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Car TalkRe: Five Things You Should Know To Avoid Being Defrauded In A Nigerian Fuel Station by itoldu: 5:37am On Aug 03, 2021
Well done. Now, can someone shed more light into how exactly the last scan is done and how to catch them? A new thread won't be bad.

Especially the one where there is a "switch-over" of power.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Wins Vanguard Personality Of The Year (Picures) by itoldu: 8:45am On Jul 18, 2021
In other news...
CelebritiesRe: Herbalist Who Predicted Iyabo Ojo’s Death Over Baba Ijesha’s Case Has DIED by itoldu: 10:49am On Jul 17, 2021
shadrach77:
The iyabo of a lady is extremely stupid. She would have attracted more admiration if she had stayed silent rather than gloating cry
Hi Shadrach, child of the most High. You don't need to call her stupid. Let's play out a scenario;

When someone publicly curses death upon you in your place of work because you chose to stand for your righteousness (being right) and weeks later, you hear the person is dead. In your heart of hearts, are you sharing this testimony in your church, fellowship or not?
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holidays by itoldu: 8:33pm On Jul 15, 2021
Lagos Monday traffic shall mark attendance
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Nabs Gang Of Traffic Robbers In Act At Ojota by itoldu: 11:24pm On Jul 12, 2021
Lol!

Lights, Camera, Action!!

This man is going to stage every good act for that 2nd term ticket. Una never see anything yet. Please how did his photographer catch them with machetes? And they couldn't run?

Let's not forget what the Governor's convoy looks like but continue wallowing in "They will rot in jail". Lmao!
CelebritiesRe: TAMPAN Suspends Yomi Fabiyi Indefinitely Over Oko Iyabo Movie by itoldu: 6:13pm On Jul 10, 2021
Gas me up!

Someday, these Tampons (constituted nonsense) would request for ban of iG when their movies aren't selling as they want.

Forget that they have done something right in the eye of the public today. It's a matter of time before we see their colours.

We move!
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Sets Military Base On Fire In Borno by itoldu: 4:23pm On Jun 16, 2021
The military would not retaliate in this case grin
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Burn Houses In Ohafia, Abia Over Death Of 7 Soldiers By Unknown Gunmen by itoldu: 8:01am On Jun 14, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
7 army kissed the dust

You should be more afraid if this turn to a full blown war

I was telling you yester night that you have no idea what's going on , just pray it doesn't turn to a full blown war.

Just Pray.
Abeg let us rest. How many soldiers have been killed in the north?
Yen yen yen yen yen.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Burn Houses In Ohafia, Abia Over Death Of 7 Soldiers By Unknown Gunmen by itoldu: 8:00am On Jun 14, 2021
When will they kill off Boko Haram who have the guts to record videos of their comrades' slaughters and executions?

The easy way right?
PoliticsRe: Buhari: We Must Address Prolonged And Recurrent Strikes In Universities by itoldu: 9:56am On Jun 13, 2021
Lol, Baba's Shai never ready this morning.

Entrepreneur open farm, na Cow and herdsmen finish am.
Student go Uni, na kidnappers and Terrorist take him life/worth.
Business dey run, na govt policy go just change overnight to feed greed.

Please where is the maishai na, make e hurry up.
Christianity EtcRe: Should A Believer Join A Protest Against The Government? by itoldu: 9:54am On Jun 13, 2021
"Let my people go" was a joke in the Bible, right?
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Seriously Sick & I'm Fasting. If I Use Drug, Is The Fasting Still Relevant? by itoldu: 9:53am On Jun 13, 2021
If you die, would the fast be relevant?
Technology MarketRe: Apple Beats S0L0 PR0 Headphones For Sale At 64k by itoldu: 2:25am On Jun 10, 2021
Available?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N150k Job In Lagos Vs N120k Job In Ibadan Which Is Better? by itoldu: 2:22pm On Mar 18, 2021
That 30k extra, na stress go collect am and more. Beautiful thing about Lagos is that there would be ginger and channels to earn more. This life still no balance na why!
PoliticsRe: INEC May Not Make NIN Compulsory For Voter Registration by itoldu: 6:27am On Mar 12, 2021
There is a reason why!!
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Launches One Project Per Ward For Grassroot Development by itoldu: 7:09am On Sep 26, 2020
What are the metrics used in quantifying the projects?

When they were reporting 1yr in office, the number of roads fixed was over 100. Please what is their present state as of this minute?

Don't just "wow, good governance", check the details because anything can be a project. It could even be something that they were meant to have finished last year that would be listed.

They can't do it alone but let them be held accountable.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Disowns Viral Video Of Sale Of Branded Waste Baskets by itoldu: 5:38am On Sep 18, 2020
Arrest and lock them up.

What are you disowning?

Hunt them down. Be deliberate about it.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Aura Glow 256gb Samsung S10 5g SOLD!!!! by itoldu: 11:54pm On Jul 31, 2020
Pics
PoliticsRe: We Will Deliver Second Niger Bridge As Contracted, Julius Berger Assures Reps by itoldu: 8:05am On Jul 18, 2020
tillaman:
We will hang on to their words, let’s hope they deliver
That is a conditional statement. The clarity in the "... As contracted" is what should be deliberated and not "hanging on their words".

If the contract says that govt would pay an amount by a particular date and govt fails by one day extra, the impact could translate to a week/month delay and their above statement is still binding.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Who Threatened To Rape Women In Warri Arrested In Lagos by itoldu: 8:22am On Apr 04, 2020
How did they get to Lagos that quickly? Cantonment in Ikeja no get that kind background.
AutosRe: Awoof!! 2017 Lexus IS-250 @3.1m by itoldu: 7:38pm On Mar 28, 2020
Put in your topic "2010 upgraded to 2017"
PoliticsRe: Dantata Is Dead by itoldu: 7:18pm On Mar 28, 2020
Why is everyone saying RIP?

Any confirmed source?

Which Monday did Bihari commiserate with the family?
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Ortom Orders Benson Abounu, His Deputy To Undergo A Test by itoldu: 6:22pm On Mar 28, 2020
It might seem unfair for the name to be revealed but if you've had contact with her now, you won't wait for the govt to start searching for you before it's too late.

These are critical times. People saying the governor is this or that... Should 1st validate if it had been communicated with the patient before the reveal. If the patient is ok with it, the governor is OK.
Technology MarketRe: New Samsung Galaxy Note 10 Plus 5G Unlocked And S10 Combo Deal by itoldu: 4:05pm On Mar 08, 2020
High and mighty baller, egole?
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Gets N20 Million Bail In "Car Theft" Trial by itoldu: 10:32pm On Feb 27, 2020
SlimBrawnie:
Can someone charged with car theft pay 20million naira bail? Village people oooo

The court heard that the defendant dishonestly converted to his use or of another person, a Black Toyota Land Cruiser PradThe court heard that the defendant dishonestly converted to his use or of another person, a Black Toyota Land Cruiser Prado Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) marked [b]MAVIN[/b]IY, with Chassis and Engine numbers JTEBX7FJ7EK165480 and 2TR1385954.
Agwu told the court that said vehicle belongs to ‘The Temple Management Company Ltd, represented by a lawyer, Ayodeji Olomojobi.
The offence, according to the prosecutor, was contrary to Sections 278(1) (b), 279(1)(2) and punishable under Section 285(10) of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.
iyanya pleaded not guilty.
Agwu prayed the court to remand the defendant in the Nigerian Correctional Services (NCS) custody, pending the the hearing and determination of his bail application.
But iyanya’s counsel, Mr Williams A., opposed him.
Vehicle is marked MAVIN__

Nkan be!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: How Nigeria Can Be Safe by itoldu: 6:08am On Jan 31, 2020
Your job as the leader is not to proffer solutions, Mr President.
FamilyRe: Son-in-law Impregnates Mother-in-law Who Came To Take Care Of Newborn Baby (pics by itoldu: 9:53am On Jan 25, 2020
Just scroll back to the 1st page. People’s opinion is theirs
PoliticsRe: Customs Generates N1.3tr In 2019, Exceeds Target By N404bn by itoldu: 4:34pm On Jan 12, 2020
Lol!!!

This joke gets me every year. Why won’t they be exceeding target??

I DARE THEM TO BE MORE TRANSPARENT IN 2020 AND LET’S SEE!!!
CrimeRe: Policemen Assault Man Who Refused To Unlock His Iphone In Enugu by itoldu:
Nairaland and waiting one day for stories posted on LIB. grin grin grin

Let’s wait till the update of the arrest of the Policemen. Oh schucks! That would be tomorrow cheesy cheesy
Technology MarketRe: Cheap Dell Precision 15 5510 by itoldu: 4:09am On Jan 04, 2020
What generation is the processor?
CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga- It's Becoming Clearer By The Day That Celebs Don't Like Me by itoldu: 11:47pm On Jan 02, 2020
Lol!

No! Little one, you’ve gone back to the pacifier while everyone is looking forward to the “11th green bottle on the wall”.

Take this and theirs as feedback and not hate speech, MC Interrogator. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Jos Residents Lament As Weather Drops To 9°C (Photos) by itoldu: 6:09am On Jan 02, 2020
Weather that they should send to Lagos. They are busy lamenting. Selfish people. grin grin grin

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