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Jokes Etc / Re: Cars by ituen(m): 8:19am On Mar 09, 2009
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

MY FERRRRRRAAAARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Jokes Etc / Re: Policeman And Doctors by ituen(m): 6:54am On Mar 09, 2009
tight joke

thumbs up poster wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Waaaaaoh For This Kind Of Girl Wa No Gfet Sense by ituen(m): 6:50am On Mar 09, 2009
Baby Gabby,

Na who dey put u for bad mood?

Show me the person jare . . . . make i end im career

@Poster
At least u know how to post. THunmbs up to u
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by ituen(m): 6:44am On Mar 09, 2009
ISOTOPES

1. Clemcy - exists with no valency number

2. Gabby - Highly reactive

3. Princess - Has high affinity for redox reactions

4. cute angel - classified under group 10, period 15

5. TyTY - naturally hydrocarbonic in nature

6. Lola - unknown
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News: Christopher Brown and Robyn F. by ituen(m): 6:33am On Mar 09, 2009
where is mr MOD angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: The Urine Sample by ituen(m): 6:30am On Mar 09, 2009
hmmmm
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 6:28am On Mar 09, 2009
Na wa oh, some people no dey fear again

@princess
I no forget you oh. The fact i didnt call your name indicates that your in my memory

@tyty n lola
Una husband, tufe is still in good custody pending when he will behave himself. Polygamy wasnt realy the best for him

@gabby
U know ur my person. na only our 2 know where we dey siddon chop
Jokes Etc / Re: Hair Dryer by ituen(m): 5:46am On Mar 05, 2009
Sammy has not said wat happened afterwards
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:33am On Mar 05, 2009
Fred, in deep thought, is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Fred? "

"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

Jerry replies "That's not possible."

"It's true."

Jerry asks, "How could a seven year old make your secretary pregnant?"

Fred replies, "He punctured my condoms!"
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:32am On Mar 05, 2009
Thanks for the recognition. I'm as old as Methuselah on this forum.

Infact, i need to give u a gift for recognising me . . . . . .
Jokes Etc / I Am Back by ituen(m): 5:15am On Mar 05, 2009
I am back
. . . . . to all my pals who missed me, where the heck are u guys

Gabby - die hard babe
lolabey - lost but found
clemcy - grand mother of jokes
saucekid - trouble has met his match
dani1luv(so na u be 001 of jokes now)
Migines - forever lost gem
Thuglife - No hope of change for you
Sammy - . . . hmmmm
tyty - where is ur husband
Tufe - u no dey try oh
tope_tdear - u sef no dey show again
ben jay - prefers chasing hips to browsing

WHERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS!!!!!

NOTICED that there are new comers here too.

Make i see if i fit spoil something


1. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded

2. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.



A man after losing one of his arms felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.

Standing on the ledge about to jump, he looked down he saw a man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. As he looked closer he saw that this man didn't have any arms.

He started thinking, Why am I feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm. There goes a man with no arms happy to be alive.

He rushed down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He told the man how he had saved his life, and he knew he could make it with one arm if the man could go go through life no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again and The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

The man with no arms replied, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches."
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 2:39pm On Oct 21, 2008
Mumu support
Jokes Etc / Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by ituen(m): 11:20pm On Oct 17, 2008
Sharrraaapp that your small lips
Jokes Etc / Re: Studio43 D Bus Conductor by ituen(m): 11:12pm On Oct 17, 2008
If u reach Idumagbo, you go see second-hand apology for sale
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 11:10pm On Oct 17, 2008
No worry

When i dey write names, i go even put asterix too
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 11:08pm On Oct 17, 2008
are u sure?
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 11:07pm On Oct 17, 2008
arrow
Jokes Etc / Re: Man And Woman Waking Up In The Morning. . . by ituen(m): 11:05pm On Oct 17, 2008
Na this kain behaviour dey make me marry 4 wives.

If one no ready, na to check the next room if the other is ready
Jokes Etc / Re: Stupid Golfer by ituen(m): 11:00pm On Oct 17, 2008
Jazzy opens her legs . . . . . . .


U can imagine wat Scopium can do
Jokes Etc / Re: The Newly Weds by ituen(m): 10:58pm On Oct 17, 2008
nothing gum dem 2 before.

na so dem just dey pursue themselves

sill couples
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 10:53pm On Oct 17, 2008
you too follow deny me
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 10:52pm On Oct 17, 2008
Bloody silly boy called studio

I no know why Nld no get age restriction. Studio papa for don dey log am in every day
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 10:50pm On Oct 17, 2008
serious
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 10:50pm On Oct 17, 2008
Yea, big horse he is
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Morning Nlanders by ituen(m): 10:40pm On Oct 17, 2008
@Clem,

Thanks yo
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2008
*busy, compiling list*
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 10:36pm On Oct 17, 2008
illegitimate
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 10:33pm On Oct 17, 2008
studio43:

i nor fit marry woman wey popular pass me cool

Na who u think say u popular reach for here?
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 10:31pm On Oct 17, 2008
@info and dyab,

Dont mind that horse called scopium
Jokes Etc / Re: Making Babies by ituen(m): 10:29pm On Oct 17, 2008
Long time ify

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