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are u really serious?

yanyan:
This is authetic web of autralia www.dimia.gov.au

Did u take the pain to click on the link you have supplied? I don't think so. the official website of Australian immigration is www.immi.gov.au or www.diac.gov.au (these two link to the same page, as dimia has recently been changed to diac)
DIAC means dept of immigration and citizenship.

When you type 'www.diac.gov.au' it will still take you to 'www.immi.gov.au'

Give it a try before you frown at me

esonic:
Funky boy
Hi, how r u doing? I see u r living it up in Australia, that's a place i intend relocating to next yr,
I actually need to hook up with u as concerning livin conditions there,u know, typical accomodation,jobs, cities and general survival.I m a young medical doctor and i intend practicing full time in the aussies.All i need is info.Ur profile doesnt seem to have an email address, anyway, hit me at sonicdemilo@yahoo.com, I'll try to get in touch with u some other way.
thanks, I ll very much appreciate it.

I will give a 100% 'go ahead' with this decision u have made if you can struggle to make it real. You can apply for an SIR (Skilled Independent Regional) visa and this visa is usually sponsored by the state government. Medical doctors  and Pharmacists (especially those that started early) are making heaps of thousands of dollars here. Even some are moving here from South Africa and the US. Give it a try and you won't regret it.

chika98:
It is so far away. I would love to visit there but 22hour flight is too long.

Australia is just sooooo beautiful and peaceful, its worth the trip. I will travel 100hours just to live here.

blackspade:
I know this may sound a bit ignorant, but from the many articles I've read, along with the experiences people of color have been through in Australia, it gives me the notion that racism is prevalent in Australian society. The government seems like they support open discrimination when it comes to immigration (refugees to be exact), when they blatantly discriminated against African refugees awaiting relocation, because of a few bad apples in Brisbane. They decided to decrease the number of African refugees from 70% to 30%, favoring Asian and European refugees no longer in conflict zones. To sum it up bluntly, I don't really like Australia, but it looks nice. Thanks.

I am not in support of racism, but if you see what these so called 'refugees' are doing here, you will almost regret being a black person. Let me tell you one truth, those refugees don't pay rent,they have concession for everything so they pay 50% less for everything, they are paid forthnightly for doing absolutely nothing, its free 'everything' for them. The government spends so much of tax payers' money to keep this 'refugees' well. I work hard 40hrs a week and 30% of my income goes to feeding a lazy bone. But what the government gets in return is laziness and violence from these people, they spend the money on big cars and heavy necklaces, but they will never learn to speak English, let alone work for money. They simply don't want to INTEGRATE!. Just when its a Thursday, you will see them in a queue at the family office waiting to collect their dole.

Go to this link and see for yourself http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,,24641248-5006301,00.html

Now tell me if you are 'the government' what will be your judgement I rest my case.

I light a candle for my late dad.

Dad, when you waved 'goodbye' at me 3 years ago at MM airport, little did I know that it was the last time I will ever see you. Even though I still see you in my dreams, nothing can compare to the life we both shared together. Now I appreciate all those punishments and scoldings you gave me to make me a better person. I wish you had waited to see how beautiful your grand-daughter is and how so much she resembles you. Sleep well precious dad, till we meet to part no more. I will forever miss u.

Don't be misled. Go to www.immi.gov.au for authentic information on visas to Australia. This is the only official Australia migration website, any other websites will only link you to travel agents or scams.

igwe 1:
i will look ooo!! but surely not so long, after all, is not a sin to look around.

sexyLeamon:
the guy is just kidding

ah! na u again sexyLemon, e be like say we don become pally! u still follow me come here

Both. Physical looking, imaginary touching.

Ben20001:
_{as a woman, I will thank Gawd he's behaving natural}

am I reading this

sexyLeamon:
lol how are you doing?

coooooooooool, and you?

sexyLeamon:
ok then

woman take it easy so you don't get banned

If you spot you husband looking at his friend's wife's boobs or booty, what will you do/how will you feel?

very romantic

I found her!   . She here next to me, do you want to say hello to her? type your message  
Below is her message

" tao, it me Taofeeki Taofeekatu. my mish  u mosh mosh  , no accomondasion can shange my opinion are you, .

report yourself to your family mebers and call a family meeting of both your parents and in-laws. Once all are present, prostrate in front of your wife and cry like a baby (I mean cry even if it's false). Beg her and swear that it won't happen again (which I strongly doubt cos you are very silly for letting it happen at first).
Let both parents join you in begging. If she still loves u she will forgive you. If she is still keeping quiet for more than 3days after you have done this, pack your things and run for your dear life.

ha! this life!

iceblue:
don't worry. when he does ask for it, we'll type $4,000,000 in a reply and post it here. abi no be am?

i have the perfect guy for your village beauty! i hope she's ready to pound yam? that's his favorite food

[size=8pt]in fact that's the reason we chose her [/size]

Tell me about it, erh sorry 'him'. Also let him know that the $1m will only be given to him after their marriage, at least 4 kids and my Maria has had Univeristy education and citizenship in the US.
Thanks

[quote author=d-baptist link=topic=195453.msg3085231#msg3085231 date=1226634132]its a big problem maybe one day this guy rapes a girl on the street then u know its one

and brother u re suffering from what i will call "congeal"
u've got xcess hormones in u and it may kill u one of these days
go and get laid or as a Christian meet ur pastor for prayers[/quote]Yeah, what I mean is it doesn't seem to be a problem, its just a bad habit and the guy has gotten so use to it that even his 'thing' thinks it's normal. But its not a health problem.

@ all

I can't believe you guys are still here!
Iyeayo say, if the story happen true true, this bros don do am already, so forget.
If the story no true, he go don do do do do other women like craze. (maybe he dey do sef as we dey talk)

But you people still they here

agaba123:
There is 'racism' in Nigeria where everyone is black. Baptise it and call it tribalism if you like.

You will not avoid discrimination. Learn to deal with it and it will become a non issue.

I dey your side big time. You sound like someone in his/her 90's. True talk. There is racism/religion-ism/gossip-ism even within your own household. Just learn to deal with it.

@ poster

What do u do if you thing happened?

I can't even place the topic, ", if you thing happened"

I don't think its a problem really.

Emperoh:
please who release this liability from Left side
You sure have platelets of insanity running in your lineage
Egwu a na atukwa gi?
You case don pass be careful
please please please give way for sane minds to mingles
you likes dey psychia, they find as them go help themselves.

I can see an ‘m’ after your name, I guess you are male. You should have spent all your energy yabbing your fellow male nairalander, but cowards like you only look for females to yab.
I can imagine you shaking grrrrhhhhhhhh while typing the nursery rhyme above thinking ‘I am going to yab this iyeayo today’, but breaking news, you sound like a very stupid and empty headed little boy, who I should tell to kneel down and raise his hand. Grow up man! nairaland forum is a place to catch some fun and not for wimpy boys like you come and form grags. And if u need to form grags, face your fellow men.

I still maintain you have posted 1606 posts, and all of them are very very very sensless! Grow up fool!

190:
hmmm, another KOLO in the person of the orginal poster on the run again, seun abeg com here o, by the powers invested in me i now banish iyeayo away from Nland for another 3million years for askin imported questions **concontion***

whatever90:
men don't,forget age ,real men ,i mean matured men wont stoop so low

bois will,a 35 yr guy can still be a boi u know, and a 25 yr old guy can me a man,that is where maturity comes in

errh, I think you are right

whatever90:
boys wink,men don't

Did I read this very well  , men do wink o.
But winking has no meaning to me sha, if the man wan do, let him voice it and see the result of his action. Some scientists think winking is a symptom of Tourette Syndrome 

You people have time to waste. The thrad was posted last year. If the story is true, , then you can be sure they he has already slept with her .
If the story is not true, then he must have slept with someone else since then countlessly.

But you people are still here shaking over the topic. Na this kin topic all of una dey like

Next thread please!

you are still after me

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