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Crime / Re: We Don’t Need Bank Insider To Transfer Money From Victims’ Phones ― Suspects by IvarTheBoneless: 9:19am On Aug 28, 2020
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Travel / Re: Luxury Buses Banned In Kano State As Traders Lament by IvarTheBoneless: 8:58am On Aug 28, 2020
techmo:
cool



Luxury bus owners are very stubborn... Same way they were dragging park with Lagos State Government over relocation from Ikorodu


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Trust Abokis, them no get patience like Yorubas.

One behaves like an animal, they quickly relocate am to real ZOO.

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Crime / Re: We Don’t Need Bank Insider To Transfer Money From Victims’ Phones ― Suspects by IvarTheBoneless: 8:55am On Aug 28, 2020
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Developers as usual. They go dey use fake afonja names.

"By their flat skulls, ye shalt know them"

Matthew 4 v 77

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Celebrities / Re: R. Kelly Reportedly Attacked By Angry Inmate While Sitting In Bed: Report by IvarTheBoneless: 8:49am On Aug 28, 2020
Legendary Pied Piper... cool

Niggah too should have cooled down when he was almost nailed when he released Chocolate Factory.

He should have insisted on every bedmate providing birth certificates and signing terms & agreements in front of their lawyers tongue

Sounds extreme, but this MeToo movement nailed him.

Voice of gold...
Politics / Re: Lagos Judiciary Receives New GAC GS8 SUVs by IvarTheBoneless: 8:39am On Aug 28, 2020
simpleseyi:


We are Yorubas, we don't use Igbo made products. Secondly, those that abuse us and call us names that their forefathers dare not should not expect our patronage except when we patronize their daughters and sisters in brothels.

Yes... that's the only time we patronize them grin
Education / Re: How The Best WAEC Student In My Set Never Wrote The Exam. by IvarTheBoneless: 11:39pm On Aug 27, 2020
Chukwudi4naija:

Chukwudi4naija to his useless father:
Psychologist and psychiatrist work in tandem to treat patient symptoms from both a behavioral and clinical standpoint.
The fields of psychology and psychiatry are both essential in researching and developing treatment for improving mental and emotional health. Differences aside, psychologists and psychiatrists share a common goal: helping people feel better. You just made a fool of yourself trying to sound learned.

You actually feel stupid because I proved conclusively that you are a product of a miracle center. Now, go and mourn in peace grin grin grin
Health / Re: Man Slumps & Dies In Delta State (photos) by IvarTheBoneless: 8:57pm On Aug 27, 2020
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Gall bladder or liver?
Education / Re: How And Why Does The Truth Always Exist In All Drunk Person's Word When Talking? by IvarTheBoneless: 8:10pm On Aug 27, 2020
Answer: you can't be on your guard.

I took highly potent weed recently and....

All i said was the truth to my GF. undecided
Politics / Re: See Femi Fani-Kayode's Picture As A Lawyer (Photo) by IvarTheBoneless: 8:06pm On Aug 27, 2020
Toosure70:
This is okeychukwu Esq from IMO state

Hmmmm... Igbo men can be too handsome.

Ojukwu is another example.
Education / Re: South East: More Girls Are Enrolled In School Than Male - Photo by IvarTheBoneless: 7:50pm On Aug 27, 2020
techmo:
cool



No wonder, the Educated Ibo girls are attracted to Educated Yoruba men, while the Ipobian uneducated traders go to the village to pick wives

Ibo girls generally excell more than their male counterparts e.g. Okonjo iweala, Oby Ezekwesili , Marry Odili, Dora akunyili , Chimamanda etc




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This post would cause high blood pressure for some....

I love these kinda posts cool

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Education / Re: How The Best WAEC Student In My Set Never Wrote The Exam. by IvarTheBoneless: 7:45pm On Aug 27, 2020
Chukwudi4naija:

Chukwudi4naija to his useless father:

You need mental resuscitation. Psychologist, if you can afford one will be handy.

Yes, you and him need psychiatrists to attend to you.

You see now, why it's obvious you graduated from a miracle center ?

You don't even know the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist.
Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by IvarTheBoneless: 9:57am On Aug 27, 2020
grin

Nigerian Pastors would say he's paying his tithes.

If he doesn't pay... they would say it's money from the Devil. grin
Sports / Re: Jacob Blake: US NBA, MLS, MLB Teams Call Off Games To Protest The Shooting by IvarTheBoneless: 9:10am On Aug 27, 2020
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We gotta start a protest here in Ojuelegba.

Ya know what I am saying, Bro? angry

#NiggahLivesMatter#

NLM or I pop some crackers.. ya feel me? angry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Charged In Uganda For Being In Possession Of Cocaine Valued At 905m by IvarTheBoneless: 9:05am On Aug 27, 2020
why are MODs hiding such a post?

Seun, is it true that some MoDs might be tribalistic?

I heard that rumour, just asking for a friend.

Crime / Re: A Farmer And Herdsman Caught In Action. This Herdsman Is Wrong, Cruelty. by IvarTheBoneless: 8:59am On Aug 27, 2020
This "Thunder fire ya mother" video where a herdsman was abusing a developer ? undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: “I Will Pay $15,000 Monthly To Any Man Who Will Marry Me Under This Condition”- by IvarTheBoneless: 8:21am On Aug 27, 2020
Translation.... the girl in the story is doing gender-swapping.

Trying to make men see what women face when married to rich guys.

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Education / Re: How The Best WAEC Student In My Set Never Wrote The Exam. by IvarTheBoneless: 8:17am On Aug 27, 2020
This OP is from the South East and lives there.

So no surprise. Na miracle centres full there.

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Crime / Re: Body Of A Lifeless Student Found In Bida, Niger State (Graphic Photos) by IvarTheBoneless: 8:16am On Aug 27, 2020
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Politics / Re: Igbo Or Ijaw, Who Owns Opobo? by IvarTheBoneless: 8:08am On Aug 27, 2020
SLAP44:


Or he can beg like Oladikpo Diya, lol grin

Zik, Ojukwu and Kanu ALL ran away after chestbeating.

Don't worry, them be afonja grin

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Politics / Re: Igbo Or Ijaw, Who Owns Opobo? by IvarTheBoneless: 7:56am On Aug 27, 2020
Hmmmm. It took Whites decades to control.

But it took Fulani a few years to make you slaves.

Even Asari Dokubo said you're all Ijaw slaves and no single yeebo could even whisper.

This your chestbeating better remain online... or keep your wife's dress � in preparation for running away.

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Bkayyy:
The Nigerian revisionists are fabricating new history to discredit some Igbo clans of their heritage. To these revisionists there is nothing like Igbo, they are so scared of Igbo that they think that the permanent way to do away with Igbo is to discredit historical ties so that the end there will be nothing like Igbo. That is why you keep on seeing these Bini founded this particular part of Igbo, igala founded this one, Yoruba founded this one, then those they can't link they claim are from congo, Israel and bantu. But at the end Igbo is too stubborn to be subdued, our history says so. The only African ethnic group that took the whites decades to partially control.

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Crime / Re: I Got N1m From My Landlady To Kill UNIBEN Female Student For Ritual, Says Suspec by IvarTheBoneless: 7:51am On Aug 27, 2020
I am sure beating/torture/interrogation is making them fabricate stories.

God knows the true version...poor girl is gone! undecided

If they are the true killers. Kill them all! angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 774,000: 4 PhD, 200 Masters Degrees Holders Apply For FG's N20k Unskilled Job by IvarTheBoneless: 7:48am On Aug 27, 2020
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Nawa ooo. I had a friend with a PhD who was teaching in a secondary school.

And I also know someone personally who earns 1 million naira monthly with a BSc.

PS - FFK with his Cambridge education accused Buhari of having a NEPA bill certificate...

OBJ & PMB aren't spectacularly educated yet God elevated to being the only 2 to have ruled a country of almost 200 million people TWICE.

This life sha...

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Eniola Badmus Lifts Heavy Tyre As She Begins Her Weight Loss Journey by IvarTheBoneless: 7:48am On Aug 27, 2020
techmo:
Let her just go for surgery

A lot of these miraculous weight loss journeys have a gastric bypass. cheesy

Pun intended.

Romance / Re: I Saw My Primary Sch Class Mate In Prison But I Wasn't Surprised. See My Reasons by IvarTheBoneless: 7:39am On Aug 27, 2020
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PS - to those that aren't bright enough to understand...

I disbelieve a lot of the stories posted here, but the point here is this - a poor foundation can lead to a life of crime & misery. Adults should bring up their kids the right way, kids can learn... etc.


I personally know a young guy who violently stabbed a lady to death. I always thank my stars that I didn't make the same mistake of killing someone when I lost my temper in the past.

I NEVER feel I am better than him... i always think " this could have been me"

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Romance / Re: I Saw My Primary Sch Class Mate In Prison But I Wasn't Surprised. See My Reasons by IvarTheBoneless: 7:35am On Aug 27, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
U wey go school ... How far ?


Looking at your post history, you have absolutely nothing useful to contribute to intellectual discourse.

Better stick to Romance section. By the way, from the way you write.... maybe you're afraid of ending up like Friday grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Proposes 12-Month Time Limit For Criminal Cases by IvarTheBoneless: 7:15am On Aug 27, 2020
Officialgarri:

So the proposal is a bad idea again?

Even if Buhari single handedly alleviate you from poverty, you will ask him why he can't let you suffer in peace.

Well, your constant hate is what gives us reason to keep loving him

Epic comment. grin

Those guys would blame Buhari or Yorubas for rescuing them from poverty.

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Romance / Re: Bbnaija: Dorathy Full Breast Comes Out From Her Bra While She Was Asleep (video) by IvarTheBoneless: 12:38am On Aug 27, 2020
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