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Jokes Etc / Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by ituen(m): 7:48am On Oct 13, 2008
Well don Jazzt for your reply grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Divorce Letter ! by ituen(m): 7:48am On Oct 13, 2008
u don dey form Macho man
Jokes Etc / Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 7:47am On Oct 13, 2008
sharrap
Jokes Etc / Re: Hell Yes I Lurve Cloning Ppl Dont I? by ituen(m): 7:46am On Oct 13, 2008
he's saying that on your monitor, this are the only options shown during replies

"Reply (Click Once, Then Wait)" and not Click, Click Click
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 7:42am On Oct 13, 2008
Na wa

extra spiritual hands don enter this fight oh
Forum Games / Re: "I Just" Game by ituen(m): 7:41am On Oct 13, 2008
what the heck is this?

Move this to forum games.
Scopium, you shld know what to post in jokes.
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 7:39am On Oct 13, 2008
flesh
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerians On The List! by ituen(m): 7:38am On Oct 13, 2008
NOw

since i've seen ur thread, there is nothing funny, educative and informative about it.

And the most silly part is that you duplicate the threads.

Man, I go dey avoid any joke from you
Jokes Etc / Re: S A Jokes by ituen(m): 7:36am On Oct 13, 2008
RSA:

INTELLIGENT V/S BEING CLEVER
A black guy and a white guy were sitting in the park.

The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.

So the black guy said

"Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet".

"Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he goes mad,
"Where are my bananas?"
The white guy says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.

The black guy just chilled.
Then the white guy said few seconds later, can u look after your brother

I am going to the toilet.
The black guy says, OK.
When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking
"What happened to my monkey?"
The black dude says
"Mr. don't get involved it’s a family matter!!!"

now this is the best joke you have published so far
Jokes Etc / Re: Checking Your Iq by ituen(m): 10:09pm On Oct 12, 2008
na who be this new saucekid?
Jokes Etc / Re: Pappyshoes & Jazzyj – Na Waa For Pappy Though. . . . by ituen(m): 10:08pm On Oct 12, 2008
better

cos i don tire for that studio boy
Jokes Etc / Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 10:06pm On Oct 12, 2008
correct
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 10:05pm On Oct 12, 2008
bush
Jokes Etc / Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 10:04pm On Oct 12, 2008
@
SAM MILLA:

after duping you at the supermat ?

if she duped me and later settled down with me, i dont see why you shld have the last laugh
Jokes Etc / Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by ituen(m): 10:03pm On Oct 12, 2008
Well, all i need is to increase my libido.

Gabby has no problem with that
Jokes Etc / Re: Which Is The Koko! by ituen(m): 9:59pm On Oct 12, 2008
u can imaginethe first post from someone in jokes section angry angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Guilty Person? by ituen(m): 9:58pm On Oct 12, 2008
@dre

u no get beef at all. we all dey enjoy ourselves
Jokes Etc / Re: They Said You Need A Big Dog To Scare Arm Robbers In Lagos Will This Dog Do by ituen(m): 9:58pm On Oct 12, 2008
see the dog six packs grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: 8 Amazing Holes! by ituen(m): 9:57pm On Oct 12, 2008
dont mind him. he spends all this day at ojuelegba bridge as a tout and the day's earning, he spend in a cybercafe
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by ituen(m): 9:54pm On Oct 12, 2008
I wonder why Sam can differentiate between jazzy and Gabby

Jazzy would don any thing for paper
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 6:53am On Oct 12, 2008
fighting
Jokes Etc / Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 6:52am On Oct 12, 2008
it cant be!!!

money dey for our side kampe so that kain thought no suppose reach ur brain
Jokes Etc / Re: 8 Amazing Holes! by ituen(m): 6:51am On Oct 12, 2008
correct man
Jokes Etc / Re: They Said You Need A Big Dog To Scare Arm Robbers In Lagos Will This Dog Do by ituen(m): 6:48am On Oct 12, 2008
you too do over sabi concernng this newbie thing sef

I remember having problems wit u when you were a newbie
Jokes Etc / Re: Pappyshoes & Jazzyj – Na Waa For Pappy Though. . . . by ituen(m): 3:39am On Oct 12, 2008
who wants to know your condition?
Jokes Etc / Re: Checking Your Iq by ituen(m): 3:38am On Oct 12, 2008
is that saucekid pikin i see for here?
Jokes Etc / Re: They Said You Need A Big Dog To Scare Arm Robbers In Lagos Will This Dog Do by ituen(m): 3:36am On Oct 12, 2008
i tire for these newbies
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 3:34am On Oct 12, 2008
dangerous
Jokes Etc / Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ituen(m): 3:27am On Oct 12, 2008
it seems there is a light at the end of the tunnel
Jokes Etc / Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 3:25am On Oct 12, 2008
thats why i have to be by her side
Jokes Etc / Re: They Said You Need A Big Dog To Scare Arm Robbers In Lagos Will This Dog Do by ituen(m): 11:02pm On Oct 11, 2008
Na who born this dog sef?

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