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As Nigerians, both home and abroad, continue to wait
anxiously for the 2015 general elections, the Witches &
Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN) has predicted
what would happen after the polls.
According to a communique signed by Dr Okhue Iboi,
President WITZAN, the All Progressives Congress
National Leader, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, will be betrayed
in 2015 by his close aides.
“Tinubu will be betrayed. He will be sold out by those
he trusted. This betrayal will affect his political empire.
Tinubu’s political dynasty is under threat of crumbling.

“Tinubu is a good man, but the bitter truth he must
swallow today is that APC is going nowhere. Many top
notchers of PDP that are in APC now will go back to
PDP. Witches said so in November last year and it
happened.
“I’m telling the whole world again today that many
former PDP leaders that are now in APC will betray
Tinubu and other APC leaders, they will go back to PDP
this year, and before 2015 general elections,” the
communique read.
Commenting on why they decided to hold the meeting,
Iboi said the association had a meeting following a
distress call by witches in Yobe, Adamawa and Borno.
He added that the issue of Boko Haram insurgency was
the highlight of their discussions.

“Witches and Wizards in Nigeria are deeply worried by
what is going on in the country especially Boko Haram
insurgency. As stakeholders in the Nigerian project, we
can no longer afford to fold our hands while the nation
burns. Enough is enough,” he said.
The 55-year-old wizard also stated that President
Goodluck Jonathan will win the presidential elections
come 2015.

“Jonathan will win re-election. Although there will be
pockets of violence, Jonathan will win.
“I will also have to appeal to Buhari and Tinubu, they
should not waste their money, time and energy on the
poll. They should go home and rest. They should forget
about becoming President or Vice President of Nigeria.
APC will still lose more governors to PDP before this
year runs out," Iboi said.
The Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC,
has announced that the 2015 Election would start in
February.


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Courtney, a 29-year-old woman from Houston, was on her way to a friend when she found herself with a gun against her head. The robber wanted to take her Samsung smartphone, but the woman refused to give it up. After the man had threatened to shoot her, Courtney rushed away towards her friend's apartment, though she never thought the man would pull the trigger.

The robber wanted to get the smartphone so badly, that he didn't just pull the trigger, but actually aimed at the head. Luckily, the bullet only wounded the woman, but that was not the end. After Courtney and her friend, Jennifer Pauley, closed the entrance door, the robber attempted to break in, and if he managed to do it, the consequences would have been horrifying as Jenifer's 6-years-old granddaughter was also at home at that moment. Luckily for the women, the robber's life instinct was stronger than the desire to get a new smartphone, and he ran away.

After Courtney got medical treatment, she said in the interview to KHOU 11 News that she doesn't regret she didn't give him the phone: “Get a job. I work hard for my stuff”. The police are currently investigating the case and advice the residents of the complex to improve their security systems. And what do you think? Are you ready to risk your life to save your favorite device?


http://articles.informer.com/a-woman-is-ready-to-give-her-life-for-a-samsung-galaxy.html

The on-going National Conference is aimed at delegating and suggesting solutions for major problems in the country we have today. But while, delegates have gathered to convene over these issues, some other delegates have decided to get another positive thing out of the conference as two delegates have decided to find love and kick off a relationship.

A delegate from one of the vocal geo-political zones aged between 55 and 60 has fallen in love with another delegate aged between 60 and 65. According to reports, both love birds have concluded arrangements to tie the nuptial knot and will soon say, “Yes I do” to each other before the end of this year.

It was not clear what the marital status of one of them was as of the time of this report. But the other was said to have lost the spouse to the cold hands of death. Both delegates have confirmed the relationship and intend to go public with it soon.


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Facially She Looks young Both This Lady aka Ble-Ble is indeed Not A Girl Again but A Woman, The actress has revealed that she is not searching for a new lover oh! She also told encomium magazine that she’s not dating former Mr Nigeria, Keneth Okolie who she has been shooting a film with! Hmmmm! Not only did she say she is not searching for a man, she also revealed she is single! Hian! (So how does she intend to find her man?). Find the excepts of the interview below;

Whenever your name is mentioned nowadays, Kenneth Okolie, the former Mr. Nigeria, is usually mentioned as well. A lot of your fans may suspect you are dating?

No! That’s not true. You only hear about Kenneth mentioned alongside my name because we worked together in a couple of movies. When two celebrities work together, whenever the name of one person is mentioned there is high chance of the other being mentioned as well.

So, it’s no big deal. We only have a working relationship and that’s all. If another actor played a lead role with me in a movie, his name will definitely come up most times when I’m talked about. Kenneth Okolie is a very good actor, no doubt.

For the purpose of your fans, what is your relationship status now?

I am single, but not searching. My search is over.

So who is the lucky man?

At the right time, you will know him. I don’t think it’s time to reveal his identity yet.

Word to your fans who have missed you?

Over the years, I got so many calls from my fans who have missed me, all asking when I’m coming out with new stuffs. I want to say a big thanks to all of them for their support all these years and for waiting patiently. I will not disappoint you. For those who lost patience, please let’s make it work, for without you, my brand is dead.


http://www.talkofnaija.com/entertainment/im-single-not-searching-for-a-man-39year-old-actress

It has been gathered that some Super Eagles stars like
goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama received $130,000(about
N20.8m – a man) each as appearance fee for the 2014
World Cup in Brazil.
It was not a flat rate, but some of the players like
Enyeama who were involved in both the qualifiers as
well as the World Cup in Brazil got as much as $
130,000 said one official.This is outside the match
bonus and daily allowances they were paid.
Players who qualified Nigeria to a fifth World Cup also
got a share of the FIFA largesse, several top team
officials disclosed.
BRAZIL, Curitiba : (From top L) Nigeria’s team
midfielder John Obi Mikel, forward Emmanuel Emenike,
defender Kenneth Omeruo, defender Godfrey Oboabona
and defender Efe Ambrose (from bottom L) forward
Victor Moses, goalkeeper and captain Vincent Enyeama,
forward Ahmed Musa, midfielder Ogenyi Onazi,
midfielder Ramon Azeez and defender Juwon Oshaniwa
pose during a Group F football match between Iran and
Nigeria at the Baixada Arena in Curitiba at the 2014
FIFA World Cup on June 16, 2014. AFP PHOTO
Team officials were also not left out of the largesse
with the least getting about $25,000.
But it was further learnt that it was not all plain sailing
as there were disagreements particularly as regards
whether those who qualified the team for Brazil 2014
should also be part of the appearance fee.
“There was a big issue among the senior players
whether those who were part of the qualifiers should
also get something. At the end of the day, skipper
Joseph Yobo prevailed that they also have to be
included,” a team official informed AfricanFootball.com
“So, even some players like John Utaka and Raheem
Lawal, who played just a couple of qualifiers, will also
get something.”

www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/world-cup-eagles-get-n20-8m/

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kobonaire: Development. He's not 'grown', football wise, at the same pace as Messi or other star players. He needs to keep at it and improve his game. I think a change of club so that he gets more first team action may help him.

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You can have your dream wedding without breaking the bank or sacrificing style. All that is required is creativity, and focus on your long term goals (beyond the ceremony itself). From reserving a low-cost wedding ceremony site, to getting creative with décor, you can create your dream wedding and still stay within your
budget.

One thing you have to get straight up front is that nothing in the wedding ceremony is compulsory or cas in concrete. From wedding gown to your vows, cakes to decor, you name it. You can customize it. You can wed in church/mosque or in court. You can wear the
traditional white, choose your colour, wear a skirt suit or Aso Oke depending on the venue. It is your call. You can bring your personality into your wedding.

It is not a do or die affair, or something to go broke over. Your wedding is not an investment (although some folks believe you may get cash gifts over and above what you spent, but you may be surprised). The first thing to do is to determine your budget, and stick to it.

Wedding Date
Getting married on a working day can save you a lot of money, from cheaper hall rental to reduced crowd to feed at reception. It will also give you more leverage for negotiation with vendors, as business is slow on week days. It also works out cheaper for guests flying in.

Bridal Gown
This is a very emotional topic. An average bride wants a designer wedding gown, event it means punching giant holes in the wedding budget. You have 3 options - rent, sew or buy (from a designer or order from abroad). If you are serious about saving money, renting is the way to go. For a dress you will only wear for a few hours, buying one when you cannot afford it is an emotional decision.

Groom's Suits
Same as the bride, you can use what you have, sew or buy a designer suit. Unlike the case of the bride, you can use the suit after the wedding, if you bought a normal suit and nothing outlandish. Again, there is no
law that says the groom and the best man must wear the same thing. If you cannot afford a new suit or see no reason why you must get a new one, do your thing.

Invitation Cards and Program
Here too, you have options. You can produce yours on a PC (if you are good with computer graphics), get a friend to help or give it to a printer. Doing it yourself gives you more control and peace of mind, if you know what you are doing.

Reception Venue
You have different options when it comes to the venue, depending on your budget. You can use a church or school hall, an events centre, a field or a friend's or family member's garden. Again, it depends on your budget (and number of invitees). If you want to save money, if you have a free option, why shell out so much money?

Decoration
You can shop for an inexpensive decorator (getting contacts from recently married friends or acquaintances), or if you have a close friend who is good at it, do it for you. You only get to buy the materials. Just make sure it is something they have done before, and not using your event to learn.

Food and Drinks
You will want to outsource this one to avoid the stress involved. If you have an army of dependable helpers, then you can take the risk of going the do-it-yourself route. However, if you want to hire a vendor to handle this, you can tap into your network, and get quotes
from 3 - 4 vendors, to get a good deal. Note also that cheap can bite, and end up being more expensive.

Whoever you decide on should come highly
recommended. Also you can keep costs down by choosing a simple menu and reducing the number on invitees. There is no point trying to outdo the last wedding you attended.

Video and Photography
You will want to leave this to the professionals, unless you have a close friend or family who will handle it free or at cost, as a gift to you. Since this is a memory you will enjoy for the rest of your life, you will want this professionally done, as you cannot rewind to capture it again.

Honeymoon
Many couples are ready to splash on the wedding, and skip the honeymoon altogether. This is not a good idea. Although a honeymoon is not compulsory, this period is pays off in starting off your marriage on a soun footing - a time to let out the stress of the past months and time to bond properly before rushing into the next phase of your lives. It serves as a time to set the tone for your marriage by revisiting your rules of engagement and modus operandi as a couple. It is a moment to cherish and enjoy, before screaming kids arrive on the scene. It does not have to be expensive. There are many resorts in Nigeria that fit the bill.

Reduce Number of Vendors
The fewer vendors you have to pay, the cheaper for you do to economy of scale. For example, having the same person do your hair and make-up is cheaper that using different people, same with catering and decoration,
cake etc. Package deals work out cheaper if you negotiate well. However, be sure the vendor can deliver on all counts. Avoid being penny wise, pound foolish. Consult widely.

Stick to Your Guns
After you have made your initial decision, stick to it. Don't keep upgrading and increasing the budget as th day draws nearer, and as you witness more weddings. You are not in a competition, and there are no prizes a stake. Keep your eye on the big picture - life after your wedding.

Whatever you decide, remember that the main focus of the wedding ceremony is you and your groom, and what you really want – not how much money you spent. As much as it is nice to whao the crowd momentarily, what happens thereafter matters more than the public show.

Rather than keep delaying your wedding because of money, cut your plans to size, do it and move on with the much anticipated phase of your life.

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There are a lot of wives out there who really want to make their sex life with their husband what God intended it to be, but sometimes get frustrated by not understanding why he’s always asking for sex, even when they just had it, or what he means when he says things like “I just want you to want me”. If you’re ready, here are 6 things (in no particular order) that husbands wish their wives knew about sex:

1 Sex is not optional in his mind - To a husband; sex is about right up there on the list with eating and breathing. Can he survive without it? Yes, but it’s not fun at all. Sex is to the man, what talking/communication is to the woman. If you would ask several wives if it would be ok if their husband didn’t listen or communicate with them for weeks at a time – well, you get the idea. Frequent sex = happy, attentive, listening, cuddling, caring, talking husband.

2 Husbands use sex to reconnect – Think of it this way: Let’s use the example of a cordless phone (bear with me here). Let’s say the husband is the cordless handset, and the wife is the base. The handset may hold a charge for a while off the base, maybe even for a couple of days. But sooner or later, the handset is going to have to be recharged or reconnected to the base to keep the battery charged, the programming updated,
and the phone usable. When your husband comes home from a long day at work, and the first thing on his mind is sex, it’s not that he’s some sort of sex addict, it’s just him longing to “return to his base” and reconnect with his wife in a “I’ve had a long day, and I need
assurance that no matter how hard life gets, you and I are ok” way.

3 He doesn’t always want to be the one asking -Most husbands are fine with being the “sexual aggressor” most of the time, but if he is always the one that is trying to start something, he starts to feel like you just “put up with him”, and don’t really care about sex. Every husband’s fantasy is to be sitting there on the couch, watching TV or whatever, and have his wife come over out of nowhere (obviously the kids aren’t around), straddle him, and start going at it. He wants to know that his wife “desires” him sexually, not just puts up with him sexually. This is a huge boost to his self-esteem and overall confidence.

4 He thinks you’re gorgeous, and you can’t change that – It doesn’t matter how you feel about that left over baby fat, or how you cringe when you look in the mirror and see those stretch marks – your husband couldn’t care less! He thinks you’re the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth, and even when he tells you this, you dismiss it, and say stuff like “thanks hon, but I don’t think so”, or “well, you may feel that way, but nobody else does”. Please don’t do this! Your husband isn’t trying to “put you on” by telling you he thinks your body is amazing - he truly thinks it is! You have to learn to accept the compliment as him being honest, and say thank you, instead of trying to play it off. And that leads me to my next point…

5 Sometimes he just wants to look at you naked –I can already see you rolling your eyes, but hear me out. If you husband is working hard to avert his eyes from every other sexual source besides his wife, not viewing any porn, not checking out the girl on the billboard, etc -he has a God-given need/desire/appetite to admire his wife’s naked body. I know this may seem strange to you, but it’s true. So, when you’re getting dressed in the morning or ready for bed at night, don’t try to position yourself so he can’t see those parts of you. It’s ok! He’s not going to attack you and want to have sex (as long as you have a regular sex life), he just wants to appreciate your beauty for a little bit!

6 Remember, you are his only sexual source! Wouldn’t you rather have him looking at you, than some billboard model? I’ve heard a lot of wives say that they are scared if they allow their husbands to see them nude, they will want to have sex right that minute. If it’s been a week since you’ve made love, this may be true, but if you have sex regularly, sometimes it’s nice for him to just be able to admire what he thinks is the most
amazing body he has ever seen. So linger a little while when you bend over to pick up your socks off the floor, or let your robe “accidentally” fall open a little when he walks by. Not only will he love it, but you just might find yourself thinking about sex a little more during the day, leading to a greater chance of you desiring intimacy later that night.

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Russian federal investigators have launched a criminal probe into suspected child trafficking in the United States following a Reuters investigation which found that adopted children, some born in Russia, were being traded on the Internet.

The Investigative Committee opened the case after the reports found “adopted Russian children being transferred to different families in breach of their rights”, spokesman Vladimir Markin said in a statement on Thursday.

The Reuters investigation uncovered an underground market where desperate parents sought new families for children they had adopted but no longer wanted.

Parents connect through online forums on Yahoo and Facebook, privately arranging custody transfers that can bypass government oversight and sometimes violate the law.

Markin said that 26 Russian children had been among those traded through such forums. Some later became victims of sexual abuse.

Russia banned adoptions of its children by US families nearly a year ago, in a tit-for-tat diplomatic row over a law passed by Congress that denied visas to Russians suspected of human rights violations.

In October, a month after the Reuters investigation, US lawmakers called for federal action to prevent parents from giving unwanted adopted children to strangers met on the Internet. The Illinois attorney general has also urged Facebook and Yahoo to police online groups where children may be advertised.

A study last month by Donaldson Adoption Institute, a major US adoption research group, called for “targeted laws, policies and practices” to stop adoptive parents from giving up children to strangers through the Internet.

The report said that problems exposed by the Reuters investigation “should be seen as the tip of an iceberg of unmonitored, unregulated adoption-related activities taking place on the Internet.”

Reuters found that many children offered to strangers were adopted from a foreign country and suffered from emotional or behavioral problems that their adoptive parents could not handle. The parents complained they did not receive proper training, could not get help from the US government, and often knew little about the child’s history before adopting.

Source: www.punchng.com/news/world/russia-launches-criminal-inquiry-into-us-child-trafficking/

Entombed at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean in an upended tugboat for three days, Harrison Odjegba Okene begged God for a miracle.

The Nigerian cook survived by breathing an ever-dwindling supply of oxygen in an air pocket. A video of Okene's rescue in May —
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArWGILmKCqE — that was posted on the Internet more than six months later has gone viral this week.

As the temperature dropped to freezing, Okene, dressed only in boxer shorts, recited the last psalm his wife had sent by text message, sometimes called the Prayer for Deliverance: "Oh God, by your name, save me. ... The Lord sustains my life."

To this day, Okene believes his rescue after 72 hours underwater at a depth of 30 meters (about 100 feet) is a sign of divine deliverance. The other 11 seaman aboard the Jascon 4 died.

Divers sent to the scene were looking only for bodies, according to Tony Walker, project manager for the Dutch company DCN Diving, who were called to the scene because they were working on a neighboring oil field 120 kilometers (75 miles) away.

The divers had already pulled up four bodies.

So when a hand appeared on the TV screen Walker was monitoring in the rescue boat, showing what the diver in the Jascon saw, everybody assumed it was another corpse.

"The diver acknowledged that he had seen the hand and then, when he went to grab the hand, the hand grabbed him!" Walker said in a telephone interview Tuesday.

"It was frightening for everybody," he said. "For the guy that was trapped because he didn't know what was happening. It was a shock for the diver while he was down there looking for bodies, and we (in the control room) shot back when the hand grabbed him on the screen."

On the video, there's an exclamation of fear and shock from Okene's rescuer, and then joy as the realization sets in. Okene recalls hearing: "There's a survivor! He's alive."

Walker said Okene couldn't have lasted much longer.

"He was incredibly lucky he was in an air pocket but he would have had a limited time (before) ... he wouldn't be able to breathe anymore."

The full video of the rescue captured by divers was released by DCN Diving after a request from The Associated Press. Initially, a shorter version of the rescue emerged on the Internet. The authenticity of the video was confirmed through conversations with DCN employees in the Netherlands. The video showing Okene was also consistent with additional photos of him on the rescue ship. The AP also contacted Okene on Tuesday who confirmed the events.

Okene's ordeal began around 4:30 a.m. on May 26. Always an early riser, he was in the toilet when the tug, one of three towing an oil tanker in Nigeria's oil-rich Delta waters, gave a sudden lurch and then keeled over.

"I was dazed and everywhere was dark as I was thrown from one end of the small cubicle to another," Okene said in an exclusive interview after his rescue with Nigeria's Nation newspaper.

He groped his way out of the toilet and tried to find a vent, propping doors open as he moved on. He discovered some tools and a life vest with two flashlights, which he stuffed into his shorts.

When he found a cabin of the sunken vessel that felt safe, he began the long wait, getting colder and colder as he played back a mental tape of his life — remembering his mother, friends, mostly the woman he'd married five years before with whom he hadn't yet fathered a child.

Source: http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/man-survives-60-hours-bottom-atlantic-21084740

Lilimax: All the non-performing ministers and special assistants
should be shown the way out.

Naija must move forward .

You the only one that has said something reasonable so far. 100,000,000 LIKES for you.

Balloteli or what's that's his name is a threat to our national unity. Someone please break his legs.

Yield: I agree with all you said, especially @bolded.

"He that has no sin, let him cast the first stone". No! Seriously it been almost 2years since the relationship began, and before then even when I was still asking her out, I used to keep late nights, from work to hangingout and return home with one babe or the other (a habit I wasn't proud of myself). But all that change over the years and that's where the trust and credit row out from. Nevertheless, I don't not see the justification she's trying to put out by encountering heartbreak; and I wonder what will become of her if she eventually find me with a babe some day. Someone should please call her to order cause I haven't had s*x since this dramatic drama began.

She losing weight as she doesn't eat properly as usual. What am going to do? Am tired of this shit.

doomsdayII: Something doesn't add up here. If she gave you credit knowing you don't mess around, why would she be heartbroken after spying your phone for confirmation. On 2nd Thought, why would you quarantine her from going through ur msgs when you know you're clean which of course i doubt. You don' mess around during relationship doesn't mean you don't talk dirty to other girls. It's a normal thing that happens in relationships. I 4 one dont hide my phone from my woman cos i know i don't keep more than 1 girl. She goes through my phone most times and haven't found nothing to rebuke me with. That's not because i delete msgs or change female names to male just for her not to suspect which most guys do. It's in you.

Personally, I don't see nothing wrong talking dirty with another babe or ex on the social network(I maybe wrong) would that be enough to shatter her heart? Am confuse.