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eremy:
INTERNS NEEDED

Who is it for:
1. Those seeking to kickstart their careers in TECH (specifically Web development, Software/Mobile apps development, Digital Marketing and Graphics Design)
2. Must be willing to commit a minimum of 3 months to learning.
3. Can afford to be at work at least 3 days a week
4. Intelligent and ready to learn consistently.

Location: Ajah, Lagos

Benefits:
1. You are expected to have become a professional in whatever field you have selected at the end of the internship. (This depends on your commitment and how well you learn). We will provide everything you need to make this happen.
2. Free lunch, electricity and internet
3. Monthly stipends
4. Priceless Knowledge and exposure
5. Many more.

Cost: Free

Available Slots: 2

How to apply: Send an email to info@euidem.com explaining in details why you think we should pick you.

Closes 7th of February, 2018.

Sir Thank You for this Wonderful Opportunity, God will bless u In million folds. What people pay for, u have decided to teach for free, Go will bless you and your Organization Sir, just sent a mail to the email posted, hopefully I get to partake in this life changing opportunity

yunnyp:
Good evening,

i spoke to the employer concerning your location but the employer insist that they want someone living on the Island.

Thank you for showing interest.

Please sir I am a female and I live on the island, is the job offer still open?

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

My dear pls don't I was once in such shoes, don't fall for a guy that doesn't love you, that will be treating u like rag. Give the relationship time, u will eventually love him. Get to kno him more and spend time with him, find out wat u want in a man and see if he has some qualities, if he has some, then pls keep him. There's no perfect man out der, so if u see the one that keeps u safe and shows you to the world, stick to him. Me , in my case, I left mine, and tested wat the outside world looked like but I cldnt find any man better than him regardless but I told myself, but I don't love him, but the truth was, I did like him, but I was looking for a love that didn't exist elsewhere when I had everything. I was lucky enough that when I came to my senses, he was still der to receive me back regardless, if not I for don hear am so my dear, stay ooo, don't go anywhere. Stay with a Man that Loves you and not the other way round, soon enough u will be glad u stayed.

BigBrother9ja:
The bullet is silver...
And the prison is iron cage...

We don't even know her.... like if u know her share if u don't

See her head like black mango

doyinisaac:
Come back here and pack your spit

Wat is the meaning of this na?? u ppl wee not kill me with laff on this NLand oo

Lemme rephrase " The Real Reason Why You Prohibit Women Pastors" Not God. Abeg no lie for God head, which God tell u this one? The same God wey I dey serve, BIG LIE from the pit of hell. Women of God calls you, Go ahead and do the work of God, don't listen to naysayers, wat about Kathryn Kullman ( don't know if I spelt her name correctly) she was a pastor till death and it was her teaching that inspired Great Men Of God like Pastor Benny hin, Pastor Chris And so Many other Great Men Of God. Thank God say God no be Man, Cs if God be man we for don die finish because of all these their falsehoods and condemnations. Thank God Christ Died for us all and not only Men, So if u are given the Mantle to preach, Preach Sister and let no Man stop You. The Church is Marching On and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it

nomoreface:
In your opinion now, you have made sense abi?

My post is not for everyone. As a matter of fact, only people with sense can relate

May God help all of us because it seems ppl become blinded by darkness every single day. So wait o, wat is my business if my pastor is driving a range? Wats my business if he's eating the money I'm giving for the work ofGod? If we check fully all those ppl claiming to be Christians here on NL but supporting Freeze are hypocrites!!! But they have not realized it yet, how can you open your mouth to judge the Man OF God. Who made you a Judge You are trying to remove specks from ppl's eyes when u have logs in your eyes Ok now, tithe u nor pay, firstfruit u nor pay, ur parents must be living in a mansion right now Cs if they are not, u are the bigger FOOL.

Most Nigerians are asslickers now i see y we are like this... which sensible responsible youth will listen to Freeze Asslickers, and I can even see some females der looking for cheap attention. When a man speaks gibberish u give him chance to realize his faults not praise him.... same people that worship bobrisky is this the same ppl that want to lead us... if you are following Freeze or bobrisky then u are one of the reasons Nigeria is called a shithole Cs instead of planning your future, you are probably on social media asslicking again Cs the person is more prosperous than u are. Youths Arise and Change!!!!

Hardeybohwarley:
We're in 2018 and the guy is already in 2038

Im telling u lmaooo

BabbanBura:
Wetin that rubber wey u use chuk for inside pu..ss..y carry?

Hello Mr, when u quote people especially females do not assume everyone is loosed like the females around you. U are a man, so I expect u to talk like one. Back to your question, I have no idea wat u are talking abt

Bring back our girls jor... Demons be playing one corner on some ppl's brain but they think it's open eye

Aldebaran:

Is the baby an American,a Nigerian or an Aeroplanean?

U ppl play too much

dnawah:
this one is from a rich family and have not seen war before.

y are u ppl like this on NL he say this one haff not seen war before lmao how do u kno ? Cs he's fresh? Na wa

They have paid them again to come and distract us from Buhari and the issues facing Nigeria... Sha we wee watch and we will still vote Buhari Out Come 2019 #OurMumuhaffpassdo

MeezPat:
i no even know wetin i write sef....even if the test simple.... .....i still.......

My dear I am telling u , wish they could just show us the score afterwards instead of all this suspense Cs one can't really say his/her performance now, although the questions were simple

roldre:
were there syllogisms and analytical reasoning in your question

There were no syllogisms funny enough and I spent so much time studying that and the rules too but there were analytical reasoning questions

My own nepa seize light but God was faithful all the same .... was able to put on Gen and fix the situation, 4 minutes was still enough to crosscheck my questions. Generally the questions were simple, if you practiced and prayed you will pass...

Nor be only standard u get, na danza.... so we shld na fry beans Nobody dey find u sef, who papa money epp abi who fine boi epp? Dey der dey deceive urself, u never meet woman wey go package u, put u for your place, even with your money nai make u dey make noise. Na only u get money There are billionaires out der dat are not makin noise, u are just the son of a billionaire and u think u can make noise. After all, I no blame u sha, na some stupid money seeking, fame seeking girls give u this leg

The reason I don't have a best friend.... they can kill you, I hail all those girls wey carry bestie for head, una get mind!!!

xreal:
Our political leaders wouldn't be happy with Yemen taking the first position.

Our APC leaders right now...

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Y u so mean

MetalJigsaw:
We no go tire... Afterall there are so many fake girls out there( worn-out pussies)

Some are even faker than the dolls sef Lol.

Bad mouth if we check na,it's people like you that wear their veejay out Confess!!!

MetalJigsaw:
Joke? this isn't the jokes section. The thing is you're just hoping.

Hoping ke If una like buy 30 sex dolls, make we see who go tire there's nothing like the real deal, fake na fake, real na real

AntiNigerian:
actually they do get wet through sensation technology... you females don't know how painful erections are whenever you deny us sex and laugh at our misery, so a better option is here

Alright then... happy purchasing

PierreDeFermath:
it would never fade. it would stay the same way the use of condom has stayed in Nigeria and condom use isn't different from having sex with rubber but these dolls are much more better and safer than condom,it won't fade away because the dolls are much more beautiful than most normal girls and they have nice complexions. after seeing these dolls,I set my eyes on Amber Rose on another thread and she looked ugly to me. these dolls are just irresistible. that's why it can never fade away. a lot of guys around the world are already in love with them,I thought they were weird guys before too but I now feel what they're feeling. about getting wet,the wetness of the sperm is enough,who wants the sometimes offensive odour and fluid from a normal female. these dolls are just better. raw pleasurable sex

Ok Sir! Goodluck with your analogy, hope u get a sex doll soon to satisfy all that u claim above

PierreDeFermath:
these sex dolls have more advantages over conventional normal women. they can't give a guy HIV or any std and you would do it raw,they won't cheat,they are always ready,they're very gorgeous,hot and sexy,they have all the physical features most guys want and they're just irresistible,they won't demand for money,they won't complain,they're just the best thing whites have invented lately.
I swear,they are giving me boner already. they're so hot and beautiful. I see them taking over soon the same way online shopping is replacing physical shopping,music on cd and movies on tv replacing stage performances,cryptocurrency,digital currency,online purchase,bank transfer,etc replacing physically holding money. people used to complain when these things I listed above just got introduced too but got used to them. These sex dolls are getting too much attention now and before you know it,every guy is feeling attracted to them. Oyinbos can never be underestimated. months ago when I saw these sex dolls,I thought it sounds crazy and impossible for any guy to sleep with them but now they're giving me boner

U still haven't answered my question Mr? Do they get wet BTW wat type of ladies have you been dating/meeting ? They (sex dolls) are getting attention from perverts not real men BTW... for me I'm enjoying this whole saga Cs it's a joke and soon it will fade away, No be Nigerians again , all these rantings go soon end

Even the one that cannot buy ordinary iPhone charger say he want to buy sex doll

But u guys are funny and it's shows how retarded some ppl think or lemme just assume some ppl here are just trying to be funny... so if given the opportunity u will have sex with dat Do these dolls get wet? It shows how many men ignore pre-intimacy, all they do is just bleep leaving their women wanting Cs they don't actually know how to blow a woman away... keep trying to boost ur egos with dolls and porn videos when in real life u can't do anything

kecy19:
MOD please close this thread, there is an existing Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018

https://www.nairaland.com/4151659/seplat-graduate-scheme-2018

Helo kecy, have u written yours?

damtan:
I have some dragnet logical questions and answers. I'll try to collate the mails together and send it to u guys.

Please send to me , my mail is shirleyrafeals@yahoo.com
Thank you, God bless you

Please can someone help me with dragnet logical reasoning past questions pleaseeeeee... This is my first aptitude test EVER Please I need past questions and tips too if any... My email:
Shirleyrafeals@yahoo.com
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Thank You Fam!!!