha Buys A New Car, Celebrates In A Hilarious Way (Video) by itoldu: 3:33pm On Oct 25, 2017
It's not brand new but still...

HATERS GONNA SHOVE IT SOMEWHERE grin grin grin grin

I ain't
TravelRe: Oyinbo Man Spotted Hawking Soft Drinks To Nigerians In UK Traffic by itoldu: 3:30pm On Oct 25, 2017
IF YOU WILL NOT GO TO THE MARKET, THE MARKET WILL COME TO YOU!!!
EITHER WAYS, YOUR MONEY MUST BE SPENT AND PRODUCT MUST BE SOLD
SportsRe: "Anthony Joshua Needs Sex To Become A Legend"-Two-time World Champ,Larry Holmes by itoldu: 3:27pm On Oct 25, 2017
aaahhh!!!!
ÀWON OLÒSHÌ!!!! They want to send him a Delilah!

They wee nor succeed!!!
Car TalkRe: Mercedes-benz Recalls 492,290 Cars For Accidental Deployment Of Airbag by itoldu: 8:17am On Oct 25, 2017
First of all,

"The Best or Nothing"

For them to make a recall for cars of this magnitude, it means "Perfection is a continuous process with multiple huddles"

I still love my MERCS. grin wink cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Takes Aisha, Children Along For Turkey Trip (Photos) by itoldu: 8:30am On Oct 19, 2017
It's like the newspapers for the next 10days are already out. shocked shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Shows Off New Ferrari by itoldu: 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2017
Is that not a Porsche? How much did he pay you, OP?

Car TalkRe: Read This Before You Buy Another Used Car by itoldu: 11:10am On Oct 05, 2017
wow!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
This is really crazy though.
“The number on it was FST 124 and they succeeded...
Please complete the number above and let me be a bit jobless and investigate, to an extent, the truth of this story.
Also, what was the initial color?
There are some dots i'm connecting that might help the govt. (LASG)

NB: I'd include my findings here on your response to my question.
Car TalkRe: Nissan Has Built 150 Million Vehicles Since 1933 by itoldu: 9:05am On Sep 26, 2017
i would like to know that of Toyota as Corolla alone should have reached about 50million (still the highest sold car model in the world) cheesy cheesy cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Mr Eazi Ft Rhatti – Love (audio) by itoldu: 5:11pm On Sep 21, 2017
I thought we've banned Mr. Eazi till Oct 1 so that he can reclaim his nationality. angry angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: “Our Society Is Harder On Women Who Cheat” - Simi by itoldu: 10:13am On Sep 20, 2017
SIMI O!
CrimeRe: Kebbi Criminals Ready To Farm After Swearing With Quran & Repenting. (photos) by itoldu: 3:10pm On Jul 26, 2017
why are he uniformed men sleeping while standing?
Could it have been that boring?
PoliticsRe: I'll Not Contest For Presidency Until 10 Million Nigerians Endorse Me – Okorocha by itoldu: 10:11am On Jul 26, 2017
We all know how this is going to end!

If in doubt, ASK FASHOLA!!! (I won't contest for 2nd term; Only failures repeat bla bla bla)
PoliticsRe: "It Will Be Suicidal To Threaten Saraki & Dogara" - Osinbajo by itoldu: 3:46pm On Jul 25, 2017
“Now, if you see the COMBINED SIZES of the senate president and the right honourable speaker compared to mine, it’ll be a suicidal to threaten either of them let alone the two of them.”
lmao!!! BASED ON COMBINED SIZES (I.E. BODY FAT AND HEIGHT AKA BMI) grin grin grin
Not BASED ON LOGISTICS cool cool cool

More like a Lion threatening two elephants but we all know that the LION IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!!! wink cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Programme To Be Consumed By Nigerians Must Be Produced In Nigeria - Lai Mohammed by itoldu: 9:19pm On Jul 19, 2017
Issokay, Let's just ignore the one receiving treatment abroad.
Let's ignore the one that went to do photo shoot of pikin graduation in uk.
Let's ignore the fact that the microphone, mobile phone, tv in the noise maker's possession are not locally made.
LET'S JUST IGNORE THE NEWS!!!

2019 is got to be lit!!!
BusinessRe: Fidelity Bank Raises International Spend Limit On Naira Cards by itoldu: 7:01am On Jul 19, 2017
Lol, 3rd bank? Biko, na who carry 1st and 2nd?
TravelRe: Commercial Bus Catches Fire At Oshodi Area Of Lagos. Photos by itoldu: 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2017
Op, clap for yourself. You beat Autojosh to this shocked or there is... lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Elujoba's Trial: Court Grants Erstwhile VC Bail, VC Urges Workers To Resume Work by itoldu: 3:01pm On Jul 15, 2017
shocked However, the case remains in court and many hope that the truth would ultimately be revealed. In the meantime, Professor Elujoba has been granted bail on Self Recognizance, while Mrs Akeredolu, with whom he faces trial has been granted bail under the condition of the payment of N50m and the provision of two sureties.
The bursar about to start snitching yo!!! If the bursar's bail is met, arrest the sureties too cheesy
Car TalkRe: Lagos BRT Staff On Strike After Recent Increase In Fares!!! by itoldu(op): 10:44am On Jul 10, 2017
princetom1:
Let me guess, they want an increase in salary too
If that happens, they can recycle the staff with immediate effect. The present staff (on an average) need an overhaul. On weekends, some ticketers don't even go to their station. Some don't resume till 6:30am on weekdays and I learnt its 24/7 service.

Please don't say because of the strike, you want to access the BRT lane. The task force are having a very profitable day as it seems. Don't fall a victim.

Cc lalasticlala
Car TalkLagos BRT Staff On Strike After Recent Increase In Fares!!! by itoldu(op): 9:10am On Jul 10, 2017
The staff (drivers and ticketers) of the blue BRT network in Lagos have embarked on a strike today (10/07/2017). The blue BRT covers the Ikorodu-TBS route with three categories of tickets that recently all had an increase range of 42-53% (#70 -> #100, #120 -> #200, #195 -> #300) effective as of March 1,2017.

The cause of this strike remains unknown. Many commuters are stranded at bus stations and the alternative means of transport (Danfo buses) are having a busy day on the traffic-laden route.

CrimeRe: Lagos Police Inspector Buried Alive: "We Were Offered N2m To Keep Quiet"- Family by itoldu: 9:41am On Jun 03, 2017
Heya!! Oga police!!!


Well, who is reporting the Oshodi unrest this morning?
HealthRe: How To Grow Old Gently, Healthy And Happily; Six (6) HINTS!!! by itoldu: 7:05am On Jun 03, 2017
Question for the weekend:
Nairaland resumes by 0700hrs and closes by ____?


Winner's reward would be announced by closing hours on Monday. Good luck!! grin
PoliticsRe: I Will Resign If Nigeria Continues To Import Petrol By 2019 – Kachikwu by itoldu: 10:55am On May 23, 2017
Before then, i hope the youths are in full swing to take NO NONSENSE!!! and hold you for your words. Our mums don overdo angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: FG Orders ‘Eat, Drink Nigeria’ At State Functions by itoldu: 9:16am On May 19, 2017
Have we been importing the meals ni? are Ofada, amala, pounded yam, afang, egbusi from Botswana? Is EVA water from Sri Lanka? By the way, who is this FG guy that makes headlines without a face? #JustAsking grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Lady Slams Ex-Boyfriend "Good At Killing Girlfriends' Babies" (Photo) by itoldu: 9:00am On May 03, 2017
Give this whistle blower a round of applause. That's all.
FamilyRe: My Family Treats Her Bad And Now My Wife Wants To Leave Me by itoldu: 11:42am On Apr 26, 2017
PoliticsRe: Death Sentences: Nigeria Ranks 2nd In The World After China – Amnesty Int. by itoldu: 8:22pm On Apr 12, 2017
Ranking 2nd Without executions grin grin grin grin This is also corruption cool cool
CrimeRe: 6 Students Of UNILAG Gang Rape Teenager by itoldu: 8:33am On Mar 28, 2017
This is a useless comment: One of them is named

RANDY CHUKKA. Living it up grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Anti-Corruption Rally In Lagos In Support Of Buhari's Administration(pix by itoldu: 10:53am On Mar 21, 2017
This is worthy of a good laugh. Baba has returned, all of unanswered don keep whistle. una come dey carry placard. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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