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Politics / Re: Suffering Knows No Bounds: Ogun Roads Collapse Amidst Abiodun’s Indifference by IvarTheBoneless: 6:26pm On Oct 09, 2023
MEGAWATCH:
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!


OP, this is not the number one issue of the South Westerners.

Peter Obi and Biafran issues are their main headache.


Person wey him papa house dey burn, dey pursue rats wey run comot for burning house.

Olodo.

The worst pit latrine in SW is cleaner and more habitable than the capitals of SE.

Ask your kins men why they run to SW desperately like it is Heaven.

Tell me which dunghill in SW that Awka can compete with grin grin grin
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Appoints New Presidential Media Advisory Team Members by IvarTheBoneless: 6:24pm On Oct 09, 2023
johnjose68:

I learnt peter obi too is begging to become special assistant on i.pob matters grin

Peter Obi can only be special assistant on gutter affairs.

See what we gave to Joe Igbokwe.

We are only complying with Nnamdi Kanu description of the IPOB as piggies grin grin grin

Check how dirty Aba is angry
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Appoints New Presidential Media Advisory Team Members by IvarTheBoneless: 6:22pm On Oct 09, 2023
Miracle2020:
FFK is still no where to be found?

FFK is Chief Exporter of Semen to Biafuro.

Ask Bianca and Snow White grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Viral Video Shows Nigerian Drug Trafficker Running From Indian Police by IvarTheBoneless: 5:13am On Oct 08, 2023
Onyekachukwu want to develop India like Obi developed Anambra and then ran away to live in Lagos like his kinsmen.

The guy ran like Ojukwu ran away to Abidjan. grin

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Crime / Re: Viral Video Shows Nigerian Drug Trafficker Running From Indian Police by IvarTheBoneless: 5:11am On Oct 08, 2023
AkinPhysicist:
THEY accuse others (who are innocent) of the very crime they're KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD for. I introduce you to AfghanEASTERNS.

Welcome back , welcome back, welcome back.... MASE grin
Celebrities / Re: Rita Edochie Shocked After Seeing A Robot Delivering Food Abroad (Video) by IvarTheBoneless: 4:03pm On Oct 07, 2023
Timothy89:



Igbo Jew nuisance (IJN) will cry till thy kingdom come

IJ. International Criminal and Ol0sho.

IJICO grin

You should adjust the acronym grin
Celebrities / Re: Rita Edochie Shocked After Seeing A Robot Delivering Food Abroad (Video) by IvarTheBoneless: 4:00pm On Oct 07, 2023
Everything IPOB see in Lagos is divine.

Lagos is Heaven to them grin

See Obi who ran to Lagos to live there instead of Anambra he governed for 8 years. grin

Foreign Affairs / Re: "We Are At War:" Benjamin Netanyahu Reacts To Co-ordinated Attacks On Israel by IvarTheBoneless: 12:06pm On Oct 07, 2023
spy24:


How is it biblical fairytale ?

If you are not a student of history then keep quiet,

Na today Israel start ?

The history is there for all to see, don't mention the bible part sef .. that land has always belonged to the Jews since ancient times, down to the Roman to the age of the crusaders and so fort..

The Islamic world knows this, every other nation knows this,

It's just that those Muslims don't want to let Israel alone, because they want to see Jerusalem the symbol of Christianity and Judaism as a conquered land but Israel no wan gree

That's what is going on

If that is how you talk to your father, learn how to converse outside.

Get an education while at it, your message was incoherent, so I didn't read all the rubbish you typed like a rabid dog.
Politics / Re: Who Is Foolish Among Tinubu And Obi's Supporters? by IvarTheBoneless: 11:57am On Oct 07, 2023
owobokiri:

Another day another agbadorian outburst from a totally inebriated Tinupoo urchin!
Tinupoo built Lagos? Na Elrufai built Abuja naa!

A confused platoon of hyper tribalists desperately trying to foist a "push and start" PooPoocrat on a dying nation as the president.

He will rule only you corrupt and hungry lot in Lagos. A drug lord won't lead me! Period. Make Tinupoo the president of this country with all his drug and corrupt history and watch all of us help you tear everything apart.

Ndi Oshi, Ndi Oshi..

LOL. Isnt Tinubu now YOUR President, we are waiting for the cowardly threats to happen.

You will know why Ojukwu ran away in skirts after 3 million were mercilessly suyalized grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: "We Are At War:" Benjamin Netanyahu Reacts To Co-ordinated Attacks On Israel by IvarTheBoneless: 11:07am On Oct 07, 2023
Unfortunately, Israel flogs all those Arab nations time and again.

They cheated Palestine out of their lands using some biblical fairy tales...but sadly the Arab nations are not on the same level intellectually.

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Politics / Re: Presidency Says Atiku Desperate As Atiku Submits Tinubu’s CSU Records by IvarTheBoneless: 11:00am On Oct 07, 2023
seunmsg:
This is not enough. It’s time for Tinubu to fight Atiku dirty. He should start by prosecuting him for all his past corruptions. Secondly, a FOI request should be made to the FBI to release Atiku’s record. Another request should also be made to the US Senate to release a certified true copy of Atiku’s indictment.

A final request should also be made to the UK metropolitan police to release the Peter Obi’s file. That dude was arrested, detained and deported from UK last year. He has been barred from entering the UK again. Tinubu should immediately go after him and unearth the reason for his arrest and deportation. There should be an official investigation into the Pandora Papers scandal as well. Enough of this gentleman nonsense.

LOL... you don't know Tinubu well.

He was too attentive when he was taught "silence is the best answer for a fool" in Primary School. Ask Bode George and Pa Adebanjo who have spent almost 2 decades insulting Tinubu without a response.

He is not the witch-hunting type. He has already cancelled Atiku's Intels contract, BAT will simply reduce the corrupt avenues Atiku uses and then Atiku will eventually become a millionaire if he doesn't learn to spend wisely.

Watch out for North East v North East in 2031. Shettima v Atiku grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Certificate Saga: We Are Not Interlopers, Says NNPP by IvarTheBoneless: 10:44am On Oct 07, 2023
SoftP:
They knew Obi will be a strong contest against them in court if they placed him on first runner up; hence they also rigged Atiku in….

It’s high time Atiku realizes he’s the least accepted by Nigerians

The self-delusion of IPOB guys should be studied in Universities.

Obi got to where he is because of Yoruba support. The naive and unintelligent Yoruba Obi supporters

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Seeks Continuous Partnership With Foreign Investors by IvarTheBoneless: 5:19pm On Oct 06, 2023
OutOfTheAshes:

Clap for yourself. I hope you are happy now. Later you will pray to your God or demon, whichever one you are worshipping. Make una no worry that evil plans una get for ibo people will backfire. Watch and see. First is the global disgrace of your Tilumbu. Wait for the next nemesis.

Why are you crying like a baby ? You're almost 50 years old ooo grin
Education / Re: Christopher Ndubuisi Trains Youth On ICT, Donates Hundreds Of Laptops by IvarTheBoneless: 8:15pm On Oct 05, 2023
Voiceofthestree:


I no deh follow you deh urgue ur name says is all boneless

As I said....not so smart. grin
Education / Re: Christopher Ndubuisi Trains Youth On ICT, Donates Hundreds Of Laptops by IvarTheBoneless: 7:59pm On Oct 05, 2023
Voiceofthestree:


Stop this... but awon admin werey won’t see this only people that talk bad about Apc and tinubu they ban there account I deh wait again make that Seun ban me he go see wetin I go do am... Nah forum be nairaland but they shouldn’t encourage hate speech ur kill faster than virus

What was wrong about what I wrote?

If you can't see Anti Tinubu posts or posts against APC then you are blind and not so smart.

99% of Nairaland runs on people from a section of the country abusing Tinubu.
Education / Re: Christopher Ndubuisi Trains Youth On ICT, Donates Hundreds Of Laptops by IvarTheBoneless: 7:37pm On Oct 05, 2023
Wasting the computers...

Should have given the males white powder. And the females cartons of condoms for their usual 0Losho work. undecided
Politics / Re: Conditional Cash Transfer: Tinubu’s Aide, Nweze Vows To Include South East by IvarTheBoneless: 8:41am On Oct 05, 2023
No. They are all millionaires.

Na soaked bread in tea dem go get.

It is so amusing when they try to mock with " it will favour me & my family" when ALL Nigerians are buying fuel at 700 and dollar at 1000 naira. grin

If their Peter Obi couldn't upgrade Anambra from pit latrine to water closet... then it would have been much worse.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Ready To Speak As Pressure Mounts On Tinubu Over Chicago Saga by IvarTheBoneless: 8:13am On Oct 05, 2023
Just give Atiku President of Biafuro.

Obidients showed their slavish love for him, mercilessly asslicking him.

Let him realize his dream of Presidency

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Seeks Continuous Partnership With Foreign Investors by IvarTheBoneless: 6:11am On Oct 05, 2023
Finestgurlie:
I'm watching you

You watched for 8 years of Buhari.

Now 8 years of Tinubu.

Then 8 of Shettima

Then 8 of Wike or me.

Plus 8 of Northerner then it might even be me on the seat.

Keep watching. grin

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Seeks Continuous Partnership With Foreign Investors by IvarTheBoneless: 6:03am On Oct 05, 2023
While Sanwo Olu is busy doing this...

Their Governors are renaming street from Abakaliki to Awka.

Later when Obiano runs away from state he governed for 8 years or Peter Obi shamelessly lives in Lagos his rival Tinubu developed instead of Anambra he governed...

They will be complaining.

Lagos State worked hard to build a rail system. They make announcements in Yorubas. Developers were complaining instead of blaming their own Governors who fed them kerosene.

As Tinubu blatantly cheated them of their turn...as he used their hatred to crown himself by indirectly voting him, he should just delegate ex SW Governors to rule the 5 unproductive red mud states. A dead SW Governor is 1000x better than all their Governors COMBINED.

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Politics / Re: CSU: Certificate Tinubu Submitted To INEC Not Our Document - DailyPost by IvarTheBoneless: 6:00am On Oct 05, 2023
cheesy

Tinubu to resign out of guilty conscience...check my thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/7865682/fact-check-president-bola-tinubu

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Politics / Re: Public Opinion, Attacks On Judges Can't Influence Court Decisions - CJN Ariwoola by IvarTheBoneless: 5:26am On Oct 05, 2023
creativehubb:

Why are you people so mouthy, yet cowards, never seen you headless mob put any action on any one grin

Use your sense. I was mocking him.
Politics / Re: Fact Check - President Bola Tinubu To Resign? by IvarTheBoneless: 5:25am On Oct 05, 2023
excel101:
I love the caption, it really caught the attention of the haters...... kudos

"As the bird learns to fly, the hunter has to adjust his technique or so" grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu GCE falsification and Section 468 of the Criminal Code Act in Nigeria by IvarTheBoneless: 4:51am On Oct 05, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:


If I'm Tinubu. The very day the supreme Court declares my final victory will be the beginning of Atiku's agony.

I will open all of his files and convict him of every offense found with evidence. He will spend his days in prison as long as I remain president.

You guys don't understand Tinubu well.

He's an expert on " silence is the best answer for a fool"

He has ignored Bode George and others for almost 20 years. Hasn't even replied once

Tinubu would simply do things like cancel Intels contracts, reduce Mikano monopoly on industrial size generators etc

Once he blocks all those awoof channels, he will let Atiku waste the remaining money he has on elections and frivolous election petitions
Politics / Fact Check - President Bola Tinubu To Resign? by IvarTheBoneless: 4:39am On Oct 05, 2023
"President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has promised to resign - top Aso Rock source".

Please read on for a fact check (verification) of the precise date of résignation.

Are these quotes familiar ?

1. Pre Elections 2015 - 2022

" fear who no fear North... he has been used and dumped" ....asslicking those who don't care about you.

"anointing oil..." Osinbajo will win, no it is Amaechi... Lawan.... Tinubu flogged them all

" Fear North... Tinubu should have respected himself and remained a Kingmaker" grin

"Obi is the best" ... evidence showed same people cursing him for 8 years in Anambra.

" How can Yorubas expect North to leave their son, Atiku and vote a fake Yoruba Muslim that cannot recite Fatiha" ... they created fake interviews of Northerners promising to vote Obi cheesy


CONCLUSION : Tinubu won APC primaries & elections despite opposition from President + Vice President + Senate President + Party Chairman + CBN Governor.

2. After Elections

At every single negative news about Nigeria - " it will favour me and my family" - trying to mock while shedding hot tears for Elections loss grin every single Nigeria feels the pain of Dollar @ 1000 naira with Fuel @ 700 naira / litre.

" Obidients.... come and rescue me"... fighting on a plane and constituting public nuisance.

"Chimamanda has written to Biden, USA will not associate with a mandate stealer or certificate forger" undecided BAT went to UNGA in New York.

" Eyes on judiciary.... fear who no fear Okwute" cheesy he has never lost in courts.

Then " Military should PLEASE come and take over like in Niger"

Then " Atiku is the ultimate neck-presser".... Atiku to the rescue.

CONCLUSION : Chicago State University affirmed BAT'S results.grin Tinubu intentionally sent them on a wild goose chase.

48 Laws of Power - Crush your enemies totally. Psychologically & physically. Obidients can't live with the fact that Tinubu used their hatred for him to split Atiku's votes and indirectly vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu as Nigeria's President grin The man is a Conqueror.

Despite initial turbulence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu obviously is after his legacy and not to accumulate more wealth. He will fix many long lingering issues e.g. power, at least 1 refinery, dysfunctional civil service and the national identity management system.

God bless Nigeria !


Tinubu will probably resign on May 29, 2031 if Nigerians don't beg him for a 3rd Term.

Ivar is a politcal satirist writing from Wakanda. cool

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Politics / Re: Public Opinion, Attacks On Judges Can't Influence Court Decisions - CJN Ariwoola by IvarTheBoneless: 4:28am On Oct 05, 2023
rinzaugustine:
Guilty conscience…. but he should remember such monies bring generational curses on generations . He should ask people before him. One was enjoying enjoying breeze in his multi billion naira home and a branch from tree fell, killed the wife and paralyzed him for life, the other have half of his children in psychiatric homes, the other had his son he loved most killed in university cultism etc . Money is not everything. We should always strive to do the right thing in order to have a better society

Put their names there with links so that we can show these Judges the consequences...not all these tales by the moonlight.
Politics / Re: Beautiful Family Of Sen. Ike Ekweremadu by IvarTheBoneless: 3:26am On Oct 05, 2023
Koondog..... asslicker of a thief like Ekweremandu.

You abused Yoruba for years yet one is ruling you and your parents now cheesy

Where's your alternate? This one stopped around elections, you didn't committed suicide because of Obi the dullard IPOB's loss. cheesy

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