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I dont want to laugh... Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Chelsea fans should wake up. Benitez was their BOSS

We lived in a very comfortable 3bedroom flat in Suncity Estate in Abuja and we were paying 3.5million annually

emmatok: Did you just write these down.
12000 for a 2-3bedroom flat in Benin and 150-200 in Abuja. Are you joking.

You won't even get such in low palaces like Osun,Ondo, or Kano.

You probably not working so you don't know what minimum wage is.

Obviously u omitted where I wrote 120 THOUSAND for a 2-3 BEDROOM FLAT for a YEAR and in ABUJA
150-200 THOUSAND FOR A YEAR FOR SELF CONTAIN

Even if u rcive 50k a month, add money for Fuel for Generator, Electricity, Transport, Feeding and if u have a car, God know u haff died

Abeg if u know u live abroad and it is way expensive for u, please, I beg u come home biko

Wait and someone is even talking about house rent compared to USA
Lets say u receive 18k monthly in Nigeria and that amounts to 216000 per annum and
at the end of the day u get urself a NICE 2-3 bedroom flat in Benin city which is about 120k in Abuja self contain u go see for about 150-200k and u are here talking about house rent is expensive in America abeg make una dey talk well abeg...
I hate hypocrites and those living in california or USA or abroad that is complaining, please come back home biko

It is ridiculous to know that Nigerians are so uneducated and so blind to reasoning, the guy said minimum wage, as an engineer, a medical doctor or a computer scientist working for either Microsoft john Hopkins university, they will earn more than that. if u want to spend the rest of ur life earning minimum wage then it is up to u. Great things start small.

LATELY THERE HAS BEEN NEWS ABOUT PDP, NEW PDP, APC, AMAECHI'S LOYALIST, SENATORS DEFECTING TO THE NEW PDP,
GEJ IS SCREWED, HE WILL NOT WIN THE ELECTION, ATIKU'S FACTION HAS BLA BLA BLA NUMBER OF SENATORS

IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT NIGERIANS EVEN HAVE TIME TO COMMENT AND ENGAGING THEMSELVES IN VERBAL WARS
THOSE WHO HATE PDP, AGAINST THOSE WHO WANT PDP TORN APART AND PEOPLE ECHOING AMAECHI AND ATIKU NAME

BUT HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO ANYONE OF YOU THAT THESE PEOPLE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY AND WHAT YOU DO? TILL GEJ DIES, HIS FAMILY AND HIM WILL NEVER LACK ANY MATERIAL THING

IT IS OFTEN SAID THAT THE DEVIL YOU KNOW IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DONT KNOW, WE ARE PRAISING ATIKU'S LED FACTION BECAUSE HE HAS NEVER BEEN A PRESIDENT, HE WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT AND WAS NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR OBASANJO'S RIGIME MORE LIKE SAMBO NOW NOBODY KNOW HIS ILLS BUT FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS NOW IS ON GEJ'S HEAD.

COME 2015, WHOEVER WINS, NIGERIANS WILL ALSO COME OUT AND OPEN THEIR MOUTH HERE TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT.

WHEN BUSH WAS IN OFFICE AMERICANS SAID HE WAS THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA EVER HAD, NOW THEY HAVE MOVED TO OBAMA NOW

LONG AND SHORT OF THIS STORY: YOU CAN NEVER PLEASE EVERYONE MOST ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR MINDS ARE MYOPIC.

VOTE FASHOLA O, VOTE ATIKU O, VOTE AMAECHI O, THEY ARE ALL POLITICIANS AND THEY WILL FUEL THEIR SELFISH AMBITIONS AND STEAL WITH SWAG.

JOBLESSNESS IS THE MAIN CAUSE OF PEOPLE DISCUSSING POLITICS IN NIGERIA, U CANT BE WORKING IN A BANK OR IN A CONSTRUCTION SITE OR IN A MEDICAL WARD OR IN A LAW COURT OR IN THE MARKET SELLING SOMETHING AND HAVE THE TIME TO FIGHT OVER THOSE WHO DONT KNOW U EXIST,

God punish this woman if she reason divorce

GatJokez: You're too generous here but I'll pass on both, hahaz.
If I were to pick a footballer it would be Van P

Traitorrrrrrrrrrrrr, please dont mention that name on this thread again.

Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hornipipe: No goals yet? Come on fenerbahce

Winchy winchy

[quote author=Ejiné]Sorry dude, my fiancee is way hotter. But then again, you're talking about the girls on Nairaland, so you may be right.[/quote]Hmmmm all ah see is a blest that haggling muscles

Spencervivian: I am interested in getting visa to Norway
A visit visa I want to go check out the opportunities I would like to know how fast I can get the visa if I apply this month and general cost i.e flight and accommodation.

I previously said this OP is a scam... That was a post she made on Nairaland 13-08-2013

https://www.nairaland.com/260142/nigerians-oslo-norway/7#17400936

It is so pathetic...

The op is a joker.
Wetin carry you go where school of $6500 dey?
It is lubriguous and so bumbuzuing to believe your story.
First of all, what is the name of your university?
What course are you studying?
And finally what is your facebook name?

Irrespective of the above mentioned questions, there is no moral justification for sleeping with a sugar daddy!

He was sent to Cyprus to study and not to party. He is responsible for his own death. I am currently studying in India and they look at blacks as if we are not humans. That is when I made up my mind that my only business is from house to school and back to the house for the next 3years.

Una just dey beef, if na una papa, uncle, brother or even u dey that place, una for keep quiet. Na today una know say politics na the fastest way to make am for naija?

Bloody hypocrites

That list is not complete without ANDREA BOCELLI

Well well well finally got to India July 3rd
Finally met with DanIndia that same day and practically have been living in his house though
I have my apartment which I go to spend the
night owing to the fact that I dont have a sim card
and an Internet connection yet because getting a
sim card here is not easy, e nor be like naija
wey u fit just go buy sim card and funningly enough
DanIndia and I are in the same class and Year
We are both studying in a(Degree college)
Affliated to Osmania University and we are studying MECS i.e Maths
Electronics and Computer Science.

Seriously the maths is not easy and I urge anyone coming for computer science to please take their maths not just maths but
Further maths very very serious because the educational system in India is way
more advanced than ours, they take it as if they are solving one simple 1+1
but for us Africans it can be very difficult

Housing is the main headache and at least anyone coming should have nothing less than
30-45Naira to get a place 2bhk which is easy to get and 15-20kNaira for 1bhk which is rare to find and if you are lucky,
u can find someone to share with. For me, am sharing a 1bhk with a Nigerian who came for
BA in Psychology and we got the place for 4krupees owing to the fact that the man is an understanding man
he collected just one month from me cos normally we were supposed to pay for 2months which is about 8k rupees which is about 24000
Naira.

For those that are interested, just contact DanIndia, he will see u thru the process without stress
and admissions into new sessions begins by next year.

Yes bigger bros it was successful, I only had to pay 6k for reissuing of ticket and I got to India on the 3rd of July and have since started school!!! Thank you very much

I will at this junction congratulate the office of the adviser to the President on issues relating to politics.
It goes to show that the President is really a listening President to have kept quiet to the insults being
thrown at him. Amaechi simply wants the President to respond to his comments and will not be surprised if
he arranged the interview with the Tv station just to seek the attention of Mr. President who is bothered with
more important things than trading words with a gov who instead of focusing on bettering his state, he is busy
crying foul because he wants to run as a President. Nigerians seem to forget that incumbency in Nigeria Politics
is a major determinant of who wins whether Obama comes and run against Jonathan.

Amaechi should stop granting interviews and let the good people that believe in him see the good he has done and
use that one to elect him.
Quietness is not foolishness and for those that are insulting GEJ and PEJ, please note that your parents before they exit this
earth will never smell where the foolish and stupid president and his shepopotamus of a wife has trod.

To all those ranting and raving, note:

I love Goodluck for one thing, He is gently living his life and He is showing his level of maturity by not offering a word despite Amaechi's Public accusation of Mr President as the problem in his state.

Majority here are being sentimental and instead of seeing reasons, they criticize based on what they have heard from the public, mind you, those that surrounds Amaechi are not there because they know or support the truth, but because they stand to gain something from Amaechi.

For all those insulting GEJ and PEJ, even if you were a driver at Aso Rock, u will not even think of criticizing the President or his wife because ur mindsets are already defaulted to sing their praises, so is what is happening with Amaechi's camp.

If you like call him an I.diot, A retard, A slowpoke, Weakest president ever but please note this Never Insult those in POwer becuase they did not get there by mistake, they were destined to be there, instead of insulting and calling names why not make sense and let others gain from it? and note ur parents will never be where the I.diot and the retarded poke has been to till they die.

Of all the President in the World, I respect my President for not behaving like Amaechi who publicly accuses others of wrong doing when they are just singing his praise for gains...

bennyraz: Write a letter of petition to the National assembly.. copy the Police service commission, copy the inspector general of police.. copy the Assistance Inspector General of police of your zone, copy the commissioner, copy the DPO of the police station.. Submit at the National assembly and all other places you copied. Your matter will be treated.. Going to court is a waste of time.. how many cases are still in court against the NPF since the 90's??

When them go fling the petitions from their table
Oga nor go even see am sef, na secretary go just laff tear am throway

My brother just thank God that u are out.
I dont have faith in the Judicial system in Nigeria
and even if u sue, what are u expecting? That they pay u millions of naira
Or that they should apologise and refund the 10k bail out money?
Even if they agree to pay anything, u will never get it.
Just chillax and thank God u are out...
U dont have any evidence that u gave them 10k for bail and they might plan u and ur dad l8r

Osahon7: were did dis lunatic crawl out from? Mbbs/Bds remains d best professional degre in nigeria...*continue to drink urself to stupour

Osahon Lare ooo Ihua me khin? Igha gbue

thinka2: My name is Vera (nick name) and I have been happily married for 3 years with 2 children. My younger sister had been in school abroad studying medicine and she just came home for holidays. She had never met my husband, neither had my husband met her.

Last June, we were to attend our maternal cousin's wedding and we decided to meet at the venue of the wedding. She was excited over the phone because she wanted to show me the engagement ring her boyfriend gave to her. I asked my husband to drop me off but he said he has an important meeting to attend somewhere in Ibadan. So I had to go by cab. On getting there, I met my younger sister who was all over the moon about the engagement ring her boy friend whom I never met gave her. She gave me another shocker, telling me she was pregnant with his child. I was not so happy with that news but I was happy for her all the same and started asking for my details about her "Mr.hunk" as she called him and when he would meet our parents in Ibadan. She insisted that she wanted him to meet with me first, then we would all go to Ibadan.

After the wedding, we had to wait and meet her boyfriend. As at the time he arrived, I was so tired that I just went into the backseat and waited while they kissed all so passionately. I cleared my throat and my sister, beaming with smiles, excused herself to introduced her boyfriend to me. Lo and behold, I nearly fainted as I saw who it was. I just kept pointing at him but the words couldn't just come out....My sister was not only engaged but was pregnant for my husband; the father of my children!

It was then that I understood the foreign trips and every other trip that he ever went on. I am confused, bitter and angry. Most of all, I pity my sister who is about to be the second wife to her sister's husband. But above all, I just want to kill my husband.

Please advice me before I do something drastic.

http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/07/help-im-about-to-kill-my-husband.html#more

Tales by moonlight

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190: well i'd say phuck soyinka, phuck abacha's daughter too

thank God i ent Nigerian

im based in the United states people

Abeg tell them sontin

Mr Billionaire,

Please let these Pro-Soyinka be abeg.

I nor blame anybody na democracy nahin I blame if not which mouth Soyinka get to curse Presido Wife? If na military the man for don dey inside cell till when God knows.

Na person wife the man dey advise make e be lady before she turn first lady and I believe say the ones wey hin divorce na girls them be and them nor dey relate like ladies.

Achebe will always remain my paddy because hin nor get time for public show of shame wey Soyinka dey do so. Unlike Achebe if na Soyinka them give those national award, the man for grab am just to add to e collections of titles.

Achebe nor yarn rubbish o but the guy refusal of national award twice voiced more than enough for people to know say Yes the gofment nor dey try.

Maturity nor be white hair or handsome face and e clear say Oga Soyinka nor really get work wey e dey see time take dey grant interviews.

I even blame our president wife wey her grammar don break my ororo plasma 128" Led abi na lcd twice she for nor just answer am at all.

Oga Jona na man u be jare, just let the old man dey talk and abeg send me small thing from ur billion billion allowance for food Mata na, 1 milla issokay for me u know.

Make una nor worry Naija go better.
Nigeria Oni Baje O

JideTheBlogger: Wishing you are the one ba?

Please please please she is not my type abeg
I have taste

And na one guy just dey get am down ooo

chidyhels: Must there be a relationship,wat happens to keeping her as a frnd and see how it goes frm there.

Most sensible post on this thread.
@Op, She knew u were thinking with ur john thomas
Shes a smart girl she is, U just see her then start to dey toast her
For all those saying she has someone plz leave that out, the girl
knows what she wants and I will break my lil sisters head if she
agrees to dating a guy she just met not upto 2weeks