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Ok tdear, i already told my Hot Alphie (opps i meant honey) that Clem was teaching me new skills. She's in support of it and I've been making her feel so good since i enrolled. Alphie feels so much like a woman now coz i've been doing her right. *whispers, Clem pls dont tell anyone i was already a pro b4 enrolling, u know we needed an excuse for our secret bla blah blahh*

Tessybaby, u need real love from a real man? you know where to come dont yah?

Well honey, he'd only blow open what you and i have been hiding. Do we care? afterall we wont be the first to bla blah blahh

Yes mello it's tru about tdear

Clever Clem. Aiphie, let's drop dat date for now, we have ppl intruding. I'd bring up another stunning discovery very soon.

still lokin for the joke in this

This samuel guy is really hitin on Ituen

Kroky, what business are you getting down to?

Ituen's got a brand new scoper! Ituen make sure you take this one to your g*yish alter you here?

Mig is on annual vaccation from nairaland.

Ituen has got a rival in aladin!

Clem i'm so F*ck'n angry with you. tot you told me i was your only student? how come you know that tdear guy does not wear pants?

Clem! *really alarmed* tot i was the only one you were training, how come u also know bout tope's butt?

that deal has been called off. Ituen is now a bra marchant.

all join nice one

Nah! Ituen's the one that has been brandishing guns on this forum. Don't know anything bout the army. Ituen's the first soldier.

butt is fine with me.

Ituen i love it when you share your real life experiences.

You guys should read the handwriting on the wall. Naijagurly needs attention and she's really getting it from everybody. She's using everybody to catch trips and having fun. If she's ignored, she'd come round to being normal.

your daughter almost did last night.

When i was going to the boarding house, my parents warned me to be wary of bad influences; now i see what they are talking about. IITTUUEENN!!!!!!

tdear not again! they are humans just like you, you know? And I saw you on the couch with one the last time i came to drop someone that came for vigil in my house.

well, u can't hate me now.

Ituen is confused. He calls all the girls he keeps at home house girls (daughters, wife e.t.c)

ask tdear

Good old Clem, multiple personality.

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=86888.msg1619522#msg1619522 date=1193388662]Iwajay you know something you're a real pain in the butt. Now get away from those girls.[/quote]Now tdear i take a very serious exception to that. I know i'm a pain in the butt but you should at least indicated the type of butt; female butt[b][/b].

Be strictly guided.