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Business / Re: CBN Launches Its Own Debit Card by itoldu: 7:14am On Jan 20
Commendable, Enough money for Master. ard visa and the likes has given insight to what we can do for ourselves

Verve is Nigerian. I don't even know if I can walk into CBN today and open a savings account.

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Celebrities / Re: Blessing CEO Falls In Love With Late Bimbo's Husband, IVD Ikechukwu Ogbonna by itoldu: 3:51pm On Jan 01
See as una put topic. UnderG package wey fit don dey run while the wife still dey alive, na him una tag "... falls in love..."

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Romance / Re: Twitter Down by itoldu: 2:59pm On Dec 11, 2022
Nairaland is where all Nigerians get to validate that Twitter is down. >smiley grin

It just means Elon is burning the right cables but the wrong people feel they are the “right ones”.


Religion / Re: Why Do People Fear Man Rather Than God? by itoldu: 8:32am On Dec 04, 2022
Many have put aside the word and would go with what they can get from the pulpit on Sundays as long as it is suiting to the ears. The pulpit too has a way of manipulating the mind as there is the natural desire for power and control in man.

When men start doing personal daily meditation on the word of God, it would be gradual mindshift.
Technology Market / Re: Uk Used Ipad Pro 12.9 Lte(2020) 256gb With Pencil Keyboard For 550k by itoldu: 12:44pm On Nov 22, 2022
400k and it leaves your possession today.
Technology Market / Re: 2021 Ipad Pro 512gig M1 Chip 12.9 Inches by itoldu: 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2022
If you gree #500k, we seal deal tomorrow morning.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: X by itoldu: 11:21am On Oct 24, 2022
Pics of pro?
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Love Tall Guys So Much? by itoldu: 6:34am On Aug 26, 2022
If you look “around”, you would sometimes get angry. If you look “up”, there is a fresh perspective.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Mother, Abibatu Magaji Campaigning For Awolowo And Jakande In 1979 by itoldu: 5:56am On Aug 12, 2022
There was still some sanity as at the time. We did not have terrorists in the country of religious inclination.

Many may want Tinubu as at this time but there is no need to look too far back. We thought we had Buhari and Osinbajo but it turned out to be Buhari and a cabal. We all watched how all PYO did while Buhari was ill get overturned; his appointees sacked etc.
There is no need to appeal to any Christian who supports the M/M ticket. They would behold their reward when it does happen.
Family / Re: Adultery Can Land You Two Years Of Imprisonment — Police Superintendent Warns by itoldu: 9:00pm On Jul 03, 2022
How does this apply to men in uniform? Immediate dismissal or it would be swept under the carpet as per police no fit catch police?

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Posts Photo Of Tonto Dikeh Crying After She Posted His Own Bad Picture by itoldu: 9:20am On May 24, 2022
Mr & Mrs Surah


Education / Re: Lifting The Ban On No Mobile Phones In High School. YES OR NO??? by itoldu: 3:03pm On May 12, 2022
grin grin grin. Is CU amongst?
Technology Market / Re: Clearance Sales Via Whatsapp !!(m,ad deals) by itoldu: 12:15pm On Apr 28, 2022
lol. Wasn't here to make him look bad bro. I changed my phone and when I added him whatsapp I stopped seeing his status. Thanks for all the tips. I will put them to good use.

Wishing you more purchases. cool

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Technology Market / Re: Clearance Sales Via Whatsapp !!(m,ad deals) by itoldu: 11:52am On Apr 28, 2022

Pain me for ? I wasn’t the one complaining about not viewing his status

You don wake now grin
Technology Market / Re: Clearance Sales Via Whatsapp !!(m,ad deals) by itoldu: 11:44am On Apr 28, 2022

Lol all this just to see status updates, clean your mouth bro, mikky ass Dey ur lips cool

grin If he pain you, enter plaza, Computer village. grin or buy from reseller here.


Technology Market / Re: Clearance Sales Via Whatsapp !!(m,ad deals) by itoldu: 10:43am On Apr 28, 2022
I don't see your whatsapp status update anymore and you've refused to respond to my chat countless times. What happening boss? I want to buy but I will miss out of I can't even see you status update. I will try again Sha. Hopefully this time I get a response.

Since you aren't seeing it "anymore", Go and sin no more.
Your sin cannot be more than You have been caught wasting Mikky's time at a crucial point.

Let me help you here:
1. No too dey stress Mikky: Learn to be patient, most information would be shared on his WhatsApp status either as video with clear audio on details or as texts. In summary, check status first before chatting him. There are at least 500+ people chatting him in a day.

2. Be a customer: Buy something from his extremely affordable sales once in a while. You'd get his attention once goods � and most especially your money, don change hands. He has sales of airpods pro ongoing now, if you can afford one, just buy (you fit resell or do giveaway). His goods are way cheaper than in the best market in the country. Being a spectator limits your access.

3. Check on Mikky: Yes, he is a business man and making money but then, he is not robot. He does crazy distances to pick items, gets good deals and shares at outrageously cheap prices (sometimes, you wonder why at those prices when he can still pocket a good gain (e.g. volumes of Google pixel 6 @ 300k Vs market at 400k+, Note 20 @ 126k Vs market @ 200k+). I don vex sef as you suppose collect! People wey dey check on Mikky dey enjoy.

Some sef dey send am airtime, relax money and you got yourself in a web of not seeing his status "anymore"? You suppose collect another woto woto.

If you like, talk sey "he is a business man and making his money" just remember he has his choice to select whom to deal with because "no be everybody wey get money suppose be your customer"

Now, Go and sin no more. No dey make Mikky look like sey he be bad person wey no wan follow you talk. Sai anjima.


Technology Market / Re: SOLD!!! Brand New Google Pixel 6 256gb (stormy Black) For Sale @ 305k by itoldu: 5:47pm On Apr 24, 2022
So you go give me phone

You give more, you get more. Davido is a public proof.
Technology Market / Re: SOLD!!! Brand New Google Pixel 6 256gb (stormy Black) For Sale @ 305k by itoldu: 4:53pm On Apr 24, 2022
Please sir do giveaway and dash me something

Givers never lack. cheesy
Religion / Re: Qualities Of A Good Christian Wife by itoldu: 8:17am On Apr 10, 2022
What is this?

Let's analyze:

"Can two walk together except they agree?" Amos 3:3

If the two don't agree, they are wasting their time. The "church" would set rules based on human feelings and local interpretation of the scripture.

Understand the character and person of your partner. Identify their inadequacies and learn to manage them. Humans would react based on actions. Let no one scope you with scriptures to stick with their toxic traits.

My best recommendation is for each individual to get closer to God through meditation on the word personally, and also do if frequently.

The Bible says not to forsake the gathering of the saints but na you wan kill yourself with going to church. Saints don't necessarily need to belong to a church. Selah!

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Professionals Are The Livewire Of Economies, We'll Continue by itoldu: 3:53pm On Apr 09, 2022
Politics / Re: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by itoldu: 6:30pm On Mar 20, 2022
Mod, please update headline to include "Allocation of registration, Certificate of motor registry (CMR) and Proof of ownership.
Politics / Re: Victor Umeh: "Bianca’s Narrative Of The Unfortunate Event Is The Truth” by itoldu: 6:54pm On Mar 18, 2022
One silly journalist would think it wise to ask Solidi of his opinion soon.

Most importantly, what was the ex-governor's take on the reset of his wife?
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Completed Ijebu Ode-Epe-Sagamu-Benin Expressway Interchange. by itoldu: 12:43pm On Mar 16, 2022
Does anybody have the start date or we should mind our business as elections are around the corner? By the way, is this what was on the drawing or we would just accept it as completed because an individual who can't vet things had been told it is completed?

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Religion / Re: This Is Why A Church Usher Must Stop Stealing From Offering Box. by itoldu: 10:02am On Feb 20, 2022
Lol, just the ushers?

You people still fear to call your pastors what they are ("Thieves"wink, yea?

Maybe when you hear it called out from a more supreme authority, you'd stop fearing them. Read the book of John 10. If by chance, you are poised to respond before reading, illiteracy is not a function of your certificate but that of your not understanding the knowledge of topic in view.

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Politics / Re: Man Lays Curse On Corrupt Nigeria Leaders At Village Stream (Video) by itoldu: 7:32am On Jan 30, 2022
Na all the Leaders for this country go chop am na. Anyone who is not corrupt is currently not leading in any capacity. grin. Corruption has been removing them or silencing them in their roles.


Crime / Re: EFCC Secures Conviction Of Six Internet Fraudsters by itoldu: 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2022
Crime / Re: Meet The New Lagos CP, Abiodun Alabi Sylvester by itoldu: 5:05am On Jan 22, 2022
Even if Sanwo is a puppet, you don't shame him like that and not on National TV. Lagos remains a Government of its own. Odumosu goes down the drain from here onwards. grin. Instant gratification don wound am.
Religion / Re: What Do You Think About Born Again Brothers Chasing Worldly Sisters? by itoldu: 9:57am On Jan 09, 2022
Religion / Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2022 by itoldu: 9:56am On Jan 09, 2022
grin grin The topic below Dey follow this topic fight


Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For Married People To Watch Porn? Some Pastors Said No by itoldu: 9:49am On Jan 09, 2022
Hell fire straight! No £200 for passing “go”. Hell fire straight!!

On a serious note. Porn might help them get through it otherwise, if a physical 3rd party is added into the knowledge acquisition phase, things can fall apart!!!

Lastly, in the marriage, if one party is the one suggesting spicing up things, then the person “knows” what he or she wants and should work towards getting it from the Partner. If it is an external party advice, watch that porn! And practice real-time!


Politics / Re: Matawalle Visits Soldiers Injured In Anka, Bukkuyum Battle With Terrorists by itoldu: 1:34pm On Jan 08, 2022
Wait a minute! Where did the Governor get US-like Military uniform? Hmmmm!

Baba wanna tuck in pot belle with vest? This life…
Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Believe In Religion – Wizkid by itoldu: 9:19pm On Jan 05, 2022
grin I just wanted to let all religious people not have space on the front page. This space is enough for now. grin


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