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Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 7:06am On Jul 09, 2022
KEVIND:

Na Reno Omokri send you?

You're obsessed with him.... did he screw your wife mum ?

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Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 7:02am On Jul 09, 2022
BaddestQueen:
I'm watching you

I love keeping you employed from your IsaAbubakar days.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 7:01am On Jul 09, 2022
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Politics / Re: 2023: Some APC Members Prefer Atiku To Tinubu — Lamido by IvarTheBoneless: 7:00am On Jul 09, 2022
I love how Tinubu maintains silence 99% of the time.

It doesn't mean he wouldn't still beat the shiit out of you when the battle starts.

People like Peter Obi with verbal diarrhea run away before battle starts.

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Politics / Re: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by IvarTheBoneless: 6:53am On Jul 09, 2022
cheesy

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Politics / Re: Malami Marries Buhari’s Daughter, Nana Hadiza by IvarTheBoneless: 6:43am On Jul 09, 2022
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Northerners divorce at the drop of a hat. Seen people divorce because coffee for breakfast was too cold.

Nothing like old cargo or used goods. Women can marry up to 4 - 5 husbands in their lifetime.

Threaten a woman with divorce , she might just accept and marry a friend of yours.

Seen a woman marry 3 different guys on same street. shocked Currently on her 7th husband.

Guys in their 40s married 16 times ! A very rich man in Kano married 33 times shocked

Yes I meant THIRTY-THREE. Tati tiri for Godsakes! shocked

setobaba:
as a third wife


Buhari won’t agree to this if he was in life time

Babangida's daughter married as 3rd wife.... Abacha's daughter recently remarried as 4th I think.

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Politics / Re: Senator Datti Baba-Ahmed Said That Gay People Should Be Killed (Video) by IvarTheBoneless: 6:39am On Jul 09, 2022
omenka:
See them responding and weeping inside my mentions that "yes gays should be killed" yen yen yen, "who are white people, it is Nigerians that are voting", yen yen yen.

Folks are so emotional they don't even think things through before spilling their stinking guts all over the place. I'm sure they'd also ask Pandora to take to the airwaves and tell the world "gays should be killed".

And to think these people saying the endorsement of the West doesn't matter were the same people that couldn't conceal their excitement, almost crashing this site, when Pandora was sighted crawling in front of 10 Dawning Street. grin grin

Igbos are too daft it is unbelievable.

Yes, IPOBian IQ is super low, generally speaking.

But I read ALL the comments on this thread, and 1. I thank our folks for giving me and a few others like you a great education because unfortunately, the vast majority of Nigerian youth lack one...

I am fiercely patriotic and I wish a better future for Nigeria, but this thread proves the level of critical thinking or intellect in Nigeria is alarming.

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Education / Re: Which Should I Go For Between The University Of Derby Or Bournemouth In UK by IvarTheBoneless: 6:30am On Jul 09, 2022
Go to neither.

University of Maiduguri is more affordable, have world class facilities and you also benefit from fireworks display.

Google and online reviews don't work in your location so I decided to assist.

Family / Re: My Fiance Is Insisting On Not Having A Court Marriage by IvarTheBoneless: 6:22am On Jul 09, 2022
Thantayo:
So in summary... you value court wedding(which is just paper and signatures) over your potential husband and you are ready to be single again till you get that paper?

No wonder the guy smelt a big rat and bailed.
Family / Re: My Fiance Is Insisting On Not Having A Court Marriage by IvarTheBoneless: 6:22am On Jul 09, 2022
Any man wey get sense... don't do Court.

That's what elders told us.... I have seen guys who did and are full of regrets now.
Politics / Re: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by IvarTheBoneless: 6:18am On Jul 09, 2022
Emilokoiyawon:
ipigs are desperate because their pandora obituary is dead on arrival. meanwhile reno is still a fool.

Reno will appreciate Tinubu + Buhari's silence over IPOB abuse & death threats.

7 years of insults and he NEVER got a response. Less than 7 weeks, these ones don bury am.

When you roll in the mud with a pig, you don't complain when he smears you with excreta.

It's amusing how they switched from religiously licking the yansh of FFK, Wike and Reno to becoming mortal enemies. grin

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Politics / Re: Current Trending Pics Of Reno Omokri on Twitter by IvarTheBoneless: 6:14am On Jul 09, 2022
LegendHero:
Kudos to Pandora supporters.

Mad people fighting mad Reno Omokiri. I am here enjoying the fight.

At least the lunatic Reno will now stop wasting his unproductive time against Tinubu and now appreciate how civil Tinubu supporters are.

All through the years that this Reno Omokiri keep running his mouth against Tinubu, his supporters never behaved like Peter Obi supporters who are mostly online terrorists. They should drag him well well and make sure his account is deleted and we will have one less fool to contend with.

Either way this goes, it gladden my heart.

The violent way Obi and his IPOB mob are campaigning is a blessing ....

1. Reno, FFK et al, will appreciate Tinubu and Buhari more. They got silence instead of death threats and defamation.

2. The likelihood of a flat head smelling Presidency is even slimmer. Ojukwu bought 100 years of political exile... Kanu got 100 years renewal, Peter Obi is currently processing a 100 year extension.

As it stands North will NEVER vote for a flatin0. I said it many times here. Kwankwaso just told them the harsh reality. I remember when they were abusing SW and licking Hausa/Fulani yansh thinking Rabiu will accept to be VP.

Jokers!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped By Her Vice Principal by IvarTheBoneless: 6:09am On Jul 09, 2022
Rape is an issue worldwide.

A lot of folks here love to disregard rape accusations ...claiming they are false.

I can confidently say that there are more actual rape incidents than false accusations.

90% real vs 10% fake. And I am being really generous. It's more likely 99 - 1.

So why do people rush to say " a lot of girls lie when it comes to rape ? "

Let's use our intellect here, rape comes with a lot of stigmatisation here. Yes, some ladies will falsely accuse as revenge. But it's very unlikely because the stigmatisation might not be worth the payback. It can even affect her chances of marriage.

At OP, report to the authorities. It is just sad she didn't immediately report ( it's understandable because of trauma) But realistically, the longer she takes, the lower the probability of a successful prosecution.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria (Pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 5:52am On Jul 09, 2022
cheesy

The Don Corleone. Cappo Di tutti Cappi.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I will like to introduce The President of Federal Republic of Nigeria....

Ogbeni Mallam Mazi Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria (Pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 5:52am On Jul 09, 2022
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IPOB will cry their eyes out during his swearing in as President.

I hope they abuse him very well during campaigns so that he will remember to crush them when he gets to Aso Rock.

I remember all the theories about how BAT wouldn't win the ticket .... Anointing oil, consensus, use and dump. We all know how it ended.

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Is Currently Skinning Reno On Twitter by IvarTheBoneless: 5:48am On Jul 09, 2022
inoki247:
There present Hero...


Dem go soon serve him breakfast too...

I remember IPOB piglets asslicking and worshipping FFK, Wike and this same Reno.

It's so amusing to see them crying over them now. grin

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Education / Re: In Uganda Where Male Students Wear Skirt Uniform (photos) by IvarTheBoneless: 5:41am On Jul 09, 2022
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I hope it is a man in this picture and not a masculine looking lady I'm mocking.... undecided

Politics / Re: Senator Datti Baba-Ahmed Said That Gay People Should Be Killed (Video) by IvarTheBoneless: 5:21am On Jul 09, 2022
omenka:
Ahaa. Was looking for this video.

International support for presidential candidates in our elections is always critical- with no prejudice to local support. That said, with this evidence, how would the duo of Pandora and Datti appeal to the West, especially US and EU/UK, with all their "human rights" and LGBTQ craze?

These guys goofed big time! grin

Flat heads are generally not known for being intelligent or brave.

Peter Obi ran like a coward even before battle. Tinubu against all odds, fought and beat all forces against him.

Peter Obi, stupid as he is, obviously a 3rd Class graduate, couldn't even do a background check on his potential running mate.

And it's amusing and at the same time sad that so-called graduates don't understand the gravity of a VP candidate saying something like this publicly.

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Politics / Re: Datti Baba-Ahmed: Confusion Over Peter Obi's Running Mate’s Age by IvarTheBoneless: 5:16am On Jul 09, 2022
eddie7:
Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed is the son inlaw to General Aliyu Gasau, one of the King makers in this Country. A younger brother of Dr Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, who twitted about Peter Obi on June 24 - the tweet Obi read at the Catholic Guild Meeting last month (see below)!

Who is Hakeem Baba-Ahmed? He is the Spokesman of the Northern Elders Forum!

Do you remember Prof. Ango Abdullahi who came out last month to say Atiku and Tinubu can't fix Nigeria?

Well Prof. Ango Abduallahi is the Chairman of the Northern Elders Forum!

Are you still with me? Are you connecting the dots?

Just few days ago, Shehu Mahdi insinuated on ARISE TV that OBJ and Prof. Abdullahi are "promoting Peter Obi in the North". And that the duo together with IBB and General Aliyu Gasau are planning to form a 3rd Force to enthrone Peter Obi Presidency.

Last week Nigeria Labour Congress and Trade Unions Congress of Nigeria publicly announced the backing of Peter Obi candidate.

On Saturday the Northern Youths launched the Peter Obi mobilization.

Me: if you like continue to say "Obi can't win", "Obi has no structure" "North will not vote for Obi..." West will vote for Tinubu... You are the one whose head is buried in the sand like an ostrich!

WE MOVE!

Stop dreaming.

You guys connected more dots than this about Tinubu not winning APC ticket.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India For Duping People On Pretext Of Providing Jobs by IvarTheBoneless: 9:11pm On Jul 08, 2022
Y**bo kwenu...

Developers never fail to disappoint when it comes to crime.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Fraudster Arrested In India For Fake International Airlines Jobs Scam by IvarTheBoneless: 9:08pm On Jul 08, 2022
Developers NEVER disappoint when it comes to crime.

Tinubu as President should please give them a website for their ONLINE Republic.

Jail and brothels na their natural habitat.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Couple Sentenced To 16 Years Imprisonment Over Maid's Death (Photos) by IvarTheBoneless: 8:55pm On Jul 08, 2022
Asianjollof007:
"Lagos couple?" even when the evil deed is done by the hatred and bitterness filled tribe. Anything to paint lagos and the entire west bad.

Any housemaid that accidentally enters their household will prefer Hell Fire.

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Crime / Re: Watch The Moment When Japan Ex PM Shinzo Abe Was Shot On Stage by IvarTheBoneless: 10:51am On Jul 08, 2022
And...he died cry
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Atiku Rejects Bid To Substitute Okowa For Wike As Running Mate by IvarTheBoneless: 7:13am On Jul 08, 2022
grin

Atiku and Tinubu should go and rest.

Boris Johnson resigned as UK Prime Minister to be Peter Obi's running mate.

https://www.nairaland.com/7217005/boris-johnson-uk-prime-minister

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In UK, US Step Up Preparations To Welcome Tinubu by IvarTheBoneless: 7:09am On Jul 08, 2022
Tinubu will lose because

Boris Johnson has resigned as UK Prime Minister to become Peter Obi's running mate


https://www.nairaland.com/7217005/boris-johnson-uk-prime-minister

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Politics / Re: 2023: It's A Takeover Year For APGA In Abia - Chairman, Ehiemere Vows by IvarTheBoneless: 6:55am On Jul 08, 2022
grin

Take over wetin ?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Expresses Sadness Over OPEC Chief, Barkindo's Passing by IvarTheBoneless: 6:44am On Jul 08, 2022
angry

Tinubu... you have already lost the elections.

Boris Johnson resigned as UK Prime Minister to be running mate to Peter Obi. Boris is OBIDIENT.

https://www.nairaland.com/7217005/boris-johnson-uk-prime-minister

"Hapta Buhari is Pita Obi"

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Maiduguri For Episcopal Church Ordinaton (Pictures) by IvarTheBoneless: 6:41am On Jul 08, 2022
grin

He will get 90% votes from the North.

These aboki cowfvckers, bandits or what other insults were they raining on them again?

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