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Rt Rev Evang Prof Dr Miggy (LLM OFRN Phd PHCN, OBT, 419)

. . and everyone else

and OBJ is d press secretary

@tufe

You too?

i kow say u know say i sabi something

I.m trying to see how to make things better in Nairaland. We are putting together a list of people to ban

Miggy talk na?

Abi muscle pull don catch ur mouth?

well all i know is that it came out from ur mouth whether na mistake or not

One day, three couples were out for dinner. They were all sitting around the table and when their food came, the smartest guy thought I should tell my wife something sweet. He thought, 'I'll have coffee so I will say pass me the sugar, Sugar,' and so he did.
One of the other guys sitting around the table thought that was pretty nifty, so he said, "Can you pass me the honey, Honey?"
His wife was very happy at his remark.
The third guy sitting there was thinking and thinking of something to say to his wife. He thought, 'I need some more tea,' and so he said to his wife, "Can you pass me the tea, Bag?"

A blonde walks into a store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No," says the man, "You may not."
So the next day she dyes her hair blue and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No," says the man, "You may not."
So the next day she disguises as a Grandma and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No," says the man, "I told you yesterday, the day before, and last week. By the way, that's a microwave."

looks like plastic hose which should be connected to water

. . . but u dont have money yet na

Hey you thuggy,

I dont need slangs during my set. better buckle up

Experts agree that anyone going hiking should always carry a survival kit in case they get lost. What the experts do not tell you is that the single most important item you should pack in your survival kit is an ordinary deck of cards.
Should you ever get lost, do not panic. Simply find a relatively flat spot, get your deck of cards out, and start playing solitaire. Before you know it, someone will be looking over your shoulder telling you to put that black four on the red five ,

Signs you may be a Canadian

1. You stand in "line-ups" not lines.
2. You're not offended by the tem, "Homo Milk".
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a napkin, I just spilled my poutine".
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp,eh!!".
8. You can drink legally while still a teen.
9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
12. You're not sure if the leader of your nation has ever had sex and don't want to know if he has!
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs
14. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
15. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
16. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
17. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
18. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
19. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
20. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".

Things That Make You Go Hmmm,

1. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
2. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
3. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
4. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
5. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
6. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
7. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
8. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
10. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
11. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
12. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
13. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
14. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
15. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
16. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Because if i do it, I may have many threads and it may not look nice. Imagine one page of jokes with my name on it. THIS IS created so that all the replies can be done on one page rather than u having to reply every single thread i post. Think abt it.

If i think a joke is special, i den post it as a separate joke.

Thanks for the compliment.

to me he looks ok. it is real designers

This wld be kinda hard

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

. . . . . .where militants wine and dine

Is Seun a police man?

Wetin dey the end of dat gun?

U try for d remix but d joke is old

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a bouquet

Ok man

PEACE

Ralph Klein was cleaning his office, when he found a lamp. He then rubbed it and a genie appeared. The genie said, "You have three wishes that I will grant you."
He first wishes for a cold can of beer.
Poof!! A can of beer appears.
He then wished that he could be on a tropical island, surrounded by young and beautiful women.
Poof!! He was on a tropical island, surrounded by young and beautiful women.
Then he thought, wow this is great! He then wishes he never has to work again.
Poof!! He's back in his office.

This is democracy. Speak OUT

good for him

My full name long. e fit spoil nairaland server

tea

Rt Rev Evang Prof Miggy