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His right hand is sort of "defaulted" to my booobs,

His right hand is sort of "defaulted" to my booobs, 

Disgusting Habit 1:

My husband sneezes so loud that I wonder if he is not going to damage his throat one day. I have always told him but he wouldnt listen until only recently he did one of his big noisy sneezes and my 3.5 year old daughter went up to him and said in an Australian accent "Daddy that was noisy and disgusting!". He has since stopped (can't believe it after nearly 6 years!!!)

Disgusting Habit 2:

He wake up 6am in the morning and starts to sing is only favorite song so loudly (happily of course too!). Now don't get me worng, I am not annoyed that he is singing loudly, what annoys me are the lyrics of this song, very dirty and raw.  Something like ", ten kobo ni omu omoge!" (meaning it only cost 10 kobo to touch this lady's bre.ast).  Who sings this type of song in the presence of his wife? And yet he finds it funny.

Disgusting Habit 3:

He wriggles in bed and this habit makes me have sleepless nights. He can turn in bed like a million times before day break, someone please tell me it is OK for a married couple to have seperate rooms

Kunbee:
Nevermind

Kunbee, u still dey hia  abi something dey inside this thread wey u dey enjoy??

Kunbee:
Please o im innocent

ehn! u say what? Inno- gini??  . Let me just  for now. Why u never come pick your Rav4 since??

Kunbee:
What is this

hmn! Kunbee-stic, why am I NOT surprised to find you in this type of thread?

LMAO!! sincerely this one should make it to the Intro page, e too much

Echidime:
I can only return to nigeria, when Nigerian girls stop been stingy with their kitty,western world is moving because ladies are open and do not pretend, here a lady can see you on the train or bus and give you sign that she needs you, same day bothof you will enjoy intimately, but naija girls want you to go after them for 1 years before giving making love to them,which is why they are lacking behind from the moving generation of the western ladies

Is this the only thing you can think with your "Echidim-ic" head. HIV is real o bros.

@Learn Chinese in 5 mins

Very funny, if u can work out the idea. LMAO

lol!, not what i was xpecting

ok

studio43:
which runs be that again wey u dey run for Queensland? , hhmm, let me know o, cuz i dey vex nor be small.
na wetin u find come Aus. me sef find come na, lol

16.2°C , the wind nor dey try at all, the cold sef na war
how long have u been living here?

4 years now, and still counting wont want 2 live anywhere else

@daniluv,

read the green text u quoted as being the rule of the forum starting with "stay on topic" . I have copied it below.







Pls stay on topic.

NO PERSONAL ATTACKS OR PUBLIC FIGHTS
Nairaland is a discussion forum, and it is inevitable that disagreements with crop up from time to time. Please be nice and respectful to other members at all times and do not resort to personal attacks, false accusations, name-calling, and other unproductive forms of communication. If you are upset with another member of the forum you must settle the fight outside the forum. You must not carry out any 'fights' on the open forum. 'Fights' are not allowed.

@daniluv
can u pls explain what u mean by "settling the fight outside the forum". tx

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=390811.msg5688323#msg5688323 date=1268524123]u own a thread??[/quote]whatever

studio43:
Iye, were in AUSTRALIA are you? i dey Kingston

hey, I am currently in Queensland on some runs, but 'll b back in SA sometime soon. wetin find u come 'down n unda'? sure u r enjoying it here. how s d weather in Kingston, its raining in megalitres here by the day, heard SA is very cool now.

thanks Dani1luv 

Here is the link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-395281.0.html. You may want to read through some of the post and see if this type of thread will fit into dating and meeting LOL!.
The main content of the thread is all about Kunbee teaching me how to get guys to drop their money, and its been fun for me really. None of the contents, however, is true.
The problem started when Parki came into the thread and started calling myself and LOLAJOY insultive names, I just couldnt allow him to name-call anyone.

studio43:
abeg never release that trouble of yours till i'm outter here if u nor want make i Ban you




Tanimz why u looking for me? i dey Owe you?

who be dis ban me? before nko? na today?

Kunbee:
^^

Kunbee, see your bros Ben10 has raided my shop and destroyed my "holy water" biz no more mogo runs , no more hummer 
But dont worry, I'll be back 

Dont forget to come and pick ur RAV4, and before I forget, d last mogo dropped "ori iya charli" , about a box full, I kept your share

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=390811.msg5678761#msg5678761 date=1268402036]There are other wonderful threads you can chat with Kunbee and even others like me and Abbey all over Nairaland.

The thread was locked cos it was abused. Only the chat thread is allowed for chats and offtopics in this section. Your thread was full of offtopics, so deserves a lock. Maybe when it's cleaned, it will be unlocked.

Open a thread in the Dating & meet up section and dedicate it to Kunbee and your laughter will be there you. No one took it way from you. Just a suggestion.

As for you and Parki, keep your grievances to yourselves, if you have any and stop calling each other names on hia. [/quote]My thread was more in the line of jokes rather than Dating and Meeting up. I was not intending to date or meet up with Kunbee, we where sharing jokes and it was a continous kind of joke if you read through. None of its content is true in anyway (similar to any other joke thread) I was only trying to keep away boredom. I dont see that thread fitting into the Dating and Meeting zone IMO.
One more thing, you claim u r too busy to unlock my thread  what do u take yourself for in nairaland "Obatala"or what? do I have to worship u before u unlock my thread ? LOL!
Up to u to unlock it, I wont beg u. But make sure u practise what u preach. Some of your own threads are full of sh**t but u did not lock them o!

Ben10 go and unlock my thread, I am sure u dont want my trouble.

@Imback OR @parki

What has my account got to do with your probs with Ben10, I remember I warned u about 2 or 3 times to refrain from name callings but u continued. u expect me to welcome your insults and name callings right? if u start again, I am ready for u "yea"?

Ben10, go and unlock my thread Haaaaaaaaaa! before I start to give u headache o, Parki (or I'mback) came into my thread and started raining insults on everyone. U did the right thing by banning him, but should u then lock my own thread? I have had depression since u lock my thread, that thread is my daily laughter zone with Kunbee. If u dont want God to take your laughter away, dont take mine away o!

Ben10 go and unlock my thread o! it is parki u should punish not me. I HATE U!

Ben-10 go and re-open my thread Haaaaaa!, just go and open it o!

are u 4 real?? switched heads now this got me cracking.

parki:
please tell me when to laff

u are on your own

this really cracked me up. nice one

This is my favourite soap opera, I am wondering if there DOOL addicts like me out there.

Kunbee:
I dey ooo market dey sell sha iwo nko

I deeeeeeeeeeeeeey how ur side it's still quite boring here though

D1KeleVra:
abeg no use your lebe toush me jo

D1Kel[b]Viagra[/b] abeg leave Kunbee alone o

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=395281.msg5553611#msg5553611 date=1266702915]push me[/quote]Sincerely, I no wan push u, u fit break into two , comot dis place ya self jeje