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You people are kidding me, right? Like someone went to submit pictures from a DJI drone and it made news?

CHAI!!!

Protest? N wa o. But WARRI NO DEY CARRY LAST!!! Una suppose arrange am if na small sef!

Atiku will never become President in 2019.
He will run but won't win. A woman will beat him
Oh well! THAT IS IN 3 YEARS TIME.

charlie42:
we know ur type... always afraid of wat tommorow will bring. deal with today first.

At least some dealt with today first and we now #DasukiGate
Well, i hope they enjoy the beef.

What exactly is it that cannot create jobs? Fetching water from the ocean can also create jobs but the pay, cost of living and standard of living are key!!!

Ekiti People!!!! Don't eat today and suffer tomorrow. Fayose, in his heart of hearts, knows what is going to happen to him after his tenure but don't let him drag you all down this road!!! Wake up!!!!
You will end up having to "Import" meat into your State. In all sincerity, you will say "We will be our own herdsmen". I'm sorry, this is not your calling!

Pick up that bible of yours, read, study and digest it (don't just read one part and make conclusions/draw inferences). There are a lot of hidden truths in it that you might never hear from the altar. Our opinions in support/against what you've done should not matter to you. The Holy Spirit would teach you into all truth when you ask. In as much as you acknowledge to be a christian, the bible is all you need. "The manual"

Lagos is immune to recession because the prices of most government products are never exactly what you pay.
1. For instance, find out how much it costs to pick an international passport in Lagos and same at Abuja.
2. How much it costs to collect wedding certificate at the registry and its true value.
this is just to list a few. How do you expect lagos to go into recession? how?

This is quite a good write-up. You have decided not to write about the first iPhone that was known as "iPhone" which had no numeral suffix. The iPhone SE is also missing. well done!

This man just remains a clown. Unfortunately, the formula that works in the country is "Eye service". He uses it.

it belonged to a big girl in ibadan that year.

*In Kanmi's Voice*
hmmmm!!! Lalasticlala
the famous LASTma
the omnipresent mod
the naaaammmeeee that is everly mentioned on all potential frontpage posts.
the great nairalander.
i hail o!
carry on the good work.

Lagos definitely has to be the largest. Every tribe is in that city. If your tribe aint represented in lagos, it does not exist.
It should also be noted that some of the other states have inadequate or poor Police services.

abeg xmas don reach finish. 150Naira:$1 or nothing

lilbazy:
Goodluck will win and nigeria will not divide! There is a big difference between who God has destined to rule and who is a retired general! David was destined to rule! Saul was a general!

[size=16pt] Some CHRISTIANS do amaze me. Why compare Jonathan with David? That means I'm permitted to compare Buhari with Moses[/size] (who was eighty years old when he went to pharaoh in order to lead the Israelites out of Egypt)

[size=24pt] It is only safe to say: May your means of transportation [/size] (be it slippers, shoes,okada,car) [size=24pt] speak the word of the LORD into your heart today as the donkey did Saul on his way to Damascus [/size]

Joke of the century

So if your boys behind you can debate properly in place of you(the candidates) well, the winner will still have my vote.
Sai Buhari.

Dear GEJ, I am a Nigerian that is really worried about the situation of things. I mean, you really have to explain to me the reason why it's just now that the army is going hard on boko haram. I voted for you in 2011 and you made it so hard for me to believe you were the president of this nation during this tenure. Well, maybe because I voted out of pity. You've started building another pity party again. Sincerely, I was hoping that you were going to work so hard that your rivals would bow(ie you won't be too bothered about campaigning this much) to you by 2015. Now, here is my main concern: "How exactly is this 2nd term going to be for Nigerians?"
No promises likein feb/march 2012) By december(2012) the Lagos-Ibadan expressway would be completed; and 3months later, you are like; it's going to take 48months.

This is the most hilarious of all. It is like the dude is hoping Buhari enters but that he is not gonna imprisoned.

[size=24pt]CORRUPTION IS WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE, and with a little hope for mercy[/size]

hamingra:
i know know that the moderators are mostly PDP guys! same story twice on fp? haba

Lol! Nairaland, AIT and NTA. Someday, we would all understand what is going on!
Till then, you have to realize that it is not your property(I.e. Nairaland ain't yours)

They say he is the true son of his father. I never met his father but him, I met. FFK will talk even if Buhari is taking a shower instead of using bucket and bowl

yinkarh187:
fp lati ojo yii

Lmao!! You suppose sabi as e dey go na. Nowadays, for nairaland, if e don dey lindaikeji blog and e no be politics, mods go wait for like 24hrs before dem go send am go frontpage. I no blame them. After all, Linda no dey use nairaland thread for reference materials like that. The competition is stiff. Hehehe

This one that is sounding like sweet news. May she not be a target of ISIS kidnap I pray.

What now? Fuel price planning to go up? Which one we never experience nor experrerred it?

Mubarack44:
Ameeen please read this secret below


ANOTHER DISTURBING STORY FROM THE INTELLIGENCE FILES!

My people, because of the tireless and fearless work that we do at CUPS, which involves enlightening our people on how to save themselves from corruption, misrule, tyranny, occupation, and genocide, we get a lot of leaked information from informants in Nigeria. Some of it is excellent, and some of it is just recycled conspiracy ideas on Facebook. Meanwhile we at CUPS have near perfected ways of verifying leaked information sent to us using different techniques, including the use of digital forensics, which is one of my fields of expertise as a Computer Security Research Scientist.
We therefore don't publish any story unless we really believe there are elements of truth in it.

The story below reached us this morning (23/02/2015). It came from one of our reliable sources in Nigeria. It is one of the most disturbing stories that we have received.
Read and give it a thought.

“I have it on a strong ground that there is a plan to capture a Shekau before the week to elections. And the captured Shekau who is currently undergoing training on what to say and do will mention Buhari as one of their core sponsors. The target according to the source is to discourage Southern voters and the Northern Christians (from liking Buhari). The confession is alleged to be so perfectly planned that Buhari may even be arrested and even those who love him may think twice (about his sincerity). The sum of 4.5 billion Naira is purportedly budgeted. The purpose of this budget I am told is for bribing some Northern clerics so when the time comes, they will pacify their followers (to reject Buhari as he is BoKo Haram sponsor). There will purportedly be audio of phone calls (between Buhari and the Boko Haram leaders). Buhari will not be able to sue the government since it will be an arranged confession of a captured terrorist. Now, I am not saying this (leak) is true. But knowing how desperate these PDP people are, they can do just anything to get Buhari out of the way. Honestly, I am deeply, deeply, deeply, worried. In fact, I am troubled. Kindly share this and let the world know about this evil machination of the PDP before it is too late. Kindly do it. The person who gave me this information is an Intelligence officer with the Army. He is worried too.”

May God save Nigeria and Nigerians. Amen.


https://twitter.com/CUPS_nigeria
https://www./cupsnigeria/
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/dr-idris-ahmed/34/628/71b
23/02/2015.

[size=24pt] After reading through this, I can only conclude that there is a very high probability of this happening[/size]

Vote [size=32pt] KOWA PARTY[/size] and let's give both APC and PDP the shockers of their lives.

Lmao!!! You will free them from APC and put them under another "EKITI" division 2 government
By the way, My ekiti people, [size=24pt]HOW MARKET? [/size]

kliverpool:
what kind of scientific test have they done on the bus.The company can even sue them. [size=16pt]They think oh they can just open mouth and anything that comes out of it is law[/size].Without backing it with test and scientific evidence. Million of vehicle is recalled every year due to one defect or the other. Have the recalled any that is shipped to Nigeria even when the same model has defect in other serious countries. I just dey shake my head

Yes, they can and they have. I think a better approach should be taken into this idea of trying to promote "Made in Nigeria" cars. Yes, you might look at me as just saying rubbish but believe you me, This is part of "the starter pack" to the promotion of INNOSON and the likes. Not saying it is a bad idea but let it face it's rival and stand the test of time. Banning the Toyota hiace would be very funny though. Because even dem INNOSON buses be looking like the Hiace.

ceejay80s:
Pdp,apc,gej,pej,house of rippers, gov,iweala,madueke, etc should register here on nairaland, so make dem dey know our mind.
Nairaland is Nigeria

Lmao!! Just strolling down the memory lane to earlier this month and the whole of January, topics of GEJ that were on the frontpage were properly "sugar-coated" while those about Buhari, "alomo-coated". We will all be happy at first, but before we all get to know what is happening, Uncle Doyin would become a mod.
When you post a topic like this and later write "Mods please do the needful", no worry, na on top AIT,NTA and Twitter you go hear your reply and sey dem don ban you for nairaland.
Let's just keep the momentum of fun going. They might even be here without you knowing. At least, we ain't using PVC to register accounts on here

Is it just me or since he left the office of Minister for Defence for the pursuit of his gubernatorial ambition, there has actually been a notable effort in combating boko haram.
Oh well, maybe I've just seen my name on too many bottles of coke.

Nice. According to #3, so you mean more exposure to harmattan and winter is going to make them STAND AT ATTENTION!!

Lmao!! The swingers are really gaining grounds.

Nely77:
Are you really with your senses? What brought about christianity here. Water gushed out from a tree and people jumped at it and called it miraculous water and you appended christianity to it. Did they mention Christ in it? Did they call it christian miraculous water? Miracle can be from anywhere. Here it has not been said that it is from Christ yet. Use your brain!

Sometimes, take a little while to digest before ranting. I use my senses and I pray you've not lost your sense of sight because you seem to have eluded its use when it was stated that some Christians used it to promote their church. A lot of aggressive people on nairaland though.