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talknafree:
Trust me, i totally agree with you.

If not because i don't wanna look or feel irresponsible, i would have just looked for a lady who will just be the mother of the number of children i want (without marital attachment)

Most girls only prophecize love and stick around like flies on honey when they know the going is good.

When i decided to be alone and get some things sorted out, i realized how much we WASTE on these ladies without realizing it each passing day, week, month and year round.

Buying a phone of between 60-70k for a girl is equivalent to a 32" LCD TV

buying a bag or sunglasses of between 30-50k is equivalent to an Home theater

giving her money to pay her school fees of over 60k could have gotten you a brand new fridge, generator or split unit

The weekly expenses of going to the movies which is likely to amount to between 15-20k could have gotten you a microwave oven, toaster and blender. The list goes on.

OMO THESE GIRLS NO JUST WORTH AM JARE!

I love this analysis, i cudn't help laughing so hard but i guess you forgot Brazilian (Mammywater) hair, what can the saved money for that buy? hehe. I heard it's in the range of 70-150k.

lovely ride!

@OP, you forgot that dickhead, Ryan Giggs in your list, please add him

190 2000 model? Are u kidding me lolz. This must have been custom-made for just you,

I wud rather have her ugly and intelligent than pretty and dumb, that will erode the whole beauty and make her even uglier than the ugliest woman alive.

Your best advert here will be to post some pics of completed and ongoing projects.

Every thread I open, I see a reply from you. Just wondering - you dey work for cybercafe??

lolz interesting!

Quite right, like Kenny Rogers said in one of his songs, "love all your friends but trust none of them"

M M M:
op
dis is not a problem,
if dey re truly brothers dat understand 1 anoda,

both of dem should keep fu-cking d babe 2gether.

Dere is luv in sharing.[flash=200,200][/flash]

This is so funny lolz.

hey, i didn't say poo, i said SH:IT jeeez

Nonsense, we don't want them. Same people will still go talking shit about Nigeria!

My broda, this is very common even for people in the west, it takes a great deal of luck to get such jobs especially in EU. I applied for a similar job as yours sometime last year, i actually dropped a hard copy resume with one of their representatives and i must say i forgot about it entirely until last month, i saw a very big envelope in my mail box with the company logo, my mind went straight to the application, i was like, could it be true. I didn't waste time in tearing the envelope apart and alas, what i saw was an official letter and a copy of my resume from the company signed by the MD saying that they acknowledge the receipt of "my impressive resume" but that they were sorry they couldn't offer me the job but of course i knew the reason so i didn't bother pressing forward but i just wondered why they had to waste their time and resources even disturbing their MD to sign the letter, an email or call from their HR could have done it as most of them have always done. It's a common thing but do not give up!

Da Doctor:
iykeD, Nice comment,

but for most of them it is TOOOO LATEEEEE, They already have the below;

1)CHRISTIAN MOTHERS ARM
2)ROBERTO CARLOS LEGS
3)SPARE TIRE (GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO 3) IN THEIR TOMMY.
4) E.T.C

So tell me, NA SURGERY DEM GO DO?

Your advise is for the youngeer ones, a call for them not to be GREEDY during dates, 'NNMIRI DORO NEFU DORO'LA NWA NKITA!!!'

Gosh, this is so funny, i cudn't help laughing so hard hahahhaha

I just took a survey of female-male respondents of this great post! Well kudos to the few females that have replied so far, the guilty ones are just somewhere reading and laughing but i  bet this post will spur them into action to burn off some fat and reduce their crave for free chop-it-all food, but please no tommy tucks oh!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=693656.msg8551585#msg8551585 date=1308544674]Nope (only God knows why) --- KFC is though.[/quote]Thanks, just curious

[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=693656.msg8551589#msg8551589 date=1308544948]Lolol @ d pot belly. It really isn't a gud sight to behold especially when we wear clothes dat cling so tight. (I no get pot belly oo). Sure? hehe

Too much junk food is bad, but guys get pot belly pass sha [/quote]hehe

For the guys, it's a sign of good living, well so they say hehe

Nice write up, quite informative!

@ OP lol true talk. Is McDonald's now in Naija?

and who told you guys the man will ever be interested in joining Gej's Ghana must go Government?

Iran Poster, u must be kidding right?

Nnamdi Azikiwe
Gani Fawehinmi
Emeka Anyaoku
Sam Mbakwe
Buhari
oh Olu Falae
n the rest

[quote author=won-90 link=topic=692818.msg8539022#msg8539022 date=1308336976]^Duh! i said where are u and how old are u - u even look or sound dull- which lady wanna date u dat way [/quote]How does he look dull? Have you seen him, try to respect peoples' feelings, we shouldn't take everything for fun and ignore the person at the receiving end. I hope you do step up your ways. No offense though!

@OP, the girl in question is trying to be polite and feels u shud understand the message if u r smart. Please make sure you brush your teeth twice daily and floss every night if is possible and most importantly use mouth wash regularly. A home made mouth wash could suffice, mix salt in lukewarm water and rinse your mouth for at least 2mins. I bet you will come back with another thread like this "My gal wants to kill me with kiss" afterwards

GenBuhari:
On the contrary if Abacha had been alive today OBJ would have been executed by now.
If Abacha had executed OBJ Nigeria would be much better off.

Seconded!

lol @ the weeping General!

bashr4:
yoruba girls need to do more with their appearance and hygiene ,i would have dated a lot but such thing turn me off,  have been tempted several time to tell my yoruba female friends to improve on their hygiene but i dont know how to cus they might fell bad , igbo chicks are more attractive and neat but ehh those girls na dragon ooo your bank account will just turn to red if you no take time. my number one preference  is efik/ibibio/anang girls, they to mumu but as pretty, neat and cook well like igbo girls infact they are the mumu version of igbo girls,tell them come they will come , go they will go unlike igbo girls that will shine red eye for or leave u sef 

lolz funny post but somewhat true

Sincerely, this story doesn't add up. How can he keep disturbing you this way if nothing ever happened between you guys in the past. It's either you led him on thinking it was gonna be a short flirt, collected some amount and gifts_{(though may be not as much as you wanted since u claim he is stingy, u even know him well enough)} and now it has backfired.

Why all these conflicting figures- 50m on vanguard news, 100m on i think Ascology and now 500m on NL.

Bros, posting pix will do you lots of good in this biz!

odiaero:
If your kitty is the only kitty to f*U*C*K for me to be given 500million naira, i do rather remain a Virgin for life instead
your backside is so flat that i do mistaken it for your stomach each time i look at your pic

Bros u r harsh now lolz Meanwhile u just gave me a comic relief this evening with ur first statement about booty, it was damn too funny

lolz @ all the replies, very funny! My broda just make a good budget as some1 has rightly pointed out and u will definitely survive, in fact that more than enough to survive on, unless you are talking about letting people know "You have arrived" then i bet that will not be enough for you.