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Jokes Etc / Re: Cars by ituen(m): 8:19am On Mar 09, 2009 |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh MY FERRRRRRAAAARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII |
Jokes Etc / Re: Policeman And Doctors by ituen(m): 6:54am On Mar 09, 2009 |
tight joke thumbs up poster |
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Waaaaaoh For This Kind Of Girl Wa No Gfet Sense by ituen(m): 6:50am On Mar 09, 2009 |
Baby Gabby, Na who dey put u for bad mood? Show me the person jare . . . . make i end im career @Poster At least u know how to post. THunmbs up to u |
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by ituen(m): 6:44am On Mar 09, 2009 |
ISOTOPES 1. Clemcy - exists with no valency number 2. Gabby - Highly reactive 3. Princess - Has high affinity for redox reactions 4. cute angel - classified under group 10, period 15 5. TyTY - naturally hydrocarbonic in nature 6. Lola - unknown |
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News: Christopher Brown and Robyn F. by ituen(m): 6:33am On Mar 09, 2009 |
where is mr MOD |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Urine Sample by ituen(m): 6:30am On Mar 09, 2009 |
hmmmm |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 6:28am On Mar 09, 2009 |
Na wa oh, some people no dey fear again @princess I no forget you oh. The fact i didnt call your name indicates that your in my memory @tyty n lola Una husband, tufe is still in good custody pending when he will behave himself. Polygamy wasnt realy the best for him @gabby U know ur my person. na only our 2 know where we dey siddon chop |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hair Dryer by ituen(m): 5:46am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Sammy has not said wat happened afterwards |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:33am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Fred, in deep thought, is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Fred? " "My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant." Jerry replies "That's not possible." "It's true." Jerry asks, "How could a seven year old make your secretary pregnant?" Fred replies, "He punctured my condoms!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:32am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Thanks for the recognition. I'm as old as Methuselah on this forum. Infact, i need to give u a gift for recognising me . . . . . . |
Jokes Etc / I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:15am On Mar 05, 2009 |
I am back . . . . . to all my pals who missed me, where the heck are u guys Gabby - die hard babe lolabey - lost but found clemcy - grand mother of jokes saucekid - trouble has met his match dani1luv(so na u be 001 of jokes now) Migines - forever lost gem Thuglife - No hope of change for you Sammy - . . . hmmmm tyty - where is ur husband Tufe - u no dey try oh tope_tdear - u sef no dey show again ben jay - prefers chasing hips to browsing WHERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS!!!!! NOTICED that there are new comers here too. Make i see if i fit spoil something 1. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded 2. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. A man after losing one of his arms felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide. Standing on the ledge about to jump, he looked down he saw a man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. As he looked closer he saw that this man didn't have any arms. He started thinking, Why am I feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm. There goes a man with no arms happy to be alive. He rushed down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told the man how he had saved his life, and he knew he could make it with one arm if the man could go go through life no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again and The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?" The man with no arms replied, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches." |
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 2:39pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
Mumu support |
Jokes Etc / Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by ituen(m): 11:20pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Sharrraaapp that your small lips |
Jokes Etc / Re: Studio43 D Bus Conductor by ituen(m): 11:12pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
If u reach Idumagbo, you go see second-hand apology for sale |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 11:10pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
No worry When i dey write names, i go even put asterix too |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 11:08pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
are u sure? |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 11:07pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
arrow |
Jokes Etc / Re: Man And Woman Waking Up In The Morning. . . by ituen(m): 11:05pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Na this kain behaviour dey make me marry 4 wives. If one no ready, na to check the next room if the other is ready |
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Golfer by ituen(m): 11:00pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Jazzy opens her legs . . . . . . . U can imagine wat Scopium can do |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Newly Weds by ituen(m): 10:58pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
nothing gum dem 2 before. na so dem just dey pursue themselves sill couples |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 10:53pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
you too follow deny me |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 10:52pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Bloody silly boy called studio I no know why Nld no get age restriction. Studio papa for don dey log am in every day |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 10:50pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
serious |
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 10:50pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Yea, big horse he is |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Morning Nlanders by ituen(m): 10:40pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
@Clem, Thanks yo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
*busy, compiling list* |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 10:36pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
illegitimate |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 10:33pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
studio43: Na who u think say u popular reach for here? |
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 10:31pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
@info and dyab, Dont mind that horse called scopium |
Jokes Etc / Re: Making Babies by ituen(m): 10:29pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Long time ify |
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