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Jokes Etc / Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by ituen(m): 8:51am On Oct 15, 2008
u cant even say good morning? angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 8:50am On Oct 15, 2008
this love play don dey turn serious issue
Jokes Etc / Re: ** You Know You Grew Up In Naija Hoodies If U Rmbr This** by ituen(m): 8:48am On Oct 15, 2008
Wat do u expect from someone who played truancy in kindergarten
Jokes Etc / Re: The Federal Government Is Sending Each Of Us A N60, 000 Rebate by ituen(m): 8:47am On Oct 15, 2008
figure of speech
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Morning Nlanders by ituen(m): 8:44am On Oct 15, 2008
Thank you my man
Jokes Etc / Re: Fart Lady by ituen(m): 8:42am On Oct 15, 2008
Log off, log on and read again
Jokes Etc / Re: Scopium! Scopium! by ituen(m): 8:42am On Oct 15, 2008
remix
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 8:41am On Oct 15, 2008
reciprocal
Jokes Etc / Re: My Boss Wants To Buy My Baby! by ituen(m): 8:40am On Oct 15, 2008
*flashes seun's line continuosly*

Na wa oh!! SEun no get credit to call?
Jokes Etc / Re: Extra Spoons by ituen(m): 8:39am On Oct 15, 2008
hehehe
Jokes Etc / Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(m): 8:35am On Oct 15, 2008
Me ur fan?

Wen u cant defend urself?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Bar Story by ituen(m): 8:35am On Oct 15, 2008
Just wait till my spirit haunts you
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 8:33am On Oct 15, 2008
aint my fault.

Gab may skin her alive
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 8:19am On Oct 15, 2008
silly boi grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 8:17am On Oct 15, 2008
see ur life. u don dey mock am
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 7:24am On Oct 15, 2008
ariel
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:24am On Oct 15, 2008
hehehehe grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 7:16am On Oct 15, 2008
Dont worry,

next time i come, i'm gonna order a Rhino ball
Jokes Etc / Re: The Federal Government Is Sending Each Of Us A N60, 000 Rebate by ituen(m): 7:10am On Oct 15, 2008
thats my girl
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 7:08am On Oct 15, 2008
u get luck angry angry angry angry angry else. . . . . .
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 6:57am On Oct 15, 2008
See parable grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen's Adventurous Dining by ituen(m): 6:49am On Oct 15, 2008
moral lesson? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 6:48am On Oct 15, 2008
feaces
Jokes Etc / Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(m): 6:48am On Oct 15, 2008
Dont worry,

During ur turn, ur excuse wil be "I FORGOT MY KARATE GI"
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 6:41am On Oct 15, 2008
Are u getting angry? cant i joke wit u undecided undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: The Federal Government Is Sending Each Of Us A N60, 000 Rebate by ituen(m): 6:41am On Oct 15, 2008
dont blame me lady.

just jokin wit ya
Jokes Etc / When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(m): 6:38am On Oct 15, 2008
Scopium was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, Scopium decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself.

So, one day, on the way home from work Scopium took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon Scopium went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

"Well," explained Scopium, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!"
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 6:36am On Oct 15, 2008
chemicals
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Went To Hell by ituen(m): 6:36am On Oct 15, 2008
Hehehehe

Well i go Saturdays will be for ladies only and i go use am compensate friday
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by ituen(m): 6:34am On Oct 15, 2008
i'm sorry about ur boyfriend, jazzy
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg see sammuel peters and klitschko by ituen(m): 6:33am On Oct 15, 2008
O boy,

dem really design the guy face.

But we no good oh. When peter won, we suported him. Now all of us dey laff am
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Morning Nlanders by ituen(m): 6:32am On Oct 15, 2008
thanks bro. have a smashing day

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