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yuzedo: Mr. Cork!!! (Humor & Intelligence he's trying so desperately to hide, bonafide good guy)

Mr. BrownJAY: (Unrivalled exposure, Macking skills raised to power 100, wisdom, smooth coolness)

Pro01: (Logic.. Sense all day, everyday)

Naptu2: (Beast in History, respect his knowledge yo)

Siena: (BOSS! Nothing like a man who is VERSED through and through in his area of specialisation. He knows cars like I know how to make girls org@sm)

These men? These men are heroes! **in George W. Bush voice**

Omo you be rude boy o-o, go and meet Rihanna. You will be a match for her and she will be singing "Come on rude boy boy" to you

Blazay: You need to be SHOT! Is this thread about intelligence or 'role modelling'? You dey jelos? LIKE YOUR MGBEKE-OKORO WOMEN ON/OFF NL? Abi you get anyone wey intelligent pass me for NL? NAME ONE? Intelligent cowards wey dey hide behind computer/multiple IDs. . .[b]HA! Abidjan. . .hear I come! [/b]ROLE MODELS OF COWARDICE! I know you are smitten. . .I can see it from the look in your eyes. . . YOU WISH!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8kg0lQwDE

Whose head does Blazay wants to blast?
Blazay go kill person o-o-o in this world. The Kola Boof of Nairaland---wild,fun, unpredictable. Don't kill someone Blaz babes

Blazay: You need to be SHOT! Is this thread about intelligence or 'role modelling'? You dey jelos? LIKE YOUR MGBEKE-OKORO WOMEN ON/OFF NL? Abi you get anyone wey intelligent pass me for NL? NAME ONE? Intelligent cowards wey dey hide behind computer/multiple IDs. . [size=14pt].HA! Abidjan. . .hear I come! ROLE MODELS OF COWARDICE! [/size]----

Abidjan here I come? ------------Jeez Blazay/Calloti. You don't stop making me laugh.

kulyie: but if a woman makes such a mistake,she will be tagged a LovePeddler as far as am concerened those are not mistakes but deliberate actions,stop giving excuses for him.[size=14pt] how can a man who is in a serious relationship with a girl be impregnating ladies about when he knows who he is going [/size]to eventually settle with,yet u cal dat a mistake.if a lady in a serious relationship got preggy for a man dat is not her husby to be,wil u stil cal that a mistake.

Are you sure that he was the one impregnating the ladies because the rate of the "tie-Tuface-down-with-baby-by-fire-by-force" marathon shows that those ladies were the ones "impregnating him" .

ifyalways: Good decision!
For the folks calling Annie desperate, would you do any better if you were in her situation

She met and loved this guy when he was a nobody. [size=14pt]She bore him his very first child.[/size] He got fame, made mistakes, he's humane.

He righted his wrongs by marrying Annie, Imo. And from every indication, they are happy in their marriage. I'm happy for them jare.

Annie carry go

It doesn't look like she bore the first child, the first time her child celebrated birthday she already had step brothers and sisters that Annie referred to in an interview. Annie was a participant of the said marathon the only thing be say, she was there first but let us be kind to her let's say she zoomed in on the baby marathon after looking around and refusing to close her eyes allow sharp babes use "baby style" steal her boyfriend-----lol .

Girls across the world dey shine eye o-o-o. A white chick just had a baby for Ballotelli too---- operation tie-him-down-if-he-doesn't-want-to-tie-you-down. Lol lol

I nominate Ijebabe.


Hi Kandi!

A-w-w-w that was sweet of him ----I wish the extended family Joy and happiness sha. We all know say Tuface na "Nna ha ukwu" (the chief) with 3 wives, the only thing be say Annie na the chief wife . His crib is full with lovely kids, I' still happy for him sha.

I nominate Ijebabe, the bubbly lady. Where is she or is she somewhere smoking her weed? Hahaha.

I nominate a certain lady with a certain composure/carriage and class in her posts, Gives great advice----Vanitty is her username followed by Andromida (coolheaded and classy in her own way, gives great advice too. Tgirl abeg choose one or all . Thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y6uZU7tAYw

Can someone give me a wrapper to take cover this Kyra's big *ss from the eyes biko.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHHnaTQR0Ic


Kyra Chaos causing chaos--- lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeIoozO-K10


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGW6K98LAL4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbiOyem8gpg

Choreographers doing their thing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw78ztwsbKY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rWlnl_4CU4&NR=1


Hot choreography sha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW4xg1oLpu8

Now where did he get those Mgbeke dancers-----dancing not fantastic, I just love the song. Danceable!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkkrasqgrkI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JRTXgncZpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7v4UvvdgwE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZGI_H-SouE

My favorite soca of the moment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS0w8clMWkY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNUrBs1yyIc

Sweet rapping by Bunji Garlin there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n488Pmq4yxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA2ZVCro1VI

Machel selling rum, Iwer selling Boat ride
I just want to bubble, Bubble up



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4KFkgloz0k

Rowdy video, not as classy as Babycham's other videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ERRRy2AhE

Lasinoh: Thanks.
Banned as usual for fighting DEMONS with multiple IDs on NL. . . I always let the world know with my signature below.
I don't know adults who stroke their belly buttons o.
I read it from you.
They sure won't do that in public view ke. . . Haba!!!!

No definitely not in public view, it's a personal thing. I am so far into that that I ain't stopping that, don't want to stop either. It's a sweet habit. When I have a child, both of us will be looking like we are from another planet with mum belly button stroking and child perhaps sucking finger----lol lol.

Lasinoh, who have you cursing like that in your other diary thread. Please chill Babes, don't let faceless persons get to you. You give people right to affect you when you go reading and soaking up everything they write down expecting you to read. Just pass over that and read more useful things. Every written stuffs mustn't be read especially if the writer is trying to throw the words at you. Don't waste all that energy pouring stuffs to hit back etc.

Lasinoh: The belly button is a thriller for children and adulls too.
Have you seen any ADULT with fingers in his or her mouth?
The truth is that I really do not see any harm in it but for cosmetic reasons.
I don't want her to have a complex on that account. I aways remind her 'playfully' to take her fingers out. . . But she always regresses.
It is a comfort tool just like a pacifier. No matter what my parents did, I stopped at age 14. It was cruel to try to make me stop and I WAS DEFIANT not to.
She will out-grow it. Not a MAJOR concern now or EVER. I have other things to worry about. It in not the WORST habit a child can have. Bedsides, she is the sweetest and MOST intelligent of them all.

I didn't realize that I was responding to same person----lol.
Just came across bits your diaries-----you are one swell of a lady.

Lasinoh: The belly button is a thriller for children and adults too.---

Wait do you know of any other adult that belly-button strokes?

Don't I like this bubblicious person? I like people with zest and gusto for life. Where have I been? Been missing out, "blog-by-force" is a nice read, laughed at the story of the co-worker and her bacteria in the fridge---lol.

You drip of life and reminds me of Monique and her sense of humour.

Callotti: Sucking my left thumb and stroking my belly button!
Till I discovered BOYS at 14!

. . . . AND DOGS TOOOOOO! !!!

Smiles at the "stroking my belly button " part. I didn't know others did that. I, my sister and one other cousin are the only persons I have seen in this world that did that. My sister and my cousin grew out of it and I'm still a big girl that stroke my belly button till now. I don't even want to stop it again, it's such a lovely part of me and i love to do that though when I'm not with people.

Lasinoh: Oh dear!
I remember the bitter-leaf phases! IODINE and "PLASTERS" too. . . . ALL SUCKED PLUS THE DAMN FINGER.
Now, one of my kids does the TWO mlddle fingers of her left hand. . . .And I have left her alone.
I know better. It is a comfort tool for children. No harm done. I never had tooth problems. . . .and there are always braces for corrective measures.
I have left instructions that she is NEVER to be bullied on that account!
Lord help that person who dares. She will stop ONLY WHEN SHE IS GOOD AND READY!!!! Not before.

In as much as you are being a sweet mum leaving her to her stuffs, she is still a kid and needs to be helped to grow out of it while growing into adulthood or else she will be sucking her fingers into adulthood. I didn't stop my belly button thing as a baby and I think that part of it is that my mum didn't try to stop me while spoiling me so let her get all the "feel good" feelings of that and slowly help her withdraw unless you don't mind.

Some Lovers and married couples practice lil bit of m-asturbation to please each other s-exually-----I don't see anything wrong with spicing up things in your bedroom with your wife with a little bit of that but then with your perception of it you are better off doing stuffs (the main deed) with your wife now that you are married. It takes a more liberal person to want to introduce a lil bit of that inside the marriage. Too much of mast-urbation is what is medically deemed wrong as it can make a man be coming too fast.

Don't weigh yourself down with all those guilt, let go of the guilt. Breath in---exhale----begin to feel like you've been forgiven (lol) and live happily.

You sound like your temple is already running your life and if you are not careful they will be running your marriage soon too.

What is his name----Kimnelson
Brother please stop allowing people deceive you, free yourself from such holds because they are dangerous. Somebody needs to save you from those kinds of people and that is why I am even bothering to tell you to be careful. Thanks

Gosh!

frankkky: it is very obvious your sister hates you.your wife and your kids are just victims of this hatred.ask your mother more and find the answers from her,this is the reason some people dont allow family memebrs living with them.
Having said that dont allow her make your love for your wife wane ,even if your wife had done anything to her,she should have called you personally as a brother and i am sure you would have done the right thing,for me i dont support bad wives neither bad sisters or maybe it is a woman thing between ur wife and ur sister,you know some women can hate each other just on sight but when she included you in the insults then it means something else,take it from me bro your sister hates you or she doesnt just like seeing you being happy with your wife,if that is the case,guy forget her and contiune loving your woman jare

frankkky: Thank you all so much for reponses,yesterday she sent me more hate texts and i responded with hate texts too cause i couldnt bear it again but this morning i felt bad about it,never in my dreams did i belive i and my sister would become sworn enemies!!but like you most have suggested i will try and look for a solution(that is if she is willing).
Thank you,you guys on nairaland are the best!!!!

Why do some people waste their time constructing stuffs to post in the forum. You can do better things with your time Mr Frankky/Richard, don't you think so?

Burger01: O ma se o. Man in the hole.

[quote author=*Kails*][/quote]Oh yeah, he is wining at the h*le.

Kail whaddaya say? Lol
Referring to our song of course. Trust me. Kail/MzDarkie where are you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ixJmRXEO-E

Dogs are doing amazing things these days ----lol---ranging from keeping vigil over a beloved owner's buried place for months to driving cars. I saw one in youtube where a big dog was jumping his owner like crazy and rejoicing after the man spent months at a warfront and returned home. It was very touching. Wait a minute, can dogs read traffic signs too? They better be careful before such dogs go on a rampage driving around town smashing down people with cars. WTfr*ak, I don't think they should let dogs drive for goodness sake humans haven't gone on extinct yet for dogs to be taking over and running things, na wao.

The dogs even look funny driving in that video.

Alleluiah, blessed be God.

nagoma: I am worried that many people are burried alive.

Na wao
The moslems should look into this matter of burying a body within hours of death, many people have awoken days after considered gone.

Bad mathematics, how on earth did he think that that hole will fit his broad shoulders even if the stomach made it through.
He spoilt market for the other two persons waiting to go after him, i wonder how they must have felt having him in there and realizing that he stood between them and freedom.I pitied them but then who knew what they committed in the first place?

Na so some Nigerian Fellas broke away from a certain detention center and that got the police of the country so mad that they swooped down on other Nigerians in their joints.

I just broke down laughing (if there is anything like that) after reading this story. What with the biting him and Jimo who used to be strong crying like a baby". Oh gosh, what a story? I so like it when the attacker gets attacked and overpowered, it serves as a big deterrent to others.

fxdee: to add more light..bbstop is one of the indicators in ddfx system...you can google ddfx system...then you will understand the working of bbstop better ...

Will do that now, thanks.