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coolkris: [size=14pt]am not your sweetheart o...everybody help out[/size]..dont involve me o

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Coolkris Sweet sweet, you wan cry now abi u be the son wey another babymama get for Okotie somewhere as your name na Chris and with the way you are getting on about this.
Omo make I leave this fella go do better things, wetin.

freshdude: i dont want to hear any female say anything about 6 packs again. do u girls have big booty, stripper bo!obs and a killer coochie.. do u?? ..u gurls want us to mutate to some muscular a.rss nigga with 25 packs. dont compare our bodies with those steroid a.rss niggas u see on fitness model magazine, since we dont compare u ppl with the likes of kim k and amber rose.!!
[size=14pt]u people should manage us like that. even if it is 1 pack or 1/2 pack. cause thatz how we have been managing u people with ur flat ass and boobs period.!![/size]

Omo

pleep: every compliment i posted here was 100% sarcastic

Okay, you are still being tactful not some that are calling people "ugly" in their face.

pleep: [size=25pt]Dondav your face could make a straight man gay.[/size]

pleep: Were did dondav go? i was enjoying those pics

Like you are considering turning gay now-----------hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sorry Babes just pulling your leg.


Boy, Mr Pleep will be mad at me right now

Hey! Public announcement here.

Abeg make una take am easy dey condemn people's look. You don't want these boys walking away from their computer with their self worth/confidence depleted by the things you said about their looks. Make una take am easy o biko. I'm out of here.

abiL: It's STFU. You fàggot!


I saw your discoloured feet in the previous pic you posted. Stop trying to claim shït you weren't born with.

There's nowt wrong in living your life as the ugly chocolate you were born as.


On a level though, bleaching is vile. Stop that gáy-aśs-shît!

Nne why you dey hate on the poor boy, leave him make him feel good Ojare. In as much as a competition is going on and people are competing, we must avoid affecting the confidence/self worth of these young boys.

[quote author=~Royal~]
That's J12.

He's the Leading Candidate.

Mouthafoukin Shark Face[/quote]I have to behave myself, I don't want a kid developing inferiority complex.


This Nosa's pics is hot o-o.
The young boy has got some swag to it too. Nah, nah I ain't admiring you boy or tripping just saying it as it is.

[quote author=I-YuckMouf-I]https://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2607159971/image.jpg https://i50.tinypic.com/wwm52d.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lixxr-IFxI


I nominate my niqqah J12 Aka Mastadon Teeth [/quote]Can't stop laughing.
Who is that? What kind of zig zaggy tattoo are those?
Umuazi a ga-egbu mmadu ebe a (these children wan kill person here).

Dondav: Whatcha think?

We think you are cute ni

Omo see dudes sending in their pics stylishly and promoting themselves, who no wan be beauty queen/king

How market, people? Hope good and real greenish?

natruetalk: anyway i will wait and see what will happen by 23.59,

good week for me. thank to guru behind my success almost 200% since last friday $413 from $154 of last friday.

That is good to hear. I guess you are trading on the currencies, that random index is a cunning one so I abandoned it for the currencies. The currency pairs in binary option are more predictable from market movements.

coolkris: am not heated up not in the slightest ,i agree chris has soiled his image in the past that doesnt make him deserve this cold treatment from you...just saying

Sweetheart we were just talking, No---I wasn't treating him cold and that shouldn't bother you as it is doing. Do have a good day , okay Lovely.

coolkris: like i care to know about -----------

Who have you blowing acid and brimstone? For the umpteenth time "Chill Mister". Na waa for this young man o-o. Wetin dey make you vex so? I am so chilling that you can't even penetrate or get to me, I mean this is nothing so why get het up?

I'm done talking about Chris Okotie who right now is probably in his church shouting Alleluiah and collecting kwudi from people.

You sure say the Tenny abi Tani woman no be one of Oj's women. I respect and admire Oj but I know say Oj jollied his life Ojare, he likes good looking and classy women too

[quote author=Red-Light]When our dear mrs pattient jonathan said " ojukwu's dead but his manhood lives on' we all thought she dey craze... choi... ojukwu manhood truly lives on [/quote]Broke down laughing

Did she really say that?

With the way she has control of her hips region , she will make a good video vixen dancing and booty shaking for music artists selling soft s*x in their music.

coolkris: life is not always about fun ...if you wanna have fun why dont you go to the nearest party in town..go there and get jigy with it

Yeah Babes, how did you know that I missed jiggying out last night because i slept off and when i woke up it was past midnight-----Now run along and go to church Baby. It's sunday-----byeeeeeeeeeeeee

waledud: Redmosquito, u will not kill me with dis ur shakespearean allusions all d tym..truly gifted..LWKMD

Me too, I like 2 relish the pleasure of the confusion & ripple effect of my fart, especially the type so intense dat it leaves frowns of mutual suspicion on others face while I artfully maintain a poker face mysef

Nah nah brother it isn't nice to do that in the midst of people. You gotta be saving them that and be doing that in your private space.
It's a very bad bad manner to harrass others with that.

Am I still here,how did i get here again. I was supposed to don waka from the f*rty thread----make i waka jor

coolkris: i think am beginning to doubt your --------

You are taking this thing to heart too much-----I will let you be before you get hypertension. You are too straight-up, can't have fun young man. Cheers and . Take care of you-uuuuu

coolkris: go and read your bible ,apostle paul waz the worst and most notorious persecutor of christ before Jesus touched his heart,so if God can touch apostle pauls heart who is pastor chris not to be touched by God

Alleluiah! Preach to me Baby. Ivynwa still dancing "Show me your b*ckside*

This is the first time I am seeing this song, I can't believe that they sing about "B*ckside" in the good olden days when nobody knows to shake a*s/booty. Jeez----this your pastor don spoil finish if he is spoiled enough to sing about b*ckside in the ninety kpurugidim (years years ago)

coolkris: we all agree that our pastors of this days have misplaced thier priorities but they have been ordained my the most high God...so lets only hope the rice will be separated from the chaff....

I'm ordained and chineked too, wetin dey do you sef?

coolkris: thanks for trying to derail yourself from the original post which is centered around chris okotie..

Chill Sweetie, Pastor man dey somewhere dey enjoy other people's money. You dey here dey waste your energy over him. Cool down bros. Abeg where are his songs again make we dance Ojare?------------ here---na "show me your b*ckside" he even title am hehehe, pastor man knows wining thing hahaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLwj9GSD0bw

Oya coolkris make we dance, show me your b*ckside-------- ivynwa dancing and laughing

coolkris: he built the church with his own money ,if its painin you go and build your own church..olofofo

By the way, you use money to make money. You have to have a house in the first place where people can come and bring the offering money together for you. #Smartness-of-pastors-of-nowadayz.
E get one church like that wey dey in front of where I lived in Lagos long ago, on getting a bank job then I gave testimony when I fellowshipped with them. Omo come see as this church pastor follow chase me o-o make i dey bring bank money to his church, they even gave me Award plus certificate as honorary member but the bank money dey no see sha Hahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa abeg. Naija pastors no fit con me o-o, shoooooorrrr

coolkris: i think you r having problems with your face book and 2go thats why you spewin trash here...no offense i luv you boo

Chill, don't get het up. No need to waste all that energy spilling things bro. Did you say boo? Are you h*omo, telling a boo that you love him? ----------Ivynwa falls on the floor laughing. Don't mind me Ojare, just pulling your leg. lol

coolkris: are you using your feets to type..cos you are confusing yourself ryt now

Chill Babes, don't trip. We are just talking------

coolkris: No matter what a man of God do its not good to speak evil of him..let God take his vengeance..

Are you a man of devil while others are men of God, so insullts can only be thrown at men of devil who are not men of God? Just asking?

Na that sophisticated play boy Christ Okotie man----wait till he looks around and finds another sweet looking Ochakaomaka (fair-like-she-is-beautiful) hot and s-exy lady for himself. Dey just dey deceive una, una dey there dey shout man of God MOG. What the fr*ak! Hahaha

Oga sophisticated and smoothz Pastor-man go pay your debt Ojare.

I nominate Pendo if nomination is still open.

I am seeing my sweet friend Isale Igan's name in the list. Yeah, let me render more support to her, I nominate Isale Igan too -------make some noiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Who else to nominate? let me look around----abi una don close nomination sef.

I for nominate cap28 but he overdoes that "Ndi ocha na emegbu anyi emegbu (the whites are persecuting us)" thing----lol. Hope he doesn't hear me.

lastpage: She wants to be "Mrs Melaye" by hook or crook!
It is obvious that some women have lost all sense of shame.

Will it not have been more prudent that she clears the air FIRST, on the baby's paternity before this senseless lavish naming?
Imagine, in this age of Technology, when that child grows up and starts reading about her "conception"?
How she was "unwanted, indiscriminately attached to different "father-to-be", rejected at conception, e.t.c!

Even if DNA ended up proving that it was his (Melaye's) sperm that fertilized that egg, that resulted in this unwanted baby, the fact still remains that she was "UNDESIRABLE" (unwanted pregnancy!, forced on the Man) right from day 1.

[size=14pt]Cant she just go for a "quiet abortion" when she realized she has missed her period [/size]......... instead of trying to do "attachee" to BIG MAN

I guess it all boils down to who Melaye is. (if na one omo-yiibo selling Puff-puff now or Pure water, she will not even tell him she is pregnant before flushing it!)----------------------
Lastpage

Oga last page, you harsh o-o-o.
You preferred that child aborted? We have no right to kill a child that resulted from a play between two adults. The poor child didn't ask to be conceived.

Baby mama:

Did she get permission before affixing his last name to the baby's
Let them get a paternity test and settle this
This woman wont quit

See the local sounding name she gave a poor baby oluwajomiloju

Why not oluwaojujucalabar

[quote author=ekt_bear]^-- My dear, if you like, name your own child Thomas Manhattan Ibe. But don't be mad at people who choose to give their children ethnic names [/quote]You guys have got plenty laughter in this forum today.

I only have hugs for the Bisi Obe lady right now whatever might have happened.

Shugamania: Lwkmd!
Mess filtering 'pata'!!... Wetin person no go see?

Front page pls.

[quote author=Ejiné]Biko I don't like this.
Na im be say I go dey swallow people's farts without even knowing it, just cuz it's odorless.
I no like am chaa chaaa![/quote]

Redmosquito: Minion: My Lord! They have found a way to destroy the human self defence mechanism
Hades: Pff! They can hide the lightning but can never quiet the thunder
Minion: My King! Ur words elude my understanding

Clemzy16: There is nothing innovative about this. Be proud to mess your mess. Because when you use this pantie it diffuse back into your anus and give you shitty thought.

Funny people dey this thread o-o.

Frostyzone: Damn! This thread dey smell...

Yeah, right----Omo make I waka jor.

I am so ashamed of these Igbo boys robbers. They are not smart at all----for goodness sake if you want money that bad, then you gotta get smart about it not to go robbing and maiming. What the fr*ak?

My brother once got drugged and robbed a long time ago after he bought canned drinks in a car park without knowing that he bought it from a robbery syndicate. People should start being careful with who they are buying things from in car parks, seriously!

[quote author=*Kails*]@6:49 and 9:40
^^i see the origin of Dancehall, Merengue, Salsa, Romba, Samba; etc.

I must say that Haitians, Jamaicans and Brazilians are most obvious in their being influenced by their Kongo ancestors.

AAs are more influenced by sahelian cultures.[/quote]Kail it's great learning from you the part of Africa the different blacks across the ocean (AAs, Brazilians, Jamaicans) hail mostly from. I see some blacks across involve in some traditional stuffs that blow my mind and have me wondering and thinking "are they not even being too African than we Africans and overdoing things" because some of those stuffs are things I am not interested in. I guess they were merely practising what their ancestors brought along from these african countries you are mentioning as I don't know the cultures of those other countries well.