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Jokes Etc / Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by ituen(m): 8:51am On Oct 15, 2008 |
u cant even say good morning? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 8:50am On Oct 15, 2008 |
this love play don dey turn serious issue |
Jokes Etc / Re: ** You Know You Grew Up In Naija Hoodies If U Rmbr This** by ituen(m): 8:48am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Wat do u expect from someone who played truancy in kindergarten |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Federal Government Is Sending Each Of Us A N60, 000 Rebate by ituen(m): 8:47am On Oct 15, 2008 |
figure of speech |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Morning Nlanders by ituen(m): 8:44am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Thank you my man |
Jokes Etc / Re: Fart Lady by ituen(m): 8:42am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Log off, log on and read again |
Jokes Etc / Re: Scopium! Scopium! by ituen(m): 8:42am On Oct 15, 2008 |
remix |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 8:41am On Oct 15, 2008 |
reciprocal |
Jokes Etc / Re: My Boss Wants To Buy My Baby! by ituen(m): 8:40am On Oct 15, 2008 |
*flashes seun's line continuosly* Na wa oh!! SEun no get credit to call? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Extra Spoons by ituen(m): 8:39am On Oct 15, 2008 |
hehehe |
Jokes Etc / Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(m): 8:35am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Me ur fan? Wen u cant defend urself? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Bar Story by ituen(m): 8:35am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Just wait till my spirit haunts you |
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 8:33am On Oct 15, 2008 |
aint my fault. Gab may skin her alive |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 8:19am On Oct 15, 2008 |
silly boi |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 8:17am On Oct 15, 2008 |
see ur life. u don dey mock am |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 7:24am On Oct 15, 2008 |
ariel |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:24am On Oct 15, 2008 |
hehehehe |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:16am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Dont worry, next time i come, i'm gonna order a Rhino ball |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Federal Government Is Sending Each Of Us A N60, 000 Rebate by ituen(m): 7:10am On Oct 15, 2008 |
thats my girl |
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 7:08am On Oct 15, 2008 |
u get luck else. . . . . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 6:57am On Oct 15, 2008 |
See parable |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 6:49am On Oct 15, 2008 |
moral lesson? |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 6:48am On Oct 15, 2008 |
feaces |
Jokes Etc / Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(m): 6:48am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Dont worry, During ur turn, ur excuse wil be "I FORGOT MY KARATE GI" |
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 6:41am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Are u getting angry? cant i joke wit u |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Federal Government Is Sending Each Of Us A N60, 000 Rebate by ituen(m): 6:41am On Oct 15, 2008 |
dont blame me lady. just jokin wit ya |
Jokes Etc / When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(m): 6:38am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Scopium was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Scopium decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Scopium took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued. The next afternoon Scopium went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened. "Well," explained Scopium, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!" |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 6:36am On Oct 15, 2008 |
chemicals |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 6:36am On Oct 15, 2008 |
Hehehehe Well i go Saturdays will be for ladies only and i go use am compensate friday |
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 6:34am On Oct 15, 2008 |
i'm sorry about ur boyfriend, jazzy |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 6:33am On Oct 15, 2008 |
O boy, dem really design the guy face. But we no good oh. When peter won, we suported him. Now all of us dey laff am |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Morning Nlanders by ituen(m): 6:32am On Oct 15, 2008 |
thanks bro. have a smashing day |
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