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AdvertsRe: My Simple ROZAYFX System, - The Path To Trading Freely And Profitably by Ivynwa(f): 1:04pm On Dec 13, 2012
rozayx5: ok here we go
The indicator s first grin
1. DDFX bbstop
2. Price channel Stop
3. Gann Indicator ( diamond mine i call it )
4. fib Pivots V2
Thanks Rozay for dropping these. God bless you.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ivynwa(f): 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GslEWNL_H9o

Dance to the Lord, I just did. Alleluiah!
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 11 by Ivynwa(f): 4:10am On Dec 13, 2012
Nice market day for you guys today/i mean yesterday?? grin (Time Diff.) . I can see pips jiggling and cascading from all angles, I am happy for all ya. Oga Forexprophet that your terminal looks very attractive there, enough xmas shopping money----that should clear your prophetic cavities enough to enable you hear from Elijah well when you ascend the mountain grin. Nice, Nice!
FashionRe: Iyanya And Annie Idibia On The Cover Of Red Sheet Magazine by Ivynwa(f): 2:58am On Dec 12, 2012
Her facial expression in this picture that (Linda put up today) is more beautiful than the one on the magazine cover.

CrimeRe: Tiwa Banks Aka Tiwantiwa Stabbed By Landlord's Son by Ivynwa(f): 2:13am On Dec 12, 2012
Dangerous man on the loose, somebody that can dig bottle in others can kill.
I pray she survives the ordeal.
FamilyRe: Divorced Single Mum But Getting Married Again. (please Advise) by Ivynwa(f):
@Poster
It's nice you spelt things out for him the way you did. It took a good and open heart for him to be thinking/worrying about getting used to a child and having the chld taken away from him but he has to also respect your wish and that of your child's father for your son to grow under the wings of his biological father.

smartbabe1: ----------- i really cherish and respect him too, he listens to me despite his wealth unlike some rich guys i know all ,he is directing to, is that he wanna give my son the best in life. He always say that my ex wanna use my son to suffer me but he is here to wipe away my tears. i should tell my ex that the stress is over.
smartbabe1: at babeosisi why are you too igbotic. b/c you are single with bad character and a money monger and no man wanna ask you for marriage. they all go down with you just to have sex with you doesn't make a single mum not being marriageable. ----
smartbabe1: ----since the heartbreak from the babe, it has been hard for him to believe any babe. and the ones he sees always put money first and they will cook up some stories about this or that to extort money from him.

As for me, i am pretty tall, intelligent, hard working. if you see me, you must fall in love with me.

i am independent, i haven't begged him money for a day b/c i believe that once i win his heart, the money is all mine.
Now, don't make it seem like money doesn't appeal to you, your posts seems to be saying differently with the way you were harping on the money. I mean you know money like some other women know money, the only difference as you said is that they start asking him for the money once things heat up but you chose to go for the heart first and when the heart is yours---(in your own words) the money is all yours grin
FamilyRe: Divorced Single Mum But Getting Married Again. (please Advise) by Ivynwa(f):
babyosisi: This story is fake
I said so because there is no normal Igbo man on this earth that will open his mouth and tell a woman that he wants to adopt another man's baby
Never!
Most Igbo men wouldn't even want to marry a woman with a child let alone desire to adopt the child,a boy for that matter.
It is not done.
@Babyosisi
You don't have to generalize like that, every Igbo man isn't the same.
There are open minded persons that view things from a perspective different from what most people look from.
She mentioned that the man has lived in the west too, a person that lived in that environment has a greater probability of having an open heart towards accepting his spouse's child from another marriage without minding what others think. Such a person also may not really consider trad wedding a big deal like some will.

Guitarlife: okay seriously now, this guy is really hung up on adopting your kid. Now let's do some analysis here . . .
1. He's 38 years (which nigerian male stays up to 38 years without any form of baggage or attachment ? NIL)------
Assumptions and generalizations.
There are people of that age range without such---
FashionRe: Iyanya And Annie Idibia On The Cover Of Red Sheet Magazine by Ivynwa(f): 12:55am On Dec 12, 2012
Now I am not trying to bring Annie down in any way, I do like to compliment and most times sees more positive than negative. It's not really about her but about the picture and how it would have been improved on. They have us seeing only some Diana Rossy over-blown-hair that covered a greater part of the magazine (note that blown up curls is my signature but not that overly blown). It would have been a lovelier picture if she were standing and showing off some feminine curves. The way the hair and the top part of the dress merged in colour made it impossible to see where the hair ended and that added length and infinity to the hair--lol.

The facial expression isn't fantastic especially the mouth/lip region. She is a beautiful lady and I am sure they can get a better looking picture out of her as sweetly dressed as she is. If I were her I would have taken many snapshots and chosen the best out of them, hey I don't ever like anybody seeing a picture of me in which I am not looking as good as I want to look.

Her make-up is nice, her eye region looks very beautiful wetty wetty and lovely.
FamilyRe: My Mother Inlaw by Ivynwa(f): 10:48am On Dec 11, 2012
----that sounded like an outburst made out of unhappiness. You were unhappy yet nothing made it right that you vented on her. Your husband should be sensitive to your feelings on the matter and find a solution to the problem that the overstay of his mum in your home is getting on your nerves. She can go and stay with her other children after this scene cools down.

These kind of problems are better solved early enough before they get out of hand like this one is fast doing. Poster be wise, don't let this affect the peace and joy in your mariage.
FamilyRe: Divorced Single Mum But Getting Married Again. (please Advise) by Ivynwa(f): 10:39am On Dec 11, 2012
You can't adopt another man's son against his volition. Your husband should be mature about it and prepare his mind that some day the boy may leave you to his father if that is the arrangement you guys have. Your husband is nice by the way, some other persons may not want the boy in your marriage so that others won't know that his new wife had a child somewhere. There doesn't seem to be a problem here if things are looked and taken as it is by both of you.
FamilyRe: Re: "Wife Is 50 while her husband is 34" by Ivynwa(f): 10:28am On Dec 10, 2012
He deceived her and that is a ground for them to annul the marriage if he wants to.
The greatest lie and deceit anybody can tell, how about if this young man wants babies and if she can't give him babies anymore?
He should consider the marriage that it never happened because he was deceived. I am not saying that he leave because she is 50 but because she deceived him big time.

@Poster
Hope you are not riling us up with a fake story sha because it almost sounds unbelievable that a woman can do that.
FamilyRe: Please Help! My favourite Uncle is outta his mind by Ivynwa(f): 10:18am On Dec 10, 2012
laykhorn: Thanks a whole lot guys.. Those things u told me rili works. @Chuksbogus, u took it too far man.
@ivynwa, i dont knw hw to thank you. After about 6months takin ur advices, it rili did work. I appreciate that. I'll try to snd u a pm
@braveheart, thanks too
@Layhorn

Good to hear that he improved, thanks to God. So how is he now, has he minimized the drinking. Is he sober now?
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sues Chris Okotie For Owing Him 14 Years Salary by Ivynwa(f): 10:13am On Dec 10, 2012
lastpage: My Sister, e be like say you no know! the Pastor wella wella!
That "guy man Pastor" was the main thing in those days o! One of the first men to use "Wella Straight Cream" to jerry-curl their hair!
If not that my husband used some of his songs to woo me, me sef for hammer the man no be small! grin

Imagine when l went to visit "Lastpage" in his room at University in those days and he started playing me Cassette Tape of Chris Okotie, "l need someone"
!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdaJwKkC7xE
(l hope l am allowed insert the link? )


Then, l was thinking in my head: What is this young man up to? He thinks he can seduce me with this sexy music, abi?

But before l knew what was happening, me sef don begin "sing-along"!
And l am still singing it right now! (Jeezus Christ, this man has me taken!)

Lastpage!
Mr and Mrs Lastpage for president! Make some noise-e-e-e-e-e-eeee, at least make we get first lady wey dey speak correct queens English. Hahaaa.
Happy for you lady, you gat one swell of an intelligent fella (when he is not making trouble and pulling legs sha) grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by Ivynwa(f): 4:56am On Dec 10, 2012
Now this isn't funny.

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by Ivynwa(f): 4:55am On Dec 10, 2012
Candalicious lips they 've got here

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by Ivynwa(f): 4:54am On Dec 10, 2012
Omo the ATM dey vex o-o-o.

Rap BattlesRe: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Ivynwa(f):
I love the beginning of this song very much, the sweet beat and----

Riding out with that Nina, with that Nina
You know we smoking on Kesha, smoking on Kesha
Hey, hey hey can I meet you----grin



Cool
36 O's so riding round with that nina
Riding with a h*e named Keisha, smoking on Keisha
My diamonds talk for me they say "Hi, can I meet you"
G5, how high in the sky, h*e I can't see you
Got a condo on my wrist girl, I'm cashing out
Got a condo around my neck girl, I'm cashing out
36 O's so I'm riding round with that nina
My diamonds talk for me they say "Hi, can I meet you"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlvLUcaRdGI

I got a condo on my wrist girl, pointing at my wrist grin
I'm cashing out, I'm cashing out-----------
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Ivynwa(f): 3:11am On Dec 10, 2012
[Hook (x4):]
Lamborghini Mercy
Your chick she so thirsty
I’m in that two seat Lambo
With your girl she tryna jerk me

[Verse 1: Big Sean]
OK, drop it to the floor
Make that a*s shake
Woah make the ground move, that’s an a*s quake
Built a house up on that a*s, that’s an a*s state
Roll my weed on it, that’s an a*s tray
Say Ye, say Ye, don’t we do this err’ day-day?
I work them long nights, long nights to get a pay day
Finally got paid, now I need shade and a vacay
And niggas still hatin’, so much hate I need an AK
Now we out in Paris, yeah I’m Perrierin’
White girls politicin’ that’s that Sarah Palin
Gettin’ high, Calif*rnicatin’
I give her that D, cause that’s where I was born and raised in


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ZhG9YyqOo
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Ivynwa(f):
I wanna leave my footprints on the sands of time
Know there was something that, and something that I left behind
When I leave this world, I'll leave no regrets
Leave something to remember, so they won't forget

I was here...
I lived, I loved
I was here...
I did, I've done, everything that I wanted
And it was more than I thought it would be
I will leave my mark so everyone will know
I was here...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i41qWJ6QjPI
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Ivynwa(f):
J. COLE - CAN'T GET ENOUGH LYRICS

Now I ain't got no kids yet, but this right here's for practice
I hate to get the seats in the Benz wet, but that's how good yo' ass is
Make an old man get his glasses, make Wesley pay his taxes
Then follow yo' moves all week on Twitter,
prolly make a gay nigga reconsiderYou now rockin' with the best

-----
She be down for whatever, whenever I wanna get up in the guts, all right?
Never fuss or fight, on the grind tryna find this lettuce
I love it when you give me head, I hate it when you give me headaches

----
Never mind that, girl, let's make a track
I'll beat the p*ssy up, that's the hook right there
That's the hook, right thereThere's the hook, right there
Never mind that, girl, let's make a track
I'll beat the p*ssy up, that's the hook right there

-----
She said "I heard you got a main chick
A mistress and some hoes
You be up to no good And everybody knows
My homegirls tried to warn me
They tried to let me knowBut what you got, I need a lot
So I can't let you go"

J. COLE - CAN'T GET ENOUGH LYRICS



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giKDdbtF4e0
FamilyRe: Does Marraige Stops One From Masturbating? by Ivynwa(f):
pak: I''l forgive you for this since you're not a man wink. But in actual fact, mas.turbating aka self service ( according to seun osewa) too frequently desensitizes a man and can reduce the pleasure he gets from actual sex hence leading to the exact opposite of quick ejaculation - Prolonged (and often frustrating) ejaculation
What you said may be another part of the bad side of it but quick ej*culation is also another bad effect of it. Don't nullify other's opinion because you think your opinion is the best, google about it and I am sure that 80% of your result will tell you that it causes quick ej*culation. Just like I have never read about the desensitization you mentioned, if I google it I may come across it too so I am not nullifying your own opinion. Good? Good. grin
FamilyRe: How Come I Detest My Sister In Law So Much? by Ivynwa(f): 3:05pm On Dec 09, 2012
barakah: I've been a bit concerned lately considering the relationship between me and my sister in law.I've been quite puzzled at her many flaws and I've thus vowed to keep her at arms lenght to keep the peace.I notice her lazy attitude each time she comes around to visit,three months stay and couldn't even scrub the floor or the back of a single pot.She is better with the phone and watching TV and sees nothing wrong with spending time speaking with her boyfriends in my presence.I wonder how many Yoruba nairalanders are online to help advise me on this issue and be objective too.Don't get me wrong,others can also contribute except that respect is a thing of the Yoruba race and my dilemma has a lot to do with respect.
The person detesting here is you so the problem will leave when you take away the "detest" from you and you will begin to view her without detesting her.
FamilyRe: What is Your Earliest Childhood Memory ? by Ivynwa(f): 2:42pm On Dec 09, 2012
I remember when I was swimming out of my mama's birth canal and my twin sister tried to hold me and I come tell am say "Omo chill-o-o make I comot first" grin grin


Blazay: https://emoticons4u.com/cartoon/1236.gif

Marvelous!. . . I don learn new one o!
From awon 'jolosi'!


THE DEAF AND DUMB HAVE ARISEN. . . .

When I was 5 years old on NL ehn? wink I remember seeing polymonikering OKORO-MGBEKE whores hiding in their own shadows. . . jolosing my 'sweet open marriage' from website to website! grin

MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE. . . with many IDs

Like you know who. . .awon follow-follow jelos me die! wink

They gave me much pleasure slapping them back and forth too. . . all the way to their 'senders' aka moderators and supa mod-hoes! Only to discover that they were typical 'ABIDJAN'. . .FOLLOW-FOLLOW COWARDS! Mostly OKORO ones too! cheesy

------------tongue

https://emoticons4u.com/cartoon/1236.gif
I can't stop laughing -----I didn't know that this fight continued here. The emoticon makes me laugh too.

FamilyRe: Dead Uncle Wife Adopted Kids And Brothers Refuse. by Ivynwa(f):
Ogojohn: THEY FELT INSULTED THAT THEY WEREN'T INFORMED. INITIALLY THE WOMAN WAS DENYING THAT THE KIDS WEREN'T ADOPTED BUT WERE BORN BY HER WHICH IS MORE ACCEPTABLE IN IGBO CUSTOM THAN THE ADOPTION BUT SHE LATER OWNED UP. SO MORE OR LESS THEY WERE SAYING THAT THE WOMAN IS FREE TO BORE ANOTHER CHILD FROM ANY PERSON OF HER CHOICE BUT ADOPTION. THAT IS NO GO AREA SINCE THE BLOOD LINE CAN'T BE IDENTIFIED NEITHER FROM THE WOMAN OR MAN SIDE.
In other words they are telling her that she can't be charitable and give shelter and love to those kids she adopted and that is not nice. This woman already had a son for their brother and that does not give them right to run her life and certify who can share her life. It is all about the properties Baby or else they won't consent to her dating another man and stand against her adopting kids. They need one solid word from the woman "Back off", if she is there dillydallying with them they will want to subdue her.
FamilyRe: 16yr Old Pregnant For Father's Friend by Ivynwa(f):
In as much as a young girl in this predicament should be pitied, Poster you first have to check the veracity of her story in case it's a false plan/ machination to draw somebody in with a "piteous story" and strike in one way or the other. Just saying.

If the story is real, the social services or a good and active NGO should be involved and when the other extended members of her family are finally contacted she may be lucky to have one or two kind relatives say from her mother's side be there for her.
The father wasn't even interested in punishing and correcting the man that abused his daughter or even his daughter's welfare, his pride and honour are more important-----Jeez!
FamilyRe: Dead Uncle Wife Adopted Kids And Brothers Refuse. by Ivynwa(f):
Why are her in-laws quarelling over nothing----how can they threaten that they cannot recognize the adopted children as their brother's when they aren't his in the first place? I mean there isn't a problem here, the man they are talking about is dead and resting.

Can't a woman that was married to their brother who is no more alive be allowed to live her life? I know it's because she had a male child----if her child is female they would have waved her goodbye and scrambled for whatever her husband had but a male child is involved here so it's hands off for them because the child has to inherit his father's things and the adopted kids are not making them smile at all. Guess they are afraid of an increase in the number of people sharing their brother's properties---lol grin

Talking about traditional rights and priviledges, you guys should relax for these adopted children to grow up in love and care before the fear of what they will inherit causes hypertension. You don't know their future dearie, they may not even need a penny or properties from this family in future. If the brothers of whoever it was that adopted "Steve Jobs" owner of Apple stood in the way of the woman, she will not have benefitted from his success and they would have denied a poor child a good home and the love & care of a family. They need to have a heart for those kids.
TV/MoviesRe: Amarachi Uyanne Wins Nigeria’s Got Talent [video] by Ivynwa(f): 1:22pm On Dec 09, 2012
The video is very entertaining, that girl is a delight to watch while she is dancing. Her smiles are charming and she is very confident. She deserves what she got.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sues Chris Okotie For Owing Him 14 Years Salary by Ivynwa(f): 1:03pm On Dec 09, 2012
coolkris: it waz only you who derailed yourself .i waz reprimanding your silly asz
Okay you did well, you are such a good boy. E don do abeg. Thanks--- (abeg make i no say Sweetie or Babe again before your heart go go jigijigi jigijigi gbamgbam again o-o) grin Ivynwa shakes Coolkris's hand and exits thread
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sues Chris Okotie For Owing Him 14 Years Salary by Ivynwa(f): 12:54pm On Dec 09, 2012
Oya Coolkris hold your forth make we no dey derail thread abeg. We don talk enough. E don do. Bye byeeeeeee
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sues Chris Okotie For Owing Him 14 Years Salary by Ivynwa(f): 12:44pm On Dec 09, 2012
coolkris: this ivynwa is toasting me o..i don die o
Old boy e-e-e-e. grin grin grin grin See this Mgbeke boy o-o-o. Laughter wan kill me
Toasting ke?? You are not my type please,that was nowhere near my mind---so relax. Your level of thinking is nowhere near mine so don't get excited yet.

I don't blame you dear, I guess nobody ever called you sweetheart and sweetie and when i called you that your heart began to somersault? Chei, you go fear village boy o-o. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Man Sues Chris Okotie For Owing Him 14 Years Salary by Ivynwa(f): 12:38pm On Dec 09, 2012
coolkris: jealousy !,it is painin you that your name doesnt start with chris...file..dont fvck with the shaolin monk
No sweetie. just pulling your leg. Have a nice day and hey! don't you start on that f-word now. Keep behaving Baby. Take care of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. See you some other time in the forum. Thank God for sunday sha or i won't have all this time pulling your leg. Smile, it's sunday---go get some ice cream and cool like coolkris.

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