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Please dont get the poster wrong. If I can understand the poster's mind properly, what he is trying to say is that instead of staying in Naija without a job and no hope, its better to find your way out by hook or by crook to get something doing.

I know of a friend that has graduated since 2001 and has not been able to get a degnifying job since then. He has worked as an hotel attendant, a driver, a pure water factory worker, and none of these menial jobs earn him more than N8,000 per month. For God's sake he has a wife and 2 kids. Presently he is frustrated and the last time I spoke with him, he was planning to move to Delta to join some group of men in some dirty deeds (I'll spare you the details).

I believe life could be better for him in the UK even if he is washing toilets, at least he would live a more comfortable life and not dirty deals. I am sure he will soon get killed in Delta state. God help his soul.

Poster I understand your feel, but please dont encourage the use of fake documents especially in a public place like nairaland.

Truely, we need to see a picture a least. Please dont mess with Nairlanders o, talk true true now if you are for fake and we will keep our hard earned cash.
If you are for real, then I am for real too, I am ready to pay u $800 for it. My email addy is iyeayo@yahoo.com.au

Thanks

5800 plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

European:
You will not be granted asylum, you are not a genuine refugee. There is no war, famine, environmental disaster in nigeria.

you are an economic migrant trying to worm your way into europe. You traveled thousands of miles to britain, and clung to a truck like a coakroach. WHen you got to britain you begged like a dog to the great whiteman to give you asylum.

you are disgusting, you are a liar and a charlaten and this is why the vast majority of whites want coloured immigration stopped.

we pay for the food in your mouth, the clothes on your back, your legal fees, accommodation, NHS, council services. etc. etc.

you are a typical african parasite sucking the blood out of our necks.

go back to where you belong.

you have NO right to be in europe begging for asylum. You africans make me sick, you are the most pathetic, idle, incompetent, pitiful, useless people on the planet and every other race knows it.

no matter where you go, china, russia, Gautamala. you will see nigerian and other africans beggin for asylum and money like dogs

what a proud people you are, have you never heard of dignity, self respect ?

You must be very stupid for calling Africans "dog", who do you think you are? So if you are white or european, does that give you the go-ahead to insult Africans? "Great whiteman" my ass, what are you doing on nairaland sef?

In the good old Nigerian days, you stupid Europeans survived on us and when you were sure to have drained us dry, you packed your stuff and left for your country under the disguise of giving us independence. now see who is talking. Who is the biggest beggar?

If you dont have any useful advice for the poster, why not spend your time elsewhere.
You whites in europe are so racist, but sorry o, there is nothing you can do to stop coloured immigration, except to jump into the lagoon and die and rot.

Can I pay you N2000 for it, pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Dear Poster,

Let me first of all acknowledge the honesty in your story.

I am a woman like you, married for 4 years now. I presume you are a stubborn woman like me so I will put myself in your shoes.
The very first mistake you made in this matter was to have called him back when he made his way out. Men usually do this when they want to avoid beating their wives and you should have left him to go away and cool down. That would have saved the day.

Your second mistake is that you have accepted beating as part of your marriage. Otherwise, the very first time it happened should have been the last if you handled it very well. Once upon a time, in the heat of a quarrel, I dared my husband and he hit me just slightly. The first thing I did was to call his role models - his sister and his uncle and told them every thing. My husband couldnt believe I could go that far for a 'little' hit, he felt ashamed and sober. Its been almost a year now and I keep reminding him each time he asks me why I am less romantic these days.

Your third mistake is that you lack respect for your husband, otherwise you would not exchange words with him or hit him with a stick regardless. You husband seem to lack respect for you too, but let me tell you one truth, 'Respect demands respect'. Show some respect and you will most likely see a reciprocal.

Now my advise for you is try to be sure he is fine but dont let him know you are looking for him. it may be hard, but let him get over it himself. Call one of his close family members (just one trusted family memeber) and tell him/her the whole story. Then tell the police about his disappearance. Continue with your life. I hope you are working and can fend for yourself.

Rebarobyn:
Your case is like 1 in 10million and you yourself will agree that its never that easy for most people. So please don't encourage him to go into that uncertainty. did you go to Australia recently or a while back? because I know quite a few people who were living in Australia and have gone back to stay in Nigeria. btw, I hear most Australians are racist, is it true?

@Poster- I still urge you to stay in Nigeria or at most, apply for jobs in Greece (or Australia) online and if you get an offer you can go but if you don't, save your airfare!

While I am not encouraging the poster to go to Greece for greener pastures, if he's got the skills needed in other developed countries like Australia or Canada he may want to give it a go. I came to Australia in 2006 on a Permanent resident visa which will allow me to work and live here without hassles, most people I know are doing very well, I dont know anyone who came legitimately and went back to Nigeria for ill-reasons. Maybe those you are referring to came here on visiting visa and tried to stay back, my dear, Australia is very strict in that wise, its not like UK or US.

My dear, racism is everywhere. Even in Naija, you fellow co-worker at work is always trying to bring you down. Your own blood could turn to be your enemy. I have never experienced any form of racism because I dont put myself in that position. I deal with these oyinbos as if they are lucky to have me and its true. There is a very strong and powerful law against racism in Australia.

Poster pls dont leave the comfort of home to go and suffer in Greece. Its not worth it. Even those born in Greece are finding their way out. A word is enough for the wise.

Rebarobyn:
Do not be deceived, there is nothing out there. To start with, a Nigerian degree is not accepted anywhere outside Nigeria.

this statement is not true. It all depends on how you present yourself and what skills you have. I hold an HND and a PGD in Computer science both from Nigeria and I got a job within my first month of arriving in Australia in a Senior IT role. I owe it to a well written CV and cover letter and good interview preparation.

This may not be the case for a place like Greece, but there are opportunities for skilled people in some other good countries like Canada, Australia etc. Pls don't generalise.

oyinbo too greedy abeg, I cant believe they fell for this trick with all d technology around them, LOL

Remember the 80's money scam in Nigeria where an unsuspecting victim is fooled to believe that there are some special black papers that can be washed with a special chemical to turn them into money. The victim is then encouraged to part with some money in the bid to buy more of the required paper and chemical, bla bla,

Well now, this scam has just landed here in Australia and a number of South Australians are falling victims, parting with thousands of dollars. The scammers are blacks  but news did not reveal their original nationality, I wont be surprised if this stupid scammers are our people.


Source:  http://www.adelaideaca.com.au/story_details.php?sID=TXpVNA==

Remember the 80's money scam in Nigeria where an unsuspecting victim is fooled to believe that there are some special black papers that can be washed with a special chemical to turn them into money. The victim is then encouraged to part with some money in the bid to buy more of the required paper and chemical, bla bla,

Well now, this scam has just landed here in Australia and a number of South Australians are falling victims, parting with thousands of dollars. The scammers are blacks  but news did not reveal their original nationality, I wont be surprised if this stupid scammers are our people.


Source:  http://www.adelaideaca.com.au/story_details.php?sID=TXpVNA==

jimblaze:
hello all hi blssieng!

huh!

All new nairalanders are welcome to e-Nigeria. Nairaland is the best forum I have ever come across, I only joined last year and to think that I having been wasting all those precious times on f**cbook

, and here goes the story, the poor poster "SADGal" watches along as amebo_no1 and mamagee hijack the forum and divert the topic, sorry poster, that's the way life is.

@SadGal, I am guessing you need answrs to your query desperately. Maybe forget about this post, leave it to amebo and mamagee to continue their Tom-and-Jerry, and go and start a fresh one.

whiteroses:
i think not every shyt people read out there sould be come and use to trash nairaland

hey, what's with the insult?? if you have problems with my post, why don't you look and pass it by?? I have only asked a questions and you are at liberty not to respond. Grow up jo!

I sincerely wish he is still alive, so one please tell us he is faking his death , maybe to run away from debts and anxiety of the 50 concerts in the UK makes sense abi

I stumbled on this website and it got me thinking.

http://www.yourworldreport.com/wild_world/jackson_faked_his_death.htm

Can it be possible that a celebrity of Michael's kind can successfully fake his own death, with all the coroner report, LAPD affairs, etc

I stumbled on this website and it got me thinking.

http://www.yourworldreport.com/wild_world/jackson_faked_his_death.htm

Can it be possible that a celebrity of Michael's kind can successfully fake his own death, with all the coroner report, LAPD affairs, etc

ROTFLMAO, yeah you are right, "there hasn't been a time WEMANS doesn't need to be pampered"

Go to www.immi.gov.au to read answers to your queries and even more. This is the only official website for migration to Australia. Hope this helps.

I grabbed the job offer because the pay was great. On my first day at work, I was dressed in my best suit. On getting to work, I figure out that no one seem to care about my dressing, they were all looking very casual. I was a bit over-dressed.
My to-be colleagues greeted me as if they were thinking in their head "what's this sh*t doing here" but I was thinking in my own head "you people have just started". I was taken around the company to be introduce to everyone, my legs shaking under me.
Then I was given some massive documents to read, didn't understand a single word, I started asking myself, "How did I get myself into this?".
But you know as Nigerians, we can withstand pressure far more than a typical oyinbo person, so I hung in there. Gradually my colleagues started "liking" me and started showing me how the system works and now I can bet I've got the best job I've ever held.

Pls keep this thread alive, it's the funniest ever on NL, I can't help but roll on the floor to LMAO!

I can remeber 2 embarrassing experiences

The first was during an interview with Oceanic bank sometime in 2002. I was wearing this nice blue shirt on a black long skirt when all of a suddenly one of the buttons broke off. Unfortunately, the broken button left a huge revelation of my under bra. I had to quickly run into the toilet and run through my bag to find an office pin or something to hold my shirt. Just then a lady walked in and I am sure she understood what I was trying to do. When I was called in, LO and BEHOLD! the lady I met in the toilet was on the panel and she kept starring at my chest area where I had used an office pin to hold my shirt. I lost all confidence and messed up things big time!

The second embarrasment was at an interview with Accenture. I had done my home work and was confident I was going to land the job. I met with this young bloke in casuals in his office, so I thought "How easy! nice bloke, no panel, this is heaven!". I was doing very well (I guess!) until the guy asked me to tell him what I know about Accenture. I knew what to say, but in between I kept saying "Asenture" instead of "Accenture" (note the 's' instead of 'cc').  I guess he was so disappointed he couldn't hold his temper and shout "ACCENTURE FOR GOD'S SAKE", I knew that was the end. Ha! I cried!.

I wonder o!! but why so much bad belle for Nigerians oversea. that is the path we have chosen, why not concentrate on your own path.
What works for A may never work for B, some people would have been rotten in naija had it not been for the opportunity they had to leave the country.
As some people are making it big in naija, so also are some people rotting away.

Pls let us concentrate on making life better for ourselves in legitimate ways and not criticising the option others have made in life.

Some of us are abroad, making Nigeria proud daily. I am a ICT professional in Australia and I could never have had a better life in Nigeria.

you can contact IITA (International Institue of Tropical Agriculture) for uptodate info on cassava planting , harvesting and sale. You can go to their website (www.iita.org) for their contact details. They organise seminars frequently and you'll be able to get good advices cassava practicing at no cost. Hope this helps.

Sigo,

I am very happy to see that I have been able to drive you crazy, that's a success. You are even opening all your life here out of madness by stupidly revealing your own identity, all because of jealousy. I can see I have finished you completely. I am definately dealing with you squarely. Very soon you will start ripping off your cloths on the street! all because you have bad belle for Iyeayo who dey cool in God's own country. You have just started. I pity you parents because when you end up in the lagoon now, they won't know you caused your own misery out of jealousy and bad belle. I am enjoying your craziness jare, ride on! I say if you dey get bad belle go jump inside river. I don't know that someone have this type of high blood pressure out of sheer jealousy, you will soon have stroke because, Sigo, hear me very well, I am not coming to join you in your bad luck oooooo!

I am not surprised at your inability to construct correct English and tenses, no wonder you can not cope with living overseas, how will you communicate??
And sorry, I can't marry an illiterate like you who has mouth odour, maybe if you had gone to Secondary school at least you will be manageable. You can't even construct good English sentences. You mixed a ot of things up in your post, I can't even understand it.

I know you are going to post another senseless, crazy reply to my post since the adrenalin in your blood is overflowing so below are replies to your next 10 stupid posts. Once you have replied, just copy them one by one to answer yourself. I will come back next week and if you have used up my replies by then I will dump another 10 here to inject you with some adrenalin to make your body shake grrrigriih again.

1. Sigo, you go die o! because iyeayo is not coming o!

2. Sigo, you go wound o! because iyeayo will live and die in Australia o!

3. Sigo, you have just started o! because Iyeayo is doing very well o!

4. Sigo, jump out of molue when you get to 3rd mainland bridge and jump into the sea! because you dey envy iyeayo

5. Sigo, run to the streets and rip off your cloths because Iyeayo has driven you crazy o!

6. Sigo, stop crying because the only visa you will ever get in your life is 3weeks to South Africa o!

7. Sigo, sorry you were deported because of your inabilty to construct proper English o!

8. Sigo, you go die o! because iyeayo is not coming to naija o!

9. Sigo, you go wound o! because iyeayo will live and die in Australia o!

10. Sigo, get a life, you are rotting away, 419 does not pay o!


I am expecting 10 crazy posts from you, I will come back to top up. Me I dey go business section jare. Oloshi! Fool!

Siena:
Jeeze, Sigo, you sound so bitter and spiteful - why?

Iyeayo say's she's pleased where she is, why not leave her be, while you enjoy our motherland?
One thing's for sure - you can't make people happy in a place they don't want to be, regardless how hard you try.
It's not just about money either - it's about being happy in your immediate surroundings.

DeltaVAG^TM

Sienna, why are you worried? I say Sigo go die, he go enter Atlantic ocean because Iyeayo dey enjoy for Australia.

I spent 20years of my life in Naija, I will spend about 10years here in Australia, another 10 in the US, another, maybe , 10 years in the UK, then come back to Australia to spend another 20 years and collect all my superannuation and enjoy my life to the brim.

And what happens to Sigo by then? By that time his body will be rotten in Okun river where he has choosen to jump because he dey jealous iyeayo wey dey gbadun her life.

@Sigo
I can sense your body shaking grrrrrhh as you type you next stupid reply, you have just started because you go die, na u find wahala for yourself. You go get hypertension jare!

I can employ you as a gateman in my firm in Lagos if hunger wan kill you for Ajegunle!  Your mates have proper exposure in nice countries like the US, Canada and Australia. They've schooled and have nice professional jobs and are buying all the nice properties back in Naija or investing big time in naija. Because you managed to steal someone elses passport to travel to South Africa  (not any different from Naija to me) to do your usual 419, your pea sized brain is overwork and you come here to show your unrefined personality. How sad. Sigo, you can never measure up with people living there lives abroad so shut up and resign to your horrible fate of having to rot in your proverty striken life in naija and don't kill yourself because of me! I say you go DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! and ROOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT!  because Iyeayo won't come to naija OOOOOOOOOO! you hear me so?? Wiating for your next childish reply

@Sienna
Thanks jare, I am out of here!

I say somebody go die o!

@Poster, pls when next you post a topic about 'overseas' pls always define the type of overseas you mean. Some ignorant numbskulls will go to Ghana or SOUTH AFRICA and come back to nairaland to give wrong advices. 'Overseas' get level abeg make we dey define.

To tell you what I do 'overseas'. I am making money, raking their dollars here and sending it to naija into my investment. This is my contribution to my motherland Nigeria.

ha! abeg abroad sweet o! Australia is just too good. if you have the right papers and a good job you will live the best of life. I couldn't have wished for anything else. Anybody wey wan die because I dey enjoy my life abroad fit go jump inside Atlantic ocean jare!

I think the only way you can help your boss without getting into trouble is to hide your identity and send an email or letter to your boss's wife to explain everything in detail and advise her to visit her husband in Nigeria. Make sure you don't leave out any detail. Otherwise, leave them o, so you don't become the only victim of this horrible circumstance.

tnx anyway Sienna, I was just pissed off to see someone can still come to nairaland and brag as if everyone else have no plans of their own in life. we all have our aspiration, and how does being abroad becomes Sigos headache? and if it hurts him so much to be unfortunately denied a visa to run away from his miserable life in Ajegunle, he should be able to control himself.

as u have said, I don cool down now jare, tnx  

Sienna, check the thread on the link below and see for yourself. Sigo posed himself in this thread as if he is outside Naija, do you sense mischief now? why should he come here to pose as better person in naija and psoe elsewhere as better person abroad. Can you see something is wrong somewhere?Bloody yahoo-yahoo boy!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1227.224.html