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Baby Gabby,

Na who dey put u for bad mood?

Show me the person jare . . . . make i end im career

@Poster
At least u know how to post. THunmbs up to u

ISOTOPES

1. Clemcy - exists with no valency number

2. Gabby - Highly reactive

3. Princess - Has high affinity for redox reactions

4. cute angel - classified under group 10, period 15

5. TyTY - naturally hydrocarbonic in nature

6. Lola - unknown

where is mr MOD

hmmmm

Na wa oh, some people no dey fear again

@princess
I no forget you oh. The fact i didnt call your name indicates that your in my memory

@tyty n lola
Una husband, tufe is still in good custody pending when he will behave himself. Polygamy wasnt realy the best for him

@gabby
U know ur my person. na only our 2 know where we dey siddon chop

Sammy has not said wat happened afterwards

Fred, in deep thought, is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Fred? "

"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

Jerry replies "That's not possible."

"It's true."

Jerry asks, "How could a seven year old make your secretary pregnant?"

Fred replies, "He punctured my condoms!"

Thanks for the recognition. I'm as old as Methuselah on this forum.

Infact, i need to give u a gift for recognising me . . . . . .

I am back
. . . . . to all my pals who missed me, where the heck are u guys

Gabby - die hard babe
lolabey - lost but found
clemcy - grand mother of jokes
saucekid - trouble has met his match
dani1luv(so na u be 001 of jokes now)
Migines - forever lost gem
Thuglife - No hope of change for you
Sammy - . . . hmmmm
tyty - where is ur husband
Tufe - u no dey try oh
tope_tdear - u sef no dey show again
ben jay - prefers chasing hips to browsing

WHERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS!!!!!

NOTICED that there are new comers here too.

_{Make i see if i fit spoil something}


1. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded

2. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.



A man after losing one of his arms felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.

Standing on the ledge about to jump, he looked down he saw a man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. As he looked closer he saw that this man didn't have any arms.

He started thinking, Why am I feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm. There goes a man with no arms happy to be alive.

He rushed down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told the man how he had saved his life, and he knew he could make it with one arm if the man could go go through life no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again and The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

The man with no arms replied, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches."

Mumu support

Sharrraaapp that your small lips

If u reach Idumagbo, you go see second-hand apology for sale

No worry

When i dey write names, i go even put asterix too

are u sure?

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Na this kain behaviour dey make me marry 4 wives.

If one no ready, na to check the next room if the other is ready

Jazzy opens her legs . . . . . . .


U can imagine wat Scopium can do

nothing gum dem 2 before.

na so dem just dey pursue themselves

sill couples

you too follow deny me

Bloody silly boy called studio

I no know why Nld no get age restriction. Studio papa for don dey log am in every day

serious

Yea, big horse he is

@Clem,

Thanks yo

illegitimate

studio43:
i nor fit marry woman wey popular pass me

Na who u think say u popular reach for here?

@info and dyab,

Dont mind that horse called scopium

Long time ify