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engine pic, 800k last

How can it be 4 plugs when it V6?

Nice ride 700k pin:304D1113

Your price please.

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I need Toyota Camry 2003, big daddy. How much am I paying?

kennybelle:
I can sense u‘re talking from experience, but guy u try o! Your exes did all these to you, n u still felt like sharing ur experiences?

Hahahahahaha you are not seriouse....You share your own experience

1. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding.

2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR
she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want to or not.

3. When you dump ABUJA girl, she will
cry day and night.

4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she
will park her things and before you say jack, she is in Europe. U will start calling to to make up (that`s if u are lucky to have her phone number).

5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will
try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her another chance.

6. When you dump a girl from IMO and Abia, she won't even notice. She will be easy removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes.

7. When you dump a girl from WARRI she will turn her bed roomed into a brewery and
drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.

8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she
will sleep around with all your friends.

9. When you dump a Girl from OGUN
she will make a scene for you.

10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if you
dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step-mother.

11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will
report you to her dad in the army and you will
marry her at gun-point.

12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM
she will sleep with your grand-father and become your
other grandmother.

More pic please, I want the car bad

Nowadays, spending your hard earn money in the church is no longer justifiable as it use to be back in the days. So it got me thinking, hence most pastors are up to get your moneys for their own selfish interest, I would rather give the whole money to those who truely deserve it like paying school fees, giving to those who can't even afford 2 meal per day and to the less privilege than putting the whole sum in the church basket.
Your opinion is welcome. Happy Sunday!!!

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President Barack Obama has won backing
from key US political figures on his plans for a
military strike on Syria.
Mr Obama said a "limited" strike was needed to
degrade President Bashar al-Assad's capabilities in
response to an alleged chemical weapons attack.
Key Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric
Cantor both signalled their support for military
action. Congress is expected to vote next week.
The UN earlier confirmed that more than two million
Syrians were now refugees.
More than 100,000 people are thought to have died
since the uprising against President Assad began in
March 2011.
'Broader strategy'
President Obama and Vice-President Joe Biden met
House Speaker John Boehner, House Democratic
Leader Nancy Pelosi and the chairmen and ranking
members from the national security committees in
Washington on Tuesday.
Mr Boehner signalled his support for Mr Obama's
call for action, saying that only the US had the
capacity to stop President Assad. Mr Boehner urged
his colleagues in Congress to follow suit.
Mr Cantor, the House of Representatives majority
leader, said he also backed Mr Obama.
The Virginia Republican said: "Assad's Syria, a state
sponsor of terrorism, is the epitome of a rogue
state, and it has long posed a direct threat to
American interests and to our partners."
Ms Pelosi said she did not believe Congress wouldreject a resolution calling for force.
Mr Obama said that Mr Assad had to be held
accountable for the chemical attack and that he was
confident Congress would back him.

Continue reading: m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-23950253

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Daniel Obasi. Your view or comment is out of contest. Are you sure you can read? Please don't write cause you want to write without an understanding of the subject matter. Thank you.

How I wish other innocent civilians killed by boko haram receive same gesture from the federal government.

This is a nice development.

Emotions ran high, yesterday, at the 81
Division Headquarters of the Nigerian Army,
Victoria Island, Lagos, as widows of military
personnel killed by members of the Boko Haram
sect last month in Maiduguiri, Borno State were
presented a cheque of N1 million each.
The widows, numbering 12, majority of whom were
between 20 and 30 years, including their children,
broke down in uncontrollable tears.
Presenting the cheques, General Officer
Commanding, GOC, 81 Division, Major General Abel
Umahi, said the compensation was from the Borno
State governor, Alhaji Kashim Shettima, as part of
succor to cushion the effect of the loss on their
next-of-kin.
Describing the moment as a solemn one, he said
the deceased soldiers from the 174 Battalion died in
active service so that majority of Nigerians could
live in peace.
He said aside the N1 million compensation by the
Borno State governor, the Nigerian Army had
undertaken a number of things such as payment of
benefits accrued to the deceased as well as taking
responsibility of the deceased’s children academic
pursuit, particularly those below 18 years.
He assured that the Nigerian Army would continue
to do all within its powers to comfort the bereaved
families.
GOC warns extended families
Advising the widows to use the money given to
them wisely, Umahi, however, cautioned extended
families not to arm-twist the widows of their
benefits.
“Widows and children of the fallen soldiers are
targets of this gesture. It is meant for wives and
children, not for extended family members. The
money should be used to carter for the need of the
wives and children of the deceased. It is not for
burial because the Nigerian Army had taken care of
all the burial responsibilities.”
He also warned that the beneficiaries should not be
stampeded out of their respective barracks
accommodation.
The slain soldiers are Captain A. I. Oshoga, N/13977
of 174 Battalion; Sergeant Sadiq Ominisi with Force
number 95NA/40/4750 of 174 Battalion; Corporal
Olafimihan Akeem, 92 NA/33/1698 of 9 Brigade;
Corporal Sabo Mijinwaya of 9 Brigade; Corporal
Moses Sylvester 97NA/44/3971 of 9 Brigade; Lance
Corporal Umar is a 97NA/45/7655 of 9 Brigade;
Lance Corporal Michael Ike of 9 Brigade; Lance
Corporal Nwabunwane Monday of 81 Division.
Others are Lance Corporal Kabiru Mairiga of 81
Division Garrison; Lance Corporal Job of 81 Division
Garrison; Private Ephraim Ebimine and Private Ndah
Mohammed.

www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/widows-of-slain-soldiers-receive-n12m-compensation/

Am comfortable taking Military action without UN Authorization. He went further to state that he can issue the order tomorrow, next week or in a month time. However, he's gonna wait for Congress to resume and ask for their opinion.
Those where some of the words from the US president this evening. His primary anger is death of over 1000 innocent civilians via the use of Chemical weapons of wish majority are children. What's your view on this subjects please?

Nigeria’s representatives in the just concluded Big
Brother Africa reality TV show, Beverly Osu and
Melvin Oduah were presented to the media at the
Protea Hotel, Victoria Island, Lagos last Thursday
after their triumphant return to the country. The two
ex-housemates recounted their personal
experiences in the Big Brother House. Beverly was
the first to put the record straight , as she denied
having séx in the House with her South African
counterpart, Angelo. She however, confirmed that
her relationship with Angelo was real.
In BBA House
The experience was awesome.Though it was
challenging, God really saw me through. It is
something everybody should look forward to
participating in. I don’t believe I was cheated during
the grand finale. Housemates from West Africa
were not only united but, we dominated the House.
Whoever won the show really deserved to win. For
me and Melvin, having made it to the finals, we are
equally winners in our own rights. At least, we
brought something home to show for our efforts.
Having séx with South Africa’s Angelo!
I did not have séx in the House. I had a relationship
with Angelo Collins but we did not have séx. I loved
him and I still love him. I am a blunt person and
very real. People that knew me before BBA know
that I don’t pretend to be who I am. If it happens,
you fall in love, you can’t fake it. I did not have séx
with Angelo. I was under the bathtube, but we never
had séx. Maybe, the camera made it look so.
Everybody gets náked to have their bath, so I don’t
think it is wrong for me to be náked when I have my
bath too. There was no way. I couldn’t be different
because I went for a reality show. So, I should not
be judged by what people saw during the show
since I didn’t intentionally bring out my video for all
to see. .Big brother did that.
Winning strategy
I am a very blunt person. Melvin can testify to this
claim because he stayed with me for ninety one
days in the House. I was only talking to my fellow
Housemates. And I don’t regret anything I said
about myself and my family. This is because if I
have to be on this platform, people have to know
the real me and what I have been through.
On her plans for the future
I’ll continue with my online reality show “Beverly
Says” and I’ll complete my education. I also intend
to go into acting.I’m a 200 level student of the
National Open University of Nigeria, where I am
studying Mass Communication.
My mum’s reaction
My mum has tutored me very well. Even if the
whole world rejects me today, my mum can’t reject
me. I love my mum so much. I’m her only daughter
and the last child in the family. I have always been
there for her, just as she has always been there for
me. I will not disappoint my mum intentionally by
saying she this or she’s that…
Embarrassing Nigerians
I don’t feel happy about it because this is the first
time, I represented the country in any continental
competition. But the fact remains that if you didn’t
go for it, you wouldn’t know how it’s in the House. I
wasn’t there with my cell phone to be able to
communicate with the outside world. I was just
there alone. I’m sorry for embarrassing my country.
I didn’t do it intentionally. My participation in the
show was not to embarrass my country. I am a
proud Nigerian.
On featuring in a pórn production by Afrocandy
I heard about it. Thanks for the offer but no.
on Twitter and become a fan on Facebook.

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Same to you

Most time I wonder if the Administrator of Nairaland has lost his sense of human. How could trash like this make the front page?

THIS IS A WARNING TO PARENTS AND GUARDIANS!!!
•Warn your daughter never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the relationship, even uncles.
•Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2years old. Learn to excuse yourself.
•If you have to hire a house-help, kindly take them for HIV screeningto determine their status, properly interview them and make up your mind to
treat them well.
•Never allow any adult refer to your new born as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’.
•Never tempt your husband with your sister or friend or else he’d say it's hers and the devil’s fault.
•Avoid unnecessary familiarity with the opposite sex and make sure you take care of your husband yourself so as not to leadhim into temptation.
•Whenever your child goes out to play with friends, make sure you look for a way to find out the kind of play they played together,as young people sexually abuse themselves now.
•Never force your child to visit anyadult he/she is not comfortable with and also be observant if yourchild becomes fond of a particular adult.
•Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn, you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions.
•If you don’t teach your children about sex, the society will teach them the wrong values and most likely, in very hard ways.
•It's always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you buy for them before they start seeing it themselves.
•Teach your 3year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone, including you, touch those areas. Remember, charity begins athome and with YOU.
•Blacklist all materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child, that is, music, movies and musicians, and let them understandthe value of standing out of the crowd.
•Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show you can always defend him/her.

DON YUK: I still insist.... Man utd needs a top mid-fielder whether you like it or YES...... Pls Where am i?

Lol! Guy, you funny. Hahahaha!

My Honda accord 98 is 200k, America speck, the only thing I've change is steering pump and top gasket. Every other thing still intact. Too good to be true right? But it the truth..

israel007: Believe me, I'm not a fan. But hey, the colour of her gum may not be nicotine related. May be natural.

Not the gum, check the middle of her teeth. (the incisor)

Tonto posted this picture on instagrm and says underneath it

'' Look wat tobacco can do to ur Teeth......''




...SMH....

A senator in Nigeria earns 240 million naira (about 1.7 million US dollars) in salaries and allowances and a member of the House of Representatives earns 204 million naira (about 1.45million US dollars) per annum. It definitely rubs insult to injury for the average Civil servant who earns about 46 to 120 US dollars per month. -

See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/nigerian-lawmakers-are-the-highest-paid-in-the-world/#sthash.gAkiwKlv.dpuf

Dubby6: As u don tell us nw wetin u/we gain like it or not ure Jobless

You are a goat. If you don't have nothing to say why not close that hatch you call mouth. Your father and you are jobless.