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Joke of the century!

I just saw it on GTBank status update now and i was like WHAT! May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace. He made a great impact so i think his life on earth should be celebrated. What a loss!

Good one Rochas, we support you wholeheartedly. Imo shall be great again!

@OP, it's either she likes you and want to get down or she want's to set you up. It's obvious wearing bangles is not the first thing one does after bath. Just be careful in whatever you have decided to do with/about her.

saremy:
ds one na insult abi na d one wa dey follow 4 back?

bros no be insult, na the one wey follow 4 back, abeg no vex lolz Nothing i won't see _read on Nairaland

[quote ]Good points, but what if she endures the no-spending periods just to get you when you're fully committed (married) knowing that you have the doh and waiting and enduring can be profitable at the end of the day?

[quote][/quote]Then it's her luck and smartness, you have no choice now but to spend da dough but you can't complain at this point because she has become your wifey.

Now what about people living outside naija? I don't just know how this man reasons, now do i have to come back to naija to cash out. This country is heading backwards to say the least.

I think it's appropriate to spend for her after marriage though you can exchange gifts before but paying her bills and sending her to the uni, etc. hell no, she will definitely dump you and find a wise man who will not be so loose with money when they get married!

Nice! so have u called him? Pls come back and tell us when you guys have made up but of course you don't need to tell us all the details especially the celebration part having missed each other for so long now hehe! _{don't mind me, in a happy mood!}

olboy, you fall men hand oh. so you would contemplate ditching ur mum just for a certain gurl who doesn't even trust you and you even concluded by saying "after all you have been with your mama all these years". Oya quickly run to your mama and apologize to her

HERE IS MBJ SOLUTION: DONT ACCEPT MONEY FROM HIM ANY LONGER AND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVE INSTANTLY!!!!!

Perfect advice!

Faceboooook again, this facebook of a thing! My buddy experienced same thing recently, his girl friend always complaining that he hardly posted on her wall etc. Well poster, it seems you started off with the "no calling thing" so i think you should just pick up your phone and call him, bruvs got some ego too you know. Things can't get better if you continue this way, you have to sit him down and talk to him real hard and also adhere to the advice of the broda above!

snowdrops:
go to Nigeria, and you would find one. if you are looking for Romans, you are more likely to meet them in Rome and not japan.

so take time off work/school, and go spend at least a months hols in naija.

avoid NL babes by the way

lolz

@poster, i know exactly what you mean, kind of think i'm in same predicament too but not despo!

@OP you won't be seen as a fool but i bet you will enter the Guinness book of records. Why are some guys so foolish in this 21st century? Gosh!

violent:
din' someone tell you it's a sick thing going out with your sister's ex?

The dude would feel awesome, sure! he's had both sisters. . .but you, yes you!--how would you feel bringing him home to dinner with your  pa and ma ?. . . not minding the fact that yo sister knows exactly how big his díck is and the things that make him go "oooh, ahhhh, yes baby yes baby" in bed

get yo head together mate, at last count, there are 6.5 billion boys in the world, must it be this one?. . .hell i'd wager their are better guys on NL than the ársehole you're currently sleeping with!

lol You must be kidding, aren't u?
@OP, from your post, you played so hard to get initially and then lost him so i guess you should move on, especially now that he's had your sister. I know it's not easy but in life, we win some, we lose some. All da best!

and this also made it to the front page! Now there must be something wrong with these "front pagers"

How people deceive others just to get what they want. How can you sit down in naija and claim there are lots of jobs in Denmark? Have you yourself been to Denmark before? Do you also know that they have introduced a processing fee of about 7000DKr? and you also have to show proof of funds. Peeps, whilst the program is true, do not be deceived, there are no jobs in the Nordic region and language barrier is also a huge factor. Lastly, it's a simple process, you can do it entirely on your own, most of my friends here have it.

Women! This woman has just messed up this man's life. I feel they shud put the man on suicide watch cos this may be difficult for him to bear!

All i can say now is "Fresh Air has started". Goodluck Nigeria and Nigerians!

obviously 2baba!

Yet another use.less and foo.lish tribalistic thread, can't you make your post without resorting to mentioning where she comes from?

As ur id suggests, this beauty is indeed an upgrader. I have my eyes on it!

Nice thread! First for people getting unnecessary notifications like when u like an update on comment on it and the u start getting notifications, u can change the settings so that you don't receive notifications.

As for facebook, what annoys me is when u see what someone can easily send to an individual as sms or inbox msg, he/she wld come to facebook and  broadcast it, Updates like, " I gave you my heart but you toiled with it", " I am not into you again, can't you see it" etc
Anoda one is people updating every minute of their lives and activities like "I just woke up", " I just booked a flight to Heathrow or Arlanda Airport", " I am sleeping, don't disturb" gosh! Soon they will update the colors of their undies et al.

Then the most annoying one is when you see this kinda birthday wish " Happy birthday, have a blast". Which blast? Lagos bomb blast or what?

bhusayor:
lol @bold, rhymzo

lolz u can come for an autograph, i am well known in Europe and America, hehehe