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This was the text they sent to me.

Sequel to your recent aptitude test with Diamond Bank PLC, We are pleased to inform you that you were successful. You will be contacted soonest. Regards

That's how it was. From diamond Bank Plc

I actually went to check my name on their list as they said. I was happy and luck to find it on the list on monday afternoon. So didn't know what next to do. Well I got their congratulatory text message aroun 9am on tuesday. Telling me they will tell us the. Next thing to do. That's it sha.

Out of like the large number of unemployed graduates like I myself. A few of us were succesful in the just concluded Diamond Bank aptitude test that was conducted in owerri over the weekend.
I wanna know, please what's the next line of action? Cos I believe there are others like me out there who passed this test and don't know what next to do. Please who has a clue on what next we should do?

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[quote][/quote]pendo89(f): 11:59am
The day you start describing your wife in monetary terms is the day you start losing it.
You can't quantify emotions and convert them into monetary value.
The day you start seeing her as an expenditure/liability signals the beginning of trouble.
The day you start equating her to non living things is the beginning of failure.
You can't place human and non human things on the same scale and expect a fair judgement.
Everything is just wrong from a conscience point of view.

To be fair you should have compared a mistress with some girlfriend. Both are human.


People, do u know what annoys me most? When ladies come up to tell me such crap above "when u start equating with money. Is it not the same women that said "love no be for mouth na by ur pocket and how much u are willing to spend on them" spare me that trash pls.
If women are to be spent on, I have all rights to compare them with other expenses I make. During our mothers them time, it was love, love and love, not money, honey money, boyfriend's money. What's all this.
Enough of all this trsh women come up to tell us online looking for cheap sympathy.
Once u make it regularly to my LIST OF BUDGETS or EXPENSES, u are, can and will be compared with everyother thing on the list. I can even say, women and drinking which akes or consumes more money.

Monkey Nyash = when some one falls and gets a wound on his back or butt.
Goalie = goal keeper
Ekete or Basket = a bad or poor performing keeper.
Ball 2 hand = when one throws the ball and it touches another player's hand.
But the one I liked most the was #PENALRITY# it was like wow. The way we sing it when one is awarded. Lol

Don't mind them, MTN are thieves they removed my #200 yesterday. Its annoying I hate them just that we don't have an option. Others are just dead. Over here in the east MTN is the best. If not I would have left them a long time ago.

Pls my people check this link on boko haram and u won't like to say NIGERIA is on. Its clear and simple we are not


http:///xfDRpL
Please see for ur selves

PLS FRIENDS, I NEED HELP HERE. MY BB, BOLD 2, DOESNT ALLOW ME TO DOWNLOAD. IMAGINE IT DOWNLOADING AT THE SPEED OF 2.1kb/s. 0R EVEN BELOW DAT. AND UPON THAT ONCE IT MANAGES TO GET TO LIKE 15% DOWNLOAD IT WILL JUST CANCEL ITSELF. THIS HAS BEEN HPPENING TO ME FOR THE PAST 2 TO 3 WEEKS NOW. PLS I NEED URGENT HELP. I LIKE DOWNLOADING THING LIKE SONGS AND VIDEOS BUT I CAN NO LONGER DO THAT. PLEASE BROTHERS AND SIS THEM HELP ME.

then for the people that said dat utube use to deduct their air time. i think its true. b4 u start viewing anythin on utube, there is this warning sort nof that appears on ur screen, like that there might be an extra cost for viewing the content and u say yes. so it will educt it. ur money.

'Before Gadaffi' was 1969! Why do you not expect literacy rate to go from 20% to a much increased number in 42 freaking years?!
Every country in the world is modernizing. Every single country in the world has 10000% more hospitals, schools and industries since 1969. What kind of stoopid 'facts' are you presenting?

Abi o, even Nigeria's literacy rate must have at least doubled within that period sef

UNA DEY MAKE ME LAUGH HERE,
OK LETS COUNT. 50YEARS AFTER INDEPENDENCE IN THIS OUR GOD FORSAKEN COUNTRY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED,
IS IT ELECTRICITY?,
OR HEALTH,
OR OUR AVERAGE LIFE SPAN,
OR POVERTY ERADICATION,
OR IS IT THE GOOD HEALTH OS HOSPITAL SYSTEM?,
OR COMFORTABILITY OF CITIZENS,
OR REDUCTION IN CRIME RATE.

PLS TELL ME, NIGERIA AND LYBIA, WHICH HAS LEADERS THAT ARE KNOWN TO BE GOOD IN LOOTING?
AH AH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PEOPLE HERE, EHHHHHH? MODERATOR HELP ME.

EVEN THOUGH OUR POPULATION IS FAR SMALLER THAN THEIR OWN, NIGERIA STILL HAS 40,000,000  , I MEAN 40,000,000 UNEMPLOYED YOUTHS, EVEN WITH ALL OUR OIL. WHAT RUBBISH.

NIGERIANS MENTION ONE THING WE'VE GAINED OR WE WILL SAY OUR LEADERS HAVE PROVIDED FOR WE CITIZENS THAT WE WILL SAY IS OUR BENEFIT AS AN OIL PRODUCING COUNTRY?

Bleep THIS COUNTRY?
I CANT HELP LAUGHING AT YOU ALL

Adedibu gave many people of Ibadan free meals of Amala every afternoon. Shebi that means he was the best thing to happen to Oyo State?

Libya exports over 1 million barrels of oil daily, with a miniscule population of 6 million people. Even if you distill the greed from Lucky Igbinedion, Ohakim, Ibori and all our thieving Senators and put it in one extra greedy man and make him Libyan president, all these things would have trickled down to the people.

You slaves will sell your birthright for a bowl of porridge. Someone was in power for 42 years, ruling with an evil fist. Yet because of free car and monthly stipend he is the best thing since sliced bread.

Kai! You Nigerians and your poverty mentality!

HELLO TEXAZZPETE OR WHAT EVER WAT DO U CALL A STIPEND? JEEZ , SEE HUNGRY MAN FOR NIGERIA OHHHHH,
$50,000 HOUSE AQUISITION MONEY A STIPEND? ALLOWANCES FOR NURSING MOTHERS WORT N750,000 A STIPEND?
I KNOW U MUST BE A MUSLIM, OR FROM THE NORTH. IDIOTS.
WHO IN NIGERIA , I MEAN WHO IN NIGERIA HAS TRIED TO DO EVEN ONE OF THOSE THINGS ON THE LIST FOR HIS KINSMEN NOT TO TALK OF HIS FELLOW NIGERIAN. ALL OUR LEADERS KNOW IS LOOT , LOOT , AND LOOT.
slowpoke. WAKE UP. IF WE WERE GIVE JUST TWO OR THREE OF THESE THINGS HE PROVIDED FOR HIS PEOPLE, I DONT THINK NIGERIA WILL BE AS BAD AS IT IS NOW.

OHHH, MY GOODNESS, VEX WAN KILL ME HERE. I SOME HOW AT THIS POINT REGRET BEING A NIGERIAN. IF I SAY IT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. WHAT RUBBISH.



AND @ nolong thin
YES I UNDERSTAND UR POINTS, EVEN IF U GIVE OUR LEADERS HERE IN NIGERIA SUCH TIME TO RULE, THEY WILL ONLY LEARN HOW TO LOOT, I MEAN LOOOOOOOOOT, I STILL MEAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT OHHHHHHHH!.
BUT AT LEAST HE TRIED TO DO SOMETHIN FOR HIS PEOPLE.
AND MOST OF THOSE CRIMES AND OFFENCES LEVELED AGAINST HIM, I WILL SAY WAS INITIATED BY AMERICA. IT WAS A PLOT TO SCATTER HIM AND HIS GOVERNMENT COS HE POSSED A BIG TREATH FOR THEM, THE AMERICANS. HE NEVER WAS LOYAL TO THEM. I THINK THATS WHY THE PLOTTED HIS FALL.

THANKS

please, i want to ask all those jubiliating over gadhafi's death this question?

PLS MY PEOPLE WHAT WAS THIS MAN'S CRIME?


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Col, Gadhafi and Libya
1.There was no electricity bill in Libya; electricity was free for all its citizens
2. There was no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law
3. Home considered a human right in Libya –Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, , his wife and his mother are still living in a tent
4. All newly weds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$50,000) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start up the family
5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are literate. Today the figure is 83%
6. Should Libyans want to take up farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and livestock to kick-start their farms –all for free
7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US$2,300/mth accommodation and car allowance
8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price
9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0.14 (N22) per litre
10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally
11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.
12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens
13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US$5,000
14. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country. So wat wrong did he commit?
? I want ur opinion plz.does he deserve dis?[/b]

ndi orlu no ebe a, kedu ka unu mere
''in orlu tone'' ndu uzu ulo ibe m, ele onye hu chineke gozghiri ofuma , were nye ya uche i de ihe ru oteh, ngwa mee kele unu na olu anyi

ole oteh unu mere
ndu okeneme no nga, unu orukwa mma ooo!!!!
unu orukwa mmaa ooooo

pls, am sorry I came into this very late. I once dated this chick, am a good fan of spendind on ur chick. I use to spend my last on her,up to the extent dat I borrow on few occassions "if need be" to solve her problems.
But peepz, do u know the funny thin there, wen I was dating her, I wasn't that bouyant as I was now, but I met her demands. If she has 5problems dat money will solve, I try to solve at least 3 or 4. Sometimes all. But do u know one thin I noticed about this gurl, her problems were on unendind, insatiable, infact there was this problem she had dat she needed a 100,000. I tried to raise 54,000 naira for her but still. Wow. She doesn't say or see anythin good. About me, she really loves u wen there is a problem u will solve for he. The sex, I don't knw how many times of recent we had it. To say thank u, a problem.
I helped this gurl with her school exams, thought her even had to write some exams for her, finally she came out with a 2.1,but it nothin for her, she tells me that is not other gurls boyfriends dat give them up to 100,000 or 150,000 naira dat am here saying she's too demanding. We broke up
Now thins are far better for me now, and she has seen it . She wants to come back.

That is why I said its not good to be spending on ur gurl like dat, cos at a time u become an atm machine or a problem solving factory. Not considering if this guy has his own problems facing him.
I think this is my reason. Though I will buy them presents, but not like I did b4 wit my ex, cos I was crazy. Even though I didn't have much then.

Hello, u musilim idiots or wat ever u call ur selves, why u fools are busy opening ur filty dirty , unwashed mouth here in this is because, nairaland gave u idiots the platform to do so. Abeg I voted for jonathan and am proud of it. Wake me up 20times I will still be proud of it. Fools, u want to do everythin possible to mar this guys days in office.
Ok let's talk go and check,how long have northerners been ruling, then check out the level of mediocrity or illitracy better still stupidity in all ur northern states, this guy jst spent 100days in office and its GEJ this, GEJ that, idiots .
Ur BUHARI is a fool, a looser , an idiot , a ,infact I don't knw wat to call him. Pls let this man GEJ be. Even if u don't want to let him be,he will still be ur president for the next 4yrs.idiots. ALMAJIRIS.
Monkeys. Wat did ABACHA achieve as a head of state?
Babangida, or buhari the looser himself.
U try to distract this man wit ur bombing we nigerians we knw. We knw buhari is behind all these . Well like his name implies, his goodluck will expose u all. Idiots
I hate muslims.
F**k islam
How I wish I had bombs, fridays will always be known as slaughter day not for ur stupid religion. Its better I tell u my mind. Idiotsm

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jah helekaya, kabush kamaya.
Who wan challenge my GEJ, be careful oh.
He has over looked all ur running mouth and now doing his job and u bad "belles" are still talking.
What is wrong with nigerians or is he putting u guy to shame?

Where will i spend my HONEY MOON?
Well, eh. . . . ., let see,
IF HORSES WERE WISHES, NAIRALANDERS WILL RIDE , , , , , , ,
Executioner's dream.

@HOLLANDIS,
Who told u that frank was beating his wife to a pulp. I hate and detest ladies that are partial and one sided, once its a matter that affects a fellow lady. Did u read the story about their break up? If u didnt go check it. Hate all this WOMEN RIGHT shit.
:-x:-x :-x:-/

Well, as far as she is not short, then atleast 3yrs younger or older than me. Sure.

@poster

it is possible to train a child without the cane. i agree  and am going to do dat to my own kids when i have them. but wont forget our own days, where we were flogged for every mistake you make.
we ought to remember this, that if you keep flogging a child to correct him and make him respect you. that child will grow up with that fear of the cane.then when he grows that u cant beat or flog him or her anylonger, the respect will not be there cos u have tought him how to fear the cane other than respecting u.
in essence, if a child makes mistakes, dont beat him always. learn to talk to him or her in that way they learn and love you too, but if u always beat them up they learn to fear you wiht out learning wat actually u want them to know about their wrong. wen they grow and the fear is no more , i bet u, u can control him or her. cos u instilled fear not discipline and correction.


thats my own opinion

THE MAN ''SULTAN'' is jst foolish. dont mind them until some one blows a muslim gathering after ramadan fast killing many muslims, thats wen he will know that there is fire on the mountain. 4 now he doesnt see it that its nreal humans that these boko harem idiots are killing . so i suggest a bomb blast in their masashi, thats wen he will understand,

THE MAN IS AN IDIOT,
RUBBISH

thank GOD i now have my chance to tell these muslims  my mind. see u idiots,imagin wat ur leader is saying. even wen there is a clera evidence and proof that it is  the hopeless and cowardly BOKO HARAM that is responsible 4 these bombs ur leader tries 2 support evil by covering u people up. and denying it. ok i tell u people this, THE CHILD YOU BEAT 2DAY, WILL ONE DAY GROW 2 BE A MAN AND BY THEN U ARE ALREADY OLD AND WEAK. u call the christians the minority so u have the free will 2 attack and treat them any how. one day the reverse will be the case.     as 4 ur stupid, demented, mentally sick leader and sultan,  he shld sit and watch. we have a package 4 him and his fellow tribalist sanusi idiot lamidoogo sarrrrr,

rubbish,
i hate muslims and islam,
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the missing N1 is in the N97javascript:void(0); used for purchase. 97 + 1 for mum + 1 for dad + the last 1 u had.

Well it depends on the nationality and her appearance. Remember, Lybia, morocco, and some funny east african countries are arabs.cant date a lady from there. Also if she is this dirty type we have here in northern nigeria, "OMG" i cant. But if she is prety, Light skinned, neat, educated, wow moderator or poster give her my number.