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Love's in the air! sings (can you feel the love tonight)

Ailphie how could you not add OMO, DIRT IS GOOD![b][/b]

Hmn! how come i'm not seeing this as a mere joke? I smell a rat (sniff siff)

It's confirmed, this Ituen guy has lost it. Guy where do you get these hooks from? U wan make i carry POP for rib?

Angry Angolans Attacked Adjain

Tophin:
setting goal without a will to succeed is like praying for rain while displaying your
disbelieve[/color] by not getting armed with an umbrella

Tophin:
I thank you all for [color=#990000]your respond.

This guy speaks english made in IBADAN.

That's simply the testimony of a true drunk. Go ahead junky!

Adjain annoyed another angry animal.

Tope_teadr try telling the truth

Most Mammary madams marry midgets.

The traffic light thingy was off da hook!

Freezy you're fighting a lost battle. Clem aint your sweetie no more. Love don't live there anymore.

@hallle,
i guess your experience is a lil diff from the joke.
Ok, did he tell you to put out the light? did you put your cloths on his?
If all these happend, it implies that he examined you naked, abi? Meaning both you and your Dr. were naked.

So what happened after that? did his dicksthescope show the root cause of your illness?

We need to know these facts to come up with our own statistics; who knows, maybe 3quarter of females (as against 1/4 have been through this).

Abeg Halle try tell us wetin u and your Dr. do. CAN I GET A WITNESS

Dear Sunnysky, Nairaland has different sections and this is for jokes. Like naira4doll said, move to the romance section and don't bore us with your personal problem.

Same ni

clemcykul:
D the bicycles he was smuggling were meant for my wedding

Wedding to who? Mag or Freezy?

EWWW! that's so gross

ploduwa:
[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]morons

You don't belong here.

lancaster, almost peed in ma pant. U don kolo.

lancaster, almost peed in ma pant. U don kolo.

Whoah! TEKINOLOGY

This guy (Ituen)I give it to u.

He got it bad.

Gebarday:
hey have ever seen someone that looks like monkey that lick lime

We nairalanders appreciate people that communicate well. It's either you write good english or go pidgin all the way.

;d ;d

I hope morayo wouldn't visit this thread coz dear ennyluv would have a whollota explanation to do.

some tite ass sh*t

Aiphie:
E hard man to hear.

On the contrary, i guess it would have been worse with women. They would have raised a whole lotta conversation with the parrot and Spike would have had a ball.

Morayo don't mind them joo. Maybe a lil practical would make you understand better.

Does any one know how to make her understand it the practical way??

Hey guys, where did Freezy go? Ituen don't get too comfy; freezy would probably come after you.

Enyluv, I like your spirit. NEVER say NEVER

hahahahahahahahaha!

I think this teadr guy is just boring. Maybe he should read the threads carefully before contributing; besides there are other threads for the bookys that he can align with.