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Fake headline Mtcheew. Please don't post shait here again

I just pity the joblessness in your life. You were born cluefull. I envy your cluefulness if such word exist in the English lexicon.
Hopeless Arab like you. If not for western education I wonder what the Harambites and ediots like you would use to post your stupeed messages and send your horrific videos .Mttcheeew

Horus:
So for you if someone do not support your clueless GEJ then he must be a haramist?
It is obvious that you are more clueless than GEJ

Horus,
I have gone through all your posts over 6000 of them. How jobless you must be to make such an enormous number of posts on just one forum. They all show you are a Boko haram apologist and a stinking hater of GEJ. All your posts are in condemnation of the President and his efforts. We have to investigate the source of these videos of yours since there are no other sources to see them except yours.

Hahahahahaha I dey laugh in Ekoi language.
These two guys are both thieves. Akpabio steals into his own pocket but Fashola fills Tinubu's pocket before his own. He is a bigger thief and a noisier one at that. Uyo is just the size of Epe and is just so developed too. IGR is almost zero in AKS as Mobil pays Lagos PAYE tax more than they pay AKSG. With respect to status before they took over, I think Akpabio has out performed Tinubu controlled zombie Fashola.

Where is the evidence?
You just made this up so you can deliver your epistle on voting for somebody from anywhere. Yes that is right , then the fo00l that is so elected will develop his community only forgetting he got the good will of everyone to be in government.

This the day that the Lord has made. We will rejoice and be glad in it.
The next Governor will produce the Dangotes, Otedola, Ibru, Rabiu Isiaku, Adenuga, etc. of Akwa Ibom State. it is time we possess our possessions. We have done enough physical infrastructural development, we must go into financial and economic development. We must shift Aba to Ikot Ekpene as the commercial hub of South East and South South.
Down with the noise makers and arrogant men in Rivers, Down with the dirty and slum life in Umuahia and Aba. Down with ogogoro drinkers and Cocaine sniffers in Bayelsa. Down with keke and alalok in Uyo. Up with the Mbo deep seaport, Up with Amanna Refinery, Up with Itu Ceramic, Up with Other industrialists strewn across the state.
Yes, Akwa Ibom Ayaya.
Akwa Ibom Isongo oo iya
Ekid idediong oooo
Annang mma
Ukpakip Oro iyayo

this will never make front page.
Where is the moderator?

Do all these e- voters have PVC? They can only express their idle sentiments online. On election day they run to Ghana and hide till they hear all clear signal. Then they start complaining again. Fake e polls since 1629. Mtcheew

Since he left office, the source said, Buhari has basically depended on hand outs from his friends and supporters.

Living on handouts from friends and driving a 450 million naira bullet proof SUV. Mtechheeeeeew

MTCHEEEEW. I am so dumfounded a man with such presumed high intellect like Dele Momodu of the famed Ovation Magazine should write such gibberish. Abi na another Dele we dey talk about so? Has he gone down the drain so so low?. Chei see what staying in Ghana as a refugee can do to a sharp erudite mind.

How many people are presently armed with registered voters cards in all those states mentioned?
How many people have matured into the voting age of 18years since 2011 in all the states of the country?
How many people in the northern states have been displaced due to Boko Haram?
Why are we making speculations based on warped and bloated figures of 2011 spurned by former INEC Chairman- the Chief Rigger of all times MR IWU?.
What will be the atmosphere in the northern states during election when the "DOGS AND THE BABOON WILL BE SOAKED IN BLOOD"?.
Whose Child? , whose Father? whose Husband?, Whose daughter or wife will soak in blood? so an Eighty year old dictator can die in Aso Rock?.

As a military man he could not guarantee his personal security and safety in government for up to 1-1/2 years. Is it now as an old spent force and with a perfidious democratic toga will he last in Aso rock for two weeks?. Recall, immediately Idiagbon travelled for the first time in that era out of Nigeria for Junior Hajj the IBB and his boys set in and threw GMB out.

Hardened minds like Idiagbon -May your dedicated soul rest in peace- made a bid to come back and actually did come back and got arrested and imprisoned. It tells you the persona of the person who was actually in control. You think Buhari has forgiven IBB for incarcerating him?and making him fight to complete his presidency at old age for 16 years on end?. Do you think IBB will ever allow GMB ascend the throne again as he is controlling things in PDP and APC?. Lai Lai. Non of the high level Cabals will give GMB a chance. Even with his purported taking of bank loan to buy nomination form. Hahahahaha I laugh in Ogboni ooops I mean Ogoni Language? Does He "belong"? Hmmm Baba OBJ wisdom too worry you. I pity the pawns in this chess game of politics

As vindictive as this GMB is which of the thieving politicians will allow him come into power and start declaring 354 years jail terms for them?How will he eradicate corruption? who will be left? When all that have not sinned have casted their own stones who will be lft to bury the corpse? No one is casting any stone because all his henchmen have sinned and fallen short of the glory and standard of GMB. Who will want his private jet or oil block seized? Haaaaaa. How will he succeed with professional thieves like Tinubu, Amechi, Kwankwaso etc surrounding him? How will he operate? Who will enforce and effect his angelic policies?

The fear of Boko haram has driven any and every fighting spirit from the minds of these Northerners. They are tired hence the pleadings from the BOKO Boys to be allowed to down arm. In the words of Fela "E no finish, e no finish". Will Shekau 4 resurrect to deal more brutality on fellow Northerners in the heat of the elections? Will all discerning politicians be hounded into oblivion by the monster they created to fight the "shoeless one?" I know one thing in the sports of Judo you use the strength of the Opponent to throw him.

I know God will generate a new David or Thomas Sankara or Jerry Rawlings from the heap of rubbish angling to fritter our good will.
Bola Ige-ing( Siddon Look) till 2015 is over.

Why bother to warn him? he is an adult and is responsible for any action or inaction accredited to him. Cramjones the jobless go right ahead and expose your behind just like the pig to be castrated.

Gbawe:
@OP

Don't do it unless you are leaving Nairaland for good never to return. Anonymity is your greatest strength as a poster here since it means you can fully express yourself without worrying about your views making you and anyone associated with you a target in real life.

Nairaland reminds me of the ancient arenas where gladiators fight to kill and maim each other while a bloodthirsty audience bay for more gore and death. Once your real identity is known you are compromised. If you are doing serious things in real life then you should reconsider as it will be obvious to you that there is no profit to be had from revealing who you are to a forum where far more members than is desirable act like ALUU savages. Contribute here and leave it at that. This ensures that when you log off Nairaland you can focus on your other endeavours and pursuits. If you truly know and understand the malevolent nature of many Nairalanders, which drew them to this forum in the first place, you will refrain from this move I think you will regret. You think important, well-known and successful Nigerians do not use Nairaland? Why do you think they all keep their identity secret? You have been warned.

This is the most stupid judgment of all times. it not stupid because those men were judged unfairly , but it is stupid because at this point in time in our war effort with Boko haram you don't tie soldiers to stakes and shoot them. Who will fight the remaining war? They should have delayed judgment until the war with BH is won. Now with 95 % of the convicted guys being Christians it now will open the military and the Federal government to more criticism and bias from the Christendom. it now is very obvious the guys in the battle front are Christians and the Moslem GOC and senior officers deny them food and ammunition so they can die in the hands of BH. Smart isn't it? .
All the same it is them the northern GOCs that will be asked to live strict Islamic lifestyles orchestrated by the BH sect . Already BH have over run the homes and villages of the service chiefs. they are now refugees They cant go home no longer. I wonder where they will vote and who they will vote for in the next election if ever election will hold in their domain.

Mtcheew!!!. I only pity the poor old man and his window and orphaned children. What makes you think it concerns Chibuike Amechi if the man is dead or not? As a governor for 8 years and Speaker for another 8 years why did he not help rehabilitate the man beyond the status of ordinary Principal in a ocal school in ALLU? That man Amechi is at loggerhead with most of his family members. They don't appreciate or benefit from him in any way. So there is no point announcing the death of this man and linking it in sympathy to Amechi. We do not even know if he does not have a hand I the man's gruesome demise.

Lucky guy. Same happened to OJ Simpson.

AMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobleval: This is the last Ebola case in Nigeria.

Mbu is moving forward, the haters are hating. Soon he will be made substantive IGP. Then, I wonder what Amechi and other mad men will say. I like that guy gaaan. he held amechi down for months. No shaking. Amechi goes about with a paltry 4 cars and his political goons, My man Mbu goes about town with a retinue of full security aparata including armoured vehicles. Heheheheheh his words were law in Rivers State. What he banned stayed banned. What he unbanned stayed unbanned. Amechi and co had only to wail and gnash their dirty teeth to their APC goons who will join him in gnashing more teeth and using the National House of rep as a motion seeking machine. Very soon and very soon some guys from Rivers State will join Ex(I so love the word EX!!!) Adamawa State Governor Nyako on the lam hehehehehehehe. Very very sooon!!!!. GEJ till 2020. Clueless??. Destabilizing the smart and clue full ones since 1912

I warned the world against this misfit who is perrenially mad. even if he had such sensitive info would he go to the press anywhere to blab about it? Are we saying this guy knows so much even more than the US and European Govt who are keeping their knowledge to their chests? He is just a rabble rouser and an attention seeker. Im sure there is something he is trying to provoke or a diversion of attention he is conjuring. Notice that whenever Jonathan is making progress in his Presidential bid either in visiting states or Pressure groups like TAN are working for him, the proponents of BH will find somewhere to slow him down or out rightly puncture his mission as witnessed with the Bring back Our girls campaign, the Nyanya bombings, the outright war presently going on in Borno and Adamawa, Now this Ebola of a man called Davis Again!! Mtcheew. We have better things to do in this country. Lets put on our thinking cap. For one thing The effort of Boko haram and their sponsors are all working in favour of Jonathan-Even for the 2015 Presidency. How will they gather and present a formidable candidates amongst themselves to contest against GEJ? even if they do that who will join their campaign train? who will go out for their rallies with the bombing and insecurity prevalent in the atmosphere? Who will go out to vote? Who will even conduct an election? In the face of failure to conduct a successful national Election who stands to benefit from the chaos? Who will dislodge GEJ to drive Governance? Any which way you wanna look at it GEJ is the sole and most important beneficiary out of the whole imbroglios .
I suggest they let GEJ conduct an election and let people be allowed to vote and the votes counted and defended, then, if they win ( I presume only in the North fine. A snag is will they make the criteria to be the President?. GEJ controlling most of the States through PDP and the Power of incumbency will get at least 1/3 of the votes in 2/3 of the country. and continue till 2019. By this time BH and their sponsors will be history.

Why haven't someone given a listening ear to the one wounded here -the pitiable and amiable wife? What does the pastor mean by the wives of the disciples being silent in the Bible? Were there ever with the men after the call? they abandoned everything and everybody and followed Christ. If that is what he Chris did why didn't he tell the woman so and allowed her to live in false hope and suffer her body and feelings for nothing?. He must really be a selfish and self centered guy. What did he expect from the voluble and wayward women in his church when de decided to dress and present himself like a music superstar? What value to the edification of the body and soul of sinners does his chosen mode of dressing added to the Christendom? Why hasn't he addressed the issues raised by this poor woman and her estranged kids?.
I used to love and adore this guy in his early days of his ministry, but when he derailed and stopped preaching against sin but always going into abstracts about spiritism I lost interest. In fact when I realized he was not living with his family I cancelled him from my book of respectful men. If all men lived like this where would there be a family? where would the society lean on for future generation? Who will be there to listen to and practice the word of God? This trend is very dangerous for this our "follow follow" society. In as most aspiring young men and even his pastors and caught up dressing in kinky and fanciful attire just like him, they will take their attitude of debasing womanhood and caring a hoot about it home. the result will be scattered homes and broken marriages. Lets pray for the sheep that follows an deranged or demented shepherd.

Blenvado: Am a proud member of CE and will always be. If I'm given another opportunity in the next world, I will identify with Jesus Christ through CE. I was at the communion service today and heard what Pst said about the divorce saga, I still believe God knows best how to handle our affairs individually and collectively. I will continue to pray as instructed by God and Pst for both himself and Pst. Anita whom I also love not becos I have met her personally or been pastored directly by her but just for being the wife of Pst Chris is enough to share in the grace. I must say she impacted my life as a young man back then in the University (BLW) Campus ministry. There's always a challenging time for everyone of us but if you know anything about challenges, you know it only makes us stronger. This one won't be an exception. CE church will come out stronger than it was before.

What happens to Inyanya? Abi his money no measure up to Nyra's greed?

spectramissile: Davido falls in love with "Emma Nyra"

Continue to see more of pictures and tweet HERE

who can tell me the progress on the monorail project. Is the monorail in use now?

Please this is important ooo. OP can you tell us when to plant in Akwa Ibom andRivers.

JideSM
I have a problem.
Tried to download a song Sekem by MC Galaxy last night using the WAPDAM downloader. I had 1gb normal subscription and 33mb outstanding from the bonus 500mb given by MTN. within 10 mins I got a message from MTN that I have exhausted 50% of my 1GB data plan. I did not understand, 10 mins latter another message came telling me 75% is gone. Meanwhile the video is still waiting to download. after 2 mins another message came that my 100% data plan has been exhausted. Up till now the song has not been completely downloaded. The song is a miserly 20mb- though this is big, I cant compare 20mb to the loss of 1 gb and 33mb bonus in a space of 30 minutes. and the download is only 60% completed.
Please kindly decipher what could have gone wrong and restore my GB. it cost me 3500 naira which I just bundled on Saturday 30th August and was supposed to last me 1 month.
I await your prompt response otherwise I will stop using MTN and port to Etisalat which my company is using. All my kids and my wife and my group friends will equally port because we find this very unacceptable and provocative.
My MTN Number is 07034223432. I do not have airtime to send the messages now but will do so latter
I am using another line to send this message to you.

Did they eventually restore your mb?

Hawlahscho: Lols...... MTN can be heartless I swear...... smth like this happened to me too... I'v data manager on my phone, when it is 5 Meg, it'll automatically off my data connection.... I frequently check and it ws just 2mb used, I ws having ten Meg initially. the browsing just stopped, I checked balance and it ws zero.... WTF!!! I called cc one igbo lady picked it and said I downloaded a song of 50mb, wt shock, I asked when she gave me time, by that time she said I ws in d class receiving lecture and never recharged. she now spoilt d lie I ws still thinking of accepting, she said I ws just avin 15mb for d song but their system allowed me to downloaded it that I'll pay later. I swear I put it on loudspeaker and called my roommate to come and hear immediately cos I Was like wait, am I a prepaid or postpaid! Lols God saved them dey didn't deduct my credit for the one dey said They permitted me to download.

I have a problem.
Tried to download a song Sekem by MC Galaxy last night using the WAPDAM downloader. I had 1gb normal subscription and 33mb outstanding from the bonus 500mb given by MTN. within 10 mins I got a message from MTN that I have exhausted 50% of my 1GB data plan. I did not understand, 10 mins latter another message came telling me 75% is gone. Meanwhile the video is still waiting to download. after 2 mins another message came that my 100% data plan has been exhausted. Up till now the song has not been completely downloaded. The song is a miserly 20mb- though this is big, I cant compare 20mb to the loss of 1 gb and 33mb bonus in a space of 30 minutes. and the download is only 60% completed.
Please kindly decipher what could have gone wrong and restore my GB. it cost me 3500 naira which I just bundled on Saturday 30th August and was supposed to last me 1 month.
I await your prompt response otherwise I will stop using MTN and port to Etisalat which my company is using. All my kids and my wife and my group friends will equally port because we find this very unacceptable and provocative.
My MTN Number is 07034223432. I do not have airtime to send the messages now but will do so latter
I am using another line to send this message to you.

Why should we thank the fool? .What make you think Ebola will not still crawl in from neighbouring countries in the nearest future? What has this country done to check new influx of the dreaded disease?.
Mbok go siddon, this Imbe brought this death too soon to our shores. I wish he rot in the hottest art of hell

They need another Sanusi Lamido Sanusi in GEJ's government. Who best fits that role than the voracious and politically dumb Ribadu? Controversial all the time. he has no political leanings and was sent to ACN to do a hatchet job which he concluded successfully as a failed Presidential candidate. If not how can one explain the fact that the government that re-instated his rank and pardoned him and brought him back to the country will be so bullied and insulted by the beneficiary-Ribadu? A government that has not done any injury or hurt him or his ilks in anyway got the bashing of its life right from the time the guy set foot in Nigeria?.
He was rewarded with Petroleum Investigation Committee which He handled the assignment perfectly but was forced to leak fake reports to the ACN hawks and others that thought he was their original mole. As a safeguard he was rubbished by planted colleagues on the committee. hence the government reaped bountifully by showing to Nigeria that even Ribadu could not give a dependable report of the Oil fraud situation while calming jangled nerves by initially appointing him to do the hatchet man job. Imagine a Presidential Candidate for the Opposition party working as a sub- sub committee chairman for the ruling party. I laugh in Swahili. he was elated to be so engaged.
I think he was already a burden to the APC goons and they were looking for a way to release him. So they gave him sublte cold shoulders and helped railroad him into gredilily accepting to run for Adamawa Guber race. Will he be a good candidate or will he be a spoil sport? Time will tell.
The Ribadu of a man has a mind of his own and is not trusted by the existing thieving governors in PDP and even in APC.
In honesty the way and manner APC has kept mum over his defection speaks volumes. He might be a new mole to replace Lamido Sanusi in GEJ's Government. Another school of thought is of the opinion that Ribadu might be a mole suddenly discovered in APC. Unfortunately, the APC goons are too ashamed to call him a mole since most deserters were tagged moles in the past. He might know too much about the henchmen in APC, so much so that they don't want to arouse his temper to spill the bin on them and spread the cankerworm and ebola in their closet to every Nigerian
Notice that since the exit of the treacherous Emir from CBN, the shocking figures of government expenditures and schedules that were usually bandied by Amaechi and co are no longer available for the APC louts to bandy with.
As late Bola Ige would say "I dey siddon Look".

My kids wont go to any school until I am sure there is an all clear signal from the health Authorities and confirm its all clear indeed.

Obio efik!!!!. Eke mikagha Efik okot Efik Ekpo.
That place used to be spotlessly clean ooo( I don't know about it now). The Landlord then will sack you if your kitchen is dirty than if you owe him 6 months rent.
As for their girls Am I talking??, The way they walk, the way they talk, the way they serve you food, the way they roll their hips and the way the make love to you will blow your mind. Though other girls from Northern Cross River are also extremely better and stronger in bedmatics, the Efik babe is more alluring, more seductive, more compassionate and above all very domineering though subtly. They have a way of having their ways with you even if you are as tough as RhinocerousThe Efik Women are the de facto heads of Families. Nothing ever gets done or decided if the Adiaha of the house has not approved irrespective of where she is married to or wherever she lives. The men are Chronic womanizer's. I dey tell you.They pray for more female children than male kids. For every female kid the woman gets handsomely rewarded. Male kids are taken for granted and given less attention than their female counterparts. The Calabar Man is also very handsome, tall and dark and mostly will sexy alluring bulky eyes, Check out late Dan Archibong- Ex Governor of Cross River State. Check out Donald Duke, Check Out Bassey Ekpo Ita and all their Obongs. handsome cute dudes. They speak impeccable Queens English without Accent, they love life and are a bit lazy-as in- they would love to party against going to farm( God forbid!!! A calabar man never goes to farm!! For what??).

They love their culture and revel in their traditions. Ekpe , Nnabo, Ibiom, Nnuk, Isantim, Mkpokporo, Ibom, Abang, etc makes up their colourful masquerades and their dances, the Onyonyo worn by women, their traditional hair-do by their women, Their traditional dances, their incantations, their perfection in everything they do makes me envy them. That town ehn, that luscious town ehn ....... Hmmmmm that town.......
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50calibre: You're missing the point, this isn't just about the academics, it's about the whole package.

In terms of quality, you can't compare those schools to the average Nigerian school, the environment, the teachers, the facilities, the intellectual level, the pattern of learning.... are miles ahead of Nigerian standards.

Those schools are for the creme de la creme, no wannabe thugs, no poor people & most likely no bullies. Every kid is such school comes from an upper class, there kids develop network of important friends which comes handy in life. That's why you'd notice people of an upper class belong to a certain clique, these are where those cliques are formed.

People who send their kids there are not fools, if you got the money, send your kids there.

Amechi, Akpabio, El Rufai, Jonathan, Elumelu, etc attended these schools. Rubbish hypes. They don't even pass our NECO or GCE. Abegi, don't let their affluence worry you. once blessed you are anointed.

PDP Odudu. Akpabio you have tried. People claim you have stolen money, at least you eat it alone and share it amongst your brethren instead of using it to fund APC just like some idiot in Rivers State is doing.

Build the roads ooooo. Please Complete Eket Etinan Road Dualization as well as Etinan Ekom Iman Road Dualization. Then we shall worship and support whoever you anoint as a governor from EKET Senatorial district. I shall work to make it happen!!!!!!!!!! Akwa ibom Isongo OOO Anang MMa!!!! Ekid Idediongo ooooo. Ukpakip Oro Anyiii. I take God beg you!!!